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Arknox
Darkadians
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Posted - 2008.03.15 00:59:00 -
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#1 I remember when i started eve that i hated pirates and everything "evil" in this game. Over time i started pirating myself, then it all became much clearer why thous evil people did all the mean stuff. Because its FUN!
But, how do you explain to the naive narrow minded ones why you blew up their hard earned ships? It just that no mather how hard you try they won't understand I just think to myself that they'll learn one day, keeping my mouth shut...
#2 Why do noobs/carebears who can't win heavyly outnumbered fights in their advantage smack so much ?
Its always the same stuff as well
They accuse you of:
-Being an ebayed char. -Being a 13yr old. -No-life.
also:
"go to 0.0" and all its variants. "pirates are pussies who are scared to fight fair"
Seriously , its getting old.
Smacktalk can be fun if done correctly so post all your original smack here and lets have a laugh
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Originally by: JeanPierre
You need to examine Minmatar ships bro.
No kidding, I tried to Salvage one last night. Took me 20 cycles before the pilot convoed me and told me to stop it.
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ReePeR McAllem
Blood Corsair's Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.03.15 01:01:00 -
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Smacks lame... you smacker you
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Arknox
Darkadians
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Posted - 2008.03.15 01:11:00 -
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well i feel alot better , just killed and podded the smacker who made me post this ----------
Originally by: JeanPierre
You need to examine Minmatar ships bro.
No kidding, I tried to Salvage one last night. Took me 20 cycles before the pilot convoed me and told me to stop it.
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Karyuudo Tydraad
Whiskey Pete's Drycleaning Services
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Posted - 2008.03.15 01:24:00 -
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I don't get smack often but here's what I have. I dunno who this guy was, but I popped a lot of macro haulers with a drake and then he showed up and threw some terrible smack in local I ignored. Still have the mail he sent me tho. v0v 2007.10.02 10:59 Moron.
Likiee shoot shoot hauleies?
You get bigie thrillie fromee doing so?
No wonder you morons live in the third world.
let me know when you have isk for sale.
Scam,
2 drakes in a belt, both stabbed. Bump one and manage to pop it, other warps out at half shield before I can hit it. Apparently thinks he somehow won a battle of capacitor warfare with a neutaphoon. My keyboard was missing B, N, and spacebar keys so I had to do my best to work around that. Victim 2 went into some sort of second language that I wasn't familiar with later on.
[ 2008.03.14 07:08:07 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi [ 2008.03.14 07:08:29 ] Victim 1 > wtf?? [ 2008.03.14 07:08:35 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hello [ 2008.03.14 07:08:56 ] Victim 1 > thanks dude [ 2008.03.14 07:09:14 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > NP
[ 2008.03.14 07:09:37 ] Victim 2 > hey ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:09:51 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hello [ 2008.03.14 07:10:02 ] Victim 2 > yes hello ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:10:08 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi. [ 2008.03.14 07:10:17 ] Victim 2 > ****er [ 2008.03.14 07:10:30 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Yes? [ 2008.03.14 07:10:55 ] Victim 2 > get ******. [ 2008.03.14 07:11:02 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Alright. [ 2008.03.14 07:11:44 ] Victim 2 > we'll be back [ 2008.03.14 07:12:11 ] Would-be Vigilante > ****stick where ? [ 2008.03.14 07:12:29 ] Victim 2 > belt 3 [ 2008.03.14 07:12:37 ] Victim 2 > kick his ass if you're capable [ 2008.03.14 07:12:57 ] Would-be Vigilante > are you mining ? [ 2008.03.14 07:13:05 ] Victim 2 > Karyuudo Tydraad is a ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:13:17 ] Victim 2 > no we were passing through on our way home [ 2008.03.14 07:14:06 ] Would-be Vigilante > i am only in a cruiser [ 2008.03.14 07:14:22 ] Victim 2 > ****stick is in a battleship [ 2008.03.14 07:14:34 ] Victim 2 > now he's looting my mate's shi[ [ 2008.03.14 07:14:37 ] Victim 2 > ship [ 2008.03.14 07:14:56 ] Would-be Vigilante > he killed you both ? [ 2008.03.14 07:15:16 ] Victim 2 > no i got out. nossed him so he lost his warp scram, so i got away
[ 2008.03.14 08:17:23 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi [ 2008.03.14 08:17:45 ] Victim 2 > jy is die grootste poes wat ek in 'n lang tyd teegekom het. [ 2008.03.14 08:18:12 ] Victim 2 > jou ma vat kaffir van agter af [ 2008.03.14 08:18:27 ] Victim 2 > fokken matrasbaber. [ 2008.03.14 08:19:23 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > |3roke|\|-key|3oard,-ca|\|'t-talk-|3ecause-keys-dead [ 2008.03.14 08:19:38 ] Victim 2 > yeah clearly [ 2008.03.14 08:20:44 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Fly-safe-go|\||\|a-fi|\|d-more-targets,-|3ye [ 2008.03.14 08:21:20 ] Victim 2 > yeah watch your back.
Silly drake pilots.
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Marcus TheMartin
Deadly Addiction Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.03.15 02:00:00 -
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By being on the internet you are
1. A virgin 2. the smack talkers age -6 3. emo 4. acne ridden 5. fat 6. if playing a brutor you are the *'d out part in s******dly 7. have no life 8. if a space pirate you accomplish nothing* (care bear myth) 9. if a space pirate you are called a gankbear even though there was no cartoon in the 80's about some hommicidal bears taking **** from no one. 10. A coward if you dock when 15 people jump in against 1 you. 11. A coward if you cloak and attack those that provide profits 12. A coward if you refuse to fight tank vs dps style 13. any version of the word ***
Did I miss anything?
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Karyuudo Tydraad
Whiskey Pete's Drycleaning Services
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Posted - 2008.03.15 02:13:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin By being on the internet you are
1. A virgin 2. the smack talkers age -6 3. emo 4. acne ridden 5. fat 6. if playing a brutor you are the *'d out part in s******dly 7. have no life 8. if a space pirate you accomplish nothing* (care bear myth) 9. if a space pirate you are called a gankbear even though there was no cartoon in the 80's about some hommicidal bears taking **** from no one. 10. A coward if you dock when 15 people jump in against 1 you. 11. A coward if you cloak and attack those that provide profits 12. A coward if you refuse to fight tank vs dps style 13. any version of the word ***
Did I miss anything?
Mother's basement and deep-rooted psychological issues.
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Pestilence Aligher'ri
V i L e
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Posted - 2008.03.15 03:02:00 -
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I smack talk all empire pirates too.
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.15 05:01:00 -
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All your questions are answered here.
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Bellum Eternus
Death of Virtue Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.03.15 08:27:00 -
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Originally by: Vrikshaka All your questions are answered here.
I didn't click it yet, but I smell a Rickroll!
Bellum Eternus [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y [Vid] L E G E N D A R Y I I |
Noluck Ned
FinFleet Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.03.15 09:08:00 -
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Edited by: Noluck Ned on 15/03/2008 09:09:09 @ Kayruudo That language is Afrikaans or South African Dutch.
I would translate but its pretty damn Racist.
If you meet him again tell him he ought to be ashamed of himself. Or just say "Vlieg in jou Moer".
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Tiger313
313th Squadron
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Posted - 2008.03.15 10:25:00 -
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Originally by: Karyuudo Tydraad
[ 2008.03.14 08:17:45 ] Victim 2 > jy is die grootste poes wat ek in 'n lang tyd teegekom het.
That's South African language, meaning something in the likes of "you're the biggest puss-y i've met in a long time!"
"Kaffir" is a denigrating word used to point out a black person. Not sure what the rest means as I'm not South African. I'm Dutch and the languages are related, just not entirely the same.
Just figured I'd help you out on that one.
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.15 13:59:00 -
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Originally by: Bellum Eternus
Originally by: Vrikshaka All your questions are answered here.
I didn't click it yet, but I smell a Rickroll!
Damn, I was afraid that'd would happen... Ok here's the same link but in safe mode shall we say. If it turns out to be a Rickroll I promise to go to Decon and mine in a Bhaalgorn ok?
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neo smith
ACME.inc
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Posted - 2008.03.15 14:38:00 -
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whats a rickroll ?
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Patso Tappaja
Paisti Paisti Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.15 15:14:00 -
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Originally by: neo smith whats a rickroll ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
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Marcus TheMartin
Deadly Addiction Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.03.15 16:05:00 -
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Originally by: neo smith whats a rickroll ?
a semi expensive japanese delicacy found in high end sushi restaurants, Its tangy and spicy at the same time but with a sweet center.
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.15 19:10:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin Its tangy and spicy at the same time but with a sweet center.
Mmmmmm sounds just like carebear meat.
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Dosgar
Mercenary Evolution
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Posted - 2008.03.15 20:00:00 -
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Originally by: neo smith whats a rickroll ?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll#.22Rickroll.22_Internet_phenomenon
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1Evildude
We Come In Peace
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Posted - 2008.03.16 02:20:00 -
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Originally by: Karyuudo Tydraad I don't get smack often but here's what I have. I dunno who this guy was, but I popped a lot of macro haulers with a drake and then he showed up and threw some terrible smack in local I ignored. Still have the mail he sent me tho. v0v 2007.10.02 10:59 Moron.
Likiee shoot shoot hauleies?
You get bigie thrillie fromee doing so?
No wonder you morons live in the third world.
let me know when you have isk for sale.
Scam,
2 drakes in a belt, both stabbed. Bump one and manage to pop it, other warps out at half shield before I can hit it. Apparently thinks he somehow won a battle of capacitor warfare with a neutaphoon. My keyboard was missing B, N, and spacebar keys so I had to do my best to work around that. Victim 2 went into some sort of second language that I wasn't familiar with later on.
[ 2008.03.14 07:08:07 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi [ 2008.03.14 07:08:29 ] Victim 1 > wtf?? [ 2008.03.14 07:08:35 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hello [ 2008.03.14 07:08:56 ] Victim 1 > thanks dude [ 2008.03.14 07:09:14 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > NP
[ 2008.03.14 07:09:37 ] Victim 2 > hey ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:09:51 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hello [ 2008.03.14 07:10:02 ] Victim 2 > yes hello ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:10:08 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi. [ 2008.03.14 07:10:17 ] Victim 2 > ****er [ 2008.03.14 07:10:30 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Yes? [ 2008.03.14 07:10:55 ] Victim 2 > get ******. [ 2008.03.14 07:11:02 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Alright. [ 2008.03.14 07:11:44 ] Victim 2 > we'll be back [ 2008.03.14 07:12:11 ] Would-be Vigilante > ****stick where ? [ 2008.03.14 07:12:29 ] Victim 2 > belt 3 [ 2008.03.14 07:12:37 ] Victim 2 > kick his ass if you're capable [ 2008.03.14 07:12:57 ] Would-be Vigilante > are you mining ? [ 2008.03.14 07:13:05 ] Victim 2 > Karyuudo Tydraad is a ****stick [ 2008.03.14 07:13:17 ] Victim 2 > no we were passing through on our way home [ 2008.03.14 07:14:06 ] Would-be Vigilante > i am only in a cruiser [ 2008.03.14 07:14:22 ] Victim 2 > ****stick is in a battleship [ 2008.03.14 07:14:34 ] Victim 2 > now he's looting my mate's shi[ [ 2008.03.14 07:14:37 ] Victim 2 > ship [ 2008.03.14 07:14:56 ] Would-be Vigilante > he killed you both ? [ 2008.03.14 07:15:16 ] Victim 2 > no i got out. nossed him so he lost his warp scram, so i got away
[ 2008.03.14 08:17:23 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Hi [ 2008.03.14 08:17:45 ] Victim 2 > jy is die grootste poes wat ek in 'n lang tyd teegekom het. [ 2008.03.14 08:18:12 ] Victim 2 > jou ma vat kaffir van agter af [ 2008.03.14 08:18:27 ] Victim 2 > fokken matrasbaber. [ 2008.03.14 08:19:23 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > |3roke|\|-key|3oard,-ca|\|'t-talk-|3ecause-keys-dead [ 2008.03.14 08:19:38 ] Victim 2 > yeah clearly [ 2008.03.14 08:20:44 ] Karyuudo Tydraad > Fly-safe-go|\||\|a-fi|\|d-more-targets,-|3ye [ 2008.03.14 08:21:20 ] Victim 2 > yeah watch your back.
Silly drake pilots.
The 2nd guy started talking in Afrikaans (Native language for white South Africans), I can tell you what he called you, but might not be such a good idea on the forums
Really throwing South Africans name away tbh.. If you can give me his name, I'd be happy to pod that tart.... repeatedly...
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Lobster Man
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.03.16 02:25:00 -
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"tell your mom that she needs to douche, becuase i don't think a ***** is supposed to smell like that"
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Arknox
Darkadians
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Posted - 2008.03.16 07:34:00 -
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Originally by: Lobster Man Edited by: Lobster Man on 16/03/2008 02:25:50 "tell your mom that she needs to douche more, becuase i don't think a ***** is supposed to smell like that"
you mean shower ? ----------
Originally by: JeanPierre
You need to examine Minmatar ships bro.
No kidding, I tried to Salvage one last night. Took me 20 cycles before the pilot convoed me and told me to stop it.
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Marcus TheMartin
Deadly Addiction Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.03.16 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Arknox
Originally by: Lobster Man Edited by: Lobster Man on 16/03/2008 02:25:50 "tell your mom that she needs to douche more, becuase i don't think a ***** is supposed to smell like that"
you mean shower ?
a douche is like a shower for your vagina
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Vrikshaka
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.16 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: neo smith whats a rickroll ?
a semi expensive japanese delicacy found in high end sushi restaurants, Its tangy and spicy at the same time but with a sweet center.
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin
Originally by: Arknox
Originally by: Lobster Man Edited by: Lobster Man on 16/03/2008 02:25:50 "tell your mom that she needs to douche more, becuase i don't think a ***** is supposed to smell like that"
you mean shower ?
a douche is like a shower for your vagina
This thread needs to go in the new player guide collection tbh. Sticky pls!!
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Valgren
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.17 02:49:00 -
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To be honest, the whole smack/hate mail aspect has proven to be one of the more enjoyable aspects of pirating. I just started pirating about 3 months ago after several years of being on the "good" side of the law, but 460+ kills later and all the smacking/hate mail that's come with it makes me feel like I went the right way...i'm finally having fun with Eve on a daily basis.
Idle Guns: Like a p.orno, but without all the intelligent dialogue
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Neal Cassady
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.17 09:45:00 -
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thread kicks ass
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Bhlessed
The Garrison
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Posted - 2008.03.17 10:10:00 -
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Quote:
The 2nd guy started talking in Afrikaans (Native language for white South Africans), I can tell you what he called you, but might not be such a good idea on the forums
Really throwing South Africans name away tbh.. If you can give me his name, I'd be happy to pod that tart.... repeatedly...
Afrikaans isn't a Native white South African only language, I don't know where you come with this BS. Next thing you will tell me Xhosa is a Native black South African only language.
Quote:
[ 2008.03.14 08:17:45 ] Victim 2 > jy is die grootste poes wat ek in 'n lang tyd teegekom het. [ 2008.03.14 08:18:12 ] Victim 2 > jou ma vat kaffir van agter af [ 2008.03.14 08:18:27 ] Victim 2 > fokken matrasbaber.
Once in a while you get people who disappoint you, specially from your own nation. This garbage should just be filed under _ignore_.
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weedmasta
PAK Red Republic
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Posted - 2008.03.17 15:17:00 -
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Originally by: Arknox #1 I remember when i started eve that i hated pirates and everything "evil" in this game. Over time i started pirating myself, then it all became much clearer why thous evil people did all the mean stuff. Because its FUN!
But, how do you explain to the naive narrow minded ones why you blew up their hard earned ships? It just that no mather how hard you try they won't understand I just think to myself that they'll learn one day, keeping my mouth shut...
#2 Why do noobs/carebears who can't win heavyly outnumbered fights in their advantage smack so much ?
Its always the same stuff as well
They accuse you of:
-Being an ebayed char. -Being a 13yr old. -No-life.
also:
"go to 0.0" and all its variants. "pirates are pussies who are scared to fight fair"
Seriously , its getting old.
Smacktalk can be fun if done correctly so post all your original smack here and lets have a laugh
You already answered your own questions "I remember when i started eve that i hated pirates and everything "evil" in this game." ___________________________________
Shuuuun, shuuuun the smacktalkers.
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.03.17 17:57:00 -
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Some good ones is when alliances jump in carriers on you so you dock up and they call you a noob and a loser for not staying and fighting. Another one ive come to love is being smacked from people that are docked. <3
Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
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jimmyjam
Wise Guys Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2008.03.17 18:06:00 -
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Originally by: Arknox #1 I remember when i started eve that i hated pirates and everything "evil" in this game. Over time i started pirating myself, then it all became much clearer why thous evil people did all the mean stuff. Because its FUN!
But, how do you explain to the naive narrow minded ones why you blew up their hard earned ships? It just that no mather how hard you try they won't understand I just think to myself that they'll learn one day, keeping my mouth shut...
#2 Why do noobs/carebears who can't win heavyly outnumbered fights in their advantage smack so much ?
Its always the same stuff as well
They accuse you of:
-Being an ebayed char. -Being a 13yr old. -No-life.
also:
"go to 0.0" and all its variants. "pirates are pussies who are scared to fight fair"
Seriously , its getting old.
Smacktalk can be fun if done correctly so post all your original smack here and lets have a laugh
I agree smack is fun as long as its done in poor taste.
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Nha'kila Trotts
Paradigm.
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Posted - 2008.03.17 18:35:00 -
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Yeah, as stated above, he was smacking you in Afrikaans, which is language most prominently found in more rural South Africa, derived from a mixture of dutch, german, french and a couple more.
Wouldnt know why hes smacking you in Afri tho, not like youll understand it anyways. He clearly wasnt talking to his buddy ("Jy is...","Jou ma.."), unless he wasnt happy with his performance. Oh and yeah, please send me the name so we can gather a couple of SA guys and pod him. Lets get him, 1Evil!
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.17 19:00:00 -
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Originally by: Marcus TheMartin a douche is like a shower for your vagina
Oh, exploitable! (Coming soon to a Goon Sig near you!)
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