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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.19 16:29:00 -
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Edited by: Nubbin King on 19/03/2008 16:33:26
So the Noob Mercs are gearing up for our war this week against Fallout Project and... what's this? We're wardecced by this corp called Win Every War In Notime
"Awesome," we think. What a great way to help people get some PVP without having to continue with Piracy!
But their main guy likes to station hug  .
And then one of our pilots, ivana rocku, finally gets Giribaldi (the guy that likes to station hug) to agree to fight her 1v1 in frigates... and he brings a friend in a thorax... but she still kills him before the thorax gets her.
Anyways, other Noob Mercs can probably share some good stories as well... I think the guy just ran from one of our noobs piloting his first moa while piloting a thorax himself. I'm just guessing these guys aren't confident in their PVP ability and/or are afraid to bet blowed up.
Anyways, my point here is not only to ridicule, but to call out. Tomorrow at 1900, the Noob Mercs will be gathering up in Amarr, at say... planet 1 while we get ready to head out to play with Fallout Project. If you'd like to win this war in no time, Giribaldi and friends, please come play! I recommend you bring a few corpmates.
EDIT: Typos n stuff.
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I am The Nubbin King, should I deafeat you:
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Ren Surkova
AirHawk Alliance
Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.19 16:42:00 -
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oh ok, good thing you made a thread about it
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Vaell'or Kurtanz
Sick Cruel and Unusual Methods
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Posted - 2008.03.19 16:45:00 -
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Station hugging would appear to be there only real skill tbh, quite frankly having seen there CEO's bio i was hoping for better of these guys 
"CEO: Emperors Righthand
Home: Altrinur and Aeddin and large POS
Goals: NAP and Provide build sevices
Recruiting: yes all levels or player types.
Corp status: Over year old
Members wanted: industrial and miners some warriors
Specialty: Hauler, Security, Mining, Trade, Mission runners, Bounty hunters!
Assets: large POS, hundreds of BPOs
Ship kill: 0
Pod kill: 0
Ships lost: 1
Pods lost: 0
Fly: Mission runner, Corp operations, Mining, Trainer, Logistics & Leadership
Perssonality: I may not be tough but im tanked enough for reinforcements, Im never alone and never will be. I hope to set POS in empire and join bob some time soon."
Join us and have the safety of friends all over NO current enemies. Theres profit shareing 1 month after hire will pay in isk equil to you current skill points as bonus. Anyone welcome to join unless your kill all minded.
Trully i'm dissapointed with these guy's, instead of bringing it with sytle, something both IDLE GUNS and Fallout have done, these guys are just plain embarrasing to fight, so it will be no surprise if they show a complete lack of backbone anytime soon, and they wardecc'ed us, Epic Phail doesn't come close really...
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Sheila Love
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.19 16:50:00 -
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As the chief has said we had hopes of this decc, but hey guess what EPIC PHAIL on there part, no style whatsoever, something that both IDLE GUNS and Fallout have done, tbh i'd expected more having read there CEO's bio...
(CEO: Emperors Righthand
Home: Altrinur and Aeddin and large POS
Goals: NAP and Provide build sevices
Recruiting: yes all levels or player types.
Corp status: Over year old
Members wanted: industrial and miners some warriors
Specialty: Hauler, Security, Mining, Trade, Mission runners, Bounty hunters!
Assets: large POS, hundreds of BPOs
Ship kill: 0
Pod kill: 0
Ships lost: 1
Pods lost: 0
Fly: Mission runner, Corp operations, Mining, Trainer, Logistics & Leadership
Perssonality: I may not be tough but im tanked enough for reinforcements, Im never alone and never will be. I hope to set POS in empire and join bob some time soon.
Join us and have the safety of friends all over NO current enemies. Theres profit shareing 1 month after hire will pay in isk equil to you current skill points as bonus. Anyone welcome to join unless your kill all minded)
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Steve Celeste
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.03.19 16:57:00 -
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 Originally by: Nubbin King
Giribaldi (the guy that likes to station hug)
I remember him, he quickly warped out of the belt i found him in, flashing red all the way (he took from a bait can). I think he was in an arbitrator.
Then i realised i should have fitted a disruptor instead of a scram.... oops. 
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Gutternoob
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.19 17:29:00 -
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everytime we catch one he will just fly off if theres more than 2 of us i mean were noobs and stand no way of winning (most of the time) yet these guys run from us
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Redglare's Demise
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.03.19 17:57:00 -
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There is more to PvP than numbers.
Giant meatpie foundation |
Asuka Smith
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:01:00 -
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Oh god the war has not even started yet and we already have a... "Smack"? thread.
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:02:00 -
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Originally by: Redglare's Demise
There is more to PvP than numbers.
And that is even more numbers? ^^
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shoresy
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:09:00 -
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Amarr you say mmmmmmmmm gives me time to kick the wife out and be ready for you I assure you our guys wont run and we are waiting for the fun
Shoresy
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Lady Alexandra
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:11:00 -
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got stockpiles of ships waiting for ya, so can't wait for it to start.
Will be getting fights out of us i can promise ;) |
Asuka Smith
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:11:00 -
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My friends inform me that this is in fact not a smack thread directed at HALO, and that it is instead just poorly worded, and since I cannot edit out my own post I am posting this disclaimer here to ignore the first thing I said.
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Lady Alexandra
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Asuka Smith
My friends inform me that this is in fact not a smack thread directed at HALO, and that it is instead just poorly worded, and since I cannot edit out my own post I am posting this disclaimer here to ignore the first thing I said.
nooblet :P :-)
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Iradlac Lowlander
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:30:00 -
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Quote:
I think the guy just ran from one of our noobs piloting his first moa while piloting a thorax himself. I'm just guessing these guys aren't confident in their PVP ability and/or are afraid to bet blowed up.
thats me , I've got 6 days of skill training and all my modules are t1. He's hanging around the station where many of our pilots have ships, so I attack him. He doesn't even target me! After my first hit he docks !  So you can hang around a station and attack frigates but you can't even try to attack a noob piloting a MOA .... You'll win every war in no time that way 
I hope there will be a fight tomorrow 
sorry for my bad English I'm working on it
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Zorlag
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.19 18:42:00 -
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"Phailure"
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil
Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.03.19 19:20:00 -
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Originally by: Sheila Love
(CEO: Emperors Righthand
Goals: NAP and Provide build sevices
Members wanted: industrial and miners some warriors
Specialty: Hauler, Security, Mining, Trade, Mission runners, Bounty hunters!
Ship kill: 0
Pod kill: 0
Ships lost: 1
Pods lost: 0
Perssonality: I may not be tough but im tanked enough for reinforcements, Im never alone and never will be. I hope to set POS in empire and join bob some time soon.
Join us and have the safety of friends all over NO current enemies. Theres profit shareing 1 month after hire will pay in isk equil to you current skill points as bonus. Anyone welcome to join unless your kill all minded)
Lol i hope he realizes you cant be a napfesting nublet to join BoB
Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
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M'ing Pai
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.03.19 20:26:00 -
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The rampant use of word salad in this thread makes my eyes bleed.
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Zorlag
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.19 20:31:00 -
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Originally by: Orar Ironfist
Originally by: Sheila Love
(CEO: Emperors Righthand
Goals: NAP and Provide build sevices
Members wanted: industrial and miners some warriors
Specialty: Hauler, Security, Mining, Trade, Mission runners, Bounty hunters!
Ship kill: 0
Pod kill: 0
Ships lost: 1
Pods lost: 0
Perssonality: I may not be tough but im tanked enough for reinforcements, Im never alone and never will be. I hope to set POS in empire and join bob some time soon.
Join us and have the safety of friends all over NO current enemies. Theres profit shareing 1 month after hire will pay in isk equil to you current skill points as bonus. Anyone welcome to join unless your kill all minded)
Lol i hope he realizes you cant be a napfesting nublet to join BoB
Certain elements of CORM, RISE, FIX, SOCO, EXE, and AXE beg to differ
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Asuka Smith
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.19 22:36:00 -
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I guess since we have a thread already anyways...
2008.03.19 18:53
Fallout Project has declared war on Noob Mercs.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
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Orar Ironfist
Incarnation of Evil
Nocturnal Legion
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Posted - 2008.03.19 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Zorlag
Originally by: Orar Ironfist
Originally by: Sheila Love
(CEO: Emperors Righthand
Goals: NAP and Provide build sevices
Members wanted: industrial and miners some warriors
Specialty: Hauler, Security, Mining, Trade, Mission runners, Bounty hunters!
Ship kill: 0
Pod kill: 0
Ships lost: 1
Pods lost: 0
Perssonality: I may not be tough but im tanked enough for reinforcements, Im never alone and never will be. I hope to set POS in empire and join bob some time soon.
Join us and have the safety of friends all over NO current enemies. Theres profit shareing 1 month after hire will pay in isk equil to you current skill points as bonus. Anyone welcome to join unless your kill all minded)
Lol i hope he realizes you cant be a napfesting nublet to join BoB
Certain elements of CORM, RISE, FIX, SOCO, EXE, and AXE beg to differ
Yes but thats why they didnt get taken into bob...cause they failed  All the good pvpers outta that group got taken ^_^
Pirate for Life(no matter my sec)
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.20 00:51:00 -
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Edited by: Nubbin King on 20/03/2008 00:54:41
Originally by: Asuka Smith
I guess since we have a thread already anyways...
2008.03.19 18:53
Fallout Project has declared war on Noob Mercs.
After 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
Oh thank goodness!
Are you ready for this bit of Phail? Our CEO went to declare war today (Wednesday) hoping to make it happen before Thursday at 1900 and it went to a 24 hour voting session! Meaning it wouldn't be decced until Thursday and not go active until Friday.
We will of course refund your wardec fee. as soon as I get home from work tomorrow I'll transfer 50m to your corp to cover it. you have just seriously saved the show tomorrow!
In other news, I may have jumped the gun on these "Win every War in Notime chaps. Apparently they DO want to play.
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I am The Nubbin King, should I deafeat you:
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Asuka Smith
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.20 01:51:00 -
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Cost us 100m actually to dec it because of ongoing conflicts on one or the others side, not sure exactly how the whole system for wars works, but I think we already got that sorted not sure though contact Shoresy or Donov to clarify.
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doctorstupid2
Blood Corsair's
Blood Blind
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Posted - 2008.03.20 02:04:00 -
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Originally by: Zorlag
Originally by: Orar Ironfist
Lol i hope he realizes you cant be a napfesting nublet to join BoB
Certain elements of CORM, RISE, FIX, SOCO, EXE, and AXE beg to differ
on march 6 napfesting nublets goons and razor lost 36 ships to axiom gang in qy6, killing 1 bs and 2 t1 cruisers, despite 60:19 numerical advantage plus 2 motherships and a couple carriers C/D?
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Spaceways
Nex Eternus
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Posted - 2008.03.20 04:20:00 -
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Originally by: Nubbin King
And then one of our pilots, ivana rocku, finally gets Giribaldi (the guy that likes to station hug) to agree to fight her 1v1 in frigates... and he brings a friend in a thorax... but she still kills him before the thorax gets her.
Oh my god, that guy!
He joined our corp when we were small and desperate for anybody who dared to PVP. Within a few days we found out what a griefing little prat he was. It took us about 4 days to come to consensus that we had to pod him in his favorite (remaining) ship and then kick him out of the corp. Moments before the fleet assembled, he bragged on voice chat that he not only bought his account, but that he got the money by stealing computer games off the shelves at Wal-mart. Kill on sight, please! His alt is Poparoid.
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Zorlag
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.03.20 05:09:00 -
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Originally by: doctorstupid2
Originally by: Zorlag
Originally by: Orar Ironfist
Lol i hope he realizes you cant be a napfesting nublet to join BoB
Certain elements of CORM, RISE, FIX, SOCO, EXE, and AXE beg to differ
on march 6 napfesting nublets goons and razor lost 36 ships to axiom gang in qy6, killing 1 bs and 2 t1 cruisers, despite 60:19 numerical advantage plus 2 motherships and a couple carriers C/D?
i wouldn't know because i don't log in, but i DO remember a roaming caracal gimmick gang killing an axiom carrier that got bumped off the undock and swarmed
haven't checked because again, logging in, but he's probably in bob now
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Carmine Morgan
The Chaotic Order
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.20 06:06:00 -
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w00t!!! to the war
Chaotic Order
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Sheila Love
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.20 06:23:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
Oh my god, that guy!
He joined our corp when we were small and desperate for anybody who dared to PVP. Within a few days we found out what a griefing little prat he was. It took us about 4 days to come to consensus that we had to pod him in his favorite (remaining) ship and then kick him out of the corp. Moments before the fleet assembled, he bragged on voice chat that he not only bought his account, but that he got the money by stealing computer games off the shelves at Wal-mart. Kill on sight, please! His alt is Poparoid.
Now this is truly Epic Phail, and by the wal-mart comment i can only assume English is his first language, who'd of guessed that?? As for Kill on sight, just check our KB the PHAIL is very strong there.
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Avegh Brykk
Khanid University
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Posted - 2008.03.20 06:33:00 -
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I saw this Giribaldi looting his dead Rifter outside the Amarr station earlier today
Local chat:
Crito Krantsi > you could probably **** out money
Giribaldi > nope
Giribaldi > unfortunaltly
Hinty > He's hemoraging ships at the moment.
Giribaldi > thats right
Sounds like PHAIL are having fun. 
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.20 07:45:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 20/03/2008 07:45:56
I can't wait for this weekend
Edit: doh... supposed to be logged as my noob merc alt. i phail
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster
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shoresy
StarHunt
Fallout Project
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Posted - 2008.03.20 08:16:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
Edited by: techzer0 on 20/03/2008 07:45:56
I can't wait for this weekend
Edit: doh... supposed to be logged as my noob merc alt. i phail
LOL
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