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Naga Elohim
Golden Shellbacks
3
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Posted - 2012.02.23 18:34:00 -
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LOL!!!!!!! |

Kaeda Maxwell
Black Rebel Rifter Club
57
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Posted - 2012.02.23 19:10:00 -
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I'll just leave this here...
http://paste2.org/p/1913908
(chat logs)
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
1016
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Posted - 2012.02.23 19:58:00 -
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There are three people from my early days of Eve that I'd like to repay for being risk-averse noob bashers. I don't go after them. I just wait, and watch for the opportunity. I had a shot at one once when we were at war with his alliance, but it turns out he fits his PVP Scorpion with warp stabs and he was able to flee when I got the jump on him. Like I said, risk-averse.
Remember the guys you want revenge on, but don't go looking for it. As soon as they realize you're after them, they'll lay a trap and you'll be down two ships because of them. Learn from your losses, harden up, and keep flying. |

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks Petition Blizzard
1016
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:03:00 -
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Oh god. That was...beautiful. |

Longinius Spear
Double-Down Narwhals Ate My Duck
2
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:30:00 -
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Needed that... ahha.. this made me giggle to my self for the past hour.
Best quotes:
n++Bojan Krux > that ship actually meant something to me was a gift
n++Joe Struck > it would not have exploded if you fit all the missle slots
Laktos > those spare low slots need heat sinks in them
Thestarling > Actually you need some faction mods to ensure your survival
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Ahrieman
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
56
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Posted - 2012.02.23 20:34:00 -
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Alxea wrote:OP going out into lowsec is a herp move.
FIXED.
And...Your Welcome
EDIT: Just read the chatlog, and I was pissed to realize that I wasn't online when this happened. I knew there was a reason I lurked in R1FTA's pub channel. Sig tanking is the new black |

Alxea
The Army of The Ori
60
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:01:00 -
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I had a Teargasum after reading that! lmfao |

CraftyCroc
Gunpoint Diplomacy
6
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Posted - 2012.02.23 21:16:00 -
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Bojan Krux > my corp could crush this piece of ****
lolol
anyway - OP your asking for assistance. I know where MB resides - I am also willing to be hired as a merc.
My fee is non-negotiable and I charge on a weekly basis.
Convo me ingame. |

IsTheOpOver
22
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Posted - 2012.02.23 22:33:00 -
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Best thread I've read in some time. Very funny!
OP hire some mercs if you want revenge. They don't come cheap but there are plenty of them advertising in this sub-forum.
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IGNATIUS HOOD
Zephyr Corp
287
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Posted - 2012.02.23 22:56:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:Don't usually like posting to the forums but after having thought about my options I feel that I have no choice but to pursue this matter further.
Without boring everybody I have recently come back to the game with a 60 day email pass. Excited about playing a game I honestly had forgotten about, the lure of the new features and a new graphix package on my home system I was lured in.
But I don't feel like playing any more.
After hanging around in the last place I docked many, many years ago I found that my corp and my friends had largely disbanded, no longer were we in the Black Legions alliance that we were in previously. I was very much on my own. I got talking to some swell guys in local and we discussed some new fittings and playing styles.
I decided I was goiing to take the route of the Caldari again and the Drake would be my weapon of choice. But drat, no isk but for a few million in the corp wallets. It was coming up to my birthday and my gran was round and she gave me a gift, so me beeing a video game freak decided to visit the shattered crystal site and buy a game time for selling on the market. I could now afford my drakes and all was good.
I now had a fleet of drakes ready to explore this wild new game. I was nervously excited as I undocked in my new drake. After attacking somebody on the station I docked as I realised this guy was not reading from the same hymn book. He camped me in station for two hours, each time trying to destroy my ship. In the ned I logged out the computer and retired for the evening.
This had soured my taste a little but I was determined to get the better and enjoy my game. The next day we managed to undock in peace and I set about my adventure. And this is where I feel let down by the game. My game experience was about to get bad and I was about to experience the very reason I think I left the game in the first place all them years ago.
I know people will call me stupid but I visited a low security system off of my main navigation route, I was shooting the local pirate spawns and noticed more and more people in local. They didn't interfere and each time they waited and left I just went to the station and waited them out. I felt good, more confidence as I engaged more and more pirates. I had heard before about pirates but my drake was handling them better than I imagined.
I was minding my own businness when another ship came into the belt and I cursed and screamed as I thought this could be trouble but I managed to warp off and I put it down to good luck that he found me. I was about to leave after collecting some bounties when I made the foolish decision of one more bounty. One more buck for the end of the day pay package.
This time I wasn't so lucky. This idiot had me. I could not escape, somehow he had me and was not letting go. I panicked. I shot some at him but he had a much better ship than me and in the end I watched as my beloved first drake was downed in front of me. Right at this point the game sucked. Some ******* had his day, I vowed at that moment to have mine. I chased him down, he would not accept an invite to chat so I found him hiding. I told them I would have my revenge.
And now here I am. I have drakes. I need to know how I can get these guys who try to ruin my gaming experience, take my own GRANDMOTHER'S cash and blow it up in the name of a laugh as I'm sure these toolheads think it is. How can I extract my revenge? I am willing to pay for the right advice. Willing to kick along in hunting squads. Need to know, cos right now I'm an angry guy. Literally seething at the unwanted loss of my drake. The first loss in my fleet.
Help me crime and punishers, you are my only hope.
Boje.
You got dropped by a badass. No shame in this, but get out of LS until you know more about what you're doing. Also don't fly what you can't afford to lose and don't ever go on C&P to emo rage about solo losing a Drake to a Rifter.
*shakes head*
You realize Drakes properly fit shield tank almost as good as alot of Battleships right? And by properly fit I mean 'named' T1 modules and/or T2 modules. Not Civvy garbage. 'perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim'
Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you. |

Aggressive Nutmeg
118
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Posted - 2012.02.23 23:01:00 -
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Goodness me. That's the worst fit I've ever seen on a Drake. Shield boosters? CPU? Stab?
Seriously OP, you clearly don't have the skills yet to be flying a Drake in lowsec. Don't take shortcuts. Do the tutorials.
And don't buy PLEX to buy ships you can't afford. When you're ready to fly such ships, the ISK will already have naturally accumulated in your wallet.
And if this was a troll, you got me. Well played, sir. Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. |

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
228
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Posted - 2012.02.24 00:59:00 -
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Not bad, not bad.
Would read again, at least once, and have a lol.
Points for stylish ironic genericism, but overall lacking in originality, however:
6/10. I are kyute kitten! I are in ur mishun! Redoosin' teh lag by ninja'ing ur wrekz! (CCP: Make wrecks probable, and after 30min., tractorable.) |

Bojan Krux
The Twisting Thunder Valiants
0
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Posted - 2012.02.24 03:47:00 -
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I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.
*le sigh* |

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
296
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Posted - 2012.02.24 04:11:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.
*le sigh*
Perhaps this is not the game for you. They don't tell you this, but full name of this game is actually "EVE Online: Non-Consensual Buttfuckery."
EDIT: Wait...that word isn't censored? I'm gonna remember that for later... |

Kaeda Maxwell
Black Rebel Rifter Club
60
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Posted - 2012.02.24 07:54:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.
*le sigh*
Welcome to EVE.
Having said that, some advice;
1. Never, ever fly what you can't afford to loose. 2. EVE is a PvP game, people are going to blow you up question is not 'if' it's 'when' so don't get attached to ships consider anything you undock as 'lost'. 3. High sec is somewhat safer (no, not totally safe either) then lowsec or nullsec. Personally I think it pleads for you that you went into lowsec regardless of the risk, but see point 1 & 2. 4. If you loose a ship and don't know why; ask the culprit. More often then not they'll be happy to explain what you did wrong. Unless you say, throw a tantrum in their public chat ;) 5. If you must cry. Cry on the inside. Crying in public in EVE will get you ridiculed and little else and then some meanie will post your chatlogs. 6. If you feel you must operate in lowsec I highly suggest you join a corp or alliance that lives there, there are plenty of non-pirate organisations in lowsec, when you and your new found friends are ready to come extract REVENGE we can be found around Molden Heath, please do bring it, we enjoy PvP. 7. Don't hire Rebirth. they're terrible and afraid of going into lowsec. 8. Not sure if it helps but there's people out there that do even dumber stuff; http://r1fta.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=12535759 (yes really!)
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Msgerbs
Noir. Academy Noir. Mercenary Group
5
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Posted - 2012.02.24 08:24:00 -
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There's always a stupider fish. |

Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
412
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Posted - 2012.02.24 09:08:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.
*le sigh* You are being made fun of. Eve is best described as Mos Eisley. We are NOT nice people here, as a general rule, and even the ones who are nice will hurt you as bad as they can if you give them a chance.
And the bulk of the people who post on the forums, especially C&P, find you getting angry to be one of the funniest things in the world. This is not a place you will get sympathy, tho you will get ALOT of good advice, if you can filter the trolling.
That killmail made me accidentally my brain. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Smiling Menace
Star Nebulae Holdings Inc.
135
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Posted - 2012.02.24 11:47:00 -
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There was a Rifter involved, even if it was faction fit to hell and back that Raven was DOOMED! DOOOOOOOMMMMMMEDDDDDD!!! I tell ya. 
But anyway, yeah, learn to fit ships properly (or at least not so badly), stay out of low sec and for the love of God! stop posting in C&P for sympathy. |

Zixie Draco
Tactical Knightmare
89
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Posted - 2012.02.24 15:28:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:I can't help but feel people are making fun of me in here. As for pasting chatlogs, that just stinks. Talk about kicking a man when he is down. I am sure if you was in my position and had lost their ship that they just spent an afternoon prepping and making sure it was good to go stolen from you like that you would have been agnry too. I cant hold sway of all I said in the chat let us just say emotions were high to record what I said is evil though.
*le sigh*
..you are absolutely adorable!
Would you like a kitten? |

Longinius Spear
Double-Down Narwhals Ate My Duck
4
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Posted - 2012.02.24 21:48:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote: We are NOT nice people here, as a general rule, and even the ones who are nice will hurt you as bad as they can if you give them a chance. .
I'm nice... till i'm paid to kill you. But even then, i'll be nice while i'm doing it. |

Bojan Krux
The Twisting Thunder Valiants
0
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Posted - 2012.02.24 22:04:00 -
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So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game. |

yopparai
ASTARTES CORP
16
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Posted - 2012.02.24 23:59:00 -
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I think you are going to be very popular, if you continue to play this game.
Good luck to you sir, and please come back and tell us more of your exploits.
Yopp |

Kaeda Maxwell
Black Rebel Rifter Club
61
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Posted - 2012.02.25 03:56:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game.
Guess why we play EVE? Exactly. It's not other games.
Since you're leaving please donate the remainder of your grandma's ISK to us we'll (r1fta) do some community event to give it away. |

Msgerbs
Noir. Academy Noir. Mercenary Group
5
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Posted - 2012.02.25 04:03:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game. You fit a failfit failship and flew on lowsec, then act surprised when you get blown up. You clearly never played EVE for more than 2 weeks before, and clearly just spent your trial carebearing it up. |

Bojan Krux
The Twisting Thunder Valiants
0
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Posted - 2012.02.26 02:40:00 -
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Kaeda Maxwell wrote:Bojan Krux wrote:So this game is and this forum, called crime and punishment is not the place I thought it was. I've played other games and in all of those games there was non of this fuckwittery from people who quite simply come across as low rung bottom feeders. Some people seriously need to take a step back and look at what they could have achieved. Instead they pick on vulnearable types. IN GAME AND OUT. I think I missunderstood the ideas of this forum. Yes, yes I know, shame on me. Stick it in further I dont really care. There is too much eliteness and hate in this game. Guess why we play EVE? Exactly. It's not other games.Since you're leaving please donate the remainder of your grandma's ISK to us we'll (r1fta) do some community event to give it away. 
There needs to be some form of barrier to stop the kind of experience that happened to me. It wasnt fun, wasnt funny and it did not warrent all the abuse just because I was not happy why should a bunch of gamers poke fun? I dont understand you people I just can not get in the mindset of making out you a internet hero because you blew up MY PROPERTY. I fail to see how I am in the worng here? If it was PRETEND money then I would have been happy to shrug it away. BUT. IT WAS NOT. People dont quite understand. This whole episode has let me down in truth.
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Daemon Ceed
Brotherhood Of Treachery
16
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Posted - 2012.02.26 03:03:00 -
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Bojan, you're being an idiot. While you may have a carebear career (and a terrible one at that), some of us pirate for ISK. We kill you, loot your stuff, and salvage your wreck. That's just how it is. If you don't like it, then maybe you shouldn't fartz around in lowsec where you are far more vulnerable than in highsec. It would also help if you didn't have such a terrible fit on your Drake. That Rifter should NOT have been able to take you out like that.
So lessons learned:
- If you go into lowsec, expect you could be a victim of non-consensual pvp on a regular basis - Fit your ship properly. Do the research and don't whine when you get taken out by a solo T1 Frigate - Don't cry on the C&P forums unless you want to become the laughing stock of every pirate in EVE. - HTFU (Harden the F*** Up) - Welcome back to EVE. |

Katalci
D.I.R.T
40
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Posted - 2012.02.26 05:00:00 -
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Good troll, 7/10 |

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
297
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Posted - 2012.02.26 05:19:00 -
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Bojan Krux wrote:I dont understand you people I just can not get in the mindset of making out you a internet hero because you blew up MY PROPERTY. I fail to see how I am in the worng here? If it was PRETEND money then I would have been happy to shrug it away. BUT. IT WAS NOT. People dont quite understand.
For your homework assignment, you are to read section 11B of the End-User License Agreement and write a 300-word essay explaining what precisely you have legal ownership of in this game.
(Hint: It won't take you 300 words.) |

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
276
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Posted - 2012.02.26 06:27:00 -
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9/10 this is a signature |

Rao Kappa
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.02.26 07:11:00 -
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Go take a nap. I promise it will all be better in the morning.
Unless, of course, you're one of those people who take video games too seriously, then, really, I got nothing for you.
Consider this a lesson learned, with two of the most important lessons being:
1) Never fly what you can't afford to lose
2) Man up or GTFO
Honestly, EvE happened. No one cares about your **** as much as you do. To everyone else, you're just a target.
You're not the first player to get scammed or ganked, but you just joined an elite minority that lets everyone else know you supply tears to fuel our internet spaceships.
Don't blame the game for your misfortune. It has barriers in place that warn you that what you were about to do might be ill advised, you just choose not to heed those warnings.
Those little numbers next to the system names...they're there for a reason. Pay attention to them.
Eve is a cruel mistress. She will not love you back, no matter how much you court her.
If you cannot accept these facts, then perhaps this is not the game for you. |
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