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Gangus
Matari BackBone
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:49:00 -
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Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17
Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35
Okay, everyone close your eyes (but leave them open far enough to read, otherwise the story is hard to tell) and imagine a world where a Stunningly Handsome, Rugged man is tossed into the Geek category simply because he spends all his time Gaming. Having trouble? Well I'm not. This situation has become intolerable, as today I was named as one of the above Geeks, so I have decided what to do about it.
I need a cute, yet sinfully built Aussie Gamer Girl to re-establish my credentials as a "normal" person, so I can visibly leave the house with her for an hour per day (DT) to make sure everyone knows I'm not having sex with my PC due to lack of human Contact.
This situation is absolutely intolerable, and something must be done. All you Cute Aussie Gamer Girls (you know if you're cute enough) are invited to audition.
Many positions available to the right applicant.
Gangus
Personnel Manager and RL Herbal Booster Guinea Pig
Matari BackBone.
Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose. |
Lucas Avignon
Avignon Associates Inc.
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:52:00 -
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Please send your pics to me as I am judging this competition 
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Something Random
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:53:00 -
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Just bandage your wrist whenever you go out.
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:54:00 -
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Buy a doll, dress it up and go sit in your garden with it, make sure that it can pass a glancing inspection (sunglasses, wig and all that). For 20 minutes appear to have a conversation with 'her' in a midly raised (but non violent) voice, just enough for your neighours to notice the whole scene.
Then go "right girl, lets make some lunch!" and take her inside.
It's what I do.
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:55:00 -
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Made me laugh. I sorda have this problem. Mine is that I do not let the girls know where I live. So no one ever sees me with them unless they run into me when I am out with them. But then again that may be why I do not have any isk. I go out to much.
But I do agree, I nice little hottie that loves to enjoy the occasional jaunt across the system would be nice.
Slade
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annoing
MisFunk Inc.
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.03.24 11:56:00 -
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I will have to personally try out these so called "gamer girls", each and every one of them. Its a hard job, but I feel that the reputation of Gangus has to be protected.
Dwi Cymraig
According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation.
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Baker's Mum
Hedion University
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Posted - 2008.03.24 12:22:00 -
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Hey G, you know I'm still here for you, anytime you want, just call me 
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Mr M
Widowmaker Innovations
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Posted - 2008.03.24 14:01:00 -
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I've actually had this idea about a dating service for gamers. So you could chose not only 'smoker' but also things like 'non Amarr', 'non WoWer' and my personal favourite, 'non nutter'.
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.03.24 14:03:00 -
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 Originally by: Mr M
'non nutter'.
You're a liar, those don't exist.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.24 14:06:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim
Originally by: Mr M
'non nutter'.
You're a liar, those don't exist.
I feel that would be difficult to screen for.
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Ankhesentapemkah
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.03.24 14:29:00 -
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Meh. I've got the opposite problem.
I'm a gamer girl (and no you won't get pics), and a programmer, game designer, yada yada.
However, I simply love my PC more than any of the guys that apply.
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N1fty
Galactic Shipyards Inc
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:14:00 -
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Originally by: Gangus
Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17
Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35
Many positions available to the right applicant.
Classic
I think your main problem is gonna be that about 5% [thats the number people always say, dunno where it comes from tbh] of Eve players are females.
Now factor in the number that aren't playing because of their husband / boyfriend, and your looking at very long odds
Go out into the real world [yeah I know, I know] and dont tell anyone you like gaming. Then if you ever find a girl good enough; introduce her to games and Eve.
Heh, your right, its hopeless. Dammit!
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing.
I swear it helps.
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Tarminic
Forsaken Resistance
The Last Stand
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:16:00 -
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If you're looking for girls on EVE, you should probably just turn *** to be honest.
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Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare
Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.3 (Updated 3/24) |
warrior009
Blue Labs
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:18:00 -
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Originally by: N1fty
Originally by: Gangus
Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17
Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35
Many positions available to the right applicant.
Classic
I think your main problem is gonna be that about 5% [thats the number people always say, dunno where it comes from tbh] of Eve players are females.
Now factor in the number that aren't playing because of their husband / boyfriend, and your looking at very long odds
Go out into the real world [yeah I know, I know] and dont tell anyone you like gaming. Then if you ever find a girl good enough; introduce her to games and Eve.
Heh, your right, its hopeless. Dammit!
Its very hopeless....
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Dr Paithos
Republic Deep Space Institute
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:20:00 -
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just get an alt instead
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N1fty
Galactic Shipyards Inc
HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Paithos
just get an alt instead
Cybering your alt is wrong on so many levels 
Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia
I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing.
I swear it helps.
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quiksilv3r
Brute Battlestar
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:25:00 -
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Edited by: quiksilv3r on 24/03/2008 15:26:23
Originally by: N1fty
Originally by: Dr Paithos
just get an alt instead
Cybering your alt is wrong on so many levels
but i cyber mine all the time...
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Durao
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:36:00 -
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I got something right up your alley, bro.
Check it out.
A little pricey - $6000US - but with the falling exchange rate you can pick one up in no time.
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Tzar'rim
Reckless Corsairs
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:41:00 -
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I KNEW Bush looked a bit synthetic...
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Ghaztehschmexeh
54th Knights Templar
THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:47:00 -
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Edited by: Ghaztehschmexeh on 24/03/2008 15:47:58
Originally by: Ankhesentapemkah
Meh. I've got the opposite problem.
I'm a gamer girl (and no you won't get pics), and a programmer, game designer, yada yada.
However, I simply love my PC more than any of the guys that apply.
Same kinda thing with me ;p Except I seem to be with someone; I'm not sure how though D: (she doesn't think my eve character is sexy D:) I think she realises that I love my puter alot, specially after I told her I was gonna try and put my ***** in one of the fans :D
I still try to get her to play eve. I shall eventually end up screaming at her everytime I see her "PLAY EVE YOU NOOB".
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M'ing Pai
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.03.24 15:49:00 -
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I am one of the few lucky ones that actually HAS a gamer girlfriend. My very attractive mate has loved games since she was a wee, and my apartment sports a total of 7 computers.
She just recently downloaded Eve through Steam, but hasn't tried it yet. She mainly plays FPSes, but I've been working on her to try the best MMO on the planet for a few months.
No, you can't have her. She's mine, and in the US anyway.
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Rebal 88
Deep Space Consortium
New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2008.03.24 16:49:00 -
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Mostly
Men
Online
Role
Playing
Girls
Dieing in lowsec is common..get over it. |
Ikasu
Scrutari
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.03.24 16:56:00 -
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I got a gamer girl...but she doesn't like Eve, heh. I'm proud of my geekdom! When my girlfriend met me I was even using the alias "Videogamehero"
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Fiorenza
Hoppity's Burrow
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Posted - 2008.03.24 17:00:00 -
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I'm afraid this will only work for us if I can live in. If you think I'm wasting good playing time to travel to your house once a day, think again.
It's the economy, stupid |
Morwagorion
Equites
Vigilance Infinitas
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Posted - 2008.03.24 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Fiorenza
I'm afraid this will only work for us if I can live in. If you think I'm wasting good playing time to travel to your house once a day, think again.
LOL
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Daelin Blackleaf
Naqam
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Posted - 2008.03.24 18:16:00 -
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If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle?
Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so. 
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Ikasu
Scrutari
The Cyrene Initiative
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Posted - 2008.03.24 18:19:00 -
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Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf
If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle?
Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so.
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>.>
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I just set a long skill before.
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Pwett
QUANT Corp.
QUANT Hegemony
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Posted - 2008.03.24 18:21:00 -
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Having had many gamer girlfriends, there one thing you want to keep in mind:
What do you tell your friends when you forget to log off Xfire and all of a sudden you have 6 hours of Maple Story or Sims: Hot Date show up on your profile?
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Pwett
CEO, Founder, & Executor
<Q> QUANT Hegemony
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Tippia
School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.03.24 18:30:00 -
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Originally by: Pwett
What do you tell your friends when you forget to log off Xfire and all of a sudden you have 6 hours of Maple Story or Sims: Hot Date show up on your profile?
"I got some last night - how about you?"
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Akuji Clay
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.24 19:17:00 -
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I don't use Xfire. People don't need to know what I'm playing every second. Since I'm in the older age bracket for Eve, around 40, I find divorced women tend to have a welcome outlook on life. That is to say dinner and sex and perhaps a few special weekends when the Ex has the kids.
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