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Gangus Matari BackBone	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:49:00 - [1] Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17 Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35 Okay, everyone close your eyes (but leave them open far enough to read, otherwise the story is hard to tell) and imagine a world where a Stunningly Handsome, Rugged man is tossed into the Geek category simply because he spends all his time Gaming. Having trouble? Well I'm not. This situation has become intolerable, as today I was named as one of the above Geeks, so I have decided what to do about it. I need a cute, yet sinfully built Aussie Gamer Girl to re-establish my credentials as a "normal" person, so I can visibly leave the house with her for an hour per day (DT) to make sure everyone knows I'm not having sex with my PC due to lack of human Contact. This situation is absolutely intolerable, and something must be done. All you Cute Aussie Gamer Girls (you know if you're cute enough) are invited to audition. Many positions available to the right applicant. Gangus Personnel Manager and RL Herbal Booster Guinea Pig Matari BackBone. Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose.
Lucas Avignon Avignon Associates Inc.	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:52:00 - [2] Please send your pics to me as I am judging this competition .... sig goes here!
Something Random Aliastra	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:53:00 - [3] Just bandage your wrist whenever you go out.
Tzar'rim Reckless Corsairs	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:54:00 - [4] Buy a doll, dress it up and go sit in your garden with it, make sure that it can pass a glancing inspection (sunglasses, wig and all that). For 20 minutes appear to have a conversation with 'her' in a midly raised (but non violent) voice, just enough for your neighours to notice the whole scene. Then go "right girl, lets make some lunch!" and take her inside. It's what I do.
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:55:00 - [5] Made me laugh. I sorda have this problem. Mine is that I do not let the girls know where I live. So no one ever sees me with them unless they run into me when I am out with them. But then again that may be why I do not have any isk. I go out to much. But I do agree, I nice little hottie that loves to enjoy the occasional jaunt across the system would be nice. Slade
annoing MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.03.24 11:56:00 - [6] I will have to personally try out these so called "gamer girls", each and every one of them. Its a hard job, but I feel that the reputation of Gangus has to be protected. Dwi Cymraig According to the Pastafarian belief system, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Their image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation.
Baker's Mum Hedion University	Posted - 2008.03.24 12:22:00 - [7] Hey G, you know I'm still here for you, anytime you want, just call me
Mr M Widowmaker Innovations	Posted - 2008.03.24 14:01:00 - [8] I've actually had this idea about a dating service for gamers. So you could chose not only 'smoker' but also things like 'non Amarr', 'non WoWer' and my personal favourite, 'non nutter'. EVE Tribune \| EVEgeek
Tzar'rim Reckless Corsairs	Posted - 2008.03.24 14:03:00 - [9] Originally by: Mr M 'non nutter'. You're a liar, those don't exist.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.24 14:06:00 - [10] Originally by: Tzar'rim Originally by: Mr M 'non nutter'. You're a liar, those don't exist. I feel that would be difficult to screen for. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.3 (Updated 3/24)
Ankhesentapemkah Aliastra	Posted - 2008.03.24 14:29:00 - [11] Meh. I've got the opposite problem. I'm a gamer girl (and no you won't get pics), and a programmer, game designer, yada yada. However, I simply love my PC more than any of the guys that apply. --- Take Care is the CSM party for the free and independant players! Contact us and let us relay your ideas to CCP! Visit our Campaign Website
N1fty Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:14:00 - [12] Originally by: Gangus Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17 Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35 Many positions available to the right applicant. Classic I think your main problem is gonna be that about 5% [thats the number people always say, dunno where it comes from tbh] of Eve players are females. Now factor in the number that aren't playing because of their husband / boyfriend, and your looking at very long odds Go out into the real world [yeah I know, I know] and dont tell anyone you like gaming. Then if you ever find a girl good enough; introduce her to games and Eve. Heh, your right, its hopeless. Dammit! Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing. I swear it helps.
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:16:00 - [13] If you're looking for girls on EVE, you should probably just turn *** to be honest. ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.3 (Updated 3/24)
warrior009 Blue Labs	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:18:00 - [14] Originally by: N1fty Originally by: Gangus Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:58:17 Edited by: Gangus on 24/03/2008 11:53:35 Many positions available to the right applicant. Classic I think your main problem is gonna be that about 5% [thats the number people always say, dunno where it comes from tbh] of Eve players are females. Now factor in the number that aren't playing because of their husband / boyfriend, and your looking at very long odds Go out into the real world [yeah I know, I know] and dont tell anyone you like gaming. Then if you ever find a girl good enough; introduce her to games and Eve. Heh, your right, its hopeless. Dammit! Its very hopeless....
Dr Paithos Republic Deep Space Institute	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:20:00 - [15] just get an alt instead
N1fty Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:24:00 - [16] Originally by: Dr Paithos just get an alt instead Cybering your alt is wrong on so many levels Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia I usually close my eyes and just beg, out loud added with a lot of squealing. I swear it helps.
quiksilv3r Brute Battlestar	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:25:00 - [17] Edited by: quiksilv3r on 24/03/2008 15:26:23 Originally by: N1fty Originally by: Dr Paithos just get an alt instead Cybering your alt is wrong on so many levels but i cyber mine all the time...
Durao Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:36:00 - [18] I got something right up your alley, bro. Check it out. A little pricey - $6000US - but with the falling exchange rate you can pick one up in no time. They even got rentals.
Tzar'rim Reckless Corsairs	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:41:00 - [19] I KNEW Bush looked a bit synthetic...
Ghaztehschmexeh 54th Knights Templar THORN Alliance	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:47:00 - [20] Edited by: Ghaztehschmexeh on 24/03/2008 15:47:58 Originally by: Ankhesentapemkah Meh. I've got the opposite problem. I'm a gamer girl (and no you won't get pics), and a programmer, game designer, yada yada. However, I simply love my PC more than any of the guys that apply. Same kinda thing with me ;p Except I seem to be with someone; I'm not sure how though D: (she doesn't think my eve character is sexy D:) I think she realises that I love my puter alot, specially after I told her I was gonna try and put my ***** in one of the fans :D I still try to get her to play eve. I shall eventually end up screaming at her everytime I see her "PLAY EVE YOU NOOB".
M'ing Pai The Really Awesome Players	Posted - 2008.03.24 15:49:00 - [21] I am one of the few lucky ones that actually HAS a gamer girlfriend. My very attractive mate has loved games since she was a wee, and my apartment sports a total of 7 computers. She just recently downloaded Eve through Steam, but hasn't tried it yet. She mainly plays FPSes, but I've been working on her to try the best MMO on the planet for a few months. No, you can't have her. She's mine, and in the US anyway.
Rebal 88 Deep Space Consortium New Age Solutions Amalgamated	Posted - 2008.03.24 16:49:00 - [22] Mostly Men Online Role Playing Girls Dieing in lowsec is common..get over it.
Ikasu Scrutari The Cyrene Initiative	Posted - 2008.03.24 16:56:00 - [23] I got a gamer girl...but she doesn't like Eve, heh. I'm proud of my geekdom! When my girlfriend met me I was even using the alias "Videogamehero" --------------------------------------------------
Fiorenza Hoppity's Burrow	Posted - 2008.03.24 17:00:00 - [24] I'm afraid this will only work for us if I can live in. If you think I'm wasting good playing time to travel to your house once a day, think again. It's the economy, stupid
Morwagorion Equites Vigilance Infinitas	Posted - 2008.03.24 18:07:00 - [25] Originally by: Fiorenza I'm afraid this will only work for us if I can live in. If you think I'm wasting good playing time to travel to your house once a day, think again. LOL
Daelin Blackleaf Naqam	Posted - 2008.03.24 18:16:00 - [26] If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle? Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so.
Ikasu Scrutari The Cyrene Initiative	Posted - 2008.03.24 18:19:00 - [27] Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle? Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so. ..... >.> <.< I just set a long skill before. --------------------------------------------------
Pwett QUANT Corp. QUANT Hegemony	Posted - 2008.03.24 18:21:00 - [28] Having had many gamer girlfriends, there one thing you want to keep in mind: What do you tell your friends when you forget to log off Xfire and all of a sudden you have 6 hours of Maple Story or Sims: Hot Date show up on your profile? _______________ Pwett CEO, Founder, & Executor <Q> QUANT Hegemony
Tippia School of Applied Knowledge	Posted - 2008.03.24 18:30:00 - [29] Originally by: Pwett What do you tell your friends when you forget to log off Xfire and all of a sudden you have 6 hours of Maple Story or Sims: Hot Date show up on your profile? "I got some last night - how about you?"
Akuji Clay Imperial Academy	Posted - 2008.03.24 19:17:00 - [30] I don't use Xfire. People don't need to know what I'm playing every second. Since I'm in the older age bracket for Eve, around 40, I find divorced women tend to have a welcome outlook on life. That is to say dinner and sex and perhaps a few special weekends when the Ex has the kids.
brakespear Wayward Brewing	Posted - 2008.03.24 19:26:00 - [31] Originally by: Ikasu Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle? Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so. ..... >.> <.< I just set a long skill before. Level 1, Rank 1 right? -------------------------------------------------- 'people will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with 'welcome' written on it.'
Tarminic Forsaken Resistance The Last Stand	Posted - 2008.03.24 22:25:00 - [32] Originally by: brakespear Originally by: Ikasu Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle? Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so. ..... >.> <.< I just set a long skill before. Level 1, Rank 1 right? ZING! ---------------- Tarminic - 34 Million SP in Forum Warfare Play EVE: Downtime Madness v0.79.3 (Updated 3/24)

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2008.03.24 22:47:00 - [33] Moved to OOPE and good luck in your search. Mitnal, Community Representative EVE Online CCP Games Email/Netfang

Kyanzes	Posted - 2008.03.24 22:57:00 - [34] You would find a *** lover a lot faster imho. --------------------------------------------- GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Shin Ra BURN EDEN Terra Incognita.	Posted - 2008.03.24 23:18:00 - [35] Statistically you will fail in your search. Even if you were to succeed, are you sure you would want to date a girl that is everything you are so desperately trying not to be. You don't need to find someone who has the exact same hobby as you. Think about it another way. Guys who are really into Football don't need to go out searching for a woman thats really into Football. There are so many different levels at which you can connect with other people, that having the same hobby is such a small factor of your personality. Forget about this one specific interest and concentrate on looking for someone who matches the other 99% of your personality.
Max Payne206 Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.03.24 23:19:00 - [36] Instead of getting an aussie gamer chick, why not get a beach/surfer aussie chick? They are so much better looking and more fun to be with.
Puscas Marin The Scope	Posted - 2008.03.24 23:22:00 - [37] maybe this will help u OP GL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game:_Penetrating_the_Secret_Society_of_Pickup_Artists
Pink Lemonade Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2008.03.24 23:23:00 - [38] ah so all those attractive guys who sit home all the time and no one comes to visit them like ever, even on weekends, aren't actually ***s, they are gamers, hmmmm ... this shines a whole new light onto this picture for me i got an opposite problem, my boyfriend managed to hook me up with EVE then he quit it and I kept on playing, then he went on being his workaholic self and now he disapproves me playing and i'm wondering how can i turn him back into a gamer again
Sharupak Knights Of the Black Sun Brotherhood Of Steel	Posted - 2008.03.24 23:30:00 - [39] So what you are saying is... you just like every other dude looking for a smoking chick.. "Look, you are hot and all, but I dont shop or any of that **** so lets just do each other every now and then. I dont have time for your emotional baggage." A girl like that? _______________________________________________ RuntimeError: ChainEvent is blocking by design, but you're block trapped. You have'll have to find some alternative means to do Your Thing, dude.
Gangus Matari BackBone	Posted - 2008.03.25 00:49:00 - [40] Edited by: Gangus on 25/03/2008 00:50:22 Originally by: CCP Mitnal Moved to OOPE and good luck in your search. OOPE???? Damn, I wanted people to see it, not have it buried in the section no-one reads. And it's EVE related, as she'd HAVE to be an EVE player... I think i'd kill myself if she was sitting at one of the other PCs playing WoW! So come on Mitnal, move the topic back to EVE General, so my thread doesn't die before i get laid. Support those of us who aren't living in the Virgin Valley of their Mother's Basement, and want a multiplayer experience in RL. Gangus SINGLE AND LOOKING Personnel manager Matari BackBone Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose.
Ryan Scouse'UK omen. Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.03.25 07:23:00 - [41] Edited by: Ryan Scouse''UK on 25/03/2008 07:23:51 lots of people read of pod - like the out of pod gang =P there a group of people who live in out of pod more then any other section ;) but erm yer gamer girl ? meh I took a girl home with me be4 sex a few nights ago logged into http://ikariam.org/ , then eve to switch skills - she asked what it was - I said o just some game thing - I Got those werid rolling eyes - I quickly did a few changes on that Ikariam game - changed my skil put on some music & turned the Screen off - needless to say - she was not interested in stopping sex to watch me fly my spaceship in EVE online! I dont know a single real life person that I have any contact with that plays eve- perhaps this is why it bores me so.
Rawr Cristina	Posted - 2008.03.25 07:41:00 - [42] It's all nice and stuff saying what YOU need, but what makes you think they'll be interested in you? ... Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Uzuness stone grave haulage PROBABLE CAUSE	Posted - 2008.03.25 08:13:00 - [43] What's wrong with sex with your PC? Also, my finance plays game.. can't worth a damn, but she tries. Although, she can beat me at Halo 3... Wish you the best of luck with your search. Bag you a good one!
Miss Anthropy The Greater Goon GoonSwarm	Posted - 2008.03.25 10:11:00 - [44] Originally by: Akuji Clay I don't use Xfire. People don't need to know what I'm playing every second. Since I'm in the older age bracket for Eve, around 40, I find divorced women tend to have a welcome outlook on life. That is to say dinner and sex and perhaps a few special weekends when the Ex has the kids. The OP needs to do this. Play games until he's older. Maybe by his mid 30's he'll have burned it out of his system. Older women are less choosy and have less desire to instigate "lovers' tiffs" every few days because they're bored of the relationship. Younger women are terrible for this and are prone to horrific and unpredictable mood swings which make a gamer's life hell.
Azirapheal The Bastards	Posted - 2008.03.25 11:38:00 - [45] Originally by: Daelin Blackleaf If your taking walks with her during down time when do you find the time to.... snuggle? Also: Hands up anyone who has changed skill during intercourse or stopped to go do so. sheepishly raises hand
Gangus Matari BackBone	Posted - 2008.03.25 12:33:00 - [46] Edited by: Gangus on 25/03/2008 12:35:57 Edited by: Gangus on 25/03/2008 12:33:41 Originally by: Akuji Clay Play games until he's older. Maybe by his mid 30's he'll have burned it out of his system. This is the OP once again, and I'm already in my 30's... running out of time, y'know? also to the guy who suggested Beachy girls.... No Thanks, most Aussie beachy chicks are... rather vacant upstairs... I like a girl with an above average amount of grey matter in her head. Don't Get me wrong, I'm not trying to suggest that all beachie girls are stupid, but going by the locals at the beach, it's hard not to draw that conclusion. I'm open to being convinced otherwise however. By the way, for any beachy girls looking at this, I live right next to the largest expanse of dunes in the Southern Hemisphere. Gangus Personnel Manager Matari BackBone Never mess with a guy in an ugly ship. He's bitter and has nothing to lose.
Rana Ash Aeon Trinity	Posted - 2008.03.25 12:43:00 - [47] LOL Gangus my friend, i take a break from EVE and this is what i see. Well good luck, and perhaps you should widen your search to some other forums ¦on Trinity is recruting, inquire within for details lyret dedreen
The TX Earth Inc.	Posted - 2008.03.25 13:54:00 - [48] I could pretend to be a girl - does that count? YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE TX'S ATTENTION SEEKING SIGNATURE www.txdp.co.uk

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