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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 13:10:00 -
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Edited by: Nubbin King on 28/03/2008 13:12:59
Noob Mercs... We Don't Give Up
Greetings everyone! The Noob Mercs are now in open bidding for our next contract. Bidding will conclude Tuesday at 1200 GMT, payment will be due by Wednesday at 1200 GMT. Place your bids in posts below in the following format please:
Name of Person Hiring:
Amount of Bid: 50m Minimum bid
Who You Want Us To Fight:
If you score the highest bid, we will fight ANYBODY. Player corp/alliance or NPC corp. If you pick a single pilot for us to attack, we will attack anyone in their corp/alliance we run into.
Targets we are more effective against are small-medium empire based alliances who do not run from the first sign of PVP, though we are ok with station camping if we have to.
We will not be effective at removing a POS, but if hired to do it, we'll die trying. We also won't be as effective against 0.0 alliances with large cap fleets and huge amounts of t2 ships, but again, it won't be for lack of trying. We'll destroy what we can... and the lads were just talking the other day how they'd love to take a shot at a titan.
Whatever the target, we are indifferent. Our hangars are brimming over with ships to lose for you!
You can also hire us to attack your own alliance, this is a great way to get some fun PVP action, just ask HALO.
Bid Stacking: Finally, if there is a real public enemy out there, say certain jihadists suicide ganking in empire that lots of people want dead, it is possible to stack bids from multiple bidders against the same target. So say someone places a bid against a target you ALSO want to see dead.... you can add to the bid against that target as well, combining the 2 bids into a larger bid.
all proceeds are used to give prizes to our best and worst pilots, as well as to keep our hangars full of ships and mods we give to our pilots free of charge.
PAST Wars:
WIWIN They Wardecced us.
HALO 500m Contract, 4.5B in combined damage.
Our Killboard Homepage
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I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you:
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Tchell Dahhn
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Posted - 2008.03.28 14:19:00 -
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I have to say, I've only read great things about your Corp. The one thing that makes me smile most is the fact that you show as a [!]...
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Hakaro Ino
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 14:48:00 -
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and this time i intend to get involved!!!
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Navtiqes
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 14:57:00 -
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Here's a short summary about us in case you've spent the last couple of weeks living under a spacerock, or (gods forbid) if you've not been listening to the DJ FunkyBacon show on Eve-Radio at Thursdays:
Noob Mercs [Phail] are a corp of alts and newbies with a balls to the wall policy. Our corp is unpolitical and open to anyone. Some are pvp veterans with untrained alts, others are traders and industrialist who barely know one end of a gun from the other, others again are plain new and all are prepared to make dieing fun in carefree pvp. Armed with low skill points and tonns of t1 frigs we welcome any challenge.
Thursdays we gather as many as we can get of our current 200 members and mount a massive fleet op live on Eve Radio. Many have tried kill us, most have succeeded, but we've also proved that battleships despite superior fittings count their life expectancy in seconds when faced with a swarm of Phail frigates.
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AlphaLima
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:02:00 -
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WOOT!
"Cry havoc! And let loose the dogs of war!"
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:08:00 -
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 Originally by: AlphaLima
"Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war!" - Julius Caesar, 1601
Fixed.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:10:00 -
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well then 50mil!
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Nubbin King
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:52:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton
well then 50mil!
Dare I ask who we'll be fighting if you win this bid?
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I am The Nubbin King, should I defeat you:
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.28 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Nubbin King
Dare I ask who we'll be fighting if you win this bid?
I vote Concord.
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Zhu Yao
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:05:00 -
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60m to attack Bruce!
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:09:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Nubbin King
Dare I ask who we'll be fighting if you win this bid?
I vote Concord.
Chainsaw wouldn't do anything like wardec himself. But I'm sure he can think of someone it'd be amusing to shoot 
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster
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Tchell Dahhn
Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:14:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
Chainsaw wouldn't do anything like wardec himself. But I'm sure he can think of someone it'd be amusing to shoot
Hmm... Does Idle Guns currently have any dec's ongoing? Stacking the Noob Mercs against one of your current opponents might swing your own dec towards your favour. (Not that you're in any risk of losing, mind you.)
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Role Play
Club Bear
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:14:00 -
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I think what you're doing is honourable. Don't give up and eventually you will become stronger. The best way to learn is through losing.
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Amon Nagira
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:14:00 -
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Name of Person Hiring: me
Amount of Bid: 60m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Us
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Lithalnas
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:32:00 -
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Edited by: Lithalnas on 28/03/2008 18:33:53
for the crime of harboring isk farmers.
Name of Person Hiring: Me
Amount of Bid: 70m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Free Trade Zone
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 18:43:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: techzer0
Chainsaw wouldn't do anything like wardec himself. But I'm sure he can think of someone it'd be amusing to shoot
Hmm... Does Idle Guns currently have any dec's ongoing? Stacking the Noob Mercs against one of your current opponents might swing your own dec towards your favour. (Not that you're in any risk of losing, mind you.)
Nah... who needs a wardec when we are nice enough to sit on a highsec gate tanking sentries? 
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 19:29:00 -
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80m then 
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Lorzion
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 19:34:00 -
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Name of Person Hiring:Lorzion
Amount of Bid: 90mil
Who You Want Us To Fight:idle guns
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Lorzion
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.03.28 19:35:00 -
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notice the idle guns ouitbidding eachother to wardec ourselves. ;-)
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.03.28 23:31:00 -
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Name of Person Hiring: Me
Amount of Bid: 100 mil
Who You Want Us To Fight: Red Alliance
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Lithalnas
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.03.29 00:04:00 -
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Name of Person Hiring: Me
Amount of Bid: 110m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Free Trade Zone
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Trader Bait
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.03.29 01:11:00 -
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Edited by: Trader Bait on 29/03/2008 01:11:58
I would be hiring you.
My Bid: 120m
Party to fight: Secret, [Details will be given in private.]
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arbalesttom
Glauxian Brothers
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Posted - 2008.03.29 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Nubbin King
Edited by: Nubbin King on 28/03/2008 13:12:59
Noob Mercs... We Don't Give Up
Just by lissening to the shows, i know exactly where that screeny was made. /me prays nubbzors get a 1b contract this time. Go nubs go
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Originally by: Cpt Branko
That is a JoJo, a forum troll used by Amarr whiners.
If real men fly amarr, what does a nbermensch fly then? ---> Gallente ^(>_<)^ |
DJ FunkyBacon
Eve Radio Corporation
Eve Radio Alliance
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Posted - 2008.03.29 13:00:00 -
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Originally by: arbalesttom
Originally by: Nubbin King
Edited by: Nubbin King on 28/03/2008 13:12:59
Noob Mercs... We Don't Give Up
Just by lissening to the shows, i know exactly where that screeny was made. /me prays nubbzors get a 1b contract this time. Go nubs go
It's my desktop background. Most awesome Eve SS evar.
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Hoggs
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Posted - 2008.03.29 14:32:00 -
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Can you hire noob mercs to attack noob mercs? That'd be epic.
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Hoggs
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Grahv Exitus
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.29 16:25:00 -
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I don't care who we fight, I missed out on the last wars because of my job... But this time, pieces of my pod will be floating in every corner of the galaxy.
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Upon him I will visit famine and fire.
'Til all around him desolation rings
And all the demons of the outer dark
Look on amazed and recognize
That vengeance is the business of a man. |
Holy Lowlander
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.03.29 19:18:00 -
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omg , no one wants us to attack the Jihad =O ???
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For our great Nubbing King !
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.03.29 19:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lithalnas
Name of Person Hiring: Me
Amount of Bid: 110m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Free Trade Zone
Adding 20m to that bid to fight FTZ.
Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
edit: Wow, that was unpleasant, I felt pity for someone. Won't happen again.
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Lithalnas
Headcrabs
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Posted - 2008.03.29 22:16:00 -
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Originally by: Stakhanov
Originally by: Lithalnas
Name of Person Hiring: Me
Amount of Bid: 110m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Free Trade Zone
Adding 20m to that bid to fight FTZ.
so the current amount
Name of Person Hiring: Me+stakhanov
Amount of Bid: 130m
Who You Want Us To Fight: Free Trade Zone
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stg laz
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Posted - 2008.03.30 03:08:00 -
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Edited by: stg laz on 30/03/2008 03:09:12
come on guys someone bid for us to attack the Jihad i would bid but am isk less i am a noob lol
aka gutternobb :)
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