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BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 2	Posted - 2012.01.23 17:20:00 - [1] - Quote I met Bren when he was a brand new player. He wanted the pvp aspect of EVE soon after he started. A friend of mine asked me to help him train these guys. I was with outbreak at the time and didnt have a whole lot of time, but i spent a few nights getting them killed in 0.0. Explaining as much as i could, in that short time, about tactics and the value of having oversized balls. ( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1019792/ ) (always good to have friends. ) You could tell he was soaking up the info. I do not claim any credit in what he has learned since then. I have told him the reason that he gets so much hate in local is because he is doing it right. My name is Bullmastiff. If you are a carebear I want to kill you. If you are a pvper. I want to kill you. If you are not A4D i want to hit you in the face so bad , you give my fist a boner.( http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/I-want-to-punch-you-so-bad.jpg). I run a pvp corp, we are advanced in our battle tactics. I support Bren and his group because I get apps from guys just like you wanting to join A4D. Noobs give me anurisms. Thats why I send them to Bren. When I get them back, they are ready for my instruction. If you do not go to these guys first, then this is me and this is you. ( http://fukung.net/v/23251/b98bf7e7562cfe3d94f84d7171643092.gif ) Curse is the ***** of EVE. Its the dirtiest , nastiest place you can find. But, its my ***, and i will ** on you every chance I get. OUCH teaches you how to avoid the dogpiles that i will lay around curse. They do their job so well that half my guys respect what they do, the other half hate their guts. Mission accomplished. You owe it to yourself to try these guys out, have the patience to endure the training, IT WILL SAVE YOU ISK. You will never see my corp from the inside without the tools of the trade in your pocket. Your either an alpha dog or a cur in my book. I will take your isk, kill you and your ship, hell, if i had my way , id come to your house and stomp your computer flat. RESPECT THROUGH FEAR. If you dont have the balls to learn to survive in 0.0 , then stay outta my yard. Your just another victim kid ( http://www.killsometime.com/videos/5282/Psycho-Dog-Man-Reenacts-Attack) Im Bullmastiff and i support this thread A4D forever ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2r8kBnGtAU&feature=related%3Cbr%3E%3C/fontsize%3E%3C/color%3E)
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 10	Posted - 2012.02.07 23:23:00 - [2] - Quote I tell my guys when they come into A4D that perception is ninety percent of the game. Whether in game or in life, its the same. You can be the best wire twister in the world and never be called an electrician, but you suck one d1(k and your a c0(k sucker the rest of your life. The same goes in this game. If you try 0.0 with a corp that is not prepared for whats coming, then you are going to be an easy target. If you are trained the wrong way , then you will be considered an idiot. This game is rough on beginners, there isn't a easy way to learn it. OUCH creates a friendly environment to get your education. Curse is a ****** place to start, its full of vile human beings. Don't let your first experience in curse be like this guys. http://www.killsometime.com/videos/3737/Bug-Flies-in-Reporters-Mouth. oh yea, and could you put this blindfold on for me, and let me rub this around your lips while i take pictures? WHAT?!!! too soon? LMAO . what if i take off the fleshy nipple? Come to curse I dare you. Bull - A4D forever
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 21	Posted - 2012.02.16 20:36:00 - [3] - Quote Does it feel like your the kid in this gif everytime you go to 0.0? http://fukung.net/v/39645/4d1a974ae5519d908e733a719b5c85b0.gif Then join ouch so you can learn to think like the dog.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 22	Posted - 2012.02.17 16:02:00 - [4] - Quote This is exactly why I don't fly with nubbins. http://fukung.net/v/23144/nintendo.gif Join Ouch and get a clue guys. I need quality pilots, not these knuckleheads.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 26	Posted - 2012.02.20 03:07:00 - [5] - Quote http://pigroll.com/img/dont_worry_bro_well_get_them_next_time.jpg
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 33	Posted - 2012.02.23 19:17:00 - [6] - Quote Guys, Ouch will teach you to be patient, wait for the right moment and then spring into action when the opportunity arises. This is an OUCH graduate in action. http://pigroll.com/img/hide_and_seek_world_champion.jpg You cant learn this just anywhere. Bren and his group can teach you to be the master at it. Bren is a Guild Master. just kidding. SCARED MONEY NEVER WINS. Learn to be a hunter and not the hunted. Bullmastiff - A4D forever
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 35	Posted - 2012.02.24 14:04:00 - [7] - Quote Bren Genzan wrote: Bull, I told you to stop sending me pictures of yourself. We choose our battlefield and fight on our terms, not the other guys. That's OUCH's game. And A4D plays a variation of the same, when they're playing Home instead of Away games. Sorry mate, but you wont take my private convos anymore , so I sneak them in where I can. BullMastiff - A4D Forever
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 53	Posted - 2012.03.25 06:44:00 - [8] - Quote and then i kinda sat with my legs open and my shorts situated so she could she my........... Hey is that camera on? Look at brens head, then look at my pen15 , then back at Brens head, now look at my pen15 again. Does it look like Bren has a small head to you? Anyway I digress. Guys do yourself a favor and join O.U.C.H. We always know when Bren's group gets a new member. In he pops into k-qwhe and warps straight to the cl gate like he just cashed a plex and is on his way to jita. We look dumbfounded for a minute , then we jump on him and send him to the Hemin hospital. We are on coms saying fresh meat, fresh meat. Then after a couple weeks we see the same guy, and now hes a sneaky little c()nt who gets through. OUCH members are prized kills, even though the ship is cheap as shite. Its because they are hard to catch. Crafty Sons of beaches. The intructors are the most prized of all, and you can see by our killboard that it is very rare we ever get one. If your yearning for the learning this is the place to go. These cats can teach you the basics to staying alive. Or you can pass and come to k-q, where a4d will smash your wagon and take your candy. Well you hope thats all we take. Love you guys at OUCH , your doing it right guys. Your making it hard to get kills, but when we do its like fapping to pron. PS, when you talk to Bren, dont mention the fish smell.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 53	Posted - 2012.03.27 13:40:00 - [9] - Quote Raybean Kines wrote: Psi, I am interested in joining, but would it be worth it for me, considering my play times are a few hours before and after downtime? Thanks. Before and after downtime is the most productive time in eve. Every nard in eve thinks its the safest time to move their shite from point A to point B. This is the time real sharks are feeding like there is chum in the water.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 65	Posted - 2012.04.17 13:22:00 - [10] - Quote James Wriggleworth wrote: Just wanted to bump this for OUCH! justice. I only joined 3 days ago (and joined EVE only a week ago), but wanted to say how great it is. 2George decided to teach me and 2 others ad hoc, out of the kindness of his heart, when the beginning modules weren't planned at all The day after I managed to do so more training under Dybbuch. My (limited) experience is that they're all great guys that actually know their stuff and are happy to answer questions (of which I have a lot). At this rate I'll be able to administer the OUCH to my enemies soon enough! Although I'm saddened by the lost opportunity to show you the spectacular light displays you can see in K-qwhe when traveling through our fine system (also very safe place to look around) I believe you have saved yourself alot of misery by joining these guys. They will teach you what you need to know. Please feel free to sample some of the products we sale in k-q. We have the widest selections in curse, and you will always have one of our fine representatives help you along the way. cheers
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 77	Posted - 2012.05.07 11:27:00 - [11] - Quote Psi Theta wrote: Raegon Sevareau wrote: I have applied. Teach me, great masters, to eat metal and shoot iron lasers from my eyes. Research has shown that eating metal does not power iron eye lasers. However, Minmatar pilots have been known to consume vast quantities of toxic metals in order to sh*t projectile ammo for their autocannons. (Not recommended if flying anything larger than a frigate!) But if it's lasers you want, I suggest a cocktail of Quafe Zero and Frentix with a healthy splash of Johnny Walker Blue. That should power up your Amarr eyes. Be sure to keep your shades on around friends! Now that you know all about manufacturing your own ammo. Join us to learn nullsec survival. Try lead paint chips. It will help you cope with my posts in local. BullMastiff A.K.A. " Clayton Bigsby" http://pigroll.com/img/clayton_bigsby_white_supremist.jpg A4D forever
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 79	Posted - 2012.05.15 17:30:00 - [12] - Quote http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/2/0/128620.jpg?v=1
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 81	Posted - 2012.06.08 10:49:00 - [13] - Quote FACT !! BUT , falcons are gay!!!! if we are not using them of course. ;-)
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 83	Posted - 2012.06.16 04:31:00 - [14] - Quote Guys, If your thinking about moving to curse. please dont join ouch first. move in and get to know the place. I feel you really need to lose some ships before joining Bren's group, It will teach you appreciation for what they do. Besides, are you not men? Men dont read directions until after they f () ck up. Bully http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww245/bullmastiff_2009/fun/photo.jpg A4D foreva
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 93	Posted - 2012.07.17 14:24:00 - [15] - Quote b) educate your scrubs on how to deal with NPC 0.0 daily life shenanigans like undock blapping faggotry, scanning, cloaky camps/BO dropping etc. Damn, do an alliance-wide effort to get everyone through the epic arc safely if you have to. Members will learn the neighbourhood, the AWA permacamp of 8-g, the **** shithole that is K-Q and stuff like that. Also ~350mil for like 2 hours worth of running around in a frig is your first Abaddon + fit right there. this was posted by n0th on the kugutsman site. its a 401k thread. I guess k-q is a shithole because we wont engage their 20 man munnin and 8 scimitar fleet with a 1/3 less people. but we still kill them repeatedly. Oh well i guess 0.0 is a little different than the 30 man jita station camp. LIFE IS SO UNFAIR. anyway, ferk em. Join ouch, learn not to be a whining beetch. On a different note, K-qwhe is a shitehole, we reconize that. but it is our shitehole and if you dont like it, dont come around sniffing it. As for the ** part, well we dont like nor do we recruit fags. Hate crime * beating? well we approve that. dont know what the problem is really. Join the boys at ouch so i dont have to read your whining about the prison **** you recieved.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 96	Posted - 2012.07.19 14:31:00 - [16] - Quote Well we just had a new guy to curse, one of our blues , learn a valuable lesson last night, that no amount of me telling, jumping up and down, begging or pleading, with tears in my eyes, can ever teach. We were coming back to k-q from trying to pop a 401k sleip that had casually warped through k-q. While coming back one of 6pack buds decides t move ahead in a hurry to k-q and comes across coms, there's a pull bubble on the cl gate in 8g. bullmastiff > you didnt just warp straight to the gate in there did you? pilot> umm yea. Bullmastiff> well we are two jumps behind you. Do me a favor will you? Pilot> whats that? im fighting. Bullmastiff> Say hello to the spider for me little fly. pilot aww **** im down, they jammed me out. Bullmastiff> what did you lose? Pilot > one of the stabber fleets i just bought from you. Bullmastiff> None to worry mate, i got 20 more for you to buy in k-q. Fleet warp to bull , align cl. This is what you can learn among many other things at ouch. As many hate mail/stories of faggotry that you will get from people about Bren and his groups tactics. They are sound. Most people forget that when they look at the cheap azz ships they have the recruits in. But they are led by guys who are ace falcon pilots. they have t3 links up , cloaky recons , mainly falcons and an occasional sniper mach, they 14k alpha in your face. Your eyelids are gonna stick together. Now some may think this is gay, and from any other corp it would be extremely gay. But understand, this is a training corp. Bren and his instructors are taking care of their flock while letting them learn to kill. It is very well done. Yea though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death (Curse) I will fear no evil (A4D), for you are with me (Bren and his staff) Thy rod and thy staff comfort me (Mucho grande ecm , links, and support). Whether your religous or not, when Bull tells you to be wary in 8G and to use bookmarks and change them every couple times after using them. You better take it as THE GOSPEL. Can i get an AMEN!!!! Bull A4D foreva b itches If you cant run with the big dogs, get off the porch. Bulls death ray http://i.imgur.com/1gVVA.jpg
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 96	Posted - 2012.07.19 14:37:00 - [17] - Quote Im not saying you cant kill AWA, you just have to know their weaknesses. Now this may be bad form for me to tell you how to do it on their recruitment post , but hey, im an *******. so here it is. Have a cloaky recon move into 8g and get close to their camp. Then post this into local. http://media.fukung.net/images/23638/729074e7f9c1720995cefa1b6efd8c91.gif Wait 20 secs and they will be fully hypnotized , THEN BUM RUSH THEM and kill them all without a fight. Guaranteed Bull's advanced tactical training. please burn after reading
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 120	Posted - 2012.11.12 22:52:00 - [18] - Quote 2George wrote: Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. (Albert Einstein) I was told that if I kept beating my meat I would go crazy.
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 120	Posted - 2012.11.12 22:52:00 - [19] - Quote Wait a min. Different results. AAHHH my bad, I ferking normal then. Must be my eyes, cant read its so blurry. Wait for it....
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 130	Posted - 2013.01.07 05:27:00 - [20] - Quote I would like to become an instructor at ouch. As you can see, I already teach a class at a4d. http://gifsoup.com/download.php?id=1193487&d=animatedgifs2&n=mike-epps-baby-powder&s=o
BullMastiff Appetite 4 Destruction 135	Posted - 2013.01.16 15:18:00 - [21] - Quote All hail the coercer!!! "You think you a Mac don't you?" "Mac-0-licious!"

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