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Grumpy Owly
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Posted - 2012.02.27 11:18:00 -
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The following question is designed to provide a moment of levity to CSM 7 proceedings. It is not intentionally aimed at candidates so feel free to join in.
A bar manager is asking a question at an interview for a bar maids position:
"You accidently receive two bank notes from a customer when paying for drinks, what do you do with the extra note?"
Candidate A: I would call out the mistake and give it back to the customer.
Candidate B: I would keep it for myself.
Candidate C: I would put it in the staff tips jar.
Candidate D: I would give it to you (indicating the bar manager).
Which of the candidates got the job and why?
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Grumpy Owly
279
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Posted - 2012.02.27 11:19:00 -
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*reserved for a later funny answer*
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ThisIsntMyMain
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.02.27 13:19:00 -
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Hint: Eve isnt real life.
Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink. |
Nestara Aldent
Citimatics
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Posted - 2012.02.27 13:28:00 -
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Quote:Hint: Eve isnt real life.
Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.
Exactly.
Or OP, we should be jailed for committing violence upon someone's pixels, the least?  |
leboe
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2012.02.27 13:58:00 -
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Stab him in the face and take the rest of his cash. Based on a true story. |
Grumpy Owly
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Posted - 2012.02.27 16:56:00 -
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ThisIsntMyMain wrote:Hint: Eve isnt real life.
Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.
Option added as candidate E.
Though I removed the spiking of a drink part as it seems overly malicious and unecessary to spike the drink of a person you just shot in most cases. Purely a practical observation for efficiency and maintaining bar stocks if anything. Have to give the candidate a "fighting chance" so to speak. 
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Carpet3
ASMODEUS INFINITE
F0RCEFUL ENTRY
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Posted - 2012.02.27 17:58:00 -
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The one with the biggest boobs.
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Grumpy Owly
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Posted - 2012.02.27 17:59:00 -
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Carpet3 wrote:The one with the biggest boobs.
There goes my funny answer for later.
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Carpet3
ASMODEUS INFINITE
F0RCEFUL ENTRY
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Posted - 2012.02.27 18:00:00 -
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Old joke is old :p
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Grumpy Owly
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Posted - 2012.02.27 18:11:00 -
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Carpet3 wrote:Old joke is old :p
True though hopefully the subtle use of the joke and the irony of that answer isn't lost in connection to voting psychology.
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Akrasjel Lanate
Black Thorne Corporation
Black Thorne Alliance
611
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Posted - 2012.02.27 19:57:00 -
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ThisIsntMyMain wrote:Hint: Eve isnt real life.
Its a computer simulation where we get to shoot the bar patron, keep the notes, steal his wallet and spike his drink.
Important internet spaceships are serius buisness.  |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
Petition Blizzard
1033
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Posted - 2012.02.27 20:25:00 -
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Shoot a monument in Jita because adding a bar to Incarna means less time spent working on Internet Spaceships. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
190
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Posted - 2012.02.27 21:22:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Shoot a monument in Jita because adding a bar to Incarna means less time spent working on Internet Spaceships.
They should work on a more shootable monument.
With rainbows and music, and of course invulnerability timers.
Take all the tech
Build all the titans
Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
1001
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Posted - 2012.02.28 01:09:00 -
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If its a bar in Eve some folks would say "E". But a better answer would be
Give the bill back then strike up a conversation. Form an alliance and find someone that looks defenseless, rob them and split the loot, when we find someone that looks capable, recruit them and then take on bigger targets. Use the funds to get better weapons. When we can't find anyone to rob, mug old folks and vandalize parked vehicles and buildings.
Once we run the city, start on the next one till we own everything!
So that's my Eve answer!
Issler Dainze
The Miner's Friend
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asidburn Enaka
Alpha Arms and Manufacturing
BROTHERHOOD OF DESTRUCTION
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Posted - 2012.03.08 08:45:00 -
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i just want to let everyone know about this scammer claming to be giving plex for votes dont be caught falling for this scam vote aganist darius III member of interstellar eXodus {IE-EX} they are scaming people pass the word on to everyone you can and vote aganist these undeserving jerks here is a copy of the chat log as proof of there unworthy actions!!!!!!!!
asidburn Enaka > what do i need to do
Darius III > http://community.eveonline.com/council/voting/Vote.asp?c=480 go there
Darius III > vote for me then paste the message you got after vote cast into this chat
asidburn Enaka > your vote has been registered. We thank you for your participation.
Darius III > Thanks man
Darius III > that concludes our business
Darius III > Fly safe
asidburn Enaka > and what about the contract
asidburn Enaka > i will have my alliance vote aganist you about 250 people
asidburn Enaka > and then where will you be
asidburn Enaka > send me the contract and i will have them vote for you
asidburn Enaka > this is what we call a test of charecture
Darius III > Have them vote against me
Darius III > Sorry for the ssam
Darius III > But I wouldnt sleep at night if I didnt do everything in my power to make syure that Goons dont ruin this CSM
asidburn Enaka > your an idiot all your going to do is send more votes to the goons
Darius III > not really
Darius III > Goons will win chairman nbo matetr what, doesnt matter
Darius III > nothing can stop them
Darius III > and thats a real shame
asidburn Enaka > well you just lost 243 votes
asidburn Enaka > got 1 lost 243
Darius III > Didnt have them anyway
Darius III > didnt lose anything
Darius III > Just please dont make forum post about me, it would ruin my campaign
asidburn Enaka > not to mentone att the isk spam bans you r about to get
asidburn Enaka > too late
asidburn Enaka > and i just copyed this conv
asidburn Enaka > so i can post
Darius III > You wouldnt dare do it
Darius III > You too lazy anyway
Darius III > I dont have a thing to worry about
asidburn Enaka > haha i play eve 8 hrs a day and im retired all i have is time
Darius III > no lazy bones like you would waste their time. LOL so much for your empty threats LOL
rember i dont care who you vote for just dont voter for the |
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