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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:22:00 -
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Edited by: Meat Missle on 17/04/2008 05:24:36
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Description of Us: We're Pirates, we want booty, kills, and fun. Our corp is based on one principle and that is FUN, as our tag states [4FUN]. No one is ever forced to do what they donĘt want, so long as you abide by the simple rules. We work as a family, helping one another as if we're related. We donĘt care for politics, holding space, or shaking hands. Our CEO isn't about personal gain, he, nor any other members, sponge the corp wallet and your hard earned isk for personal gain. The IDLE GUNS Diet consists of faction fit ravens trying to run cosmos, more caracals than you have ball hairs, plenty of nano-turd burglars to pick fights with & of course the occasional freighter full of faction POS'. 
Requirements:
- 18+ years of age or older.
- 10mill SP in combat related skills
- 15mill isk Joining Fee - covers (ask for list)
- Must be willing to train ecm drones, remote armor/shield/cap skills
- Must link us a funny video/ flash animation or image
- Disregard for security status (you will hit -10 in a few days)
- Working headset/Microphone for Teamspeak/Ventrilo
Benefits Include:
- Corp Insured T1 Ships - you lose a ship, you get a new one free.
- Access To Corp Hangar, semi-stocked with modules (T1/T2 high,med,low slots + T1/T2 drones/ammo)
- Ransoms, Bounties, Faction Loot payouts. (see How We Roll for details)
- Experienced pirates who will teach you the tools of the trade.
- Ratting in 0.0 with relative safety
- Increased abdominal muscles caused by our brutally funny humor.
- Alts available to haul your stuff, but it's suggested you have other means of stable income.
RULES (AKA How We Roll):
- Loot from kills is need-before-greed policy, rest goes to corp hangar for everyone's use.
- ALL RANSOMS ARE HONORED - exceptions are unruly or non-compliant nubtards (ask for details)
- Ransoms and faction loot is split by the number of people involved + 1 share to corp. (ex. 3 people ransom some jackoff for 100mill, everyone gets 25mill and 25mill goes to the corp wallet for stocking the hangars with t2 modules.)
- Only Fleet Commanders give orders in gang, and only the CEO can override these orders. (this is so we donĘt get killed by lack of communication)
- Work as a team, donĘt be a loner and donĘt be a turd.
- Respect others who deserve it, obviously itĘs ok to counter-smack a player smack-talking you over his dead caracal; push his verbal **** in.
If The above sounds like something you'd like a piece of, contact any of these strapping young scallywags below.
Contact In Game:
- Rowlandos
- Meat Missle
- Manko Teran
- Styre Blixtnabb
Have your microphone ready prior, incase we want you on Teamspeak.
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rowlandos
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:37:00 -
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where do i sign up?
IDLE GUNS... like strapping a wombat to your face then slapping it |

Styre Blixtsnabb
Caldari IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:40:00 -
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He forgot to mention the Panda So..... Panda Glad that's out of the way.
"The only way to get the Amarr to stop sucking is to take the S out of stop and the F out of way." |

Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.17 05:41:00 -
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Edited by: Meat Missle on 17/04/2008 05:42:04
----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

laszky
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Posted - 2008.04.17 19:07:00 -
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sounds good
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Malvorak
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Posted - 2008.04.17 19:11:00 -
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Join us, we have pandas, honest!!
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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 04:02:00 -
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Let's play guess that smell...
*Meat Missle holds up his finger |

DEATHsyphon
Gallente IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 07:15:00 -
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Awwww man Idle Guns I hate those guys they blew up my ships..... Than I joined them!!  -------------------- I'm not not going to pod you! |

Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.18 10:35:00 -
[9]
you have to pay to join!
MAFIA Website
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Meat Missle
Amarr IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 18:44:00 -
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Originally by: Ja'kar you have to pay to join!
Yep... our corp is really a secret pyramid scheme bent on obtaining mass wealth at the expense of our members, utilizing the latest technology, Robitussin, and Mormons. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Lorzion
Minmatar IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.18 21:52:00 -
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Originally by: Meat Missle Mormons.
you do get a free pair of magical Mormon underwear! |

ori16
The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.04.18 22:29:00 -
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Edited by: ori16 on 18/04/2008 22:30:03 BIG BUMP FOR a alot of bad ass mother fuXkers there great folks some of the best i have ever seen i still see myself killing alongside meatmissile and i even remeber my phoon savin his sorry Hargin Ass wtg on the remote reps BEST PVP/Pirate still around. ori16 |

techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.19 00:24:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 19/04/2008 00:24:30
Originally by: Ja'kar you have to pay to join!
Considering the amount of free stuff I've handed out it only makes sense 
Besides, you can make that in a day easily 
Edit: What the... I'm not even an outlaw right now  ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.19 03:30:00 -
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I made 400mill isk in faction loot payout today alone... I think the 15 mill i paid was made back 5 navy ravens ago. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Malvorak
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Posted - 2008.04.20 08:30:00 -
[15]
Le Bump
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Naariah
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.04.21 01:09:00 -
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These guys have ruined my sec status completely 
btw bump, Idle ftw
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.21 07:33:00 -
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What, we have a thread and I didn't know about it 
then again why would I look at the corp recruitment section 
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craig0ss
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Posted - 2008.04.21 07:49:00 -
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Hey
Where abouts are you based?
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.21 08:06:00 -
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Ihakana tis our headquarters 
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Ferocitana
Igneus Auctorita GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.04.21 08:10:00 -
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How to to kill people with Idle guns and 10mill sp in pewpew.
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.22 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Ferocitana How to to kill people with Idle guns and 10mill sp in pewpew.
We have a Styre, and we will stick it on you |

ori16
The JORG Corporation Terra Incognita.
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Posted - 2008.04.22 04:25:00 -
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bump |

Ja'kar
MAFIA
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Posted - 2008.04.22 16:51:00 -
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ah crap the goons are here everyone head for the exits |

Vigil Flak
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:10:00 -
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they smell like head and shoulders, but they dont have dandriff. EXACTLY!!!!!
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Lorzion
Minmatar IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:11:00 -
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bumb
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rowlandos
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:17:00 -
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I LOVE THIS CORP!
Join the high sec wing! You will never look back!
IDLE GUNS... like strapping a wombat to your face then slapping it |

Meat Missle
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:20:00 -
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UPDATE: We're adding Highsec wars to our list of yummy activities.
Extorting carebears for cash. popping faction fit ships. Locking down autopilot freighters. Whatever we feel like. ----------------------------- - no, you cant have my high res image. |

Brur
Minmatar IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 05:26:00 -
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its not rape, we yell surprise! first. |

Allian Tarkand
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 07:46:00 -
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Originally by: DEATHsyphon Awwww man Idle Guns I hate those guys they blew up my ships..... Than I joined them!! 
ditto
bump 
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Styre Blixtsnabb
Caldari IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.23 23:04:00 -
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IDLE GUNSÖ Mind the Gap
*bump*
"The only way to get the Amarr to stop sucking is to take the S out of stop and the F out of way." |
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