thisismyalt
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Posted - 2008.04.18 22:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn For too long, our particular brand of Piracy has gone relatively unnoticed by the more recognizable Pirates...
From the -10.0 Brigands, the 0.0 Hunters, our lowsec Brethren, the Gatecampers, and even the highsec Griefers and Can-Flippers, we have been regarded as an annoyance to highsec Mission Runners, and little more.
Sure, we get the occasional angry smack thrown our way in local, and every so often, we get to smile at yet another Runner succumbing to their anger as they proceed to get themselves Concorded for a knee-jerk reaction to their perceived distress of losing the mission wrecks to our Salvagers.
I say NO MORE! No more shall we sit back, and let the Mission Runners see us as nothing more than a minor annoyance!
I call for a WEEKEND LONG attack on the two Missioning Hubs named Dodixie and Motsu! I ask that every Ninja Salvager who believes they deserve respect for their craft congregate in these two systems, and I call for the following: SALVAGE EVERY WRECK! LET NOTHING REMAIN!
Get your scan ships. Get your salvage ships. Scan down EVERY Mission Runner in these systems and get your Salvage! Salvage while they run their mission. Salvage out from under their noses, while they attempt to pull in cans using their tractor beams!
When you've salvaged each and every wreck in the mission, get in an expendable frigate and loot every can! If you can, fit up a small frigate with an afterburner and a tractor beam, and drag your 'external' cargohold with 27000m3 around behind you as you loot the mission!
One further thing - gather as much smack as you can, and post it here! Make the Mission Runners fill local with their ranting, and bring the delicious tears here for all to share! If you manage to get them to Concord themselves, post it here!
Whenever I'm flying this weekend, I will be in Dodixie, and you will see the smack of my victims first hand. I shall fill the local with my own battle cry:
"CAREBEAR TEARS FUEL MY SHIP!"
Join us, and let's make these Carebears feel the wrath of the Ninja Salvager! Let's make the tears flow!
cool, i can use my nano buzzard.
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