Pulgor
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Posted - 2004.04.22 21:20:00 -
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Pulgor Solutions Vol 7
IĘve decided that due to popular demand, IĘm bringing back Pulgor Solutions. If you donĘt know what it is, hit the link on my sig to find out.
Today I handle ITX-9Ęs history, Jovians, Ammatar food, and more!
Lets get started!
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Dear Pulgor:
I am curious about your robot, ITX-9. I think weĘd all like to know what his deal is.
-- Curious
Well Curious, I asked ITX-9 your question and he responded with:
ōIĘm sorry Master. I do not understand what deal he is referring to. If he is talking about how you acquired me, it was because the scrap contractor didnĘt feel like recycling my tritanium frame. Oh and what an excellent compromise it was for you Master!ö
Or so he thinks. One day IĘll find that contractor and sell him defective equipment, see how he likes it!
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Dear Pulgor:
IĘm tired of having to live with smug Jovians in our galaxy. IĘm wondering if thereĘs a way we can just get rid of them. What do you think?
-- Jovian Hater.
Well Jovian Hater, I think you may have to adapt or perish. People have tried killing their cruisers and battleships before with little success. They have technology well beyond ours and have elected to keep us at a distance. This is most likely because of individuals such as your self. However, seeing as we canĘt get rid of the Joviansą. Maybe IĘll work on a plan to get rid of Jovian Hatersą..
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Dear Pulgor:
In Ammatar space do you eat the same kind of food that we do here in Minmatar space? If not, then what do you Ammatar scum eat?
-- Chef.
Chef, we generally suck the blood out of Minmatar corpses and feed off their flesh in a particularly cannibalistic way. Okay, at least thatĘs what the propaganda films would like you to believe. Actually we eat very similar food. However we donĘt eat those Minmatar eggplant raisins. Those things are awful. I think that they are served in the prisons here though.
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Dear Pulgor:
How come you donĘt fly Ammatar ships?
-- Ammatar Loyalist
The main reason is actually that those are expensive to build. Putting together a Minmatar scrapheap is nice and cheap whereas an Ammatar ship requires numerous tweaks and precision engineering. To put together a Rupture, all you need is a bunch of silicate glass, tree sap, some old news paper, and a miracle from our lord.
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So until next time, send me your questions and IĘll answer them if I can. If I canĘt IĘll use a random number generator!
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Pulgor --- In service to Saram.
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