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![Pegleg Punk Pegleg Punk](https://images.evetech.net/characters/838368920/portrait?size=64)
Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.21 15:16:00 -
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I've recently returned to EVE after over a year's absence. At the time I had left EVE, my toon had a month of training under his belt. This story doesn't involve riches, or a stupendous dog fight. It does, however, contain some Carebear tears- which seem to go at a premium in C and P. I hope you enjoy my story.
Making my rounds, I scanned out a container, a Scythe and a Mammoth located in an asteroid belt. I warped to a bookmark- parked 200km away from the duo. I enlisted the assistance of a friend with a hauler, who happened to be a few jumps away. When my buddy arrived at my location, I decided to warp in and flip the can. The can held a robust 9,000 ore...concentrated veldspar- the mother load. Once I flipped the victim's can and warped away, he requested a private channel which I happily obliged:
[ 2008.04.21 06:26:34 ] Victim> what up [ 2008.04.21 06:26:41 ] Pegleg Punk > Good evening. [ 2008.04.21 06:26:48 ] Victim > good evening [ 2008.04.21 06:26:56 ] Victim> that thing is fast [ 2008.04.21 06:27:25 ] Pegleg Punk >*****pit ducktaped to a warp drive. [ 2008.04.21 06:28:05 ] Victim> move one now
At this point I warped back to the can only to notice that the Mammoth was without pilot! Neither myself nor my colleague have the necessary skills to swipe the ship, but I thought I would have a little fun, anyway:
[ 2008.04.21 06:28:44 ] Pegleg Punk > Dangit. I lost my Militant. [ 2008.04.21 06:30:38 ] Pegleg Punk > Oh my. This Mammoth has no pilot! [ 2008.04.21 06:30:55 ] Victim> get out of here [ 2008.04.21 06:31:49 ] Pegleg Punk > Hm. It seems as though you're in distress, my good fellow. I can help. [ 2008.04.21 06:32:38 ] Pegleg Punk > Miss ****- you can fly Mammoths, correct? Our friend is in need of assistance! [ 2008.04.21 06:32:50 ] Miss ****> Hmm...a Mammoth, you say? [ 2008.04.21 06:32:53 ] Miss **** > Oh my. [ 2008.04.21 06:34:16 ] Pegleg Punk > Just a sec, Miss ****- we are looking for his parking permit. [ 2008.04.21 06:33:08 ] Victim> f off [ 2008.04.21 06:33:16 ] Pegleg Punk > Tell you what- I'll move on for a small fee [ 2008.04.21 06:33:24 ] Victim> theif [ 2008.04.21 06:33:26 ] Pegleg Punk > and inform Miss **** you have everything under control [ 2008.04.21 06:33:35 ] Pegleg Punk > Say 300k [ 2008.04.21 06:34:03 ] Pegleg Punk > Otherwise, I will instruct Miss **** to impound that heap and turn it over to the proper authorities [ 2008.04.21 06:34:20 ] Pegleg Punk > 30 seconds
At this point the vic has a couple of buddies warp in to his location. My accomplice warped to the can and scooped up the 9,000 ore. [ 2008.04.21 06:35:54 ] Victim> pop the pob [ 2008.04.21 06:40:31 ] Pegleg Punk > Excuse me, sir- you want ME to pop the pod? [ 2008.04.21 06:40:36 ] Pegleg Punk > Hmm. that is a tough decision. [ 2008.04.21 06:40:47 ] Pegleg Punk > Oh, wait! You must have broadcast that in the wrong channel! [ 2008.04.21 06:40:57 ] Victim> yes jerk [ 2008.04.21 06:41:08 ] Victim> I want them to pop you [ 2008.04.21 06:41:36 ] Pegleg Punk > I'm not the one illegally parking. Shame on you, Victim.
Here is where I make a mistake: At this point the vic has ejected from his Scythe, taken control of the Mammoth and warped out of system. With a mere 5 seconds left on my aggression timer,I slid out of my frigate with the intention of taking the Scythe- a ship I can pilot. The Scythe sat where my can had been before my accomplice had scooped it up. She had warped out, and I had failed to label the can's bookmark. I chose the wrong bookmark and my pod landed about 22km away from the still-empty Scythe. I punched in a course to the Scythe in the hopes my pod could traverse the distance to the Scythe before my victim's return. I was not so fortunate.
Since my aggression timer had expired, the victim had only insults and ire to hurl at me:
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New
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.04.21 15:16:00 -
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Edited by: New on 21/04/2008 15:16:58 1st
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![Pegleg Punk Pegleg Punk](https://images.evetech.net/characters/838368920/portrait?size=64)
Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.21 15:17:00 -
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Edited by: Pegleg Punk on 21/04/2008 15:33:21 Continued: [ 2008.04.21 06:43:27 ] Victim> **** you [ 2008.04.21 06:43:31 ] Victim> ass hole
At this point, the vic had managed to beat me to the Scythe:
[ 2008.04.21 06:43:32 ] Pegleg Punk > Well, I'm satisfied. You cleaned up all of those ships laying about. My work is done. [ 2008.04.21 06:43:42 ] Victim> theif [ 2008.04.21 06:43:48 ] Victim> you day will come [ 2008.04.21 06:43:55 ] Victim> ******* jerk [ 2008.04.21 06:44:37 ] Pegleg Punk > Just doing my job, good sir. Miss ****, our friend has complied.
My accomplice had returned to the asteroid belt, where she dropped the confiscated ore into a can labeled "YOUR ORE". By this time, we had both agreed that this job would be for laughs rather than ISK:
[ 2008.04.21 06:44:37 ] Pegleg Punk > Just doing my job, good sir. Miss ****, our friend has complied. [ 2008.04.21 06:45:02 ] Miss **** > Excellent. Sir, I was holding this ore for you. I will return it now. [ 2008.04.21 06:45:04 ] Victim > what a crock [ 2008.04.21 06:45:35 ] Miss **** > No hard feelings. Next time, please fly safe- and if you park, have your permits ready. [ 2008.04.21 06:45:37 ] Miss **** > Thank you! [ 2008.04.21 06:46:01 ] Victim > real funny [ 2008.04.21 06:46:06 ] Victim > ass whip [ 2008.04.21 06:46:18 ] Miss **** > No thank you, I think we whipped you enough! ;) [ 2008.04.21 06:46:29 ] Victim > ...next time [ 2008.04.21 06:46:42 ] Miss **** > You won't break the law, silly boy! [ 2008.04.21 06:46:56 ] Victim> I didn't do anything wrong [ 2008.04.21 06:47:02 ] Victim> you stole my ore [ 2008.04.21 06:47:06 ] Corp Mate 1 > yes, i would say you run very well with a peg leg [ 2008.04.21 06:47:15 ] Miss **** > Nonsense! Your ore was impouned until your parking issue was sorted out. [ 2008.04.21 06:47:19 ] Victim> PegLeg deserves to die [ 2008.04.21 06:47:25 ] Miss **** > You will find all of your ore in that container marked "YOUR ORE" [ 2008.04.21 06:47:38 ] Corp Mate 2 > whcih belt? [ 2008.04.21 06:47:44 ] Miss **** > Pegleg is doing the Lords work, sir. [ 2008.04.21 06:47:51 ] Miss **** > You should watch your sassy mouth [ 2008.04.21 06:47:56 ] Corp Mate 3 > people die for the lords work [ 2008.04.21 06:47:58 ] Corp Mate 1 > thank you, we will now be on our way then [ 2008.04.21 06:48:23 ] Pegleg Punk > Yes they do, Corp Mate 3. [ 2008.04.21 06:48:35 ] Pegleg Punk > Corp Mate 3- You have personal experience with that? [ 2008.04.21 06:48:47 ] Subjegated Amarrian > the Amarr do
"Subjegated Amarrian" had been aiding Amarr militants with an "illegal" mining operation earlier in the day. I had busted his operation and turned "Subjegated Amarrian's" confiscated property over to proper Minmatar Authorities...
[ 2008.04.21 06:48:53 ] Pegleg Punk > Lets remember to keep church and state, separate Miss ****. [ 2008.04.21 06:48:55 ] Pegleg Punk > Tsk tsk [ 2008.04.21 06:49:07 ] Pegleg Punk > The Amarr most certainly deserve to ;) [ 2008.04.21 06:49:20 ] Miss **** > Sorry Mr. Leg. [ 2008.04.21 06:49:22 ] Miss **** > Sir. [ 2008.04.21 06:49:26 ] Subjegated Amarrian > so anyway, about that ore... [ 2008.04.21 06:49:51 ] Pegleg Punk > It was used to feed many homeless and hungry Minmatar children. You sir, are heralded a saint. [ 2008.04.21 06:50:07 ] Pegleg Punk > We will keep this our secret, as word such as that could harm your reputation in Amarr space ;) [ 2008.04.21 06:50:14 ] Pegleg Punk > Sianora! [ 2008.04.21 06:50:20 ] Corp Mate 3 > You are a blight upon society [ 2008.04.21 06:50:34 ] Victim> good ridence [ 2008.04.21 06:50:41 ] Corp Mate 3 > Indeed [ 2008.04.21 06:53:21 ] Subjegated Amarrian's Corp Mate > Man when your just trying to make a buck [ 2008.04.21 06:53:29 ] Subjegated Amarrian's Corp Mate > with a bit of veldaspar [ 2008.04.21 06:53:47 ] Subjegated Amarrian's Corp Mate > can't even pick through trash to survive
Short on ISK, this experience provided me and my buddy with plenty of entertainment. I hope you enjoyed!
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![Tidas Andrommeda Tidas Andrommeda](https://images.evetech.net/characters/259717581/portrait?size=64)
Tidas Andrommeda
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.04.21 16:50:00 -
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I approve of this.
Originally by: New 1st
This however I do not approve of. Pegleg was obviously the first poster as he is the one that created the thread, thus you are second (2nd).
Originally by: cal nereus I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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![Orion Eridanus Orion Eridanus](https://images.evetech.net/characters/131654106/portrait?size=64)
Orion Eridanus
Dark Nova Crisis Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: Tidas Andrommeda I approve of this.
Originally by: New 1st
This however I do not approve of. Pegleg was obviously the first poster as he is the one that created the thread, thus you are second (2nd).
I agree with this post
Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:07:00 -
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6th.
what now? ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster ![Very Happy](/images/icon_biggrin.gif)
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![Tidas Andrommeda Tidas Andrommeda](https://images.evetech.net/characters/259717581/portrait?size=64)
Tidas Andrommeda
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:09:00 -
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IBSEP
(In Before Someone Else Posts)
Originally by: cal nereus I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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![Orion Eridanus Orion Eridanus](https://images.evetech.net/characters/131654106/portrait?size=64)
Orion Eridanus
Dark Nova Crisis Chain of Chaos
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: New Edited by: New on 21/04/2008 15:16:58 1st
Lol he had to edit his post, whats wrong? Did you spell 1st wrong?
Originally by: Paulo Damarr That is a most Excellent Drake fitting, you are lucky to have survived.
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![Tchell Dahhn Tchell Dahhn](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1930473788/portrait?size=64)
Tchell Dahhn
Amarr Deny Reality
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Orion Eridanus Lol he had to edit his post, whats wrong? Did you spell 1st wrong?
It actually said "reserved" originally, so I'm thinking it might be the OP's alt. (Then, wouldn't you guys feel stupid?!)
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![Tidas Andrommeda Tidas Andrommeda](https://images.evetech.net/characters/259717581/portrait?size=64)
Tidas Andrommeda
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.04.21 17:16:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Orion Eridanus Lol he had to edit his post, whats wrong? Did you spell 1st wrong?
It actually said "reserved" originally, so I'm thinking it might be the OP's alt. (Then, wouldn't you guys feel stupid?!)
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Stupidity is a state of being for me.
Originally by: cal nereus I like it when ships outrun missiles. It adds flavor to my soup. And by soup I mean gaming experience. And by flavor I mean "haha, you use missiles!"
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![Rhatar Khurin Rhatar Khurin](https://images.evetech.net/characters/1746873806/portrait?size=64)
Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.04.21 19:16:00 -
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There are no carebear tears in this story, as that's simply a new player.
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Posted - 2008.04.21 22:58:00 -
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Posting on a Pegleg Punk topic.
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Posted - 2008.04.21 23:58:00 -
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I crap on this thread. (_)_)
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Posted - 2008.04.22 00:40:00 -
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FIRST!!!!111
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T'Renn
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Posted - 2008.04.22 00:48:00 -
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Actually the thread is funny and entertaining (thanks, OP) my problem with it is the crap-posting that followed. --
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TiggerTime
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Posted - 2008.04.22 11:36:00 -
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Bit to much rp for me.
Nice work, and fun to read but above all, welcome back pegleg.
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