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Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:23:00 - [1] Edited by: Larkonis Trassler on 22/04/2008 11:24:38 So there I am, our gatecamp folded for the night, I pop into my nano-rapier and mince around the belts. Find an inty chase him to another belt, also to find a Machariel there. I tackle him and he engages me. The first LOL Wut moment came as I saw what looked like a light missile pop out of his ship. I opened up his profile and saw he was only 6 months old. No wai! I scream at my only corpie not afk to get there in his Crow and tackle him. Meanwhile a Typhoon and Cyclone warp in on me and start putting the hurt on with more precision lights (lolz). I have to bug out and the Crow takes over. I utter these words: [00:52:06] Larkonis Trassler > stay on him [00:52:13] Larkonis Trassler > if you die i will buy you a new crow He dies and the gang warps just as a group of friendlies warp to the belt. I jump in my buzzard and probe their SS and get to it just as they leave it. I get a steer and follow them to a belt where I heriocally bump the Mach in my Cov Ops as it is aligning allowing the rest of the gang to come in and kill it. Unfortunately my FRAPS was out so didn't get to video it. Here is comedy fit. Perhaps the worst I've seen on any BS since moving into the region. 2008.04.22 01:20 Victim: **** Alliance: None Corp: Crystal Angels Destroyed: Machariel System: Otou Security: 0.3 Damage Taken: 62735 Involved parties: Classified. Destroyed items: EMP L, Qty: 15 1200mm Artillery Cannon I 1200mm Artillery Cannon I Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 41 'Malkuth' Standard Missile Launcher I 1MN Afterburner II Reactor Control Unit I Gyrostabilizer II Flameburst Light Missile, Qty: 3728 (Cargo) Nuclear L, Qty: 4399 (Cargo) Fusion L, Qty: 2911 (Cargo) Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3 Hammerhead I (Drone Bay) Dropped items: 1200mm Artillery Cannon I 1200mm Artillery Cannon I 1200mm Artillery Cannon I 1200mm Artillery Cannon I EMP L, Qty: 67 Tracking Speed Tracking Speed Optical Tracking Computer I Optical Tracking Computer I Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I Eutectic I Capacitor Charge Array 1600mm Reinforced Rolled Tungsten Plates I Large Armor Repairer I 'Refuge' Adaptive Nano Plating I Armor Kinetic Hardener I Gyrostabilizer II Phased Plasma L, Qty: 3951 (Cargo) Depleted Uranium L, Qty: 3630 (Cargo) Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters (Cargo) EMP L, Qty: 1427 (Cargo) Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay) I cried I really did. EDIT: Also cried now the mods have pwned my sig :(
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:30:00 - [2] I really don't know why peoples are so stupid to fit an AWESOME ship like a Machariel with such crap / disaster setup. Peoples that fit such ships with setups like that should never have been allowed to touch a ship like Machariel.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:31:00 - [3] Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:37:00 - [4] Edited by: NightmareX on 22/04/2008 11:43:47 Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank 1MN Afterburner II / Cold-Gas I Arcjet Thrusters on a Machariel, wooooooow, your so gonna go fast with that. Dude, he wasn't even fitting up named t1 stuffs on his Machariel. Some few things was t1 named and t2, but look at his guns, Armor hardeners etc. If you can't fit t2 or faction stuffs on a faction ship, then you don't deserve to use one. Noobs in faction bs'es is a terrible terrible idea.
1tommo1 Caldari Task Force Zener Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:39:00 - [5] LOL
Ciryadin FOUNDATI0N	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:40:00 - [6] Just a shame to T1 fit a machariel -.-
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:48:00 - [7] Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull**ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ***** CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Tridik Caldari the united Sex Panthers	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:49:00 - [8] Thats like ordering American Beer at an English Pub.
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:55:00 - [9] Edited by: NightmareX on 22/04/2008 11:57:03 Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate So your saying a Machariel is a frigate? And if you have a brain, you can see a Machariel in my sig. Does it looks like a frig there?
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:56:00 - [10] Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull**ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate So your saying a Machariel is a frigate? no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors? he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates ) so it was frigate slayer. ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ***** CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM

128th ABC123 Eve Liberation Force Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:58:00 - [11] Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing.
Larkonis Trassler Neo Spartans	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:58:00 - [12] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull****ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate So your saying a Machariel is a frigate? no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors? he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates ) so it was frigate slayer. /facepalm Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Navigator ([email protected])
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:59:00 - [13] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull**ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate So your saying a Machariel is a frigate? no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors? he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates ) so it was frigate slayer. But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull**, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 11:59:00 - [14] Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing. no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:00:00 - [15] Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:49:10 what wron with techie 1 ger i do it all time u bull**ter edit : 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates, did u consider thats his role huh? look in description it says frigate So your saying a Machariel is a frigate? no i was make say he is hunting down frigate warriors? he has tracking computors so he got trackings good ( needed for frigates ) so it was frigate slayer. But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel. ur logic flawd. descriptions of 100mn says battleships. frigate isnt battleship last time i check. get head check. ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ***** CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Inertial The Python Cartel	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:02:00 - [16] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing. no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. Troll much? Anyways, in the remote chance that you are serious. With a Gistii A type AB, you get less than a 10 m/s increase in speed, I don't really think that is extremely usefull when it comes to hunting down frigates. we are recruiting!
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:03:00 - [17] Originally by: Inertial Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 22/04/2008 11:32:32 whut is wrong with setup? artillery, tracking computers, check armor tank, check afterburner check ur expectin peoples to fit 10b fittin or sumat? edit: props to him for fitting a gyro and not goin all out tank Its a multibillion ISK Faction ship you clown!!! And with proper fittings/skills and implants it is the fastest battleship in the game, If I'm not mistaken it will go over 5k/s easily (long time ago if fought one, evil edna's machariel when he was still in CI). Honestly get a clue before you say things like 1mn afterburner on a goddamned battleship. Its called nubcakes ordering faction ships online and having no clue what they are doing. no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. Troll much? Anyways, in the remote chance that you are serious. With a Gistii A type AB, you get less than a 10 m/s increase in speed, I don't really think that is extremely usefull when it comes to hunting down frigates. but u fail to consider that 10m/s is better than nothing. i see ur logic flawed too. ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:05:00 - [18] Originally by: El'Tar But your saying 1mn afterburner good for huntin down frigates. that's bull****, because you would use a 100MN Afterburned instead on a Machariel. ur logic flawd. descriptions of 100mn says battleships. frigate isnt battleship last time i check. get head check. And when the descriptions say it's for a Battleship, then why should not a Machariel not use it when a machariel IS A BATTLESHIP. Dude, i hope you know who you are talking to, there is a reason i'm in almost every Machariel topics on this forum. I know the ship 100% in and out. I have owned the ship many times my self, so don't talk to me like i have no clue.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:05:00 - [19] ps when i got machariel bpc i go mine in retriever to make minerals so minerals was free too, so machariel 100% free ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
stinger7 eve tutors inc	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:12:00 - [20] Originally by: NightmareX And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS. NightmareX is this guy causing you pain cos my sides are actually hurting reading how he fitted his ship and how little clue he has.

Sunja Pyro Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:12:00 - [21] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. is that some sort of Haiku? Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions. The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it. You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship. what is this haiku?. i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW This guy is really epic in his not-understanding the game mechanics... ------ This space for rent!
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:13:00 - [22] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. is that some sort of Haiku? Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions. The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it. You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship. what is this haiku?. i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW READ THIS 100 times more before you post ever again.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:13:00 - [23] Originally by: Sunja Pyro Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. is that some sort of Haiku? Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions. The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it. You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship. what is this haiku?. i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW This guy is really epic in his not-understanding the game mechanics... u better be referin to the noobs or im gonna get my brother to kill ur ship ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:14:00 - [24] Originally by: NightmareX Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: 128th ABC123 Originally by: El'Tar no ur liar. i make npc and i find bpc. thereforre machariel free. i has clue. more clue than u. is that some sort of Haiku? Anyways you are clearly clueless, if you lose a ship thats worth billions (even though you got a for free) you've lost a ship worth billions. The fitting on it was a disgrace and shows that whoever fitted did not have skills to properly fitted or the common sense (or knowledge of gamemechanics) to make the best use of it. You could've sold the ship and played eve for free for the next year or bought yourself a whole fleet of t1 battleships/skillbooks etc to build up your character untill you do have the skills to fly such an expensive ship. what is this haiku?. i find bpc. i mine for minerals. therefore it is free. u liar clueless noob, GO BACK TO WOW READ THIS 100 times more before you post ever again. i not click link cause its probably virus to destroy pc. ________________________________________________ ME BEING JESUS ******* CHRIST IN MY BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:15:00 - [25] Ahahaha, dude, just leave this topic, you are only trolling.
stinger7 eve tutors inc	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:16:00 - [26] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS. no ur liying. i got evidence this isnt true 100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships. 10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers. 1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers. You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:16:00 - [27] Originally by: NightmareX Ahahaha, dude, just leave this topic, you are only trolling. so i victorious of argument? i happy to accept apology of yours.
El'Tar Caldari Genos Occidere	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:17:00 - [28] Originally by: stinger7 Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS. no ur liying. i got evidence this isnt true 100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships. 10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers. 1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers. You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies. provide evidence cause ur just lyin
Sunja Pyro Gallente Federal Navy Academy	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:18:00 - [29] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS. no ur liying. i got evidence this isnt ture Read the description for Afterburner 100mn at least a 100 times please... Quote: Gives a boost to the maximum velocity of the ship when activated. The thrust that boosts the ship, and the corresponding maximum velocity bonus, are limited by the mass of the ship that uses this module. Note: *Battleship* class module powergrid usage 625 cpu usage 50 And now tell us, how a frigate should ever fit this?
NightmareX Quam Singulari Triumvirate.	Posted - 2008.04.22 12:19:00 - [30] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: stinger7 Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: NightmareX And by the way, the sized of Afterburners is not used after what size of rats / target you are going after, they are used after what SIZE YOUR SHIP IS. no ur liying. i got evidence this isnt true 100mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your battleships. 10mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your cruisers or battlecruisers. 1mn afterburners or MWD are for fitting on your friggies and destroyers. You do not fit a 1mn mwd or afterburner on a battleship just because you are going after firggies. provide evidence cause ur just lyin LOL, maybe your should log into EVE and play it before you say anything. Oh wait, maybe it was your alt that lost that Machariel.



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