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Trinkets friend
Obstergo
NEM3SIS.
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:13:00 -
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What we really, really need, for us bittervets who incessantly complain and for the nubs who always want new ships, is not some form of wormhole mini-carrier, nor a T2 Orca to transport Incursion bears ships between constellations within Domain because they are too thick to hit the A button and go spank it to Mintchip vids. Nor do we need another variety of T2 destroyer with cloak and logistics and a command ship bonus. Nor do we even need or want tech 3 frigs or BS's.
Newp.
We need T2 noobships.
Why? Because its pretty damn simple, brah. I have 80M skillpoints, my clones are worth more than half the ships I fly, and every time I dock in a station I get some peon's crotch-protector of a noobship. It totally is not befitting the style, sophistication or wallet balance to which I have become accustomed as a bittervet.
I want a reaper with gold piping, and chrome exhaust pipes, when my toons get over an abitrary level of skillpoints, which I will set at 80M because, lets face it, this is all about ME.
Being an elite noobship...in fact, hold that thought, I am so far beyond noob I don't even WANT a noobship. Why do I get a noobship when clearly I am not? So lets call it a bittervetship, or a Vetship.
My vetship, aside from the chrome pipes and 21" spinner rims, will get Tech 2 bonuses. They will be so far beyond the realms of mere mortals and other space peons people will be jellymad, and let me lay out the list of specifications my Vetship will have.
Two civilian miners. Yes, two. A man needs to mine like a pro.
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
An extra midslot, for a total of two, which will allow me to fit both a survey scanner and a cargo scanner.
An extra lowslot, for a grand total of two. This will allow me to double-nano it so I can win the illegal street races held behind Jita 4-4. Bitches will be trippin'
But, being T2, it will get 2 rig slots.
Powergrid and CPU can be the same.
Yeah. This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever.
The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.
Sun Tzu
@trinketsfriend on twatter
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mxzf
Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:24:00 -
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2/10 for being very original atleast, lol |
Cedo Nulli
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:40:00 -
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OP must be very bored in his life. |
Dunkle Lars
Lemon Half Moon
0
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Posted - 2012.03.01 08:46:00 -
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That should be okay.. But when you pass 130 million SP ( like me ) I want T3 noobships.. With triple the powar of T2!!11 |
ShadowFire15
BOAE INC
GIANTSBANE.
64
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Posted - 2012.03.02 07:09:00 -
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when i grow up, i want to be like you guys :D
Stan Smith
had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday |
Carnilion
Wurmloch Freelancer
2
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:20:00 -
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Yeah, i like that idea! Shiny Pro noobship with racingstrips and so on  |
ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
584
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:28:00 -
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This is better than anything I have even come across
Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Magrata
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:47:00 -
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Damn, the Idea are that crazy, so it's finally good.
But why a Frig? Let it be a Dessi or Cruiser. It have to be OP to the Beginner-frigs. |
Mavnas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
17
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:11:00 -
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Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that. |
Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
344
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:28:00 -
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Mavnas wrote:Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that.
Bonus for cyno fuel consumption. Just because. |
Lady Ayeipsia
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Cascade Imminent
48
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:35:00 -
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Shouldn't they be t2 civilian miners?
And I believe they prefer to be called exotic dancers. Stripper is so 20th century earth, not eve.  |
GreenSeed
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:41:00 -
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Complementary strippers on my cargo bay?
I support this product and or service. |
Nalha Saldana
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.03.02 17:04:00 -
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This doesnt sound very thought through, the stripper market will crash and all the mobsters will come for your head! |
Ahrieman
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
71
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Posted - 2012.03.02 20:08:00 -
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I'm still waiting for my Amarr T3 shuttle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiR5Q72kT1U
Sig tanking is the new black |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
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Posted - 2012.03.02 22:19:00 -
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Great idea, +1, supported, etc...
But F&I is that way -->
Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |
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ISD Grossvogel
Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.03.03 09:48:00 -
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Benny Ohu
The Lazy Dragoons
True Apathy
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Posted - 2012.03.03 12:08:00 -
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Noobships are so OP already and you want MORE of them!? Do you know how it feels for a vet to join the game and finally enter Highsec, only to discover that every alliance has at least fifty Impairors or Ibis'?
Noobship tracking shouldn't be able to hit ANY subcaps unless they're not moving. Nerf the Impairor so it can't carry as many drones! Do you EVER see any Minmatar rookie ships flying around? NO IT'S ALL AMARR ROOKIE SHIPS
NERF 1.0 ASTEROID BELTS AND MAEK THEM GIVE BOUNTIES INSTEAD OF TRITANIUM and we can FINALLY see an end to noobship proliferation.
And CSM keeps going on about NEW STUFF for Nubshups. THEY DUN NEED IT
AND NO IM NOT SOME VET JELLY ABOUT NOOBS AND THEIR NuBSHIPS
NERF NuMBSIPS IMMEDIATELY |
Valei Khurelem
395
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Posted - 2012.03.03 12:53:00 -
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So as a vet you want to have even more of an advantage over noobs who pay the exact same amount of subscription fees?
I never thought I'd be one of those gtfo people but GTFO.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Kitt JT
Crimson Empire.
Nulli Secunda
21
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Posted - 2012.03.03 13:10:00 -
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I've actually always thought that milestones should be celebrated in-game by some sort of achievement
Ex:
When you're born, you get regular noobships
When you hit 10msp, you get bronze-plated noobships
When you hit 50msp, you get maybe a silver noobship
When you hit 100msp, you get gold plated noobships
Nothing different about the ships themselves. Maybe just cooler skins. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
718
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Posted - 2012.03.03 14:12:00 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery.
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Pidgeon Saissore
Dark Neutron Star
18
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Posted - 2012.03.03 18:43:00 -
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While I don't approve of the idea this thread just had me laughing so hard its awesome |
Morne Vyvorant
Random Precision.
Broken Toys
0
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Posted - 2012.03.10 14:25:00 -
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I support this. |
Asudem
Asen of Asgard
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Posted - 2012.03.12 01:10:00 -
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How about you get a vindicator with officer mods? Seriously wheres the point of having a t2 rookie ship? Pretty much everyone of us with more than 10 mil income per day is beyond a noob level and should get something better than such a peace of crap. I would rather support an option to disable this fuckin ship spawn. If Im traveling in a Pod through HSec, Im much faster in my Pod than in a rookie ship. |
Danny Husk
EVE University
Ivy League
19
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:39:00 -
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Lets talk about wormhole mini-carriers. |
Danny Husk
EVE University
Ivy League
19
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:42:00 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever.
You realize, of course, if this ever happens, it will be a NEX store unlock. I think 12,000 AUR sounds about right. |
Asudem
Asen of Asgard
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:55:00 -
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Danny Husk wrote:Lets talk about wormhole mini-carriers.
Hell yeah! One for each faction and able to enter HSec so I dont have to missuse my Orca for that job! |
Gerrick Palivorn
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.12 05:40:00 -
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OP: I support this service and/or idea |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
331
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Posted - 2012.03.12 06:45:00 -
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+1 to this idea. Doesn't even have to do much more than a normal noob ship, but some sort of bitter vet version would be fun. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
104
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Posted - 2012.03.12 11:30:00 -
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Velicitia wrote:Trinkets friend wrote:
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery.
NI!
This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
764
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Posted - 2012.03.12 12:27:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Velicitia wrote:Trinkets friend wrote:
Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery. NI!
(AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH)
lol, nice. |
killorbekilled TBE
Dare Bears
30
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Posted - 2012.03.12 13:02:00 -
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i totaly support this, i would even say that once your toon goes past say 50 million skill points you should qualify for a t2 noobship maybe not even t2, just a cooler looking modal or something
same rules apply with the new ones cant be bought or sold etc etc
huh? |
Mavnas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2012.03.14 19:33:00 -
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er... forum ate my post  |
Mavnas
The Scope
Gallente Federation
25
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Posted - 2012.03.14 19:34:00 -
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Kitt JT wrote:I've actually always thought that milestones should be celebrated in-game by some sort of achievement
Ex:
When you're born, you get regular noobships
When you hit 10msp, you get bronze-plated noobships
When you hit 50msp, you get maybe a silver noobship
When you hit 100msp, you get gold plated noobships
Nothing different about the ships themselves. Maybe just cooler skins.
In PotBS which is like Simplified EVE in the Caribbean, which has a more traditional RPG level system, your "noobship" you get for free when your last ship sinks goes up with level. The top level one is roughly equivalent to something like a BC. |
Caldari Citizen20090217
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.03.14 21:09:00 -
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Give a noobship that can fit doomsdays......
...but cannot hold enough fuel to fire them even if rigged etc.  . |
Ja'thaal Deathbringer
Obsidian Innovations
0
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Posted - 2012.03.15 15:11:00 -
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K, sorry to interrupt you trolls, but why don't we just get an option to not have a noob ship at all? Some days I can hardly be bothered trashing them if they pop up. I don't want them any more, I want to turn them off unless I want one. Which I don't.
CCP should be giving us the option to not get a rookie frig at all because I don't see them taking the idea of a T2 noobship very seriously. |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
678
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Posted - 2012.03.15 16:20:00 -
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Ja'thaal Deathbringer wrote:K, sorry to interrupt you trolls, but why don't we just get an option to not have a noob ship at all? Some days I can hardly be bothered trashing them if they pop up. I don't want them any more, I want to turn them off unless I want one. Which I don't.
CCP should be giving us the option to not get a rookie frig at all because I don't see them taking the idea of a T2 noobship very seriously.
Don't want that noobship anyway? Right click -> Trash it.
Noobships are very useful and should not be taken away.
Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers (all races, not just Rifters!). US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. Free fitted frigates for members! |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
105
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Posted - 2012.03.18 11:21:00 -
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Petrus Blackshell wrote:Ja'thaal Deathbringer wrote:K, sorry to interrupt you trolls, but why don't we just get an option to not have a noob ship at all? Some days I can hardly be bothered trashing them if they pop up. I don't want them any more, I want to turn them off unless I want one. Which I don't.
CCP should be giving us the option to not get a rookie frig at all because I don't see them taking the idea of a T2 noobship very seriously. Don't want that noobship anyway? Right click -> Trash it. Noobships are very useful and should not be taken away.
They are free, they are expendable, and ever since their overhaul have become collector's items.
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