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Trinkets friend
Obstergo NEM3SIS.
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:13:00 -
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What we really, really need, for us bittervets who incessantly complain and for the nubs who always want new ships, is not some form of wormhole mini-carrier, nor a T2 Orca to transport Incursion bears ships between constellations within Domain because they are too thick to hit the A button and go spank it to Mintchip vids. Nor do we need another variety of T2 destroyer with cloak and logistics and a command ship bonus. Nor do we even need or want tech 3 frigs or BS's.
Newp.
We need T2 noobships.
Why? Because its pretty damn simple, brah. I have 80M skillpoints, my clones are worth more than half the ships I fly, and every time I dock in a station I get some peon's crotch-protector of a noobship. It totally is not befitting the style, sophistication or wallet balance to which I have become accustomed as a bittervet.
I want a reaper with gold piping, and chrome exhaust pipes, when my toons get over an abitrary level of skillpoints, which I will set at 80M because, lets face it, this is all about ME.
Being an elite noobship...in fact, hold that thought, I am so far beyond noob I don't even WANT a noobship. Why do I get a noobship when clearly I am not? So lets call it a bittervetship, or a Vetship.
My vetship, aside from the chrome pipes and 21" spinner rims, will get Tech 2 bonuses. They will be so far beyond the realms of mere mortals and other space peons people will be jellymad, and let me lay out the list of specifications my Vetship will have.
Two civilian miners. Yes, two. A man needs to mine like a pro. Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper. An extra midslot, for a total of two, which will allow me to fit both a survey scanner and a cargo scanner. An extra lowslot, for a grand total of two. This will allow me to double-nano it so I can win the illegal street races held behind Jita 4-4. Bitches will be trippin' But, being T2, it will get 2 rig slots.
Powergrid and CPU can be the same.
Yeah. This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever. The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. Sun Tzu @trinketsfriend on twatter
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mxzf
Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:24:00 -
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2/10 for being very original atleast, lol |
Cedo Nulli
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.01 04:40:00 -
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OP must be very bored in his life. |
Dunkle Lars
Lemon Half Moon
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Posted - 2012.03.01 08:46:00 -
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That should be okay.. But when you pass 130 million SP ( like me ) I want T3 noobships.. With triple the powar of T2!!11 |
ShadowFire15
BOAE INC GIANTSBANE.
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Posted - 2012.03.02 07:09:00 -
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when i grow up, i want to be like you guys :D Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday |
Carnilion
Wurmloch Freelancer
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:20:00 -
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Yeah, i like that idea! Shiny Pro noobship with racingstrips and so on |
ACE McFACE
Acetech Systems
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:28:00 -
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This is better than anything I have even come across Real men wear goggles and a Navy shirt! |
Magrata
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.02 08:47:00 -
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Damn, the Idea are that crazy, so it's finally good.
But why a Frig? Let it be a Dessi or Cruiser. It have to be OP to the Beginner-frigs. |
Mavnas
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:11:00 -
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Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that. |
Zhilia Mann
Tide Way Out Productions
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:28:00 -
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Mavnas wrote:Would the T3 noob ship have a diverse choice of subsystems, say one with a bonus to civilian miners and one with a bonus to cargo scanners? I could get behind that.
Bonus for cyno fuel consumption. Just because. |
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Lady Ayeipsia
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:35:00 -
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Shouldn't they be t2 civilian miners?
And I believe they prefer to be called exotic dancers. Stripper is so 20th century earth, not eve. |
GreenSeed
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Posted - 2012.03.02 16:41:00 -
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Complementary strippers on my cargo bay?
I support this product and or service. |
Nalha Saldana
Eternity INC. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.02 17:04:00 -
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This doesnt sound very thought through, the stripper market will crash and all the mobsters will come for your head! |
Ahrieman
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2012.03.02 20:08:00 -
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I'm still waiting for my Amarr T3 shuttle...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiR5Q72kT1U Sig tanking is the new black |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
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Posted - 2012.03.02 22:19:00 -
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Great idea, +1, supported, etc...
But F&I is that way --> Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers. US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join us. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. |
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ISD Grossvogel
Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.03.03 09:48:00 -
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Benny Ohu
The Lazy Dragoons True Apathy
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Posted - 2012.03.03 12:08:00 -
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Noobships are so OP already and you want MORE of them!? Do you know how it feels for a vet to join the game and finally enter Highsec, only to discover that every alliance has at least fifty Impairors or Ibis'?
Noobship tracking shouldn't be able to hit ANY subcaps unless they're not moving. Nerf the Impairor so it can't carry as many drones! Do you EVER see any Minmatar rookie ships flying around? NO IT'S ALL AMARR ROOKIE SHIPS
NERF 1.0 ASTEROID BELTS AND MAEK THEM GIVE BOUNTIES INSTEAD OF TRITANIUM and we can FINALLY see an end to noobship proliferation.
And CSM keeps going on about NEW STUFF for Nubshups. THEY DUN NEED IT
AND NO IM NOT SOME VET JELLY ABOUT NOOBS AND THEIR NuBSHIPS
NERF NuMBSIPS IMMEDIATELY |
Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2012.03.03 12:53:00 -
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So as a vet you want to have even more of an advantage over noobs who pay the exact same amount of subscription fees?
I never thought I'd be one of those gtfo people but GTFO.
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |
Kitt JT
Crimson Empire. Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2012.03.03 13:10:00 -
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I've actually always thought that milestones should be celebrated in-game by some sort of achievement
Ex: When you're born, you get regular noobships When you hit 10msp, you get bronze-plated noobships When you hit 50msp, you get maybe a silver noobship When you hit 100msp, you get gold plated noobships
Nothing different about the ships themselves. Maybe just cooler skins. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
718
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Posted - 2012.03.03 14:12:00 -
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Trinkets friend wrote: Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery.
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Pidgeon Saissore
Dark Neutron Star
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Posted - 2012.03.03 18:43:00 -
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While I don't approve of the idea this thread just had me laughing so hard its awesome |
Morne Vyvorant
Random Precision. Broken Toys
0
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Posted - 2012.03.10 14:25:00 -
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I support this. |
Asudem
Asen of Asgard
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Posted - 2012.03.12 01:10:00 -
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How about you get a vindicator with officer mods? Seriously wheres the point of having a t2 rookie ship? Pretty much everyone of us with more than 10 mil income per day is beyond a noob level and should get something better than such a peace of crap. I would rather support an option to disable this fuckin ship spawn. If Im traveling in a Pod through HSec, Im much faster in my Pod than in a rookie ship. |
Danny Husk
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:39:00 -
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Lets talk about wormhole mini-carriers. |
Danny Husk
EVE University Ivy League
19
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:42:00 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:This is the best damn idea for a new ship class ever. You realize, of course, if this ever happens, it will be a NEX store unlock. I think 12,000 AUR sounds about right. |
Asudem
Asen of Asgard
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Posted - 2012.03.12 02:55:00 -
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Danny Husk wrote:Lets talk about wormhole mini-carriers.
Hell yeah! One for each faction and able to enter HSec so I dont have to missuse my Orca for that job! |
Gerrick Palivorn
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.12 05:40:00 -
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OP: I support this service and/or idea |
Adunh Slavy
Ammatar Trade Syndicate
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Posted - 2012.03.12 06:45:00 -
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+1 to this idea. Doesn't even have to do much more than a normal noob ship, but some sort of bitter vet version would be fun. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
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Posted - 2012.03.12 11:30:00 -
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Velicitia wrote:Trinkets friend wrote: Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery.
NI! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Velicitia
Open Designs
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Posted - 2012.03.12 12:27:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Velicitia wrote:Trinkets friend wrote: Two units ofcomplimentray tritanium. No, screw that, I want a free unit of morphite and a stripper.
screw that... give us a shrubbery. NI!
(AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH)
lol, nice. |
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