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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:18:00 -
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Edited by: Daerdeae on 14/05/2008 18:21:00
Isn't it obvious?
Tsia is an alt spy hired by Red Alliance.
The Communists stole your capships, and plan to invade Jita.
The world as we know it is threatened.
The Muffins are secretly CIA agents, here to kill everyone who passes through to protect a UFO crash site in an asteroid belt.
They're also looting the wrecks for intel on Communist activities.
Now that I've told you this, I'm going to have to wipe your brains.
Please look at the red light. *Dons sunglasses*
Edit: We needed someone to cover the government conspiracy angle. I took the UFO/Communist part upon myself.
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:24:00 -
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Indeed...
...Still have to wipe your brain, though. 
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:32:00 -
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 Originally by: Golden Helmet
Edited by: Golden Helmet on 14/05/2008 18:25:53
I love how epicly this thread has not only backfired, but derailed to such a degree
You're welcome.
It took a very little bit of thinking, but it had to be done.
Oh yeah. The Communists stole a Government Brain-Wave-Stealer device, and stole Cran's brainwaves, then used the information they sapped to haxx his EVE and supply their army in-game.
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:42:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor
Originally by: Alowishus
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
They also don't use all eight highslots, because they spider tank with shield reps on their hypes.
Wrong. We use all eight high slots, though it's seven guns and one shield transporter. The reason for the shield tanked Hyperion is simple. We spider tank, a lot. And many of us have Crystal sets. Admittedly the shield tanked Hype is the weakest tank, we prefer the Maelstrom, or Raven, but if someone has to fly Gallente we put them in the Hype until they can train something else. If a Hyperion gets primaried it doesn't really matter that it has a weak tank because we're all spider tanking it. Contrarily, if it had an armor tank then the shield spider tanking wouldn't be nearly as effective without the resists.
But way to present everything at face value to defame us. 
you spider tank inside the station?
Stop derailing the thread, dude.
The communist threat is much more important then your petty ship fittings!
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:20:00 -
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Edited by: Daerdeae on 14/05/2008 19:20:38
Deathcore is a Communist.
He's trying to derail the thread.
Save his COmmunist brethren from an EVE-Uni Jita gatecamp.
Then, he'll hop in his Communist Capship, and lead the charge into battle, singing, "Stayin' Alive" with Tsia, who will be using Government-controlled Alien machines to augment his girly singing into a mind control device.
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:34:00 -
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RAWR! That's my line, you commie bugger!
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:39:00 -
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Edited by: Daerdeae on 14/05/2008 19:39:39
I don't see how the 'Start' menu can help solve our problems...
Edit: That's a lie... Fight for it?
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:47:00 -
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Edited by: Daerdeae on 14/05/2008 19:48:16
Go Tsia.
You heard 'im. Pistols at dawn. *Walks away and begins assembling his sniper rifle*
Edit: Oh yeh. By the way, I'm a troll. I'm sitting here Communizing your forums.
And trolling them, too.
Trolls don't gunfight. Sorry.
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Daerdeae
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Posted - 2008.05.14 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Stop ****ting up the thread, you two fail.
I'm just here because Tsia linked it on MSN.
Totally his fault.
*Points at Tsia accusingly*
I've spent a lot of time fighting Muffins in lowsec, around Tama/Sujarento. I don't really care for them either way.
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