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XxKatharsisxX
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Posted - 2008.05.13 16:55:00 -
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 Ur corp is in Trouble?
 U always get wardecs and have to pay high ransomes?
 Ur Industrial Corp is camped in highsec all day?
Hire one of our skilled Military Advisors and solve ur problems!
I offer:
-Fleettraining for ur members
-Multiple fittings and tactics for any situation
-An intelligence network to find out what ur enemy is up to
-And many more cool stuff to learn about pvp
Send a Mail to XxKatharsisxX for more info
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Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.05.13 17:39:00 -
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How many beds/baths? Garage? How much property? Are the neighbors chill, or all cranky old folks that will complain about my 4am parties on weekdays?
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.13 17:45:00 -
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dude nobodys going to pay you to tell them obvious **** like blob up or get an intel channel, I might pay you to tell me I'm rly pretty and smart though
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Zirconium Blade
Ass Pounding Space Monkeys
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Posted - 2008.05.13 17:49:00 -
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I might pay you to tell me I'm a very naughty boy...
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Baron Erique
Paxton Industries
Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.13 17:56:00 -
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 Originally by: Ren Surkova
dude nobodys going to pay you to tell them obvious **** like blob up or get an intel channel, I might pay you to tell me I'm rly pretty and smart though
You're really pretty and smart.
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Iriana McNuke
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:04:00 -
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Originally by: Ren Surkova
dude nobodys going to pay you to tell them obvious **** like blob up or get an intel channel, I might pay you to tell me I'm rly pretty and smart though
/tell Ren Surkova I'm rly pretty and smart
1m/letter pls, kthxbye
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I know I'm not insane, the voices told me so. |
Detria
House Liao
Kingdom of Redemption
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:38:00 -
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Zirconium Blade: Oh my Ren, you're just so pretty and smart.
Ren Surkova: Oh Zirconium, you're such a naughty boy!
/me jabs forks in her eyes at the images this is conjuring.
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Bleeshtar
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:38:00 -
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Heres a couple thousand ISK please buy a Y and and O button for your keyboard thanks.
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XxKatharsisxX
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:42:00 -
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pls dont kidnap this topic for ur spam
i actually think many corps would like some help and i made a serious offer here
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Tzar'rim
Universal Securities
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Posted - 2008.05.13 18:52:00 -
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Hey Garmon
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Janus Cohen
Fundamental Armorments and Munitions
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: XxKatharsisxX
pls dont kidnap this topic for ur spam
i actually think many corps would like some help and i made a serious offer here
I think this is a good idea and topic. Not every corp is knowledgeable about how to procceed in wardecs. I think you might have greater success if you decide how you want to be paid, weather it be a packet of information or something like that.
Because when it is all said and done, it is about who has the most isk. |
Erotic Irony
0bsession
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:31:00 -
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xXlolXx
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Eve Players are not very smart.
Support Killmail Overhaul
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Ren Surkova
Down In Flames
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:35:00 -
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isn't it erotic... dontcha think?
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Feilamya
Minmatar
Pelennor Swarm
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:48:00 -
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The OP is worth the ISK. Trolls gtfo!
If you need a thread to troll in, use one of those where filthy carebears advice other carebears to quit corp when wardeced.
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Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Bleeshtar
Heres a couple thousand ISK please buy a Y and and O button for your keyboard thanks.
QFT
stupid character limit |
Xonkra
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.13 19:54:00 -
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Originally by: Xonkra
Originally by: Bleeshtar
Heres a couple thousand ISK please buy a Y and and O button for your keyboard thanks.
QFT
quoting myself on it for extra truth 
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Jeht Jahgooar
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Posted - 2008.05.13 20:18:00 -
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Originally by: XxKatharsisxX
pls dont kidnap this topic for ur spam
i actually think many corps would like some help and i made a serious offer here
Help me please!! YO yo OY YO
OY
My corp posted a forum thread and it has been kidnapped by a forum thug corp!!!
YO
Ur corp is in Trouble? Y! The corp might disband unless I can secure release of our thread! OY
U always get wardecs and have to pay high ransomes? yYYo!!! Our corp forum threads always seem to get kidnapped/wardecced and they we have to pay way too much to people who want to be told they are naughty, smart, and pretty!! YO
Ur Industrial Corp is camped in highsec all day? Yy O! Even our corp forum posts get camped by forum thug corps in C&P! CAOD! and even... Eve GENERAL!
yYyYYOKatharsisYoYYO Please help us!!! You are our only hope !!!
YO
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.13 21:08:00 -
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The obscene ammount of x's in his name aside*, I've fought against and with Kath, himself having led Soul Cartel in it's prime, I'd be confident in saying he's well versed in fleet engagments both in empire and 0.0.
*That joke was long played out before you and your witty mind discovered -just like everyone else- that instead of contributing to the conversation you could troll about someone's char name.
Recruitment: [ANTI]
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Garmon
Minmatar
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.13 21:30:00 -
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Well the OP isn't useless, a lot of corporations needs his help, specifically some highsec newbie corps, corps moving to low sec or 0.0
Don't troll my thread.
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Vids about me raping peeps in my trusty battle boat
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.05.13 21:49:00 -
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It's almost frightening how quickly everybody has begun assuming that every marginally competent troll is a Garmon alt. Or maybe it's because... they are.
Taxman IV: Rogue Agent
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Dr Clay
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Posted - 2008.05.13 22:24:00 -
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The OP cannot spell, do not trust him!
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.13 22:35:00 -
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Originally by: Garmon
Don't troll my thread.
Troll for rent, features include:
Somewhat housebroken.
Cleans up after self occasionally.
Offtopic posting and derailment skills.
Forum slandering and general tin-foil hattery...
BONUS!!
Now with a Y and O equipped for maximum... pleasure? Well maximum something because forums are serious business!
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Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster 
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128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force
Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.14 07:57:00 -
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Not a troll. If you are serious bout doing this, you might wanna consider posting some of your employement history and references in here. (references: people that have flown with, for, or against you and that can be contacted for their experiences with you).
People probably would like to know why and how much they should pay for your services and if your "track record" is something that can be looked upon with some confidence.
Just advice. (ps. I know it says more info at the bottom of your thread, but I think it be smarter to include some of this info in your thread.)
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr
Naval Protection Corp
Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.14 08:09:00 -
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'ur'
I wouldn't even hire you as a joker, which is coincidentally, what you come over as in that post.
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omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.14 09:16:00 -
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Edited by: omglollolol on 14/05/2008 09:17:45
Villages hired fighters in ancient china (not mercs to fight for them, but to train them), I don't see why industrialist and carebears couldn't do the same in EVE, mkay?
In my corp, there are many new people, you always hear 'em saying: 'I'd like to know how to defend myself, but I'm a miner and know nothing about pvp. What am I to do? Where do I start? How do things work?'. Luckily we have a great pvper who teaches others about pvp. You can read tons of stuff about pvp, but the minute you get out there you forget it all. Guides don't go over details, they don't fight with you 20x fights in frigs and explain importance of this and that module in this and that situation.
Having someone guiding you is the best way you can have it.
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You may not share my intellect,
which might explain your disrespect,
for all I say ;p
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Callthetruth
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.14 14:10:00 -
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dont hire anyone into youre corp with xxcharacternamexx.
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weedmasta
Minmatar
PAK
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Posted - 2008.05.14 14:18:00 -
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Edited by: weedmasta on 14/05/2008 14:18:39
I would like to hire you to prove to Garmon that Jebus does not exist
p.s. omg i am on a garmon thread 
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Shuuuun, shuuuun the smacktalkers.
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Ambtuehr
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: 128th ABC123
Not a troll. If you are serious bout doing this, you might wanna consider posting some of your employement history and references in here. (references: people that have flown with, for, or against you and that can be contacted for their experiences with you).
People probably would like to know why and how much they should pay for your services and if your "track record" is something that can be looked upon with some confidence.
Just advice. (ps. I know it says more info at the bottom of your thread, but I think it be smarter to include some of this info in your thread.)
Wow someone who isn't an idiot posted in this thread!@!! For reals, you might want to give people a reason, also I'm always amazed at how nobody takes the first 3-5 jobs at cost to build a portfolio of satisfied customers before they expect others to just give them isk for services they are promising.
Scams in eve? No way!
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Dionisius
Gallente
The Circle
STYX.
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Posted - 2008.05.14 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: 128th ABC123
Not a troll. If you are serious bout doing this, you might wanna consider posting some of your employement history and references in here. (references: people that have flown with, for, or against you and that can be contacted for their experiences with you).
People probably would like to know why and how much they should pay for your services and if your "track record" is something that can be looked upon with some confidence.
Just advice. (ps. I know it says more info at the bottom of your thread, but I think it be smarter to include some of this info in your thread.)
Kath was a member of LEGI0N and i believe he is a member of XTIGERCORPX, two very good pirate corps in the Genesis area and often contracted by some aliances to do some roaming and ganking jobs.
Is a nice guy, never seen him smack in local, one of the best pvp'ers i have ever seen around and prolly anyone in his former corp, or current one can atest to this.
Friendly bump for a good friend.
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I am the destroyer of worlds and the also the cokie thief. |
omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.15 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: XxKatharsisxX
Hmm actually i made this topic cause i got some spare time and thought it would be a good way to earn some isk.
Services and payment would be different for each contract but id take also t2 ships and equipment for payment.
id take a look at ur corps structure and problems and then try to find a good solution ...
in my 3 years of playing if led lots of different people through battles and trained up lots of newbs...
also as beeing a pirate ive wardeced and ransomed several industrial corps and know their weakness
ive taken space and lost it and retaken it again killed pos intercepted capships set traps and ambushes was ceo of 2 pvp corps
and 1 pirate ally was wardeced by mercs pirates 0.0 allys carebears roleplayers and even newbcorps
if u hire me ill come to ur space and help u achieving ur goals with all the experience i got but for a fee of my choice depending on the time i need
KAth
Sounds good. So what you are saying is that you won't base calculation of your salary on hourly rate but on extent of the project you'd be working on instead, right?
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You may not share my intellect,
which might explain your disrespect,
for all I say ;p
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