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Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
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Posted - 2012.03.05 05:19:00 -
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Quote:Necropants in the Holmavik Witchcraft Museum Necropants are a method that a sorcerer used to get rich in old Iceland. With agreement prior to death, the sorcerer exhumed the corpse of a man and flayed its skin, in one piece, from the waist down. It was believed that the necropants would spontaneously produce money when worn, as long as the donor corpse had been stolen from a graveyard at the dead of night and a magic rune and a coin stolen from a poor widow were placed in the dead manGÇÖs *******. After tanning, the sorcerer wore the skin like a pair of pants. As soon as he stepped into the pants they will stick to his own skin. A coin must be stolen from a poor widow and placed in the ******* along with a magical sign, written on a piece of paper. This reputedly attracted more coins and hence the sorcerer became wealthy. Before his death, the sorcerer had to pass the necropants to another. He did this by having the new owner place his right leg in one side of the pants whilst the sorcerer still has his left leg in the other. In this way, the power of the pants would pass from one individual to another. The Museum of Witchcraft and Sorcery in Iceland has a pair of necropants on display.
Necropants.
Discuss. |

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2012.03.05 06:00:00 -
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So the staff that CCP 'laid off' was not fired, they were skinned and made into pants for greed-Hilmar. It all makes sense now.. this is a signature |

Count Austheim
Raven's Flight Vanguard.
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Posted - 2012.03.05 06:11:00 -
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Trendy If this ships a-¦rockin, then im strangling someone....
http://count-austheim.blogspot.com/ |

rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
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Posted - 2012.03.05 09:05:00 -
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In what temperatures are they best worn? disorientating |

Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:35:00 -
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rodyas wrote:In what temperatures are they best worn?
Probably body temperature.
XD Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |

JC Anderson
Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:37:00 -
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Greatest thing since sliced bread. |

Cebraio
Starfire Oasis
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:39:00 -
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I'll wait with discussion until this thread gets necro'ed. |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
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Posted - 2012.03.05 12:50:00 -
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I get it now...
THAT's what the ???? stands for in line 4., right before step "5. Profit"... Make Necropants!
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |

Ursula LeGuinn
EVE University Ivy League
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Posted - 2012.03.05 13:13:00 -
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Necropantser.  "The EVE forums are intended to provide a warm, friendly atmosphere for the EVE community."-áGÇö-áEVElopedia |

Joe Skellington
Scientific Nano Technologies Institute The Irukandji
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Posted - 2012.03.05 15:58:00 -
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LOL you almost made me spit my coffee all over my monitor. -á-á |\__/|-á -á/ @ @ \ -á-á -á( > -¦ < )-á -á`-+-+x-½-½-¦ -á-á / O \ |

baltec1
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Posted - 2012.03.05 16:04:00 -
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These would let me get under people skin even more! |

TheBlueMonkey
Natural Progression
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Posted - 2012.03.05 16:19:00 -
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pointless comment to fuel a pointless (yet mildly interesting) thread |

Lapine Davion
Outer Ring Applied Logistics
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Posted - 2012.03.05 18:08:00 -
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I could have phrased the title to be funnier, but I was tired. |

Ptraci
StoneWall Metals Productions Bloodbound.
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Posted - 2012.03.06 11:15:00 -
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Lapine Davion wrote:
Necropants.
Discuss.
It must have sucked to be a widow in Iceland. First they dig up your husband and mutilate his body and then they break into your house and steal your money.
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