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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:16:00 -
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The pirate's bank is a banking service that i have started, it gives special benefits to pirates. It has an interest rate with a guaranteed monthly profit of at least 10k, no matter how much isk is in the account that month. We currently do not have a domain name, but we do have a website. http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/ If you want to sign up, eve mail the character named happygoat which is my alt for this purpose. There is no minimum balance.
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Raelina Peacecraft
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:22:00 -
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lol
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z0de
Gallente The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:29:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy
http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/
---Guaranteed Safety, all deposits are insured up to 1 mill---
I thought this was a scam but as you insure to 1mill I'll be sending all my isk to you tomorrow.
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:34:00 -
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Originally by: z0de
Originally by: masternerdguy
http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/
---Guaranteed Safety, all deposits are insured up to 1 mill---
I thought this was a scam but as you insure to 1mill I'll be sending all my isk to you tomorrow.
uggh....thats if my account gets hacked. Otherwise there's no way 2 lose your isk
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Warrio
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:49:00 -
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Sadly, I'm sure this alt really does have the best interests of his target demographic at heart. hahaha, yeah...
Can I have everybody else's stuff?
Sig removed due to being too freaking awsome. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Deckard Cain |

Boknamar
Gallente The Knights Trevor
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:49:00 -
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Obvious troll is...
...hilarious, actually. 
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Pegleg Punk
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.05.15 01:54:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy The pirate's bank is a banking service that i have started, it gives special benefits to pirates. It has an interest rate with a guaranteed monthly profit of at least 10k, no matter how much isk is in the account that month. We currently do not have a domain name, but we do have a website. http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/ If you want to sign up, eve mail the character named happygoat which is my alt for this purpose. There is no minimum balance.
Is the Pirate's Bank branch located in your mouth, by chance? I am curious as to where all of these deposits you are soliciting will go...
Originally by: Naga Saddow [16:38:06] "i must admit for an ahole ur pretty funny"
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Rooker
Lysian Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.15 02:32:00 -
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Can I have a debit card and what's the fee if I bounce a check? 
-- Let Us Avoid Systems Via Autopilot |

masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 02:52:00 -
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this isnt a troll, this is a serious business.
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Sirius Problem
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 03:52:00 -
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ahahahaha
This venture has two possible outcomes. Epic fail, or epic scam. ---- Train more. Whine less.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.15 03:56:00 -
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Either the worst scam ever or the biggest noob, or both
The Python Cartel is recruiting low sec pirates! |

Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.15 03:59:00 -
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I didn't want my ISK anyway.
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar Dawn of Fire Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.15 04:48:00 -
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epic fail     I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |

Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.05.15 04:50:00 -
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Do you give suicide-gank loans? What interest rate do you charge?
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TimMc
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.05.15 07:13:00 -
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I think I wipe my ass with 10k isk notes, not enough of an incentive to make me jump into a scam.
Heck not even enough to make me give you 1 isk and you give me 10k every month.
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.15 08:52:00 -
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can i have a 100 bill non secured loan  i have no property or fixed address and i'm obviously trustworthy being an outlaw 
Can't afford the ransom ? We do accept poems in local for those short on isky, Subject of our choice |

Majuan Shuo
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.05.15 09:07:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy
Originally by: z0de
Originally by: masternerdguy
http://www.freewebs.com/thepiratesbank/
---Guaranteed Safety, all deposits are insured up to 1 mill---
I thought this was a scam but as you insure to 1mill I'll be sending all my isk to you tomorrow.
uggh....thats if my account gets hacked. Otherwise there's no way 2 lose your isk
ITT: most excellent troll or least clever dumbass
q-"WELL WHAT ABOUT THE PIRATE CODE!?"
a-"well they're more like guidelines.." |

Inertial
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.15 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Golden Helmet Either the worst scam ever or the biggest noob, or both
Stop reading the forums and start killing something!
we are recruiting!
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 10:13:00 -
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wow i never knew how untrusting and stupid people were until now.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.15 10:21:00 -
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Originally by: Inertial
Originally by: Golden Helmet Either the worst scam ever or the biggest noob, or both
Stop reading the forums and start killing something!
But who's going to save the Caldari State from the Guristas attack? Huh?! YOU?! HUH?!?!
The Python Cartel is recruiting low sec pirates! |
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XxKatharsisxX
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Posted - 2008.05.15 11:24:00 -
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 if u give me a loan of 100mil i might consider joining this bank id even pay u 5% more then u gave me so thats how a bank works
waiting for the transaction...
Kath
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Sirius Problem
Darkness Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy wow i never knew how untrusting and stupid people were until now.
And I didn't think it was possible for noob naivety to reaches such heights. ---- Train more. Whine less.
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the member
Minmatar Republic University
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Posted - 2008.05.15 12:46:00 -
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i just sent you all my isk... seriously...
Quote: "You're obviously from France." -- Intel CEO Paul Ottelini
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Nykole
Caldari Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:13:00 -
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why would anyone need a "bank" for internet spaceships?? 
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General Coochie
The Bastards
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:16:00 -
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masternerdguy, send me all the isk, and I gurantee I will make a ~20% profit for you within a month. If not you get 1mill back.
The Vigil and The Caracal (duo PvP movie) |

Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:18:00 -
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Only Chribba could ever host a service like this and be believed. ANYONE else would not succeed with it, and definitely not some unknown guy called "masternerdguy". This obvious scam is just pathetic. Go jump in a lake, kthkxbye.
Black Hand.
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Lavraen
Minmatar Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.15 16:19:00 -
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Can I get a loan please? I'll pay you back honest! Lavraen |

Tsiros
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Posted - 2008.05.15 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy wow i never knew how untrusting and stupid people were until now.
it happened once before, and the guy got loaded. dont think it will happen again 
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 18:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tsiros
Originally by: masternerdguy wow i never knew how untrusting and stupid people were until now.
it happened once before, and the guy got loaded. dont think it will happen again 
by that logic you cant use ANY banks in eve.
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Tsiros
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Posted - 2008.05.15 19:09:00 -
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Edited by: Tsiros on 15/05/2008 19:09:34
Originally by: masternerdguy
Originally by: Tsiros
Originally by: masternerdguy wow i never knew how untrusting and stupid people were until now.
it happened once before, and the guy got loaded. dont think it will happen again 
by that logic you cant use ANY banks in eve.
simple reply: yep long reply: why should i? give me a few good reasons (in order to increase your posts in the forum)
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Roguehalo
Caldari RH Ship Brokers
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Posted - 2008.05.15 19:39:00 -
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There are actually several banks in Eve.
Ebank is probably the best known of them
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.15 19:41:00 -
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we have a dns name now thepiratesbank.us.tc
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Modrak Vseth
Veto.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy we have a dns name now thepiratesbank.us.tc
Man, first time I've ever actually seen a Turks and Caicos Islands domain.
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EBANK Ricdic
Eve-Tech Savings n Loans
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Posted - 2008.05.15 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: EBANK Ricdic on 15/05/2008 20:34:03
Originally by: Roguehalo There are actually several banks in Eve.
Ebank is probably the best known of them
Yeh but we have only filtered through 1.05 trillion isk and 1500 odd customers so it's obviously a scam 
(note the sarcasm)
edit: By we I mean EBANK, not the company the OP is trying to promote
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Azuse
The Brotherhood Of The Blade Pure.
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Posted - 2008.05.15 21:23:00 -
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Tbh i think (whether scam or not) its a shame ppl here are so un-trusting. Perhaps years of pillaging has worn them thing and taught them bitter lessons, but how many of them view their high street banks this way? Most of the world just put it's rl money into any bank without pause for thought. The majority of employers wire earnings directly into a bank so how many ppl stop and ask themselves what guarantee they have they have of actually getting it back? I believe many of them are not even aware the banking systems are built on debt. Few (if any) banks have the collateral to pay out every customer, so mabey they have learned something from eve..
Funny old world isn't it ?  -------------------------
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Boknamar
Gallente The Knights Trevor
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Posted - 2008.05.15 21:27:00 -
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Originally by: Azuse Tbh i think (whether scam or not) its a shame ppl here are so un-trusting. Perhaps years of pillaging has worn them thing and taught them bitter lessons, but how many of them view their high street banks this way? Most of the world just put it's rl money into any bank without pause for thought. The majority of employers wire earnings directly into a bank so how many ppl stop and ask themselves what guarantee they have they have of actually getting it back? I believe many of them are not even aware the banking systems are built on debt. Few (if any) banks have the collateral to pay out every customer, so mabey they have learned something from eve..
Funny old world isn't it ? 
I don't know about you, but my RL bank is not just a guy who managed to obtain web space. 
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.05.15 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy this isnt a troll, this is a serious business.

Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Alenar Rumanev
Minmatar Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.05.16 03:25:00 -
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Originally by: Havohej
Originally by: masternerdguy this isnt a troll, this is a serious business.

My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I 01 x HYDRAULIC BAY THRUSTER I
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masternerdguy
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:15:00 -
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Originally by: Alenar Rumanev
Originally by: Havohej
Originally by: masternerdguy this isnt a troll, this is a serious business.

My Raven was equipped with the following:
HIGH 06 x Cruise Missile Launcher I 01 x SMALL TRACTOR BEAM 1 01 x SALVAGER I
MEDIUM 04 x LARGE SHIELD EXTENDERS 01 x 'HYPHNOS' ECM 01 x MEDIUM SHIELD BOOSTER
LOW 01 x EMERGENCY DAMAGE CONTROL 01 x ARMOR KINETIC HARDENER I 01 x ARMOR THREMIC HARDENER I 02 x WARP CORE STABILIZER I
DRONES 02 x WARRIOR I DRONES 03 x HAMMERHEAD I DRONES
UPGRADES 01 x ROCKET FUEL CACHE PARTINTION I 01 x BAY LOADING ACCELERATOR I 01 x HYDRAULIC BAY THRUSTER I
what does this have 2 do with the thread? and what is this raven used for? whats the dps and shield?
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Luke Lamarr
Infinitus Morti R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: masternerdguy
what does this have 2 do with the thread? and what is this raven used for? whats the dps and shield?
tsk, tsk... can't you see he's fooling around with you?
That's not a raven, that's a sihtar!
Originally by: The Icefox And remember kids. There's no way to spell fair with the letters F I G H T.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.05.16 21:38:00 -
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Originally by: EBANK Ricdic Edited by: EBANK Ricdic on 15/05/2008 20:34:03
Originally by: Roguehalo There are actually several banks in Eve.
Ebank is probably the best known of them
Yeh but we have only filtered through 1.05 trillion isk and 1500 odd customers so it's obviously a scam 
(note the sarcasm)
edit: By we I mean EBANK, not the company the OP is trying to promote
Well I was a bit dubious, but seeing as the OP has the backing of the EBANK - i think we should all put our isk in the OPs pierate bank
SKUNK
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