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Xian X
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:18:00 -
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I'm Xian. I like to picture myself as a protector of space, constantly patrolling the belts and removing any man made objects there, preserving the natural beauty of our beautifull universe. Anyways, during my last patrol i spied 4 gargantuan cans in hi sec space and a careless eco terrorist killing harmless veldspar roids with his mighty mining lasers. Such brutish disregard of natural balance couldn't go unpunished so i grabbed my indy ship and collected them all thus returning that asteroid belt to its pristine state. After a while, that brute appeared again, this time in an industrial ship, probably bringing more unwanted garbage to the belt. But the dissapearance of his previous act of vandalism surely puzzled him so he just sat there wondering WTH happened. I immediately engaged him in conversation...
[14:28:01] EVE System > Channel MOTD: You have been Yar'd! Prepare to pay ransom or be destroyed, you will have 30 seconds to comply!<br>YARRR! [15:00:22] Xian X > hi m8 [15:00:27] Xian X > want your cans back? [15:00:29] Puzzled Brute > hi there [15:00:39] Puzzled Brute > yes...did u took them? [15:00:46] Xian X > for 400k you can have them [15:00:53] Puzzled Brute > how? they where pass protected [15:01:04] Xian X > secrets of masters [15:01:10] Xian X > but i can tell you how for 1 mil [15:01:14] Xian X > :) [15:02:02] Puzzled Brute > thats really lame... [15:02:11] Xian X > \o/ [15:02:19] Puzzled Brute > hope that this does not happen to u some day... [15:02:29] Xian X > it won't i;m a pirate [15:02:40] Xian X > i don't mine per se [15:02:47] Xian X > ;) [15:03:12] Xian X > interested or should i close this convo? [15:03:32] Xian X > 5 [15:03:34] Xian X > 4 [15:03:36] Xian X > 3 [15:03:38] Xian X > 2 [15:03:41] Xian X > 1 [15:03:46] Puzzled Brute > interested in having my stuff back with no payement [15:03:46] Xian X > oh well [15:03:51] Xian X > lol [15:04:02] Xian X > 1 mil for the info on how i got them and 400k for your cans [15:04:12] Xian X > you can have it all for 1350000 \o/ [15:04:24] Puzzled Brute > lol... [15:04:27] Xian X > lol [15:05:13] Xian X > ok, if you're not interested then i guess this is goodbye... [15:05:21] Xian X > i will take care of your cans like they are mine [15:05:27] Xian X > oh wait, they are mine now [15:05:29] Xian X > :> [15:05:36] Puzzled Brute > i will be watching u [15:05:47] Xian X > oh i tremble when i think about that [15:05:55] Puzzled Brute > u will regret this...write it down [15:06:03] Xian X > i better not undress in front of some open windows [15:06:14] Xian X > mmmm, carebear tears, tell me more, i'm already hot
there, you have it. Wouldn't you do the same to protect our beautifull belts from these brutes?
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Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar Sten Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:31:00 -
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I am one of these asteroid molestors you speak of. I find great offense that you would side with the rocky devils! _ EVE RELATED CONTENT |
Xian X
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:34:00 -
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At night i wake up screaming when i dream about beautifull veldspar breaking down, screaming for help. But nobody listens, nobody...
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Lavraen
Minmatar Black Podding
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:54:00 -
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You are a worthy ore relocation engineer. Do the green lights make you go all fizzy in the head aswell? Lavraen |
Ask Unbeatable
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.15 15:56:00 -
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You tried too hard, he wasn't whining a whole lot tbh
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Marlenus
Ironfleet Towing And Salvage
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Posted - 2008.05.15 20:08:00 -
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I love the green lights!
Well, white lites, actually -- because I'm partly color blind and there's not enough green in them for me to see. But they are bright and I love them! ------------------ Ironfleet.com |
Redglare's Demise
Mutually Assured Distraction
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Posted - 2008.05.15 22:20:00 -
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Dam those eco terrorists...
Its an upward battle, but we CAN win!
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.05.15 23:50:00 -
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lol...
/me resists urge to say how GSCs can be stolen.
Originally by: techzer0 I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Xian X
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.05.16 00:14:00 -
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Originally by: Havohej lol...
/me resists urge to say how GSCs can be stolen.
well it's really easy. All you need is hacking V, Science V, Industrial ship of your race V, survey V, astrogeology V, hacking module and a True Sansha Keybreaker Module.
wink wink
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Stonie Bandit
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.05.16 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: Xian X
well it's really easy. All you need is hacking V, Science V, Industrial ship of your race V, survey V, astrogeology V, hacking module and a True Sansha Keybreaker Module.
wink wink
And that all for free
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Fox Ogmo
Caritas.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 05:15:00 -
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You gave our secret skillz away... Leave C&P now!
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar Dawn of Fire Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:35:00 -
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lame and boring I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |
Dr Clay
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:13:00 -
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Is it just me or does this thread suck?
The guy didn't even smack...you just wanted to make the point that you're an ass?
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Bignfurrie
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:29:00 -
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<-----takes notes!!!
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Susanin
Minmatar Nekogame COASTAL BROTHERHOOD
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:31:00 -
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Unoriginal and boring. Don't write again.
"Relax...it's just an update for the patch to fix the nerf that nerfed the fix for the update of the patch that broke the fix that was fixed on the previous nerf they called an update..." -- Surakl |
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