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CobraBytez
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:09:00 -
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Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
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misscoda
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:10:00 -
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Edited by: misscoda on 16/05/2008 06:12:04 First!
But but...you will only failure cascade AFTER you kill SMASH, right?
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Tenebrys
Havoc Violence and Chaos R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:13:00 -
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who will carry on the hackneyed wh40k references without you :(
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Zorn Aldridge
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:15:00 -
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Would be so nice if this were true! A game with out the goonies... though of it makes me smile
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Alty McSpy
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:20:00 -
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The sky, it is falling!
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Doctor Green
Boris Technica
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:22:00 -
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Edited by: Doctor Green on 16/05/2008 06:22:19
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
ok!
Will you understand nobody care about your stupid stuffs?
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:22:00 -
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Originally by: misscoda Edited by: misscoda on 16/05/2008 06:12:04 But but...you will only failure cascade AFTER you kill SMASH, right?
I doubt we'll even last long enough to finish that job, though one can hope. |

Attak
Trioptimum Violent-Tendencies
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:29:00 -
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hit me up ingame
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Digicomm
The Digital Communists
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:35:00 -
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Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
sup?
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MineralOel Steuer
Amarr OP EC
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:44:00 -
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Always loved the fair and smackfree fights against Goonswarm!
much love |

Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:04:00 -
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Originally by: Zorn Aldridge However, I feel that you will unfortunatly be around for a little longer then Triumvirate.
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xBlood
Anoint Anarchy.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:12:00 -
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Goons helped destroy triumvirate?
That's the funniest thing I've heard all .. ever         Anoint Recruitment |

Armor Tank
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:15:00 -
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Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
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Angela Toren
Amarr Toren Shipyards
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:20:00 -
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Goonswarm director was already bob spy
It was planned at the BBQ _______
Oh Mindy... |

Shananigan
Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:21:00 -
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Well considering there isnt any posts from any other goons as they are always all over there own topics I'de say the OP is BS, but ya never know.
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Tenebrys
Havoc Violence and Chaos R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:22:00 -
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Originally by: Armor Tank
Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
yeah i was like
"hey old caod rabid antigoon troll"
and then i was like
"hey old caod rabid antigoon troll in 'goons r dead soon' post by goon"
and then i was like
"oh dear god no he doesnt get it"
and then i was like
"hm what does this guy look like irl does he have a fleshlight painted to look like darwins contraption and he yells JUDGMENT DD HAHA DEAD GOONS when he turns on the light when pleasuring himself"
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Kif
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:36:00 -
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Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce and its all my fault 
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Callthetruth
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:44:00 -
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anything digitial comms or digitial communist is bob and evol
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Mr McDee
Ancient Crew
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:01:00 -
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It must be true cuz it's posted by cobrabytez.
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thoth foc
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:17:00 -
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Can you wait until next week to failure cascade? i'm kinna busy in work this week.. ------------------ x-DSMA (Menta) x-CA (OMEGA/BOS) x-.5.(ATUK) BOB (DICE) |

Ask Unbeatable
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:26:00 -
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Youre the best poster
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Aeon Yakati
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:40:00 -
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So you got a titan...
Welcome to 2007 ! __________
Oh, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you? |

Tarish Montrey
Gallente Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:40:00 -
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Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
Serious dude, use an alt. You will get far more credability that you main in your alliances case!
out of 10, a generious 3. Sig follows-
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The Mystif
Amarr Northern Exposure
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:54:00 -
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Paper swarm of bees amirite? -
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:56:00 -
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OP is obviously a troll making parody of the pathetic alt nonentities who berate their own alliances because they are butthurt over their lack of success against their obviously superior opponent.
Nonetheless, Goons suck and BoB rules lol rofl c whut I mean k lol
No but seriously I am not making a good post ITT.
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The Tzar
Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: CobraBytez ...but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation...
Goonies not following orders or standings? Never!  __________________________________________
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |

Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:59:00 -
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The amount of time I spent on any given BoB op is greater than the amount of time I've spent conceiving and/or typing every post I've ever made on the Eve forum combined (tbh.)

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Angelonico
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:10:00 -
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So when are we getting masticated?
Oh. Excuse me.
"da mastication."
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Sunbird Huy
Ardent Industrial
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:20:00 -
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something that makes something like this : LITTLE BEE CAN NOT FAIL!
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Vasili Z
Beasts of Burden R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:33:00 -
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blah -------
Everything I say represents my corporation and their views. Basically CEO I guess I think |
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