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CobraBytez
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:09:00 -
[1]
Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
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misscoda
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:10:00 -
[2]
Edited by: misscoda on 16/05/2008 06:12:04 First!
But but...you will only failure cascade AFTER you kill SMASH, right?
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Tenebrys
Havoc Violence and Chaos R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:13:00 -
[3]
who will carry on the hackneyed wh40k references without you :(
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Zorn Aldridge
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:15:00 -
[4]
Would be so nice if this were true! A game with out the goonies... though of it makes me smile
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Alty McSpy
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:20:00 -
[5]
The sky, it is falling!
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Doctor Green
Boris Technica
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:22:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Doctor Green on 16/05/2008 06:22:19
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
ok!
Will you understand nobody care about your stupid stuffs?
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CobraBytez
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:22:00 -
[7]
Originally by: misscoda Edited by: misscoda on 16/05/2008 06:12:04 But but...you will only failure cascade AFTER you kill SMASH, right?
I doubt we'll even last long enough to finish that job, though one can hope. |

Attak
Trioptimum Violent-Tendencies
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:29:00 -
[8]
hit me up ingame
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Digicomm
The Digital Communists
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:35:00 -
[9]
Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
sup?
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MineralOel Steuer
Amarr OP EC
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Posted - 2008.05.16 06:44:00 -
[10]
Always loved the fair and smackfree fights against Goonswarm!
much love |

Scatim Helicon
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:04:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Zorn Aldridge However, I feel that you will unfortunatly be around for a little longer then Triumvirate.
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xBlood
Anoint Anarchy.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:12:00 -
[12]
Goons helped destroy triumvirate?
That's the funniest thing I've heard all .. ever         Anoint Recruitment |

Armor Tank
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:15:00 -
[13]
Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
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Angela Toren
Amarr Toren Shipyards
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:20:00 -
[14]
Goonswarm director was already bob spy
It was planned at the BBQ _______
Oh Mindy... |

Shananigan
Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:21:00 -
[15]
Well considering there isnt any posts from any other goons as they are always all over there own topics I'de say the OP is BS, but ya never know.
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Tenebrys
Havoc Violence and Chaos R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:22:00 -
[16]
Originally by: Armor Tank
Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
yeah i was like
"hey old caod rabid antigoon troll"
and then i was like
"hey old caod rabid antigoon troll in 'goons r dead soon' post by goon"
and then i was like
"oh dear god no he doesnt get it"
and then i was like
"hm what does this guy look like irl does he have a fleshlight painted to look like darwins contraption and he yells JUDGMENT DD HAHA DEAD GOONS when he turns on the light when pleasuring himself"
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Kif
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:36:00 -
[17]
Mommy and Daddy are getting a divorce and its all my fault 
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Callthetruth
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 07:44:00 -
[18]
anything digitial comms or digitial communist is bob and evol
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Mr McDee
Ancient Crew
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:01:00 -
[19]
It must be true cuz it's posted by cobrabytez.
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thoth foc
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:17:00 -
[20]
Can you wait until next week to failure cascade? i'm kinna busy in work this week.. ------------------ x-DSMA (Menta) x-CA (OMEGA/BOS) x-.5.(ATUK) BOB (DICE) |

Ask Unbeatable
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:26:00 -
[21]
Youre the best poster
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Aeon Yakati
Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:40:00 -
[22]
So you got a titan...
Welcome to 2007 ! __________
Oh, you didn't think I forgot about you, did you? |

Tarish Montrey
Gallente Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:40:00 -
[23]
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
Serious dude, use an alt. You will get far more credability that you main in your alliances case!
out of 10, a generious 3. Sig follows-
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The Mystif
Amarr Northern Exposure
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:54:00 -
[24]
Paper swarm of bees amirite? -
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:56:00 -
[25]
OP is obviously a troll making parody of the pathetic alt nonentities who berate their own alliances because they are butthurt over their lack of success against their obviously superior opponent.
Nonetheless, Goons suck and BoB rules lol rofl c whut I mean k lol
No but seriously I am not making a good post ITT.
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The Tzar
Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:57:00 -
[26]
Originally by: CobraBytez ...but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation...
Goonies not following orders or standings? Never!  __________________________________________
'Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until they speak' __________________________________________ |

Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:59:00 -
[27]
The amount of time I spent on any given BoB op is greater than the amount of time I've spent conceiving and/or typing every post I've ever made on the Eve forum combined (tbh.)

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Angelonico
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:10:00 -
[28]
So when are we getting masticated?
Oh. Excuse me.
"da mastication."
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Sunbird Huy
Ardent Industrial
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:20:00 -
[29]
something that makes something like this : LITTLE BEE CAN NOT FAIL!
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Vasili Z
Beasts of Burden R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 10:33:00 -
[30]
blah -------
Everything I say represents my corporation and their views. Basically CEO I guess I think |

Rudi Storm
SGL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:06:00 -
[31]
The Goon imminent collapse thread was funny the first two times now its just lame.
Try harder! Oh wait your a Goon...
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Riddal
The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:20:00 -
[32]
Can someone confirm that a "Goonie" is a (scottish) males nightgown.... (my wife told me)
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Blake Zacary
Caladonian Rangers Inc. Fang Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:25:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Riddal Can someone confirm that a "Goonie" is a (scottish) males nightgown.... (my wife told me)
Your wife is mostly right except it's Scots for the female nightgown 
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Sopha Serpentia
Core Dynamics
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:28:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Riddal Can someone confirm that a "Goonie" is a (scottish) males nightgown.... (my wife told me)
Soods leek burger eegit weesh to ma'sell
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Riddal
The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:33:00 -
[35]
No! it is definately a male night gown.... she say's
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Riddal
The Older Gamers R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:36:00 -
[36]
long may your lum reck with other ppl's coal
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scally
Minmatar Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:37:00 -
[37]
Iam the BoBs Underling in the OP  Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Saint |

Harriet Hargot
Caldari 20th Legion Legio Mithras
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:01:00 -
[38]
One would hope the Goons will stop taking themselves so seriously sometime soon. 
*sigh* I paosted here.
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NATMav
F.R.E.E. Explorer Atrum Tempestas Foedus
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:56:00 -
[39]
obligatory:
You mess with the Cobra...
Farham: "Remember, sometimes evolution ends in extinction." |

128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:58:00 -
[40]
Originally by: Armor Tank
Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
Now honestly... did you buy this badly skilled character to smack on the forums? Cause since it changed owners I've seen it alot on CAOD in a negative way.(ps. check your employment history, notice who the ceo is for the previous corp you where in...) 
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128th ABC123
Eve Liberation Force Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:59:00 -
[41]
Originally by: NATMav obligatory:
You mess with the Cobra...
You get tha Bytez... 
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Billy Merc
Amarr Pilots Of Honour Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:02:00 -
[42]
can i have ya chit ???...i mean stuff ??
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Armor Tank
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:06:00 -
[43]
Originally by: 128th ABC123
Now honestly... did you buy this badly skilled character to smack on the forums? Cause since it changed owners I've seen it alot on CAOD in a negative way.(ps. check your employment history, notice who the ceo is for the previous corp you where in...) 
Hey, hey, it's not badly skilled and I've already plugged +4s so I'm learning even faster than before!
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Seerr Taak
M. Corp Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:09:00 -
[44]
Anyone who believes this is a Real thread, welcome to COAD
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Kyoko Sakoda
Caldari Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:48:00 -
[45]
Do want more failure cascade drama. *crosses fingers*
Ghost Festival is recruiting. |

Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:24:00 -
[46]
Goon its in failure cascade since 2007.
We work hard to finish 2008 at the same state tbh.
 COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |

Iroku Mata
Minmatar Endovelicus Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:54:00 -
[47]
What a bad propaganda try! Wanna see BoBs in GQ2?
All you want is to show the EVE-comunity how good you are defending a cyno-jammed sys with 3 Titans.
EVE will know it very soon!!
I bet 1b that you will lose that 3 Titans before June!!
YOU WILL DIE
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rValdez5987
Amarr Asylum Logistics
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Posted - 2008.05.16 15:55:00 -
[48]
look at goons demanding for attention with a fake post....
It used to be funny but now your boring me to tears...
New material please.  |

Pouncer
Minmatar Mafia
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:27:00 -
[49]
Originally by: Tarish Montrey Serious dude, use an alt. You will get far more credability that you main in your alliances case!
LOL - so true!
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Kasheem Cetanes
coracao ardente Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:32:00 -
[50]
Edited by: Kasheem Cetanes on 16/05/2008 16:32:52 Edited by: Kasheem Cetanes on 16/05/2008 16:32:32 Goons: an unstoppable Industrial and PvP juggernaut (*****) rivaled by none in its tenacity, stoicism, and maturity.
Without such a force... I honestly can't see myself playing EvE... Ever.
I mean Come on! Goons have been putting the and... in Band of Brothers, since 2006. (And the laughter in vehicular manslaughter)
Edited, because I can't spell XD
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Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:22:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Iroku Mata
I bet 1b that you will lose that 3 Titans before June!!
We have already planned to loose 2 titan near AZN .After this we gonna loose our Epeen and let Bob invade all of our territories and complain about it in coad until we force to live in Curse. At this point Goon gonna enter in the Great civil war and disband . This civil war gonna length approx 3 year ((yeah all phase have been planned in a important Ts session 3 month ago with all of top director of Goon,etc. )) So yeah its the programm so far for our futur.
Originally by: Iroku Mata YOU WILL DIE
orly?
COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |

Doddy
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:42:00 -
[52]
Originally by: Emrod
Originally by: Iroku Mata YOU WILL DIE
orly?
You should probably listen to this guy actually, he did all this "you will die" stuff at MC and they dropped dead in hours.
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Tommy Foofoo
Caldari Molden Heath Gentlemen's Society
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:44:00 -
[53]
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Please click here to be rickrolled.
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Doddy
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:45:00 -
[54]
Originally by: Riddal No! it is definately a male night gown.... she say's
She is wrong. If she is trying to make you wear one, i would worry.
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Yorda
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:46:00 -
[55]
I was worried that this thread was going to suck horribly due to the real CobraBytez selling this character weeks ago, but this was actually a pretty good post.
(unlike mine)
Originally by: nlewis jammers are the meatshield [Bob] wish their pets were
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Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:48:00 -
[56]
Originally by: Doddy
Originally by: Emrod
Originally by: Iroku Mata YOU WILL DIE
orly?
You should probably listen to this guy actually, he did all this "you will die" stuff at MC and they dropped dead in hours.
I am pretty sure i gonna survive the fall Of Goon, like they gonna survive if i dead irl.
c/d ? COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |

Avon
Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:09:00 -
[57]
Originally by: Emrod At this point Goon gonna enter in the Great civil war and disband . This civil war gonna length approx 3 year
Now I have this very silly image of what a Goon civil war would look like.
You need to get inside my head and watch this, it is awesome. A bit like "The Plank", but .. well, different.
Eve-Online: The Text Adventure |

Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:28:00 -
[58]
Originally by: Avon
You need to get inside my head and watch thiS....[/quote
I am not sure i want to enter this place... COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!!
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rValdez5987
Amarr Asylum Logistics
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:33:00 -
[59]
are you going to go ride bikes yet? My views and opinions are my own.
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Tree Fiddy
Caldari Heretic Entity
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:33:00 -
[60]
Fail swarm is fail.
I say I ain't giving you no tree fiddy you goddamned Loch Ness monster. |

Emrod
Legion Du Lys GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 18:45:00 -
[61]
Originally by: rValdez5987 are you going to go ride bikes yet?
and you? COAD is for morons.......hey...wait a minute 0o !!! |

CARY
Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:05:00 -
[62]
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
Now this is what I admire so well about GOONS Hey if you can't go to the dinner, let the dinner come to you, Bring it!
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Gjs312
The Illuminati. Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:25:00 -
[63]
Originally by: Armor Tank
Originally by: Digicomm Well after you alienated all of your allies, failure cascade is, I guess, probable. I don't think Goons are going anywhere just yet but I do think major goon catastrophe is long over due.
With all the representation you will have in the CSM you will be able to nerf jammers and titans rite? This way you can make the game what is supposed to be.
Hold out for a bit longer k, there are brighter days just around the corner.
I mean you guys can side with the Angel Cartel or something? Just sayin.
It's you. You are the most stupid person in Eve. We finally found you.
That would be "stupidest" cipp.
Also tri self destructed, you dont get killmails for self destructs unless you make one up.

Sig removed, inappropriate content. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] - Mitnal |

Tef42
Gallente Game-Over Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.05.16 19:34:00 -
[64]
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
Stop with the teasing and just end it already.
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Angelonico
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 22:15:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Tef42 Stop with the teasing and just end it already.
That's what she said.
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Equin
Gallente Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:11:00 -
[66]
Originally by: Angelonico
Originally by: Tef42 Stop with the teasing and just end it already.
That's what she said.
Stop posting.
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Angelonico
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:21:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Equin
Originally by: Angelonico
Originally by: Tef42 Stop with the teasing and just end it already.
That's what she said.
Stop posting.
No u.
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BoB sucks
Burning Bush Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.05.16 23:57:00 -
[68]
An Eve without Goonswarm is just  They have much better drama than anyone else.
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Zemi Dahut
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.17 06:55:00 -
[69]
Originally by: CARY
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened. Due to previous internal management problems, Goonswarm as an alliance has ceased functioning coherently, and has been consistently unable to stand up to Band of Brothers and hold up our own end in of the Great War.
As Goonswarm's stunning losses in GQ2S earlier this week go to show, we are no longer able to put up any kind of effective resistance, even against Bob's underlings. The directorate tries to put a bright face on things by saying that we helped destroy Triumvirate, but the goon presence near Triumvirate's space is really just a few guys looking for some easy ganks, and is not in any way an alliance sanctioned operation that the directorate can claim any kind of credit for. Goonswarm is constantly losing players from the front lines of the war to such time sinks as lowsec pirating, and highsec hulk killing.
Overall, if Bob continues pushing the way it has been for the last few weeks, I am certain that Goonswarm will suffer complete collapse before the end of June. The directorate no longer communicate with each other, let alone their members. Due to mismanagement, we even nearly lost a titan yesterday, which likely would have been the killing blow for the alliance.
Make of it what you will, but you will likely soon be looking at an EVE without Goonswarm, though perhaps goons will find some other alliance willing to take us in.
-CobraBytez former GoonSwarm Director
Now this is what I admire so well about GOONS Hey if you can't go to the dinner, let the dinner come to you, Bring it!
stop posting forever
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Doosh Bagge
Soldi di Protezione
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Posted - 2008.05.17 15:33:00 -
[70]
Originally by: CobraBytez Goonswarm is on the verge of total collapse, and as a former member of the goonswarm directorate, I feel I'm in a unique position to let you all know why this happened.
This **** might've been funny the first 4 or 5 thousand times. But seriously, maybe someone among the five thousand of you could spit up some new material?
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Tholarim
Amarr Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.17 16:08:00 -
[71]
These posts aren't even remotely funny anymore, originality isn't your strong point is it.
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Arbelia Amarsa
Duchy of Amarsa
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Posted - 2008.05.17 16:49:00 -
[72]
Good to hear, see ya Goonswarm, dont let the door hit yer flat....um, on the way out.  ----------------------------------------
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rValdez5987
Amarr Asylum Logistics
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Posted - 2008.05.17 17:02:00 -
[73]
It's not even funny any more.
Oh the days of old... how I miss them... My views and opinions are my own.
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Ephemeron
Anti-BoB
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Posted - 2008.05.18 04:05:00 -
[74]
If any GoonSwarm member wants to continue fighting BoB independently, you can join my corp
I have 8 positions available, no roles, no rules, you'll get nothing but an active empire war against BoB. It's not much, but hey, maybe someone wants to try, doesn't cost me anything
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Moe Sczyzlak
Caldari Destructive Influence Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.05.18 11:57:00 -
[75]
Is it just me or could goons be described as a bit repetitive?
Is it just me or could goons be described as a bit repetitive?
Is it just me or could goons be described as a bit repetitive?
Is it just me or could goons be described as a bit repetitive?
Can I join you guys?
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Tress Macneille
Eight year old girls GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.18 12:01:00 -
[76]
I'd like to apologize here for the current trend of goon posting; it is awful and I hope they all die.
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