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Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:23:00 -
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I'm sure you've all heard about the so-called "terrorist attack" on the Ishukone station in Malkalen.
Well, I'm here to tell you all that it's lies. LIES!!!
If you look at the picture I linked, you'll see with your own eyes that it's all just a carefully constructed event for the government-pleasing media. Did the station blow up? It sure did! But from the footage available, it's easy to see that it's a controlled explosion coming from the INSIDE and OUT.
Why? Because the caldari government has been secretly persecuting anyone who doesn't believe in passive shield tanking and mission running! Because the caldari government will stop at NOTHING before we all fly phat tank-no gank drakes and ravens with cloaks on!
I call upon all caldari pilots who prefer the sleek, slender, curve-shaped and slightly phallic gallente designs to the grey, post-modernistic, dead-tech, militant style of the caldari government!
Expose the caldari government! Expose the lies! Fight for your freedom!!!
(Yes, I'm at work and bored the ph*ck out of my skull. So, sue me!!!) To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
Ask Unbeatable
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:27:00 -
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Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01 RP forum is thaddaway ->
e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.
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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:28:00 -
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Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 16/05/2008 08:28:09 I'm making a post in this thread that is right below the OP. I might agree with what they said maybe I don't know
edit: whoops it isn't right below the OP oh well
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Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:43:00 -
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Edited by: Atreides Horza on 16/05/2008 08:44:41
Originally by: Ask Unbeatable Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01 RP forum is thaddaway ->
e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.
Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.
Have a nice day! o/ To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.05.16 08:44:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Ask Unbeatable Edited by: Ask Unbeatable on 16/05/2008 08:28:01 RP forum is thaddaway ->
e: Oh, you were trying to be funny. My bad.
Hey! If all you @sshats can soil yourself with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.
Have a nice day! o/
I thought part of your post was part of your signature but I guess I was wrong (now that I see your whole post in the quote box.) That is all.
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Redbad
Minmatar Tempered Steel Legion
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:07:00 -
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Your theory doesn't hold up.
It is allready widely known the station crashed into the Nyx, not the other way around.
RB
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Elles D
Caldari Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:08:00 -
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It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:14:00 -
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Originally by: Elles D It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do
I'm not really bothered with the bigotry tbh. After all, why be a racist when there's so many better reasons to hate and kill people?
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
Steinman
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:25:00 -
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Quote:
Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well.
THAT just made my day :) priceless !
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Staggerr
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Posted - 2008.05.16 11:27:00 -
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Caldarians did 515
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Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 12:06:00 -
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Originally by: Staggerr Caldarians did 515
They did! And the date is no coincidence neither!
515
5 = Fifth letter in the roman alphabet is 'E' 1 = First letter in the roamn alphabet is 'A' 5 = Fifth letter, again, is ... surprise: 'E'
EAE, get it?
E + A + E
Elect AnkhEsentapemkah
CSM candidate Ankhesentapemkah who is - ding, ding, ding - a gallente!!!
Yes, folks! That's right! I'm telling ya, she's got her powerhungry claws ALL over this! The caldari government and Ankhesentapemkah working you all to further their own ends!!! If they have their way, we'll ALL be flying ravens and speaking in outrageous dutch accents!
... and don't forget: You heard it here first!!!
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 13:46:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Staggerr Caldarians did 515
They did! And the date is no coincidence neither!
515
5 = Fifth letter in the roman alphabet is 'E' 1 = First letter in the roamn alphabet is 'A' 5 = Fifth letter, again, is ... surprise: 'E'
EAE, get it?
E + A + E
Elect AnkhEsentapemkah
CSM candidate Ankhesentapemkah who is - ding, ding, ding - a gallente!!!
Yes, folks! That's right! I'm telling ya, she's got her powerhungry claws ALL over this! The caldari government and Ankhesentapemkah working you all to further their own ends!!! If they have their way, we'll ALL be flying ravens and speaking in outrageous dutch accents!
... and don't forget: You heard it here first!!!
I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!
5/15 NEVAR FORGET
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Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:01:00 -
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Originally by: MirrorGod
I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!
5/15 NEVAR FORGET
Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
Nahnil
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:18:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: MirrorGod
I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!
5/15 NEVAR FORGET
Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!
Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????
We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.
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Atreides Horza
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:21:00 -
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Originally by: Nahnil Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????
We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.[/quote
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
MirrorGod
Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:33:00 -
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Originally by: Nahnil
Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: MirrorGod
I KNEW IT, I just frakking knew it! That slimey Hildawg-esque good-for-nothing Ank must have high-jacked Noir's Mothership and plummeted it into the station!
5/15 NEVAR FORGET
Ankhesentapemkah also becomes Tape the kat, He-man! if you shuffle the letters around - with He-man obviously linking to her aspirations of one day becoming a true master of the universe!
Did you also notice that Ankhesentapemkah has 16 letters which, if you add 5 which happens to be half of 10 which happens to be square root of 100 which is a perfect number, ends up being 21 which can be written as 16+5 which BY SOME STRANGE COINCEDENCE happens to be today's date?????
We're on a good trail here. Something big is going to happen.
OH...MY...GOD!!!
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THEHUNTER123
Minmatar Dawn of Fire Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.16 14:38:00 -
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lul wut? I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |
Chomin H'ak
The Trivenerate
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Posted - 2008.05.16 16:43:00 -
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Obviously a conspiracy of EPIC proportions.
Seriously, though, food for thought... why would a peace-loving cap-ship pilot risk all for vengeance?
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Elles D
Caldari Contraband Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.16 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza
Originally by: Elles D It is nice to see something different on c+p; although i hope you want to see the Gallente get it in the face as much as i do
I'm not really bothered with the bigotry tbh. After all, why be a racist when there's so many better reasons to hate and kill people?
I am not a racist, i have other reasons....... Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Evita Achura
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.05.17 05:48:00 -
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Originally by: Atreides Horza
Hey! If all you @sshats can soil C&P with your 'zomfg-I-just-solo'ed-a-hurricane-Me-and-my-entire-corp-are-epic-wtfpwnzor'-threads, your endles self-promoting alt dramas and countless 'ibftl''s and firsts in epic threads, I can shove my sh*t down your throat just as well. Have a nice day! o/
ITT: When role players snap. Film at 11.
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Jecob
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Posted - 2008.05.17 06:23:00 -
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Anything over 2 lines is a TL/DR atm sorry bout that. maybe read it tomorrow.
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Spaztick
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Posted - 2008.05.17 06:58:00 -
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The Caldari conspired with the Amarr to do this. CLEARLY a nano'ed Avatar flying backwards is the only way to make such a hole in the station. But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post. |
THEHUNTER123
Minmatar Dawn of Fire Black-Out
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Posted - 2008.05.17 07:49:00 -
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ah rp'ers have snapped /me runs and hides I suck at sigs sum1 make me 1 =( |
DarknessInc
Minmatar mUfFiN fAcToRy Sex Panthers
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Posted - 2008.05.17 09:12:00 -
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Does no one notice THE SATIRE in the op post?
I can see satire in it. Hello! ITS COMEDY! He's not serious. Its a joke, but like most C&P residents, including myself, no one cares to think a little before POSTING a reply
Or I could be wrong and he is roleplaying, but I read his original post and found it VERY satirical.
Originally by: Viator Pilot Now I will go back to agents, already without the desire of adventures on the ass :)
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Alfie Bester
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Posted - 2008.05.17 09:25:00 -
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The attack is a lie
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Atreides Horza
Caldari GreenSwarm
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Posted - 2008.05.17 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Evita Achura
ITT: When role players snap. Film at 11.
ITT: When pointless meme sh|tposting becomes confused with actual content.
To plunder, to slaughter, to steal, these things they misname empire; and where they make a wilderness, they call it peace. - Tacitus |
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