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XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.09 00:16:00 -
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Bullet points are easy to the power of p'easy.
Who we are:
- Well, Reasonable People. Says most of it all, really. We're also Of Sound Mind, but that's secondary.
- Doing a bit of everything, which is cliche to say, but for us, it's true. We PvP, we run sigs, we mine and we have pilots who do every type of op, just depending on the day.
- A corp that uses corp hangars to build micro corps within our larger structure
- Usually mature, usually intelligent people
- Non-pirate
- NRDS but we've got more reds than Soviet Russia
- Independent. We run our own PvP roams as a corp, we have our own vanity alliance, we do what we want.
- We got goals and plans like Cobra Commander, not like Shredder.
What we hope you are:
- You are a main, not an alt. You have more than 1.6 million skillpoints but less than 10 million, and have done the Sisters of Eve Epic Arc. Over 10 million skillpoints? Well if you're still over 10 mil and looking for a corp, you've either done everything a couple times already or you're a bitter old vet who somehow already hasn't found anyone that will put up with you. Judgments ho!
- Reasonable individual. You don't throw emotional fits, you don't yell, you don't act like an idiot more than 1% of the time.
- You're not obsessed with any one facet of the game, but like the overall nature of the game. You'll PvP, you'll mine, you'll run a sig, you'll run a mission, you're not a picky goof.
- You're willing to share your limited API key, so we can spy on you and stuff.
- Okay with a 5% corp tax, it helps pay for things.
- You're down with relocation to our corporation bases of operations.
- Ready to learn the game, or at least, ready to learn how to be better at the game.
- Somewhat patient, at the very least, literate. You can manage reading text without falling asleep and having your eyes glaze over. Like this post. Certainly like this post.
- You can spell reasonably well. And uh, you're not dumb. There, we said it. We were kind of avoiding just saying it, but sometimes it's just better to be up-front. We like people of at least average intelligence. So sue us.
Of special note on things we're looking for:
- US and EU timezones. Half of our EU guys have insomnia and play in the US TZ, and a decent amount of our US TZ people stay up way too late, so it's really one timezone anyways. Kind of like life, one long timezone.
- Corp mergers. The way we set-up our corp is akin to having an assortment of little corps in our corp. So if you're running a little 1-6 man corp and things are frustrating, and you want to be a part of something a bit larger while still working closely with your friends/corpmates, hit us up. Hey, we have an FC. You probably don't. Yay.
- People who want to have their corp be a helpful community, and not a random assemblage of guys who kind of know who each other are and sometimes are asked to go blow up other random assemblages of guys who kind of know who each other are. We forget who you are, we remove you. Simple as that.
Additional research:
- Our EVE-kill corp profile: http://rites.eve-kill.net/?a=home - RITES on EVE-kill.net
- Old Recruitment thread #1: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1250847
- Old Recruitment thread #2: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1492791
- Dotlan: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Reasonable_People - the numbers go up and down because we're mean and boot inactives
Anyways, if any of the above sounds good to you and you meet most of the things in the "What we hope you are" section, then perhaps you should hit us up for a conversation. Join our public chat channel "RITES" by clicking on the little text bubble icon called "open channel window" that sits to the top right of your chat window. Then put in RITES and hit "join." There's more information in that channel as well.
Once you join our in-game channel, we'll have a conversation and see if we're suitable for each other, see if you're not afraid of commitment and see if you will have our babies. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.09 20:28:00 -
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Best no-nut having banana bread recipe that I could find (of the day) http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/banana_bread/
Looking for players who know nuts taste bad in any kind of bread or who are 1-10 mil SP EU/US timezone players. Hit us up in RITES channel if you're interested or at the very least consider some chocolate chip muffins if you don't like the banana bread. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.10 19:21:00 -
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Did you know: The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo
Yeah, but he was a dirty ****, like most elephants, so I'm not sure if that's a tragedy. Recruiting everyone but pachyderms in RITES chat today.
*CCP censors that word. How... strange. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.10 22:33:00 -
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Cat litter of the day http://www.freshstep.com/prodcrystals.php
Looking for pilots in this game is like cleaning a fresh steps crystals litterbox, first you scoop out all the poop (poop in this case being pilots who are not 1-10 mil sp or active in either US/EU timezones), then you stir up and freshen the box till it's crystal fresh again. Please take advantage of advanced odor locking technology when hanging our in our RITES channel because we don't like people stinking up the place. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
5
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Posted - 2011.09.12 19:00:00 -
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Did you know: Ten per cent of the salt mined in the world each year is used to de-ice the roads in America
The other 90%? On mah food, yum salt yum. Get salty with us in RITES chat today, we'll try to break the ice. Ba-dum-pa-chi. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
1
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Posted - 2011.09.13 19:40:00 -
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Best stepping game emulator of the day: http://www.stepmania.com/wiki/Downloads
Looking for pilots who know that the butterfly twirl is just wasted movement and that 1.5x speed is less impressive than normal speed. Also it'd be nice if you were also a 1-10 mil SP EU/US timezone players looking to learn what the world of Eve has to offer. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
5
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Posted - 2011.09.14 00:10:00 -
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Did you know: You're more likely to be a target for mosquitoes if you consume bananas
Which is funny, because you're less likely to be a target for women if you consume bananas. And probably less likely to want to target women as well, come to think of it. Come join RITES chat today, while we don't discriminate against people who consume bananas, we do not promise an absence of mockery either. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.14 19:52:00 -
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Did you know: Almonds and pistachios are the only nuts mentioned in the Bible
Actually, there's a lot of nuts mentioned in the bible, they just aren't legumes. Get your honey roasted peanut on (which really, disproves the whole silly idea that there's a god who is infallible, because if you're going to mention nuts in your big fancy book and you mention ALMONDS and PISTACHIOS over Honey Roasted Peanuts, then you're pretty f'n fallible) with us in RITES chat today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.14 20:09:00 -
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*accidental post |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.14 22:24:00 -
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Worst reviewed film of the decade: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/bucky_larson_born_to_be_a_star/
I ain't even going to make a witty comment tying in this horrible film to my recruitment bump. Just join the RITES channel if you're 1-10 mil SP and you also get a fuckin' headache seeing commercials for this movie. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
1
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Posted - 2011.09.15 16:46:00 -
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Best look at the next generation of Windows of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9AdL1aBp8w
Looking for people cool like Metro UI who are 1-10 mil SP and EU or US timezone, interested? Just swipe the context menus a few times to dial up your widgets on the start screen and open RITES channel. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.17 01:19:00 -
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Did you know: Every person has a unique tongue print
Despite this fact, the pick-up line "Hey baby, I'm investigating a crime and I need to examine your tongue" still doesn't work too well with your average female. Let's examine tongues today in RITES chat. |
Siva Surya Kshatriya
Buccaneers of New Eden
The Forsaken.
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Posted - 2011.09.17 08:04:00 -
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I ******* love your bump posts, have one on me. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.18 19:38:00 -
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Did you know: Most American car horns honk in the key of F
Yeah, most do, but mine actually honks in the key of FU. Come on into RITES chat and we'll see if you're anything to beep about. BEEP ABOUT, my god, the wit. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.19 21:15:00 -
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Did you know: The air we breathe is 78% nitrogen, 21.5% oxygen, .5% argon and other gases
I really wish it was 1% argon, can't get enough of that argon, it's good stuff. Come on into RITES chat and see if we're a breath of fresh air in a often musty game. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.20 16:58:00 -
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Animals we shouldn't play with of the day: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales
Looking for people who know making a circus exhibition of giant and dangerous animals is probably not the world's best idea. Gotta be 1-10 mil SP and not a fish tosser. Hit us up in RITES chat! |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
5
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Posted - 2011.09.21 00:18:00 -
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Did you know: The FDA allows an average of 30 or more insect fragments and one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams of peanut butter
Certainly, that's why you should avoid extra chunky. Get smooth and creamy with us in RITES chat today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.22 21:26:00 -
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Did you know: Oak trees do not have acorns until they are fifty years old or older
Which explains why the insult "You haven't had your 'corns drop yet?" is so popular amongst smack-talking oak trees to one another. Join RITES chat and branch out with us today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.23 19:30:00 -
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Did you know: The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes
I'd smack on Zanzibar for that, but considering they at least tried to fight a larger and better equipped blob, this means Zanzibar was far superior to your average EVE corp or alliance which usually doesn't even try most of the time. Surrender to our recruitment pitches in RITES chat today. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.25 00:57:00 -
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Lunch I ate of the day: http://www.popeyes.com/menu.php
2 apple pies for A BUCK. Fried with cinnamon! Also join our corp if you're 1-10 mil SP and like your chicken wraps like mine: LOADED. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.25 23:05:00 -
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Did you know: Astronauts brought back about 800 pounds of lunar rock to Earth. Most of it has not been analyzed
I bet when they do analyze it, they'll find out Lunar Rock is made of people! It's made of PEEEEEEEOOOOOOPPPPPLLLLLEEEEE. Speaking of things made out of people, there are people in our RITES recruitment chat, come see what we're made of today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.27 20:34:00 -
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Did you know: Of the 262 men who have held the title of pope, 33 have died by violence
The other 229, you ask? Drug overdose, of course. Get your big hat on with us in RITES chat today. |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.09.28 00:03:00 -
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Fictional law of the day: http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Hodgkin's_Law_of_Parallel_Planetary_Development
Looking for people who are 1-10 mil SP and yes your SP from the parallel reality where ****** won the war or the Roman empire never fell counts. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
5
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Posted - 2011.10.14 17:36:00 -
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Did you know: The guy who invented the karaoke machine, Daisuke Inoue, couldnGÇÖt sing, couldnGÇÖt read music, and played the keyboards about as well as your average third-grader.
Which is basically no different than anyone who goes around singing karaoke, so it fits. Come listen to our recruitment ditty in RITES chat today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
5
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Posted - 2011.10.16 18:11:00 -
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Did you know: Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
Which is pretty awesome, save for the fact that banging someone else's head against the wall uses 167 calories an hour, and is generally more fun. Come break though EVE's walls by joining our recruitment channel today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.10.19 22:21:00 -
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Did you know: Some flavors of Jell-O that never caught on include cola, chocolate, celery, apple, and coffee
I don't know what's worse, celery jello, or the fact that they sell Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew Barbeque Sauce at my local grocery store. Get down with our recruitment in RITES chat today, it'll leave you far more satisfied than a big bowl of Chocolate Jello! |
Phoebus ApolloX
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.10.20 16:52:00 -
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Cheese grater of the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgUdsbQDpLo&feature=player_embedded
Looking for those who don't want to chew their flesh out on a microplane or box grater, and who are 1-10 mil sp players looking for a corp to call home. Because spaghetti tastes better without clumps of my knuckles, and corp activities are more fun with new people looking to genuinely enjoy the game. EU or US tz preferred |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.10.24 21:15:00 -
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Did you know: If even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go crazy and sting itself to death
And in EVE, a drunk scorpion pilot will probably just jam his own fleet. The German band "Scorpions" is probably always drunk and ended up making that horrible song "Rock You Like A Hurricane." Truly, in all genres, alcohol and scorpions don't mix. Get stung by the recruitment pitch in RITES chat today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
30
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Posted - 2011.10.26 23:10:00 -
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Did you know: Native Americans used to use pumpkin seeds for medicine
America would have been better off with Indians running the country, obviously. Though, it would keep health care costs down, I guess. Come let us spread our recruiting seed all over you in RITES chat today. |
XavierVE
Reasonable People
Of Sound Mind
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Posted - 2011.10.30 19:32:00 -
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Did you know: The Winter Expansion is coming, and EVE will be fun again
Seriously, no joke on this one. Yay winter expansion, thank buddy christos. We killed a Tengu and a bunch of BC's last night, by the way. You weren't there because you haven't joined RITES chat in-game to be recruited. |
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