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Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp Carpe Universitas
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Posted - 2008.05.22 12:42:00 -
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1. Failing last grade because of an overly interest in EVE online. Thanks, CCP. 
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Djana Libra
The Black Ops Black Core Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.22 12:53:00 -
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1) Get concorded in a system on the gate to lowsec 2) Zoom around 0.0 in annoying T2 frigates 3) Loose a 250+ Mil ship within 15 mins after purchase 4) Smacktalk in local to players that outnumber you 5) Get in a big 100+ fleet battle (really amazing if you dont lag out) 6) Do a leroy jenkins on corp mates (prefferably in PF, always russians camping there) 7) Kill some missioners and take their mission objective with you. 8) Mine veldspar in a capital ship 9) Kill a hauler, leave the wreck alone, look at the killmail 1 hour later seeing it dropped 3 bil, race back and still get the loot. 10) Get everyone in your corp to make a caldari alt at the same place, gang up in the ibis' and roam through low-sec/0.0
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Neth'Rae
Neth's Workshop
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Posted - 2008.05.22 13:07:00 -
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Edited by: Neth''Rae on 22/05/2008 13:07:43 I love how everyone lists things that mostly involves screwing up and getting owned in every way possible..  
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Jowen Datloran
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.05.22 13:12:00 -
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Hm, my list must be in no particular order: 1. Do a mining op with friends. 2. Do a mission with friends. 3. Do a COSMOS mission. 4. Go to low sec and explore/rat/whatever. 5. Go in to no sec to explore/rat/whatever. 6. Do missions with the pirate factions. 7. Shoot at another player. 8. Try pirating. 9. Participate in faction warfare. 10. Visit the EVE gate
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Lardarz B'stard
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.05.22 13:39:00 -
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1: Warpscramble a station 2: See the monolith 3: Build an architecturally elaborate pos 4: Offline a pos by mistake 5: Feature as top damage on a supercap killmail 6: Haul some "stuff" 20+ jumps, forgetting to put the "stuff" in your hold. 7: File a petition in Welsh 8: Escrow camp successfully 9: Reminisce about the good old days 10 Die in a friendly bubble
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Ferrosa
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.05.22 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Batolemaeus 0. Help a Newbie 1. Participate in a Fleetfight 2. Survive a Fleetfight 3. Survive a Fleetfight in a Logistic 4. Be the only survivor 5. Scramble a stargate instead of the victim while gatecamping 6. Fly Goru's Shuttle 7. Listen to C&C song "Hell March" while in warp onto enemy fleet on teamspeak 8. Donate your own corpse to Azia 9. Contract the corpses of the once mighty enemy fleet back to them.
You're such a programming w***e =)
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Letouk Mernel
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Posted - 2008.05.22 15:35:00 -
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1. Find a bunch of good people to play with, solo sucks. 2. Find a good way to make ISK. 3. Participate in a war. 4. See 0.0 and stay there (with a corp) for at least a month to see what life there is like. 5. Answer some questions in the Newbie forum / help a newbie with a donation.
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Ghengis Tia
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Posted - 2008.05.22 15:38:00 -
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Edited by: Ghengis Tia on 22/05/2008 15:40:01 1. Learn how to buy and sell on the market 2. Get a beginner mining frigate and realize your warp drive doesn't get you to the asteroid belt in one warp. 3. Give 500K Isk to newbies you run into while mining, and see how fast they fly away to buy a new ship. 4. Get your first faction loot while ratting and realizing your net worth just doubled. 5. Realizing there is a lot of Isk to be made trading, and then discovering the joys/agony of Jita. 6. Becoming annoyed that the next level of skill takes 8 hours, not 3 or less to train. 7. Eventually accepting the fact that it will take 4+ weeks to train the skills you need to get to fly that ship you really, really, have to have. 8. Get ambushed enough times in low sec to realize there are better things to do in Eve than being pirate fodder. 9. Train alts to specialize in areas to support your main character, thus negating the need to be in three places at once. 10.Train in another races' ships and realize they're a lot more fun to fly than the ones your faction has.
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Haakon Jarl
direkte
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Posted - 2008.05.22 15:44:00 -
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Originally by: IVeige Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:54:32 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:49:14 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:46:38 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:38:45 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:35:44 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:31:17 first
1- shot CONCORD, and or any object in space so you learn... 2- Shot others players 3- do pirate stuff 4- post on forum about your e-peen, and how sexy you are.  5- get killed by a gatecamp, or blob, and complain on the forum about it. 6- whine about something 7- survive a gatecamp and see number 4.. 8- spend all you isk to fit a ship that you cant fly correctly, and cry nerf when you lose it. 9- go to jita  10- give one million isk to a noob couple of days old.
11- Be the FIRST to answer a dev ccp forum STICKY question....check.  
6 edits for one post...LOL.
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Spyder
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:01:00 -
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1. Jump into a gate camp with a bunch of ôyellowsö and be unable to take the first shot because then you would take the security hit. 2. Jump into a gate camp with a battleship and be warp scrambled by a Noob Frigate. 3. Jump into a gate camp equipped with a Warp stabilizer on your battleship and be warp scrambled by two Noob Frigates. 4. Jump into a gate camp equipped with a battleship and be warp scrambled and webified by a Noob Frigate. 5. Jump into a massive gate camp and be warp scrambled and webified, MWD to the gate and break the lock of the webber with ECM, only then have the gate deny the jump because you had the audacity to defend yourself. 6. Jump into a gate camp and be unable to cloak only because you were locked before the cloak took effect. 7. Jump into a gate camp and cloak and have an interceptor cause you to de-cloak just because they got within 2 km of you. 8. Jump into a gate camp with a battleship and then cloak and spend the next half hour of your limited game playing time moving to get out of range because of the max velocity hit of the cloaking device. 9. Jump into a gate camp and then cloak, then spend the next half hour moving to get out of warp sramble range and then being unable to warp because the pirateÆs missile hits are ôBumpingö you out of alignment. 10. Learn to hate CCP game mechanics.
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IVeige
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Haakon Jarl
Originally by: IVeige Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:54:32 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:49:14 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:46:38 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:38:45 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:35:44 Edited by: IVeige on 22/05/2008 08:31:17 first
1- shot CONCORD, and or any object in space so you learn... 2- Shot others players 3- do pirate stuff 4- post on forum about your e-peen, and how sexy you are.  5- get killed by a gatecamp, or blob, and complain on the forum about it. 6- whine about something 7- survive a gatecamp and see number 4.. 8- spend all you isk to fit a ship that you cant fly correctly, and cry nerf when you lose it. 9- go to jita  10- give one million isk to a noob couple of days old.
11- Be the FIRST to answer a dev ccp forum STICKY question....check.  
6 edits for one post...LOL.
sowwie it was late yesteday for me...and huh,.. was drunk a little bit 
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Cheyenne Shadowborn
Noob Much Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Navigator
What would you all consider to be the 10 Must Do Things In EVE?
1. Get a consistent sentence from a chinese miner
2. Get hate mail where the LITERAL majority of words start with "f"
3. Gank someone cruiser-sized while being yourself in a noob ship with noob fittings.
4. Make a pointless, uninformed and unfunny forum post (...check!)
5. Do something very daring (like kill the target frig in a 1 vs 1 thats actually a 1 vs 4 with a Raven and a Drake, still escape), just to be called a noob anyway. Because it really doesn't matter.
6. Quit your real life job so you have enough time to join a 0.0 alliance
7. PvP in a faction-fit Bellicose
8. Overinflate your e-peen in local
9. Try to do a L4 mission in a faction fit ship during a live dev blog (disclaimer: there WILL be crying).
10. Make a forum post trying to improve ANYTHING without having WoW mentioned.
11. Get the logs to show SOMETHING.
The 11th is a bonus item. It will probably be unachievable until the end of time anyway. --
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Nachshon
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.05.22 17:07:00 -
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1. Visit the EVE gate (I don't care if you have -11 standing with the Amarr Empire, you HAVE to see it). 2. Be in a fleetfight. 3. Be in an op where you hope the bad guys don't show up because you're enjoying the conversation on voicechat. 4. Get killed at the start of an op, then purchase and fit a completely new ship and still have time to get involved. 5. Lead a pvp op. 6. Get involved in a Minmatar-Amarr flamewar on IGS. 7. Take on a mission in a ship class larger than intended (cruiser on l1, BC on l2, BS on l3). 8. Fly a battleship. 9. Lose a battleship. 10. Use yourself as bait or sacrifice yourself to bring down a ship more expensive than your own. |

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.05.22 20:05:00 -
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1-10: blow **** up... admit it mining sucks!
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Zakgram
Atomic Heroes Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.05.22 20:06:00 -
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1..9: stuff 10. Quit.

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Eventy One
Magellan Exploration and Survey Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.22 20:22:00 -
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All these people posted, all with top 10 things, and no mention of Cribba!
Am I the only one who has Cribba in my top 10 list?
.. 3. See Cribba's Veldnaught. .. 8. Mine with Cribba. 9. Have Cribba broker a Cap Ship purchase ..
I'm truly disappointed.
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Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.05.22 20:44:00 -
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1. Do the tutorial! 2. Join a small corp, a big corp, and a major alliance. 3. Take a shuttle tour of deepest 0.0. 4. Make a carebear cry. 5. Kill a big ship with a small ship. 6. Train your support skills! 7. Build your own corporation. 8. Lead a fleet. 9. Try a little bit of everything. 10. Specialize and get really good at one thing.
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Jane Vladmir
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.05.22 21:04:00 -
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Top 10 ----------------------------------------- 1. Kill someone who ****es you off. 2. Win a 5:1 fight. 3. Steal something. 4. Get someone to quit the game, in a fit of rage. 5. Successfully scam something expensive. ------------------------------------------ 6. Assassinate someone, and get paid for it. 7. Dismember an alliance. 8. Dismember a corporation. 9. Join an alliance and start killing your unsuspecting alliance mates. 10. Join a corporation and start killing your unsuspecting corp mates. -------------------------------------------------------------------------
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5pinDizzy
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.05.22 21:24:00 -
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Edited by: 5pinDizzy on 22/05/2008 21:29:39 Ok. gotta think about this.
The 10 things I enjoy.
1. Attack concord. 2. Canflip/loot and kill highsec miners/ratters. 3. Suicide gank a t1 hauler. 4. Smartbomb Jita. 5. Scam someone. 6. Scan out someones mission and pinch all their loot/wrecks. 7. Collect frozen corpses and line them up as trophies in your main hangar. 8. Do a lap around 0.0, see how far you get before getting killed. 9. Post a whine on the forum. 10. Visit eve gate, sit back and enjoy the view.
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Andreask14
Raptus Regaliter Brutally Clever Empire
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Posted - 2008.05.22 21:50:00 -
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1. Sell bookmarks in jita 2. Lead a fleet of 200 3. Love it, when a plan comes together 4. Found an organization 5. Leave an organization 6. Believe that eve satisfies a deep desire 7. Quit for months 8. then come back 9. and find nothing has changed 10. grind missions for a whole work day, while at work
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Faife
Noctiscion Twilight Trade Cartel
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Posted - 2008.05.22 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Faife on 22/05/2008 22:07:54 1 - build a ship 2 - pvp in a ship you made, including mods 3 - solo lvl 4s, with full loot & salvage on all objects 4 - rat in 0.0 5 - fight in a high sec war 6 - build and hold a PoS 7 - mine 8 - do one of each: snipe, missile spam, tackle, cloak, nano, scout, ecm, blaster 9 - run in fleet ops of over 20 people 10 - make enough money to lose ships willy nilly. only way to enjoy pvp.
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Sergio Ling
Veto.
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Posted - 2008.05.22 22:44:00 -
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Get a Killmail Get a Lossmail Steal something really valuable Have a Flutter Lose a ship when drunk Kill a ship when drunk Mine for an hour, straight, then have it all stolen Go to Fanfest De-Synch Pay a ransom ¼_¼ _
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HAMTRONIX
Shadows of the Dead R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:15:00 -
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1. Make isk 2. spend isk on cool mods 3. run corp 4. work logistics 5. kill stuff 6. work the market 7. get drunk and give away isk on teamspeak 8. strategy 9. read forums 10. read other forums
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Malaan Tabfassh
The Flowing Penguins
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Posted - 2008.05.23 01:21:00 -
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1) Loose your first ship in a level 2 mission 2) Join or create a corp 3) Loose your first ship in pvp 4) Dual web the biggest roid you can find in a busy system in a mining barge and go afk 5) Visit the EVE gate 6) Kill your first ship in pvp 7) Make your first billion 8) Faction fit a ship of choice and loose it in pvp 9) Fly a level 4 mission with 5 other corpies in bc/bs while being on ts/vent 10) Help someone to get into the game
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Zurrar
Epiphyte Mining and Exploration Combined Planetary Union
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Posted - 2008.05.23 01:24:00 -
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1. suicide gank a pod in high sec 2. join a corp at war just to sell information (ive not done that) 3. FC a 30 man gang in 0.0 (15 max ive fc'd so far) 4. take on outrageous numbers and live (did a 9 vs 3, i lived my 2 mates did not, killed all but 1) 5. get your g/f to play (got one to play paintball after much conversation) 6. build a battleship (built a apoc to only lose it 45 minutes later during a gate camp) 7. FC the squad that kills a vaga thats been killing your mates. vaga kill 8. Fly a carrier (:D) 9. fly a black ops 10. sell the black ops
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Sierra Lima
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Posted - 2008.05.23 04:28:00 -
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1) Get lost during the tutorial.  2) Get CONCORDed with no idea why.  3) Undock with a global criminal countdown running  4) Undock with a global criminal countdown running  5) Undock with a global criminal countdown running  6) Wait out the countdown.  7) Loot someones wreck, find a ship log 8) Wonder if there's anything at the destination. 9) Die in a 0.0 gate camp 10) Realise you're not lost anymore, you've woken up in the starter station.
Character building stuff, made me the man I am today. 
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Kuolematon
Space Perverts and Forum Warriors United
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Posted - 2008.05.23 06:29:00 -
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x. Get DD'ed by enemy titan y. Get DD'ed by enemy titan and survive
"The Amarr are the tanking and ganking floating rods of goldcrap"
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Rhak Amharr
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.05.23 07:55:00 -
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Edited by: Rhak Amharr on 23/05/2008 07:58:15 1. Pirate in lowsec. Alot. Not in a blob, but solo/in a small gang (well, sometimes in a blob, but only sometimes). All the other stuff here really isn't important. 2. Build your own stuff (ammo, ships etc.). 3. Invent your own T2 stuff when the time comes. 4. Make a carebear cry. 5. Run a mission/plex in lowsec (doing it in a frigate or T1 cruiser doesn't count, it has to be worth it to be scanned out). 6. Run a mission/plex in hostile 0.0. 7. Have a scam buy order filled and dance. 8. Suicide someone in highsec. 9. Fight outnumbered and win. 10. Have fun in eve (well, in contrast to what I said in my first post, this is important)
Originally by: Sgt Blade 1) Kill someone in a bigger ship then you 1v1.  2) Then squish his pod.  3) Find the biggest veld roid in the region and then mine it till it pops (with friends would be preferred on ts/vent. ) 4) Fly to the Eve Gate.  5) Run a 50+ man gate camp with bubbles/fighters/recons on it and live.  6) Befriend someone who you will talk to for the rest of your eve life and possible become RL friends.  7) Make your first billion isk.  8) Play eve for so long that you fall asleep at your pc while on an important fleet op.  9) Enjoy the thrill of being outnumbered in pvp and still want to fight even if its likely you will die. 10) Become an eve celebrity....or at least meet one in game. 
11. NEVER do a post about 10 things you must do in eve where every single item contains a smiley. It makes you look stupid.
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Saladin
Eternity INC.
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Posted - 2008.05.23 09:47:00 -
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1. See a Capital Ship Jump. Awesome effects and it never gets old :) 2. The Guristas had a hidden in-space agent in Vale of the Silent, sitting on Jove ruins - It is quite a sight. You need to probe him out though, but he is there in the E-8CSQ constellation. 3. Kill and loot an Amarrian npc convoy. Drink the wine and pop the slaver hounds. 4. Go to Amarr and start typing in local. Tell them their God is dead and the slaves are coming for them soon. 5. Kill a pirate (the capsuleer kind). Preferably an Amarrian one. 6. Take part in an event. I have been in this game for 5 years and this is still very much on my to do list. 7. Make it a point to see 0.0 space. You don't need to pander to the alliances, just go to a pirate region like Curse (Angels), Venal (Guristas), Fountain (Serpentis) or Stain (Sansha's Nation). 8. Kill an officer spawn. I've never seen one myself. 9. Watch a Gallente Holoreel (OK, this one is not possible yet but damn) 10. Have fun.
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omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.23 09:58:00 -
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Here's my top ten list,mkay? 
1 - make allies & enemies 2 - control market 3 - control masses 4 - destroy allies that try to betray me 5 - destroy BoB 6 - destroy Goons 7 - destroy everyone else who doesn't share my vision 8 - Conquer and capture every system 9 - Rule 'em all 10- Have Fun doing all of above
all's well that end's well  ____________________________ You may not share my intellect, which might explain your disrespect, for all I say ;p _________________ |
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