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Uilliam Nebel
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:41:00 -
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*An entry posted the personal add section of GALnet.*
First off, this add is not for me, it is for my astounding friend, Grak Yarn of the Vherokior tribe.
Here is a picture from his fitness modeling days: Grak Yarn
That was taken right after he had won an unprecedented fifth National Sit-Up Champion title. He has also earned his MD and PHD in the fields of the Science of Pharmacology and Shaman Philosophy, and is now pursuing a second PHD in Matari Cultural studies and political history. It is also rumored that he has cured small children of blindness though this has not been confirmed.
As a pod pilot, his earning potential over the course of a marriage is very high. (Which means great assets to set your sights on for you gold diggers out there.) And his singing voice is second to none. He also likes all that sunrise on the beach, and deep exchange of feelings stuff most woman seem to be into.
However he works too much for his own good and could use the company of a equally amazing woman to look after him. So I encourage you, give Grak Yarn a try, he is a special kind of guy.
*PS, He also is really into being slapped about, and likes his woman rough, mean, and perhaps even violently alcoholic and dominating. So to get on his good side when you meet him feel free to give him a good punch in the stomach. Don't worry, he can take it, look at the abs on him.
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." - Confucius, Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC.) |
Wren Alterana
The Baros Syndicate
Kissaki Republic
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:50:00 -
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the fact that your amarr means this is probably a trap to catch minmatar to use as slaves
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Uilliam Nebel
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:56:00 -
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Yes, after my stick, string, and box idea failed I came up with this brilliant masterwork of a diabolical plan. *Rolls eyes.*
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." - Confucius, Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC.) |
Vreena
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:58:00 -
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Dear God, Uilliam, what were you thinking?
I came on here to post seriously and I find this? I'll have trouble keeping a straight face now.
And I think the only trick here is being played upon poor Grak, though it's not as if he doesn't deserve it.
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Grak Yarn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 00:58:00 -
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-Logs in, stares at the camera making strangled noises, and finally logs off again.-
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Karanth
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.23 01:32:00 -
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VERY impressive, to say the least. I wonder, though, how is he in the asteroid belts? If you can't keep up with me, I'm not interested.
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Bad Harlequin
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.05.23 02:51:00 -
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Oh dear.
:: LINKED IMAGE LOADING ::
Oh dear.
I think i'll have to buy the lad a shot of something strong. And speaking of which, will whomever is feeding Captain Nebel his unending supply of boosters slow down a little? Please?
Zleip > very, and this is more or less a post of humor that seriousness =)
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Grak Yarn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 03:15:00 -
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Alright before this spins out of control...
My name is Grak Yarn. yes thats a real photo. No that was not after winning a sit-up championship. It was done just before I finished getting my full body tattoo. My mark has been blanked out by Nebel, dunno why, ask him.
I actually hold doctorates in Theoretical Physics, Xenopsychology, Cluster Relations, am close to finishing a history degree, and plan on getting a hard science degree in spaceship design and engineering after that. All from Republic universities.
I've never cured any children of blindness, just hunger. I can cook. I've held a job as a waiter, a cook, a busboy, and a mechanic before I became a pod pilot.
I certainly DO NOT like being hit by big women. Or alcoholic women. Please dont punch me.
Thankyou for your time.
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Vreena
Yurai-Tenshin Zaibatsu
Celestial Imperative
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Posted - 2008.05.23 03:41:00 -
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Edited by: Vreena on 23/05/2008 03:41:46
 Originally by: Grak Yarn
Alright before this spins out of control....
Too late.
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My mark has been blanked out by Nebel, dunno why, ask him.
Well Uilliam?
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I certainly DO NOT like being hit by big women.
Just by small women.
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Please dont punch me.
Whippings, spankings and the like are alright by Grak though ladies.
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Thankyou for your time.
No, no. Thank YOU. The GalNet needed something to make everyone laugh. 
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Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.05.23 04:27:00 -
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Edited by: Jonny Damordred on 23/05/2008 04:27:27
Originally by: Uilliam Nebel
*PS, He also is really into being slapped about, and likes his woman rough, mean, and perhaps even violently alcoholic and dominating. So to get on his good side when you meet him feel free to give him a good punch in the stomach. Don't worry, he can take it, look at the abs on him.
Well, I actually know of a single woman that would make a great fit for him: Sakura Nihil.
Go get'er Tiger!
Cheers,
Jonny D.
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Karanth
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.23 09:49:00 -
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But, what about the mining? It sometimes gets lonely out there, so alone...
I mean, uh, yeah. Is the whole "not wanting to be hit" thing negotiable?
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Uilliam Nebel
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.05.23 11:05:00 -
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Edited by: Uilliam Nebel on 23/05/2008 11:06:00
Originally by: Karanth
But, what about the mining? It sometimes gets lonely out there, so alone...
Can he mine? Can a slaver hound run down a M... Bad anaology for this case.
Can Grak Yarn mine is a trick question, because asteroids know whom he is and ship the ore too him and save themselves the trouble.
Why Grak Yarn once mined trit out of a gas cloud he is so good.
Others use mining lasers, Grak Yarn stares.
Originally by: Karanth
I mean, uh, yeah. Is the whole "not wanting to be hit" thing negotiable?
Well, looking at you Karanth, you weigh like what 90 lbs? So in your case I'm sure he will.
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." - Confucius, Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC.) |
Karanth
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.23 11:13:00 -
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Just 90lbs? That's an insult, I'll say. Simple capsuleer portraits don't show height very well.
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Kohiko Sun
Re-Awakened Technologies Inc
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.05.23 11:38:00 -
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Whoa!
This is where I found my sig. |
Theus Behnira
Gradient
Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.05.23 11:55:00 -
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I'm actually surprised no-one has commented on this already, but...
Mr. Yarn. Prior to modelling for the above picture, exactly what quantity of radioactive waste did you ingest to make your flesh so green?
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Seetesh
Pixels Docks
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Posted - 2008.05.23 12:35:00 -
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Rofl - well done good add i hope he finds love soon, mind you stay away from the gold diggers.
p.s. post made my day 
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Redbad
TSL Wolfpack
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Posted - 2008.05.23 13:32:00 -
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At least its better than:
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Man with false upper teeth is looking for a woman with false lower teeth to eat some salty peanuts together.
RB
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Karanth
Eve's Brothers of Destiny
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.23 13:48:00 -
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Originally by: Redbad
At least its better than:
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Man with false upper teeth is looking for a woman with false lower teeth to eat some salty peanuts together.
RB
You remind me of a fellow I knew once, went by the name of Breadbeard. He has his facial hair genetically modified to resemble bread. It was, sadly, the most normal thing I saw that year. Blue Pill is a hell of a drug...
Anyway, I think the last time I saw him, he was planning on becoming a pirate.
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.05.23 14:07:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny Damordred
Edited by: Jonny Damordred on 23/05/2008 04:27:27
Originally by: Uilliam Nebel
*PS, He also is really into being slapped about, and likes his woman rough, mean, and perhaps even violently alcoholic and dominating. So to get on his good side when you meet him feel free to give him a good punch in the stomach. Don't worry, he can take it, look at the abs on him.
Well, I actually know of a single woman that would make a great fit for him: Sakura Nihil.
Go get'er Tiger!
Cheers,
Jonny D.
Not my type, is all I'll say.
Goal Line Blitz, an American Football MMO |
Grak Yarn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:07:00 -
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Originally by: Theus Behnira
I'm actually surprised no-one has commented on this already, but...
Mr. Yarn. Prior to modelling for the above picture, exactly what quantity of radioactive waste did you ingest to make your flesh so green?
Actually, I believe that was just the lighting for the picture and an artistic point for the photographer.
My skins sortof a tanned light brown, just to clarify. Im not sure what the technical term for it would be...
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:30:00 -
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Cute. Drop by the Skyhook sometime for a drink.
PRETA is now recruiting. |
Uilliam Nebel
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.05.23 16:30:00 -
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Olive toned.
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." - Confucius, Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC.) |
Grak Yarn
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:22:00 -
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Olive tone! Thats it. Thankyou again Nebel.
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Arlbrull
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Posted - 2008.05.23 17:23:00 -
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Mister Yarn is a very nice man and he is very smart, and also even though I slept with his ex he doesn't hate me so he is a forgiving sort. He is also very good at selling things because I bought something from him and have never been able to find a use for it.
Good luck to you mister Yarn, I hope you find someone good for you.
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto.
Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.23 23:27:00 -
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Originally by: Myrhial Arkenath
Cute. Drop by the Skyhook sometime for a drink.
If he starts hanging out at the Skyhook, I might be tempted out of retreat.
And since when did Sakura become single?
Personal Library |
Jonny Damordred
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.05.24 01:36:00 -
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Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
And since when did Sakura become single?
A long time ago, thank the gods.
Cheers,
Jonny D.
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CEO and Professor of Gunboat Diplomacy |
Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.05.24 03:42:00 -
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Originally by: Jonny Damordred
Originally by: Mebrithiel Ju'wien
And since when did Sakura become single?
A long time ago, thank the gods.
Seconded. I'll never make that mistake again.
Goal Line Blitz, an American Football MMO |
Remus Navillum
LEGION OF DEATHADDERS
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Posted - 2008.05.24 07:19:00 -
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...I want abs like those. 
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Rawr Cristina
Naqam
Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.05.25 03:19:00 -
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Can he handle a Sansha? |
Uilliam Nebel
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.05.25 04:32:00 -
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I am now officially jealous of you Grak.
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"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do." - Confucius, Chinese philosopher & reformer (551 BC - 479 BC.) |
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