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Andre II
Space Morons Something Posing As Meat
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Posted - 2012.03.07 15:35:00 -
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So I used the console commands to marry Irileth
I haven't bought a house yet so I move in with her.
Next time I'm at Dragonsreach I figure "hey, free bed" and start looking
I find one I can sleep in and do so
Wake up
Have Lover's Comfort
look over
see Balgruuf sleeping there..
hears "You have done Whiterun a great service."...
I don't feel comfortable... and quite frankly i think I was raped. |

Karl Planck
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Posted - 2012.03.07 15:38:00 -
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i lol'd If you don't like it, you should go and ride your Emo high-horse all the way back to WoW.
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Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2012.03.07 17:01:00 -
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See kids this is what magic does to your body!
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Palovana
Inner Fire Inc.
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Posted - 2012.03.07 18:59:00 -
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But you didn't find an arrow in your knee? Please support: export of settings in editable format
Your stuff goes here. |

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2012.03.07 20:14:00 -
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I liked the dead body turning up at the wedding bug. |

Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.07 20:39:00 -
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I've got a SS that I'll post later where it looks like they simply threw Kodlack on top of the funeral pyre. His feet and head were wedged between the logs and he's in the most painful looking back stretch I have ever seen. |

Valei Khurelem
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Posted - 2012.03.07 20:59:00 -
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The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D
"don't get us wrong, we don't want to screw new players, on the contrary. The core problem here is that tech 1 frigates and cruisers should be appealing enough to be viable platforms in both PvE and PvP." -á - CCP Ytterbium |

Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.07 23:19:00 -
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Here we go:
It's bad that they toss him up there.
And then the smith shamelessly goes back to work afterwards. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor Federal Consensus Outreach
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Posted - 2012.03.08 09:33:00 -
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You want the best bug I ever had in Skyrim?
As you probably all know, when a dragon gets to about 33% health, it automatically lands. This is because of the monumental number of bugs that occur if the dragon dies in the air and has to crash-land. It's pretty hard to do at low level, but if you DPS a dragon quick enough, it will crash-land. This happened not once, not twice, but three times in Solitude, at which point the dragons invariably embedded their skeletal corpse about halfway into the main road, at which point the physics engine broke and the corpses began twitching and flailing like an epileptic spider at a Skrillex concert
The townsfolk would gather around these spasmodic ex-dragons for a while, watching them flipping the **** out like they'd snorted tainted ******* at a goddamn 70s discoth+¿que. They'd gawk for a while, then go back to their business, dutifully ignoring the rapidly accumulating pile of spastic dragon ribcage as if it were a loud and irritating beggar. Even the spiced wine saleswoman didn't seem to really give a damn when the violently whirling wings of a slain dragon dashed her produce far and wide across the market square
There must be something in the water. Andreus Anthony LeHane Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor
Animated Corporate Logos |

Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2012.03.08 11:05:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D
cliffracers.
just.... cliffracers. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

Banechild
The New Knighthood
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Posted - 2012.03.08 17:33:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:Valei Khurelem wrote:The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D cliffracers. just.... cliffracers.
I made my self an enormous (as in city sized) fireball just for frying them ... |

Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2012.03.09 02:41:00 -
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Banechild wrote:Grimpak wrote:Valei Khurelem wrote:The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D cliffracers. just.... cliffracers. I made my self an enormous (as in city sized) fireball just for frying them ... even then I don't know if that's enough to get rid of the scourge that is this damned winged plague. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

Parthonax
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Posted - 2012.03.09 13:03:00 -
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Valei Khurelem wrote:The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D they already fixed that bug a while ago to the op lol true bethesda bugs and glitches are epic so this is permanence |

Parthonax
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Posted - 2012.03.09 13:11:00 -
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Parthonax wrote:[quote=Valei Khurelem]The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D they already fixed that bug a while ago to the op lol true bethesda bugs and glitches are epic as are the mods so this is permanence |

Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.03.10 19:23:00 -
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Liked the Fallout series, gave Skyrim a shot.
Worst marriage related bug is that there is no gender check on the 'Amulet of Mara'.
If people want to marry Redguards, Orcs or ******* lizards, whatever, I don't care.
But the same-sex thing has got to go. Nothing is more annoying than a burly blacksmith propositioning you EVERY time you want to sell loot.
Or they might as well go all the way, and let people marry the horses, dogs and chickens as well. I mean, why not? At least it would be funny. |

baltec1
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Posted - 2012.03.10 20:47:00 -
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The mods are indeed epic. |

Khellendrose
Eastmarch Enterprise's
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Posted - 2012.03.14 11:27:00 -
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One time I was in Whiterun and decided to shoot a wedge of cheese off of a table. Away with the cheese for no reason. I went ahead and did it. 15 seconds later every guard in the city and Balgruf were attacking me like I murdered a child. |

Grimpak
Midnight Elites Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2012.03.14 14:45:00 -
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Khellendrose wrote:One time I was in Whiterun and decided to shoot a wedge of cheese off of a table. Away with the cheese for no reason. I went ahead and did it. 15 seconds later every guard in the city and Balgruf were attacking me like I murdered a child.
YOU CHEESE MURDERERERER. [img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right |

baltec1
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:25:00 -
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You did what with bree??!?! |

Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.03.14 15:52:00 -
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I had the most horrific atrocity happen to me about a week ago. I was finishing up the Stormcloak storyline and was leading the assault on the final stronghold before you attack Solitude. I was my usual bad ass self, breaking the barricade quickly and storming the walls. I subdued the rear guards quickly and was running for the archers on the top wall when I....I.....took an arrow to the knee. Once the battle was over I retreated back to my hovel in Whiterun, donned a suit of imperial armor, and cried in the corner for an hour. |

Jhagiti Tyran
Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2012.03.14 16:30:00 -
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Shepard had a wtf moment in ME3, if you get plastered at the bar he wakes up on the sofa next to Aria, Aria had a very *smug* face thing going on. |

Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.15 17:30:00 -
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RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY |

Azelor Delaria
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.03.15 17:36:00 -
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RAINBOW DASH IS STILL BEST PONY |

Atomik Harmonik
Working Girls
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:31:00 -
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Rainbow Dash WAS the best pony...then he took an arrow to the knee. |

Alain Kinsella
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Posted - 2012.03.22 08:13:00 -
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Grimpak wrote:Banechild wrote:Grimpak wrote:Valei Khurelem wrote:The one thing that's fun about Bethesda's bugs and glitches is how epic they are... Like the backward flying dragons :D cliffracers. just.... cliffracers. I made my self an enormous (as in city sized) fireball just for frying them ... even then I don't know if that's enough to get rid of the scourge that is this damned winged plague.
There was a mod around someplace that removed all of them.
Personally I gave up and had a decent blade handy (probably Crysamere), plus had fun outrunning them. The stuffed one in the Nord meadhouse (Bloodmoon) was very fitting after all that.
No personal comments regarding Skyrim yet. My roommate has it though, and he's getting tired of the constant updates by Steam (as they tend to break a bunch of mods and config tweaks each time). I suggested he make a copy in the Steam dir where people place TCs and other experiments (like the mashup of HL2 and Portal 1).
I may have come here from Myst Online, but that does not make me any less bloodthirsty than the average Eve player.
Just more subtle.
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Andre II
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.03.22 12:53:00 -
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Actually you wanna know the worst bug that ever happened to me? I was in Blackreach and Idk how but one of the floor tiles was missing.. I thought it was just a glitch and thought maybe it was invisible until i fell through it. I was under the map, it was pretty cool. I could walk through the walls and stuff, but eventually I feel through the floor again until i was on.. a plot of land about 1000 ft beneath the map, it was sitting by itself in an ocean of blue.
under blackreach
i can move through walls
the land by itself in an ocean of blue. |
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