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Riho
Mercenary Forces
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.05.30 07:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Eventy One
4. Grief (sorry privateers!)
fail to know anything about privateers... CHECK
Originally by: Eventy One
3. Take +4 or +5 implants out of empire
unless you are stupid... i have had this set of +4s and expencive hardwires for over a year. i lived in 0.0 for a year and lost 1 set because i was stupid.
ok.. my list
1. start using forums more than once a week. it will make u want to quit :P
2. smack ppl while sitting in a station how you are owning them when you have 10x the numbers in local than the enemy.
3. BOB and anti bob discussion... big do not
4. fly anything you cant afford to lose
5. Run missions only for pimping your CNR... you will miss 90% of eve
6. get scammed... not hard to detect those if you have some brainpower
7. Post on CAOD
8. smack because u lost a ship.. its your own fault
9. quad tank ur ship...(shield armor hull and honor)
10. CTRL + Q
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Extreme Troll Slayer...
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Ral Ulgur
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.05.30 08:29:00 -
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Originally by: Zaqar
- Trash shuttle containing gisti mwd
- Forget to turn on tank
- play with very expensive ship on very poor computer
- arrive at destination sans cargo
- Forget to set contract as private
- invest in mech. eng. datacores just before the price plummets
Not that I would do any of these things.... cough
THIS! *Cough*...
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Shadowsword
COLSUP
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:01:00 -
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Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn
Originally by: Shadowsword
Things NOT to do in Eve.
1. Firing at a station to test a weapon.
2. Shield tanking and armor tanking a ship at the same time.
3. Engaging a mothership with a revelation full of cargo expanders.
4. afk traveling with bilions in cargo while browsing on the web.
5. Tel Evil Thug he's a n00b.
6. Inviting random guys in gangs.
7. Smacking or firing on a Dev (Yulai incident)
8. Put bilions worth of modules on your mission-running ship.
9. ****ing off russians in general, and Nync espescially.
10. Staying within dock range of a station with a mothership.
Ca sent le vTcu ^^
Well, I did 1. in my early days, and 4. not so long ago, but for 4 it was "only" a few hundred millions, not billions.
I also ridiculed myself pretty well the first time I went in caldari space, yelling at the "guristas arrogator" player to stop targeting me or I'd fire back.
And I did see enough convos with Evil thug to know the man has a temper.
Not guilty on the rest, however. :p
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omglollolol
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Posted - 2008.05.30 10:35:00 -
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What a thread.. but I won't troll, I'll just say 'bob sux' and Thug whoever that noob is sux too. 
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Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
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Posted - 2008.05.30 11:22:00 -
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10. Start a 1-man thread on the forums using your own alts.
9. Invest heavily in ventures that turn out to be scams.
8. Play the 0.01 isk game.
7. Play the 0.0001 isk game.
6. Buy a freighter with all your isk and then ask people how to make money with it.
5. Complain about invention after a streak of failures.
4. Complain about people who think that minerals they mine themselves are free.
3. Try to start an IPO and insult everyone who asks pertinent questions about it.
2. Build a bestower out of a reprocessed officer smartbomb.
1. Fit a Raven like this one.
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Ashaz
Mindstar Technology
The Kano Organisation
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Posted - 2008.05.30 11:45:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Faife
9 - do rainbow damage
aaw man.:(
Wy not? The abaddon looks so damn sexy when shooting a rainbow! Who cares about dps? it's got style!
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Black Abishai
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:21:00 -
[37]
Don't post in CAOD
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Oakrayven
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.05.30 15:50:00 -
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Edited by: Oakrayven on 30/05/2008 15:52:21
01)Pod Chribba
02)Sell for a profit on SiSi
03)Sell items you manufacture for a loss
04)complain about others selling Item X for less than mineral costs, just buy them out and reprocess for minerals
05)Be in weapon range of Ginger and say DUAL ME FOO! in local
06)post about how Minerals are free so you should be able to produce for a loss every time.
07)Go shoping in EVE while drunk or otherwise impared
08)Try to start a conversation in local about how the WWII leader of Germany was just missunderstood and had the best intrests of the rest of europe in mind
09)During European prime time
10)in the same system as gangs whos names are French, Russian, or Polish
11)Tell a GM to shut the hell up.
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Trust Aura. Aura is Your Friend.
If your too paranoid to play EVE. . .
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Samira Melina
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Posted - 2008.06.02 00:47:00 -
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Edited by: Samira Melina on 02/06/2008 00:47:35
14. Honor tank fit a Dread with cargo expanders and attack a mothership
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Stuart Price
Black Water.
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Posted - 2008.06.02 01:56:00 -
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Don't fly a CNR on a month old character in lowsec. Particularly when a mental Drake pilot and his AF buddy are more than willing to take you on under sentries.
Although if you absolutely must do this, please for the love of god fit stuff worth having instead of a bunch of t1 crap. Thanks.
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Guns nButter
The Nietzian Way
Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.02 05:06:00 -
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Edited by: Guns nButter on 02/06/2008 05:09:11
Edited by: Guns nButter on 02/06/2008 05:06:41
Originally by: Havok Dryke
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im sorry but that was far too funny XD
edit: oops. didn't realize that wouldn't loop
ot: be neutral, and say to a gatecamp in 0.0: "my main is Guns nButter, let me through plz"
...mind you, i was sitting there in local when the guy said that... we made him eat his shorts ^_^
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Bad Harlequin
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.06.02 05:18:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Faife
15 - jumpclone into the station you're in
snarf, i have pepsi up my nose now, thanks
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Joe Starbreaker
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Posted - 2008.06.02 05:20:00 -
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Don't...
1. mine for ISK. Mine to build stuff, or to fuel your POS, or something, but not as if it was a career in itself!
2. ignore your support skills.
3. play "politics" with teenagers.
4. pay attention to EVE politics, at all. (BOB who?)
5. get so attached to a fighting ship that you fear to take it into a fight.
6. fly a ship that can field 5 drones without training Drones V.
7. go to Jita on Sunday.
8. talk smack.
There's eight.
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F'nog
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Valainaloce
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Posted - 2008.06.02 06:31:00 -
[44]
Originally by: Shadowsword
3. Engaging a mothership with a revelation full of cargo expanders.
I see what you did there.
Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
F'nog for Amarr Emperor. Nuff said
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Terena Darkeen
SECTION-X
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Posted - 2008.06.02 07:20:00 -
[45]
Edited by: Terena Darkeen on 02/06/2008 07:24:15
1) Fly haulers in wars
2) Listen Fleet commanders
3) Underestimate a frig
4) Trust drones
5) Show Mercy
6) Pod others if you care about sec status
7) Fly a BS before 5M Sp
8) Use FoF missiles
9) Trust a NOTR FC
10) Trust a minmatar !
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Niccolado Starwalker
Shadow Templars
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Posted - 2008.06.02 09:03:00 -
[46]
Theres only ONE BAD THING to do in EVE and that is
1. Crashing a beutiful Nyx Mothership into a spacestation! As seen in Teaser 1.
Originally by: Dianabolic
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