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Amastat
Omegatech
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:40:00 -
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Attention citizens of the Minmatar Republic.
Take a bath!
That is all  ____________________
"All warfare is based on deception... we must seem unable...seem inactive...and crush him " - Sun Tzu |

Stitcher
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 09:45:00 -
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Don't you know that showers are more hygienic? -
Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |

Stekanis Darkstar
SMCD
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Posted - 2008.05.30 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat Edited by: Amastat on 30/05/2008 09:47:39
Attention citizens of the Minmatar Republic.
Take a bath!
That is all 
How, exactly, do you represent the State. Or are you merely trying to claim official capacity through stupidity?
You insulted me, I insulted you. We're even now, in an eye for an eye sort of way. Though you've managed to prove that stupidity still exists in every one of the Empires...
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Redbad
TSL Wolfpack
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Posted - 2008.05.30 12:11:00 -
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Edited by: Redbad on 30/05/2008 12:11:45
Awesome, thanks! Didn't know you gave them away!
Do I leave the trunck of my shuttle open so you can put it in or do I have to pick it up in one of your hangars?
RB
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Shintoko Akahoshi
Omerta Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher Don't you know that showers are more hygienic?
But baths are more sociable
Shin's writings
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Mebrithiel Ju'wien
Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:36:00 -
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Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
Originally by: Stitcher Don't you know that showers are more hygienic?
But baths are more sociable
They're also more Gallente and decadent. It's why I love mine...
with a touch of sacrifice...
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.05.30 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Amastat Edited by: Amastat on 30/05/2008 09:47:39
Attention citizens of the Minmatar Republic.
Take a bath!
That is all 
You do know that Minmatar value efficiency and conservation of resources above all else in their ships, don't you? I'd like to point out that a bathtub, when compared to a shower, is a pointless waste of space and an inefficient use of water. You should see the inside of a Typhoon or a Maelstrom - no wasted space, no wasted water. Even in my personal quarters on my Maelstrom flagship, the Murdercycle, which are bigger by an order of magnitude than any other cabin on the ship, doesn't have a bathtub - only a shower. And I'm perfectly fine with that - as is my crew.
Now you'll see on some Gallente ships their captains and senior officers live in opulent luxury - take the Hyperion for example. The senior quarters have a SWIMMING POOL! An utterly abhorent waste of resources, I tell you. Amarr ships - a gigantic cathedral, right in the middle of the damn ship! They could have used that space for an extra power core, or maybe a few hundred extra cubic metres of cargo space!
But Minmatar ships - no wasted space. If it ain't needed on the ship, it ain't put there, simple as that. So no, Minmatar never take baths. They take showers, which is a far more efficient way of maintaining personal hygeine in every respect - and I am glad to join them. -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |

Stitcher
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
Originally by: Stitcher Don't you know that showers are more hygienic?
But baths are more sociable
Hmmm... I see your point. -
Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |

Dionisius
The Circle STYX.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Amastat Edited by: Amastat on 30/05/2008 09:47:39
Attention citizens of the Minmatar Republic.
Take a bath!
That is all 
You do know that Minmatar value efficiency and conservation of resources above all else in their ships, don't you? I'd like to point out that a bathtub, when compared to a shower, is a pointless waste of space and an inefficient use of water. You should see the inside of a Typhoon or a Maelstrom - no wasted space, no wasted water. Even in my personal quarters on my Maelstrom flagship, the Murdercycle, which are bigger by an order of magnitude than any other cabin on the ship, doesn't have a bathtub - only a shower. And I'm perfectly fine with that - as is my crew.
Now you'll see on some Gallente ships their captains and senior officers live in opulent luxury - take the Hyperion for example. The senior quarters have a SWIMMING POOL! An utterly abhorent waste of resources, I tell you. Amarr ships - a gigantic cathedral, right in the middle of the damn ship! They could have used that space for an extra power core, or maybe a few hundred extra cubic metres of cargo space!
But Minmatar ships - no wasted space. If it ain't needed on the ship, it ain't put there, simple as that. So no, Minmatar never take baths. They take showers, which is a far more efficient way of maintaining personal hygeine in every respect - and I am glad to join them.
Actually Mr.Andreus i have ordered to refit my ships in similar way to yours.
The crew has, showers and all rooms and divisions are fitted for maximum efficiency.
Btw i expect you are recovered from your previous ordeal? Your CEO seemed highly worried about your state. _____________________________________ I am the destroyer of worlds and the also the cokie thief. |

Nachshon
Gradient Electus Matari
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:33:00 -
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*takes bathtub*
*sells at local hangar sale*
*takes a shower* ____________________________________ Caldari by birth, Minmatar by citizenship.
The True Meaning of Freedom
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Gorion Wassenar
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.05.30 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
But baths are more sociable
I approve this message. ----- *results may vary*
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Kyoko Sakoda
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.05.30 19:45:00 -
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Originally by: Gorion Wassenar
Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
But baths are more sociable
I approve this message.
As do I.
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Julianus Soter
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
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Posted - 2008.05.30 20:12:00 -
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Water? So.... unsanitary. Sonics are much more efficient, and quicker to boot. --- This post is not the official statement of my alliance or corporation.
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Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2008.05.30 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: Dionisius Btw i expect you are recovered from your previous ordeal? Your CEO seemed highly worried about your state.
I AM my CEO. -----
CEO, Mixed Metaphor Dance Commander
Asuka Smith > not even goons can make 30m ISK this interesting. |

Stitcher
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 00:08:00 -
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Originally by: Julianus Soter Water? So.... unsanitary. Sonics are much more efficient, and quicker to boot.
Those things give me a headache. -
Verin "Stitcher" Tarn-Hakatain. |

Rawr Cristina
Naqam Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 00:41:00 -
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I prefer the 2 in 1 solution ...
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Dionisius
The Circle STYX.
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Posted - 2008.05.31 03:02:00 -
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Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Originally by: Dionisius Btw i expect you are recovered from your previous ordeal? Your CEO seemed highly worried about your state.
I AM my CEO.
My apologies, i would think that Mr.Orun Erajen was CEO.
_____________________________________ I am the destroyer of worlds and the also the cokie thief. |

Karanth
Eve's Brothers of Destiny FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.05.31 08:28:00 -
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Originally by: Gorion Wassenar
Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
But baths are more sociable
I approve this message.
What else can be said?
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Melichor Duraldi
Fourth Circle Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2008.05.31 15:00:00 -
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Originally by: Shintoko Akahoshi
Originally by: Stitcher Don't you know that showers are more hygienic?
But baths are more sociable
Epic
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