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Bladen Kerst
NAUCOM
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Posted - 2008.06.04 14:49:00 -
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Edited by: Bladen Kerst on 04/06/2008 14:51:52
Since CAOD lacks battlereports I decided to show some initiative and translate one from eve-ru.com Sorry if translation quality is lacking, I am not doing it for life. Also I took some liberties when doing it because you can't just translate certain parts. Spel Pwns gets credit for original battlereport.
One more casual day in BLYA corp. (note - Legion of xXDeathXx)
Everything began when me and Dark were sitting in the same channel, while spiteful inters - h04x and Tihij Don - instead of transiting ships from pos to 1a8, went to carebear to roadkill station. Both were aggravated because of something for awhile, but finally managed to come up with something noteworthy -catched a dominix 3 jumps away from mj-.
BLYA corp channel was immediately alerted and was raised an issue of - "f***ing carebears, fly here and help".
Why, me - carebear? I am sitting at the station in 1a8 naked, curse was yesterday destroyed by Jason (has no idea how to call off drones, sucker), falcon was personally by me redislocated to somewhere in gallente federation, while being drunk of course, and well, situation is kinda a stalemate... Meanwhile Tihij Don is busted by drones (inters had to periodically tackle "domik" - action was taking place at the gate) and they pick him apart. Universal lol, the call for help is arlready being sent to allychat, Nick Grimer on taranis is heading that way, DarkWarior puts his fat carebear frame into rapier (where the hell did he get rapier from? sneaky f**kin' russian (c)) and is heading in the same direction.
Terrified and in tears I am buying manticore on a station and put 3 launchers, overs, dampers, well.. fitted it with t1 refuse, didn't even had a cloak. Deploying, as well.
h04x: "Tihij, he just doesn't give a ****, he is crawling to your wreck" Tihiy Don: "1!!!! <censored> h04x: "F***ing carebears, вротмненоги, come faster I am running low on cap!"
Well, we are already on our way, so...
Now this time h04x is busted by drones as well. h04x: "111!!!!!!!11!!!!<censored>, I am wasted <censored>!!!11" Тihij Don: "<censored>??7<censored>,<censored>!!!!!!" Everyone else: "Mwhahahahahahaha"
Meanwhile NickGrimer on his menacing taranis was already jumping into the same system, where have bravely fallen two of his predecessors.
Greed - is the root of all that is evil. Greed and the desire to borrow some time in order to loot the second wreck sealed the fate of the domik - NickGrimer tighly grabs him by his tenderloin.
Dark comes along on rapier and they both start to saw domik, tackled 40 km away from the gate, tank doesn't break. Meanwhile domik is giving its best impression of carrier and starts to spit out drones in unreal quantities. NickGrimer is holding fatman, while Dark starts to work on drones, cursing in the process. Drones keep coming and coming.
The 20th minute of battle was passing by... Tihij Don and h04x are flying back on second pair of inters, all the way pleading not to kill him until their return, motivating it with blood feud and grudge for his sins. Naive ones... malediction, caracal, vexor and my manticore join the fray.
The 30th minute of battle was passing by (not a joke, seriously)... Allychat is weeping. Domik is still spitting out drones, Dark on rapier almost runs out of ammo and starts to fend off enemy drones with his own. It seems the drones are finally done, everyone pleased start to saw domik, h04x and Tihij Don are dropping the saliva on domik without being too shy, at point blank range. Suddenly domik deploys another 5 drones or so - you should have seen the reaction of h04x and Tihij.
TihijDon: "Еманарот, drones again, get rid of them <вырезано>!!1111!" h04x: "<censored11!!!!!!" Dark: "F***ing hell, is he manufacturing them inside or what???777"
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Bladen Kerst
NAUCOM
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Posted - 2008.06.04 14:50:00 -
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Edited by: Bladen Kerst on 04/06/2008 14:50:06 Inters as a flock of scared birds took off to the sides. Dark loaded the last ammo into drones, who start appearing out of domik as bees out of hive.
The 40th minute of battle was passing by, 3rd wave of the drones was fended off, only to be followed by 4th. Domik was stubbornly tanking the damage of 8 people, standing on spot and it didn't seem that he even gave a damn about our efforts. jaguar comes along, we all keep on sawing... Allychat isn't weeping anymore, but flies to help, since domik keeps on tanking and tanking non stop. The proposal to to cyno in valcher on carrier, who is demanding blood in allychat, is being considered (and what are we were supposed to do? By that time domik was tanking the damage of 9 ppl!), but it appeared that after fat carebear frame of Dark there was no place left for cyno on rapier
tempest comes along and thanks to its and vaga's efforts after 52 minutes since the beginning of affair we kill domik. \o kill: http://blyacorp.org.ua/kb/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=814
During 52 minutes domik-hunter tanked 189 THOUSANDS of damage!
Happens xD Was a lot fun, now I do have what to tell to grandchildren
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XFranc
Traders and Industrial Miners of Eve
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:13:00 -
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Not to critise your translation, but I think all Battlereports should be written like this - I particularly enjoyed :
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NickGrimer tighly grabs him by his tenderloin.
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Prontifex
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:17:00 -
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The terrible translation and nature of this post made me very ciroise |
RemusVI
Legion Federation Black Star Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:22:00 -
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hehe well any kinda of battel reports is fun to read LEGION FEDERATION "We beleive in Vigilence ,Federalism and Freedom" President Of The Council and Fleet Admiral: Admiral RemusVI |
Sacul
Wreckless Abandon Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:24:00 -
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"fat carebear frame" bahahah Brilliant!!! Awesome read
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rValdez5987
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:32:00 -
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52 minutes to kill a domi.
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Barbaro55a
Hangover Heros.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 15:55:00 -
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best thread today.
nice read, ty.
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Eric Nolani
Black Sea Industries Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.06.04 16:07:00 -
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Quote: Dark: "F***ing hell, is he manufacturing them inside or what???777"
Haha! Thats pretty funny.
------------------------------------------- ôDoesnÆt it **** you off to be beat at your own game!ö û MUDVAYNE æSilencedÆ
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Bapp
REUNI0N Red Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 16:33:00 -
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OMG =))))))))
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Strategos
Genco Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.06.04 17:18:00 -
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lulz ---Sig--- Sig removed, not appropriate for the forum. Please contact [email protected] for more info (including a copy of your picture!) -Pirlouit
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Omeega
UA Industry Red Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 17:30:00 -
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Quality russian post, paging Corak/WRWR to this thread!
Don't speak english. F1,f2,f3...
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Kushion
Anti Sweden Defense Force Virtue of Selfishness
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Posted - 2008.06.04 18:21:00 -
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Quote: but it appeared that after fat carebear frame of Dark there was no place left for cyno on rapier
. I giggled. --
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Shintai
Balad Naran Orbital Shipyards
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Posted - 2008.06.04 18:34:00 -
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I laughed. Best thing I read for quite awhile! Abstraction and Transcendence: Nature, Shintai, and Geometry |
Arwaan
Serenity Syndicate Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 18:50:00 -
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Edited by: Arwaan on 04/06/2008 18:51:13 Good one mate! Keep 'em comming! Nice writeup!
___________________________________________ h04x: "111!!!!!!!11!!!!<censored>, I am wasted <censored>!!!11" Тihij Don: "<censored>??7<censored>,<censored>!!!!!!" Everyone else: "Mwhahahahahahaha" ____________________________________________
was good!
Edit: fat fingers "Aut viam inveniam aut faciam." I'll find a way or make one. |
ceyriot
Induseng Enterprises R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.04 23:54:00 -
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I loled...best thing that can be said about a report. Good job!
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PsychoBones
Sons of Plunder.
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Posted - 2008.06.05 02:06:00 -
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LMAO...epic!!!
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SpeL Pwns
Very Industrial Corp. Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.06.07 14:04:00 -
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never thought i would get to caod in such a fun way lol
If you want, i can make my next reports in english too, thats not hard - i know ebgkish pretty good but my new keybroad(om my workplace in my office) sux - just getting used to it.
I know some word combinations are difficult to translate, but i'll try to do my best next time xD
thx btw, nice to hear all this ^^ gl and have freaking FUN guys ayrr.
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Don J
Doom Guard
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Posted - 2008.06.07 14:26:00 -
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Good stuff. CAOD could stand alot more posts like this
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Yazon EG
Very Industrial Corp. Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.06.07 16:29:00 -
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Btw, I'm not Jason, I'm Yazon
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SpeL Pwns
Very Industrial Corp. Legion of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2008.06.07 23:35:00 -
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yeah and you're the buztard who killed my curse xD
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Helen
coracao ardente Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.07 23:35:00 -
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lolraqe!
am i doing this rite?
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Koronos
Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.08 19:14:00 -
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Edited by: Koronos on 08/06/2008 19:15:43
Originally by: Bladen Kerst & SpeL Pwns <battlereport>
Awesome. Loved it.
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norfolkEG
Guards of Heavens Door Absolute Guardians Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.08 21:39:00 -
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ok, that was funny
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Adamai
Naval Protection Corp Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.06.13 12:09:00 -
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that is some seriously funny ****, best thing ive read for a long time, you corp should make you their media director.
hahah that was some awsome domi.
is their any chance i can get a copy of your chat log to share with corp :)
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.13 12:27:00 -
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Quote:
NickGrimer tighly grabs him by his tenderloin.
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B0rn2KiLL
DEATHFUNK R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.13 17:12:00 -
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Superb mate :} ---
Originally by: Oveur It's important to understand that EVE is a "PvP" focused game
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