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Kyrall
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 17:24:00 -
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I may have spent too much time in OOPE recently, but for some reason this idea just came to me:
If you could kill one celebrity in a gruesome manner, and then eat them in a curry, who would it be and why? - Originally by: Kyrall Pfft antivirus? Real men use a hard drive tank.
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Kyrall
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 17:24:00 -
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I may have spent too much time in OOPE recently, but for some reason this idea just came to me:
If you could kill one celebrity in a gruesome manner, and then eat them in a curry, who would it be and why? - Originally by: Kyrall Pfft antivirus? Real men use a hard drive tank.
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NeoNeTiC
Mortis Angelus The Church.
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Posted - 2008.06.04 19:05:00 -
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I'd chose Julianna Rose Mauriello.
She made an annoying TV show and therefore has to die (people have been killed for less, don't even dare complaining about my reasoning ).
She's young, which surely leads to excellent taste and meat quality. (See my thesis in the human meat thread).
I like curry. Haven't eaten one in ages.
She's cute. I want her inside me.
(In b4 , lolwut and pedobear)
I hope this answers your questions.
Enjoy OOPEing,
NeoNeTiC
[MORTS]-Girleater
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Mtthias Clemi
The Space Bastards
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Posted - 2008.06.04 21:22:00 -
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More celebrecide currycannibalism tbh
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CCP Whisper
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Posted - 2008.06.04 21:29:00 -
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Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Killed by sewing a wad of garish fabric into his throat so he then chokes to death. Why? So the world is spared any further attempts of his to inflict his bizarre standards of style on unsuspecting people who's sole crime was to sign their house up for one of those bloody awful makeover shows.
...actually, now that I think about it the thing to sew into Laurence's throat would be the person who came up with home makeover shows, wrapped in garish fabric. Some preparatory reconstructive surgery on Laurence may be required. But as this will prolong and enhance the agony, why the hell not?
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DubanFP
Four Rings Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.06.04 21:50:00 -
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If this thread doesn't capture the OOtP experience perfectly I don't know what does. _______________
ReiAyanami> We bring you tidings of AARRRRRRRRR |
Micheal Dietrich
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:02:00 -
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We gotta combine one more idea into this thread. You gotta open up paint and capture the essence of everything said in the OP
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Malcanis
R.E.C.O.N. Insurgency
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Posted - 2008.06.04 22:09:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Whisper Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen. Killed by sewing a wad of garish fabric into his throat so he then chokes to death. Why? So the world is spared any further attempts of his to inflict his bizarre standards of style on unsuspecting people who's sole crime was to sign their house up for one of those bloody awful makeover shows.
...actually, now that I think about it the thing to sew into Laurence's throat would be the person who came up with home makeover shows, wrapped in garish fabric. Some preparatory reconstructive surgery on Laurence may be required. But as this will prolong and enhance the agony, why the hell not?
So how would you curry him? I'm thinking a Pashanda would be appropriate.
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