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ShardowRhino
Legion 0f The Damned
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:22:00 -
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So there i was last night thinking, why are there so many emo in eve? Why do they think everything is the end of the world? Why must they be so emotional and feminine and cry and whine about something that isn't out yet? If they were truly as emo as they believe themselves to be, why wont they do what i wish my grass would do and cut itself. At least then there will be a million less threads with the same crap AND they can prove that they bleed black.
Oh yeah your wondering why i think FW is doomed before its released in ..less then a week from now. I know your expecting me to cut and paste the same crap that everyone else has been cut and pasting into their "FW is dead!" threads.
So...FW is doomed to fail. Yeah....because it sounds like it could make this game fun. It makes it sound like i wont have to fly around for hours in lowsec and 0.0 looking for a fight. Its doomed because its going to dumb down pvp because those agents directing me to the hotspots reduces the IQ needed to fly around 1,000 systems aimlessly whining about how lowsec is so damn dead these days.
Fw is doomed because....i can fly out where my agent told me and be in a ship that cost maybe a mil to buy and fit. I might lose that ship and then im going to have to...buy another one. FW is bad because ill only be able to afford about 20bajillion frigates to mindlessly have fun in. If i lose the last one ill have to mine or run L4s for an hour before being able to lose another 20billion frigates. My frigates aren't going to be oversized shuttles anymore and that makes me sad. Lets face it,unless your flying in a ship that costs 200mil and a few years of training, your not really "pvping", your just a noob!
FW is doomed, doooommmeedd I say because I wont have to worry about non corp/alliance players shooting me. We might actually go and meet some of the playerbase we have been forced to not trust,not talk to nor look at without risking being mugged and left for dead behind the M4 station. Why the hell would i want to make new friends working as a large group out to have fun without having to worry about losing 200mil isk in ship and parts? Thats lame! MMOs are meant to be played with a mindset that the gustapo is out to get you and your neighbor might turn you in for breathing to loud.
FW is DOOMEd!!!!!!! it is already in its digital coffin because FW is designed purely for 2 week old noobs. CCP has secretly added rules so those players with over 1 mil SP can't participate. But then again FW was just a light version of alliance warfare without all the overhead that some people hate, who needs that?
FW is doomed because all pirates will have God mode turn on and no one but a pirate is going to think of using a big expensive ship to go get kills. No one in FW will ever think of going and taking advantage of pirates being pounded on by gate turrets. uh uh, no sir all us FW players are to fraid to even think of it! we'll just lol and flip ya the bird as we warp off in our frigates that you can't touch. We will have to live with lolling even more as you attempt to block a gate we will warp to 0 at and enter the fight where you and your big bad t2 ship can't follow us.
FW is doomed, it has no hope because.....it might be fun and make the game something you have to assign 5 uninterupted hours in order to play, where you have to make sure you hit up the restroom before logging in because its all on the line and all about expensive ships and theres no pause button! No one is going to want to log in,fly out to a fight,win or lose in under 5 hours! I dont want anything fast that involves any fun!
FW is dOOMEEEDDDD because millions of short sighted noobs have said so. Its doomed because someone somehow unable to post on their main said so who heard from a guy who's sister is married to a guy that works in the same building with a girl that has a 3rd cousin that play tested FW and they think he said its doomed before tossing himself off a cliff.
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Nguyen VanPhuoc
The Halibuts
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:23:00 -
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Winterblink
Body Count Inc.
Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:23:00 -
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Nguyen VanPhuoc
The Halibuts
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:24:00 -
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Neth'Rae
Decorum Inc
Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:25:00 -
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Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
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Xonkra
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:26:00 -
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lol your corp name fits your post 
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:27:00 -
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 Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
It's unfortunate that Factional Warfare agents will not be providing participants with free Reading Comprehension skillbooks.
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Bahhs Deep
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:31:00 -
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Edited by: Bahhs Deep on 06/06/2008 15:31:26
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
It's unfortunate that Factional Warfare agents will not be providing participants with free Reading Comprehension skillbooks.
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4IROW
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:33:00 -
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tl;dr
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ShardowRhino
Legion 0f The Damned
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:36:00 -
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Ahhh im sorry to disappoint you ladies. I know you love reading how someone thinks FW is DOA. Link me your "unique" and "interesting" threads where you whine about FW and ill be sure to +1 it.
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Grimpak
Trinity Nova
Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:42:00 -
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Edited by: Grimpak on 06/06/2008 15:42:47
Originally by: Nguyen VanPhuoc
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Originally by: Winterblink
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
It's unfortunate that Factional Warfare agents will not be providing participants with free Reading Comprehension skillbooks.
Yeah, cause you might could use one. Neth' here was pointing out that the OP is whining about people who whine about everything. Irony at its finest I guess...
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:46:00 -
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Quote:
CCP has secretly added rules so those players with over 1 mil SP can't participate
wha
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skuko
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:48:00 -
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All you need is love, nah nah nahnah naaaaaah...
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.06.06 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
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Pithecanthropus
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:08:00 -
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Legion Of The Damned is DOOMED!!!
You are wrong... in all aspects of your post. You're doomed for actually spending the hour it took to come up with that crap.
FW > your life
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Wu Jiun
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: Wu Jiun on 06/06/2008 16:22:16
Originally by: ShardowRhino
FW is doomed because all pirates will have God mode turn on and no one but a pirate is going to think of using a big expensive ship to go get kills. No one in FW will ever think of going and taking advantage of pirates being pounded on by gate turrets. uh uh, no sir all us FW players are to fraid to even think of it!
this made me laugh. you are depicting the current hysteria pretty well. still unlike you i think fw will fail. just because the average player is an idiot, sadly. (and the hundreds of whine posts just give ample notice of this fact)
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Tarminic
Black Flame Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:44:00 -
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Originally by: Corwain
Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
It's unfortunate that Factional Warfare agents will not be providing participants with free Reading Comprehension skillbooks.
Yeah, cause you might could use one. Neth' here was pointing out that the OP is whining about people who whine about everything. Irony at its finest I guess...
No, I'm pretty sure that he just took the post at it's face value.
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Mattikus
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:47:00 -
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Originally by: Tarminic
Originally by: Neth'Rae
Waah waah, crai more.. next please..
It's unfortunate that Factional Warfare agents will not be providing participants with free Reading Comprehension skillbooks.
This isnt college poindexter....
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Lord Evangelian
The White Mantle
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:49:00 -
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Whats up with all the Noobs flaming CCP and Faction warfare...
You don't have to sign up if you think it will fail...you can sit and watch...
Who agrees? Or am I the one failing now?
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:51:00 -
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Originally by: Winterblink
That's about the size of it, yeah.
Originally by: techzer0
I'm invincible until proven wrong
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Mattikus
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:52:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian
Whats up with all the Noobs flaming CCP and Faction warfare...
You don't have to sign up if you think it will fail...you can sit and watch...
Who agrees? Or am I the one failing now?
Agreed but Im sure you will get plenty of "you fail" replies from the dorks, nerds and elitest.
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Gridwalker
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Posted - 2008.06.06 16:56:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Evangelian
Whats up with all the Noobs flaming CCP and Faction warfare...
You don't have to sign up if you think it will fail...you can sit and watch...
Who agrees? Or am I the one failing now?
I personally think FW will fail at what CCP intends for it to accomplish. I have no doubt, however, that plenty of people will attempt to make whatever they can out of it, and plenty will have a great time at it. I guess it all depends on what your success criteria is.
Either way, if no one posts on in--happy or sad--that is when CCP should really worry, because it means no one cares either way. I post to offer my criticism because I want CCP to understand how I feel about what they've done. It matters to me. I care about it. CCP can take that information and do whatever they want with it.
-Grid
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FOl2TY8
Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.06.06 17:16:00 -
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Edited by: FOl2TY8 on 06/06/2008 17:17:23
I lol Shardow, nice post. I would like to add one tidbit if I may.
Faction War is DOOOOMED!! because there is no way that CCP can implement such a change without MY approval of every aspect of said change. To do so would be rubbing my insignificance in my own face when my parents CLEARLY told me several times that I am "special and someday I will find a woman/man who will love me for who I am and won't make fun of my acne scars." Besides if CCP had asked me to approve every detail of FW they would have included N@zi robots with black hair casually flipped over one eye because they are teh ownzor!!!!111one!one****fart!!!11!!!!
edit* i can't say ****?
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Jakkak
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Posted - 2008.06.06 17:25:00 -
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No one here can say ****, thats why no one here ever says anything worth saying 
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Yuleth Gix
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Posted - 2008.06.06 17:40:00 -
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TL;DR
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Zeba
Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.06.06 17:49:00 -
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Methinks moar people would have got this thread had the op put some [sarcasm] tags at the front and end. But then again that would make it too obvious and we wouldn't get all these lovely dolts replying.
FW is DOOOOOOMED!!!
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Quelque Chose
New Eden Roller Disco Supply
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Posted - 2008.06.06 18:06:00 -
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Personally I blame Bush.
He's the one that started making preemptive this and preemptive that fashionable. And where do we end up from there? Preemptive whining.
OMG FW SI SO TEH FAIL LOLOLOLOL CCP U LOOSARS!!!!111  
Also to blame.
... and don't forget this guy either.
And before you accuse me of "whining about whining," no. I'm berating you. There's a difference.
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Bad Harlequin
Chiroptera Factor
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Posted - 2008.06.06 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: Zeba
Methinks moar people would have got this thread had the op put some [sarcasm] tags at the front and end. But then again that would make it too obvious and we wouldn't get all these lovely dolts replying.
FW is DOOOOOOMED!!!
/signed
/lolled
/sigh
needs to be a corp named this. now. go.
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Kan3r Blaze
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.06.06 18:50:00 -
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Love it. Been wanting to write one of these threads myself.
Glad someone got around to it.
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