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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:16:00 -
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Wheel your God German or whatever his name is out now, or I would like a refund pls!
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:18:00 -
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Originally by: Sergei Andropov Until I see proof to the contrary, I will believe that Garmon cannot do anything because he is trussed up like a prize turkey in some dingy basement!
In the last days of the world there will appear young people with foolish thoughts and ideas. They will give good talks, but they will go out of Garmonism as a carebear goes out of its station, their faith will not exceed their throats. So wherever you find them, kill them, for there will be a reward for their killers on the Day of Returnz. - Testament of the Battleboat, Ch20:v5-7
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:21:00 -
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Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff
Originally by: Sergei Andropov Until I see proof to the contrary, I will believe that Garmon cannot do anything because he is trussed up like a prize turkey in some dingy basement!
In the last days of the world there will appear young people with foolish thoughts and ideas. They will give good talks, but they will go out of Garmonism as a carebear goes out of its station, their faith will not exceed their throats. So wherever you find them, kill them, for there will be a reward for their killers on the Day of Returnz. - Testament of the Battleboat, Ch20:v5-7
Unsubstantiated piffle...I seek proof, not dogma. Full points for literary creativity though!
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:22:00 -
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You replied a belter, Vlad, but you must remember, you are only a deciple, I am the bastard son of a virgin mother hence i am Garmon Christ. Do not outpost me on these forums for I can still banish you to the macro miner pit even tho i aint proper god mkay?
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:25:00 -
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Originally by: Planks You replied a belter, Vlad, but you must remember, you are only a deciple, I am the bastard son of a virgin mother hence i am Garmon Christ. Do not outpost me on these forums for I can still banish you to the macro miner pit even tho i aint proper god mkay?
Lol ;)
And with that, sirs, my appetite for religio-baiting for tonight is sated. I thank you for being good sports (however misguided you may be in your beliefs, you obviously believe them passionately), and I bid you adieu!
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.07 01:30:00 -
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PROOF
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=787711
Moar to come tho for those what are still not swayed
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Clee Taurus
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Posted - 2008.06.07 15:41:00 -
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I'm apalled that you would mock the Christian religion this way.
You have no idea what this can bring upon you - you sad little man.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.07 17:43:00 -
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Edited by: Havohej on 07/06/2008 17:44:39 Christianity died long before Man discovered the EVE gate... and long before the EVE gate irreparably separated Man from his Genesis. Perhaps there was truth in those lost tomes, but such is lost to us now. We have waited eons for a Saviour. We've fought, killed, died, lied, begged, borrowed and stolen our way through existence, blindly hoping for a Way and a Light to guide us.
The Way and the Light have returned to Man, riding a White Rupture.
EDIT: Also, repent your sins and your blasphemies, else behold the Battleboat and despair.
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.07 17:51:00 -
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Edited by: Vladimir Norkoff on 07/06/2008 17:54:48
Originally by: Clee Taurus I'm apalled that you would mock the Christian religion this way.
You have no idea what this can bring upon you - you sad little man.
NO U!!!
Garmon is moar powerful than Jesus Christ (in-game). Garmon was dead for two weeks and then will rise again to kick the snot out of HACs in a Rupture. Jesus was only dead for 3 days, and all he could do was beat up a bunch of scrawny money-changers in a temple. Proof: Garmon pwns Jesus (in-game).
For they being ignorant of Garmon's righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of Garmon. For Hail M is the end of the law for righteousness to every one that believeth. - Testament of the Battleboat Ch19:v3&4
Taxman V: Back in Black
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DeathsEmbrace
The Renegades Asylum
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Posted - 2008.06.07 20:26:00 -
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Garmonism, lolo of luz! Time you grew a pair and manned the F*** up. Bloody hero worshipping hippies, show some originality. To live is to die, and to die is to give life. Thus pain is a form of euphoria.
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood DEFI4NT
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Posted - 2008.06.07 21:14:00 -
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Originally by: DeathsEmbrace Garmonism, lolo of luz! Time you grew a pair and manned the F*** up. Bloody hero worshipping hippies, show some originality.
NO U!!!
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:36:00 -
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I leik men. In a no homo way, kk. Sig locked, abuse of use - for more information mail [email protected] |
Grahv Exitus
Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:47:00 -
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The End is nigh
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Sergei Andropov
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Posted - 2008.06.07 22:55:00 -
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Testes, is this waffle still being propagated?
Shame on you all!
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.07 23:44:00 -
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I find the Garmon threads much more funny than any tiller thread. long live Garmon!
Originally by: CCP Casqade Please refrain from making assumptions on game mechanics and then presenting them as facts before testing them yourself.
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Zulu Six
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.06.08 07:32:00 -
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Edited by: Zulu Six on 08/06/2008 07:32:16
Originally by: Havohej
Originally by: DeathsEmbrace Garmonism, lolo of luz! Time you grew a pair and manned the F*** up. Bloody hero worshipping hippies, show some originality.
NO U!!!
14-day forum ban.
When Will I be able to post again ? 13 days, 23 hours, 58 minutes, 24 seconds
Continue
EDIT: It wasn't for that post, mind you, it was for posting a picture in Assembly Hall.
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Enden Assulu
Ironbrow Industries Co. Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss
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Posted - 2008.06.08 09:48:00 -
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Quicketh runeth from the GM known only as Mintal, He will unleash hell fire upon thiey thread, But soon Garmon will rise in his chariot of rupture,
soon the torment will end and the smacketh will continue in local, forums and .avi format.
AMEN
* * * M3h Skillz
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.08 13:37:00 -
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Originally by: Clee Taurus I'm apalled that you would mock the Christian religion this way.
You have no idea what this can bring upon you - you sad little man.
I am sorry about friday night - I miscalculated my wine intake. I wish to make it clear that I no longer believe I am the son of God.
However, you must at least concede that Garmonism is a bit more plausible than this so called christianity with its jesus fellah.
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