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PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2004.05.11 01:05:00 -
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Edited by: PirateShampoo on 14/05/2004 19:20:36
ASDF is looking for players to join our team. We want people that are looking to have fun by wtfpwning others. Even though we are Brigands we put the needs of everyone in the corp above our own and are very loyal to each other and the Curse Alliance.
If wtfpwning other players is of interest to you then read below and follow the application process.
Requirements to join ASDF
1. Loyalty
We do not want "Corporation *****s" no matter how many skill points you have. If you have bounced around and do not have good references from former CEO's we will not accept you. Which is why we investigate all of our applicants. We are a tight group of players and want to stay that way. We are Pirates, yes. But, We want everyone to have fun. To make this short, we dont want whiners and drama queens.
2. A desire to pvp and participate in assorted other fun activities :twisted:
In addition to being bad we also participate in the defense of CA territory and CA offensive operations (Fleet battles etc..) If this does not sound like something you wish to do then do not apply.
3. Have at least 2,000,000 skill points.
We welcome newer players and we realize that a player can be an effective fighter with few skill points. but we do not have time to train a completely new player. So some pvp experience is prefered but not required.
3. Be 21 years of age or older.
If you arent old enough to get drunk and pass out at your pc at 5 am. We cant be sure you are ASDF material.
4. Be willing to mine when we need to build ships, replace losses and reach other corp and personal goals.
This means you will have your ships and weapons provided. We will work together as a team to build a fun and profitable corp.
visit our recruiting forum here to submit your application
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Kirov
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Posted - 2004.05.11 02:25:00 -
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So I guess it is official?
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PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2004.05.11 02:57:00 -
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Hey alt troll. **** off.
Interested parties please click the link to the forums and apply. We are well organized and a member of the most powerful alliance in the game.
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Tsual
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Posted - 2004.05.11 05:35:00 -
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 Originally by: PirateShampoo
3. Be 21 years of age or older.
If you arent old enough to get drunk and pass out at your pc at 5 am. We cant be sure you are ASDF material.
 Never drive and drink, fly and smoke.
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Tsual - Miner from faith, frigat junky for life.
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PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2004.05.11 12:16:00 -
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lmao
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DeathBunny
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Posted - 2004.05.11 15:39:00 -
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Originally by: Tsual
Originally by: PirateShampoo
3. Be 21 years of age or older.
If you arent old enough to get drunk and pass out at your pc at 5 am. We cant be sure you are ASDF material.
Never drive and drink, fly and smoke.
Damn so thats what I've been doing wrong these days.
Fear The Bunny
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Pa1nbringr
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Posted - 2004.05.11 16:00:00 -
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Originally by: PirateShampoo
ASDF is looking for players to join our pirating team. We want people that are looking to have fun by wtfpwning others. Even though we are pirates we put the needs of everyone in the corp above our own and are very loyal to each other and the Curse Alliance.
If wtfpwning other players (yes even unarmed miners and indys) is of interest to you then read below and follow the application process.
Requirements to join ASDF
1. Loyalty
We do not want "Corporation *****s" no matter how many skill points you have. If you have bounced around and do not have good references from former CEO's we will not accept you. Which is why we investigate all of our applicants. We are a tight group of players and want to stay that way. We are Pirates, yes. But, We want everyone to have fun. To make this short, we dont want whiners and drama queens.
2. A desire to pvp, Pirate and assorted other fun activities :twisted:
In addition to pirating we also participate in the defence of CA territory and CA offensive operations (Fleet battles etc..) If this does not sound like something you wish to do then do not apply.
3. Have at least 2,000,000 skill points.
We welcome newer players and we realize that a player can be an effective fighter with few skill points. but we do not have time to train a completely new player. So some pvp experience is prefered but not required.
3. Be 21 years of age or older.
If you arent old enough to get drunk and pass out at your pc at 5 am. We cant be sure you are ASDF material.
4. Be willing to mine when we need to build ships, replace losses and reach other corp and personal goals.
Ships cost money and we refuse to be one of those poor pirate corps that barely gets by on what they ransom. This means you will have your ships and weapons provided. We will work together as a team to build a fun and profitable corp.
visit our recruiting forum here to submit your application
who says you have to be 21 to drink =)
and i prefer a self sufficient corp to a providing anyday honestly
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Fedaykin Naib > eh this is boring, think im going to go choke one out
Pa1nbringr > sick
Fedaykin Naib > lol
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.05.11 17:50:00 -
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good luck pirate shampoo.
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DeathsLight
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Posted - 2004.05.11 19:34:00 -
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Poo.......ah never mind.
Join or be wtfpwned!
You make the choice.
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Kirov
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Posted - 2004.05.11 20:07:00 -
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It really takes a lot to get the truth out.
And I like this pirate - CA split personality disorder. One minute you're a dirty pirate looking for an easy kill, the next you're a representative of a wounded CA alliance to avenge the wrongs...
Still great to have it both ways, isn't it?
But at least you made it official. You finally had to admit it.
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Mitchello
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Posted - 2004.05.11 20:12:00 -
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nice recruit add.
good example of a Pirate Corp that brings something to the game. At first the "wtfpwning" threw me off but your rules are awesome. Totally what pirates should be...so I won't feel so bad when you blow the crap out of my tristan 
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DeathBunny
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Posted - 2004.05.11 20:14:00 -
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*whisles*
Fear The Bunny
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Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.11 22:33:00 -
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Yeah Kirov! Fight the power!
Tell him with your alt, that'll show him.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Kirov
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Posted - 2004.05.11 22:40:00 -
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I am just commenting it is about time they were open about it. I have nothing against legitimate piracy at all. I don't like them trying to have a cake and eat it too.
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Bexxly
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Posted - 2004.05.11 23:04:00 -
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comment with your main character then  it's not difficult and you might find you enjoy it.
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Lab Kociak
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Posted - 2004.05.11 23:22:00 -
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I will comment when and how I please. Thank you. |
Macumba
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Posted - 2004.05.11 23:40:00 -
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Commissioner Gordon for you on the Altphone.
He says it's urgent.
"PVP = griefing" Papa Smurf |
Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.12 00:21:00 -
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Edited by: Tobruk on 12/05/2004 00:22:59
Originally by: Kirov
It really takes a lot to get the truth out.
And I like this pirate - CA split personality disorder. One minute you're a dirty pirate looking for an easy kill, the next you're a representative of a wounded CA alliance to avenge the wrongs...
Still great to have it both ways, isn't it?
But at least you made it official. You finally had to admit it.
dude shut up
GL asdf
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Lab Kociak
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Posted - 2004.05.12 00:42:00 -
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Oh, this is just horrible, CA can't do anything about being criticized for hypocrisy on the forum.
Oh, throw some more mean words at me. Too bad your buddies can't come over to help you gank me.
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DeathBunny
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Posted - 2004.05.12 01:06:00 -
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Edited by: DeathBunny on 12/05/2004 01:09:26
This is a corp not an alliance cut it with the alliance stuff. Yes we are apart of CA, yes they know what we do. Does that matter no because everyone belives CA is a huge pirate faction anyways.
BTW come on tell us who really are, we must of got u in some way otherwise you wouldn't be posting.
Fear The Bunny
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Dolemite2K
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Posted - 2004.05.12 02:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lab Kociak
Oh, this is just horrible, CA can't do anything about being criticized for hypocrisy on the forum.
Oh, throw some more mean words at me. Too bad your buddies can't come over to help you gank me.
zzzzzzzzzzzz
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Life is like a long poo that you have to take a bite of every day |
PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2004.05.12 02:28:00 -
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Edited by: PirateShampoo on 12/05/2004 02:32:08
This is a recruitment thread. If you have no interest or have nothing constructive to add to the thread then do not post. There are plenty of anti ca threads. Go troll on there.
We are still accepting apps.
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Draconis
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Posted - 2004.05.12 07:00:00 -
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Edited by: Draconis on 12/05/2004 07:03:52
Originally by: Kirov
And I like this pirate - CA split personality disorder. One minute you're a dirty pirate looking for an easy kill, the next you're a representative of a wounded CA alliance to avenge the wrongs...
See the way I look at it is, everyone calls us pirates, so I like to delve into piracy and get my body dirty with the stinking festering rotting blood that I squeeze from the frozen corpses I hang on the walls of my hangar. Most of which are those of uber new, barely been playing characters. People who dance for my twisted puppet show and sing their whiney song..
Puts a big twisted smile on my face to sour the people in places they shouldn't be after playing not but a month. Just roll in it.. Bit cold, but the texture of it.. so sexy on my skin.. 
Not everyone in CA are pirates, alot of corps don't enjoy the fact players like myself even exist. But there are pirate corps in CA.. I look at it this way, Being a pirate means having move fun than those who hunt us.
Drink up me hardies, YO HO!.. Yo Ho, Yo Ho A pirates life for me!
Oh and by the way, ASDF Guys ROCK! They're great to hang out with, good lot. I'll fly beside them anyday.
Jakob Remierat
Oblivion Amalgamated
Public Relations Nightmare
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Miso
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Posted - 2004.05.12 07:21:00 -
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From my limited dealings with pirate shampoo, he has shown himself to be a humorous and mature player. Reason enough, considering the scarity of those qualities in the Eve community, to go check out his corp.
And, yeah, could people stop being *****s over someone's recruitment thread. Its very poor form.
Miso x
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.12 08:35:00 -
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DeathBunny is, from what I've seen of him/her on the forums and heard ingame, pretty cool, too.
Get a Polaris member to clean this thread up, PirateShampoo. It's what they're good for
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Shadowthrone
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Posted - 2004.05.12 11:47:00 -
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Seem like a decent bunch, good luck with recruitment.
On a side note regarding the "CA and piracy" the only reason that people get wound up on the issue is that it is so vehmently denied by some in the CA.
Anway good luck, more pirates = more targets for us.
Celes Kill Board
"Show them no mercy, for you will receive none"
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PirateShampoo
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Posted - 2004.05.12 14:11:00 -
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Ok I will respond to this because numerous people seem to have an issue with it.
I know this point has been made but I feel i should repeat it because things dont seem to sink in when people read posts on the forums.
c0w is in ca. c0w are pirates. In the same respect. ASDF is in CA. ASDF are pirates. That does not mean that everyone in CA is a pirate. As a matter a fact most are not. Same alliance yes. But style of gameplay is a bit different. If you want to discuss this further contact me in game. If I feel you have something intelligent to say I will listen.
Lastly, WHO CARES!? Just play the damn game. If you have a problem with ASDF come kill us. (hint: Fighting is fun so that may not really hurt us)
thanks for the kind words fellas :)
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DeathBunny
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Posted - 2004.05.12 15:19:00 -
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I want my real name back grrrrr. Hehehe
Fear The Bunny
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Teancum
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Posted - 2004.05.12 15:29:00 -
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Edited by: Teancum on 12/05/2004 15:33:40
ASDF are a great bunch of guys, I was only with them for a few days. They are mature and fun to be with, if you want to pirate, then join them. I left because I decided I wanted to start my own corp. If it doesnt work out, I would rejoin them.
By they way Pirateshampoo and DeathBunny; formaly known as DeathB****. Sorry I didnt let you guys know what I was doing.
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DeathsLight
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Posted - 2004.05.12 17:14:00 -
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Edited by: DeathsLight on 13/05/2004 22:26:29
Edited by: DeathsLight on 12/05/2004 17:27:43
Originally by: Miso
From my limited dealings with pirate shampoo, he has shown himself to be a humorous and mature player. Reason enough, considering the scarity of those qualities in the Eve community, to go check out his corp.
And, yeah, could people stop being *****s over someone's recruitment thread. Its very poor form.
Miso x
Poo Mature? lol
Thou shal join for a drink of blood. arrrr
Edit: I like to think we are all mature players.
BTW DeathBunny is a least funny, but liked the old one better.
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