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Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.06.17 17:39:00 - [1] Edited by: Gamov on 17/06/2008 17:49:35 Children, the Holy Church Of Garmonism has opened its doors. It was founded to praise our lord, the almighty Garmon. Creator of the Universe. Destroyer of the Eve Gate. Father of all Jovians. Our one and only god. Send us your donations; and we shall make our god a rich and satisfied god. (A small percentage is used to keep the Church alive and to place banners (read: GSCs), that praise our lord, all around the universe) Donate now or you will feel the wrath of the children of Garmon or maybe even of our god himself. Praise him, NOW! List of donators: n/a
Karentaki Edyta Enterprises Sylph Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.17 17:41:00 - [2] Edited by: Karentaki on 17/06/2008 17:43:54 Garmon sucks! I would write and extensively researched essay on why this is true, but this is unnecessary, since he has already proven his own failure by being a god in a failed delusion (not implying that other religions are in any way superior). EDIT: First Poast !!! ========== This is a signature, a cunning ploy used by forum warriors!
Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.06.17 17:41:00 - [3] Originally by: Karentaki Garmon sucks! NO U
2ippy Omega Xen Novus Aevum	Posted - 2008.06.17 17:42:00 - [4] BOW BOW while there is still time
kor anon Ministry of War	Posted - 2008.06.17 17:44:00 - [5] Originally by: Gamov Children, the Holy Church Of Garmonism has opened its doors. It was founded to praise our lord, the almighty Garmon. Creator of the Universe. Destroyer of the Eve Gate. Father of all Jovians. Our one and only god. Send us your donations; and we shall make our god a rich and satisfied god. (A small percentage is used to keep the Church alive and to place banners (read: GSCs), that praise our lord, all around the universe) Donate now or you will feel the wrath of the children of Garmon or maybe even of our god himself. Praise him, NOW! Heresy! You are the anti El'tar come to lead us astray from the one true path of worship
Tenacha Khan Muchacho's	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:03:00 - [6] Whos Garmon?
Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:07:00 - [7] Edited by: Gamov on 17/06/2008 18:07:20 Originally by: Tenacha Khan Whos Garmon? YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR IGNORANCE BECAUSE MY MASTER ORDERED SO!
Kage Toshimado Kage Clan	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:13:00 - [8] The Witch: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one. The Witch: They dressed me up like this! Crowd: We didn't! We didn't... The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well? Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch! Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Peasant 1: No! Peasant 2: No! Peasant 3: No! Peasant 1: No! Peasant 2: No! Peasant 1: Yes! Peasant 2: Yes! Peasant 1: Yeah a bit. Peasant 3: A bit! Peasant 1: A bit! Peasant 2: a bit Peasant 1: But she has got a wart! Random Person in the crowd: cough cough
Tregaron Shinra Shinra Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:20:00 - [9] u still got my ched :P i want him back plz
Emily Evermore Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:21:00 - [10] Originally by: Tenacha Khan Whos Garmon? one of the best pirates in eve at least in top 5.
Gneeznow North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:25:00 - [11] I hear this garmon guy is hella rad
Enden Assulu Ironbrow Industries Co. Soldiers of the Forgotten Abyss	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:36:00 - [12] Originally by: Kage Toshimado The Witch: I'm not a witch! I'm not a witch! Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one. The Witch: They dressed me up like this! Crowd: We didn't! We didn't... The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well? Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch! Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her! Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Peasant 1: No! Peasant 2: No! Peasant 3: No! Peasant 1: No! Peasant 2: No! Peasant 1: Yes! Peasant 2: Yes! Peasant 1: Yeah a bit. Peasant 3: A bit! Peasant 1: A bit! Peasant 2: a bit Peasant 1: But she has got a wart! Random Person in the crowd: cough cough Garmon Doeth Like Monty Python? All hail Garmon... * * * M3h Skillz
Dosgar Rude Boys Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.06.17 18:48:00 - [13] 10/10 ---
Tenacha Khan Muchacho's	Posted - 2008.06.17 19:47:00 - [14] Originally by: Emily Evermore Originally by: Tenacha Khan Whos Garmon? one of the best pirates in eve at least in top 5. Cool, another forum pirate; I thought after finding out that Tiller and Ginger were gone that c&p was gonna be boring.
Dihania Mucho Dolor	Posted - 2008.06.17 19:53:00 - [15] Originally by: Tenacha Khan I thought after finding out that Tiller and Ginger were gone that c&p was gonna be boring. You're still here . Stuff I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting this sig space. Open to take on various jobs.
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2008.06.17 19:56:00 - [16] I am wary of your church. Until it has been blessed by the Pilot in the Rupture, His Holy Prophet El'tar, or the shining angel Planks then you are merely a charlatan at best, or a heretic at worst. "Take not the name of Garmon lightly. For his wrath is terrible to behold." - Testament of the Battleboat, Ch.2:v.15 Taxman V: Back in Black
Tenacha Khan Muchacho's	Posted - 2008.06.17 20:25:00 - [17] Originally by: Dihania Originally by: Tenacha Khan I thought after finding out that Tiller and Ginger were gone that c&p was gonna be boring. You're still here Ive just re-activated. It ill take time, but soon I will undock. Pod or post 4tw tbfh
Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.06.17 20:38:00 - [18] Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff I am wary of your church. Until it has been blessed by the Pilot in the Rupture, His Holy Prophet El'tar, or the shining angel Planks then you are merely a charlatan at best, or a heretic at worst. i am sure our master will speak to you, once he is able to speak in here again with one of his accounts
Euriti SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.06.17 21:16:00 - [19] Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff I am wary of your church. Until it has been blessed by the Pilot in the Rupture, His Holy Prophet El'tar, or the shining angel Planks then you are merely a charlatan at best, or a heretic at worst. "Take not the name of Garmon lightly. For his wrath is terrible to behold." - Testament of the Battleboat, Ch.2:v.15 THEE HOLY CHURCH OF GARMON HAS BEEN ENDORSED: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7158/garmonohyaje7.jpg
Demitria Fernir Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.06.17 21:17:00 - [20] Prove me that garmon exist, and yoiu'll have my alt in your church 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.06.17 21:47:00 - [21] Immure the unbelievers in Jita. Garmon is king.
Gamov Holy Church Of Garmonism	Posted - 2008.06.17 22:10:00 - [22] Originally by: Demitria Fernir Prove me that garmon exist, and yoiu'll have my alt in your church the post above you should be proof enough that our savior does indeed exist. if you still dont believe i will pray to him to put his wrath on you and SOLELY YOU!!!
Xailz Thunder Talons HUZZAH FEDERATION	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:27:00 - [23] Edited by: Xailz on 17/06/2008 23:28:22 Originally by: Euriti Originally by: Vladimir Norkoff I am wary of your church. Until it has been blessed by the Pilot in the Rupture, His Holy Prophet El'tar, or the shining angel Planks then you are merely a charlatan at best, or a heretic at worst. "Take not the name of Garmon lightly. For his wrath is terrible to behold." - Testament of the Battleboat, Ch.2:v.15 THEE HOLY CHURCH OF GARMON HAS BEEN ENDORSED: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7158/garmonohyaje7.jpg i aint bowing we have an arrangement Xz
Tzar'rim	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:34:00 - [24] Garmon touched me once, I fainted.
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:42:00 - [25] Originally by: Euriti THEE HOLY CHURCH OF GARMON HAS BEEN ENDORSED: http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/7158/garmonohyaje7.jpg "**** YOU MITNAL". I lol'd hard.
Boomershoot Insurgent New Eden Tribe Systematic-Chaos	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:48:00 - [26] if you give me 460m, i'll gladly join your cult __________________________________________________ Not A Signature. Will be Replaced by A Signature Soon(tm)
Leviathan9 Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:49:00 - [27] Originally by: Tenacha Khan Whos Garmon? Some noob who got banned for being an ass. ----------------------------
kessah Blood Blind	Posted - 2008.06.17 23:52:00 - [28] rofl. I like french peoplez.
LittleTerror Mortis Angelus The Church.	Posted - 2008.06.18 00:22:00 - [29] Burn.
Delilah Blackheart	Posted - 2008.06.18 01:06:00 - [30] Originally by: Tzar'rim Garmon touched me once, I fainted. Garmon touched me once, it was prosecuted as a Class B felony and he had to register as a sex offender.

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