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Evil Knivel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 17:45:00 -
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I call all alts on this planet to call arms and attack all gatecamps on sight. I have just fullfilled my holy mission to suicide me into ***** Alliance. Not only this i opened fire on them to destroy their Gatecamp and my mighty Ibis proved nearly sucessfull.
I managed to nearly abandone this gatecamp because they run out of ammo. I honestly lost 20 Ibis and 20 pods to them but i will not stop to proceede this holy war against every gatecamp i might pass throught! The following chatlog has been made over those 40 kills. I actually nearly died laughting during the whole time 
Quote: Evil Knivel > can u kill me pls Evil Knivel > can anyone here kill me please? [Death 1] Evil Knivel > now pls my pod too Evil Knivel > Hi guys i am back!!!!!!! This time i ahve incredible loot in my cargohold[ just mined 120 pure plagio in neighbor system] i have also fitted some a miner and a laser Check it out !!! [Death 2] Evil Knivel > Hi guys HERe i am again [Death 3] Evil Knivel > Check out this ueber loot NOW Evil Knivel > My evil plan seams to succeed it will not take longer until this gatecamp finally lost all their ammo [Death 4] Evil Knivel > Guess what Evil Knivel > I am back Evil Knivel > yeah Evil Knivel > i know u can do this faster ! Evil Knivel > go [Death 5] Evil Knivel > o/ Evil Knivel > Whats diggin? [Death 6] Gatecamper 1 > ------------- Evil Knivel > ur bubble is to small i could warp off Evil Knivel > gogo Gatecamper 2 > have fun [Death 7] Evil Knivel > btw Hi i am back Evil Knivel > ^^ Gatecamper 2 > o7 [Death 8] Gatecamper 3 > oh for the love of god :P Evil Knivel > huhu Evil Knivel > give it to me baby oho oho Gatecamper 4 > ofc [Death 9] Gatecamper 5 > hammer head t1 Gatecamper 5 > wtf u nub [prolly not to me :( ] Evil Knivel > hey guys Evil Knivel > Lets get ready to rumble ! Gatecamper 3 > my poor ammo supplies [Death 10] Evil Knivel > pew pew This time i will fire back ! Gatecamper 3 > lol! Gatecamper 3 > good luck, hope somthing good happens [Death 11] Evil Knivel > give me atleast a tiny chance to deal some serious dps ! Gatecamper 3 > ok :P Evil Knivel > muhaha Gatecamper 4 > get into a ship [Death 12] Evil Knivel > U said i am not in a REAL ship? Don`t make me angry brother, i could try bump u off the gate! Or start activate my destructive mininglaser against ur Megathron! [Death 13] Gatecamper 6 > thnx killorbunny :) Evil Knivel > wuzzzzzahhhhhh Evil Knivel > np Gatecamper 7 > wanna shot 'em instead Random local 1 > boo [Death 14] Evil Knivel > come on ur 2 player camp in XXXXX can be kicked Gatecamper 7 > so can any camp [Death 15] Evil Knivel > yeah and i Did abandoned it Evil Knivel > with just the might of my Ibis ! Evil Knivel > BAM BAM BAM die ! Gatecamper 7 > most impressive [Death 16] Evil Knivel > The impression of the mighty Ibis i mindblowing!
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Evil Knivel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 17:46:00 -
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Quote: Evil Knivel > i can continue it 24/7 Evil Knivel > I will flood ur killboard with insane Noobship kills ! it will never end ! Evil Knivel > I try to warp ! Evil Knivel > I warped Gatecamper 4 > gj ! Evil Knivel > ^^ Gatecamper 4 > well done evil knivel Gatecamper 4 > fly safe Evil Knivel > no i come back Evil Knivel > ! Gatecamper 4 > okay [Death 17] Gatecamper 8 > then come back in something that counts on the KB :P Evil Knivel > dont i flood ur killboard enought? Gatecamper 4 > you dont flood it Evil Knivel > well why do u shoot than if this kill doesnt count Evil Knivel > think about it ^^ Gatecamper 9 > Boredom. Gatecamper 8 > practice :) [Death 18] Evil Knivel > the Podracer is back ! Gatecamper 4 > wb Evil Knivel > cant u guys just run out of ammo? :D [Death 19] Evil Knivel > I have to say i surrender to u. means i wont come back i hope this 40 killmails have been pleased u with some laughters Gatecamper 4 > yes Random local 2 > em Gatecamper 8 > do you wanr your corpses back? Random local 2 > wtf happened in here >.< Gatecamper 10 > <url=showinfo:1376//697068803>Evil Knivel</url> < happened Evil Knivel > u can read on c&p Evil Knivel > i will petition this ;) Evil Knivel > jokeing bye ^^ Gatecamper 4 > no problem [Death 20]
I will come back be prepared   
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.18 17:55:00 -
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You need to fit your ibises with smartbombs against drones, so in addition to wasting their ammo, maybe you'll kill some drones too.
lol
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Ming Zu
lost misfits
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Posted - 2008.06.18 18:13:00 -
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Edited by: Ming Zu on 18/06/2008 18:13:13 lol
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Deviathan
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Posted - 2008.06.18 18:23:00 -
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Well at least you're dedicated. |

Agor Dirdonen
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Posted - 2008.06.18 18:33:00 -
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Question:
Did you buy new clones after each podkill or did you go out immediately in a new ship?
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Evil Knivel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 18:49:00 -
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I gone out to my Holy mission instantly after i got killed. I didnt wasted a single isk to buy a clone. I established my clone service right in the neighbor system so i could run into them every 30 seconds after i died again.
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Daelin Felagund
Radikus Industries
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Posted - 2008.06.18 19:08:00 -
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Comedy gold the entire way!
To the OP: Thanks much for the lawls, and huzzah on your crusade! Mongo, the Merciless Carebear and Frito Muncher Extraordinaire |

Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.06.18 19:19:00 -
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To quote Mr. Worf
"Prepare for ramming speed!"
Nice post, it made me L O L ... out loud.
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Dihania
Mucho Dolor
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Posted - 2008.06.18 19:27:00 -
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!
. Stuff I need isk!Accepting donations. Renting this sig space. Open to take on various jobs. |
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Evil Knivel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 19:37:00 -
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I am currently still at work attacking them for now 5 hours. I lost about 80 ships so far now and here is a little quote from that time, i spare u all the chatlogs but this was fine 
In the moment the quote started there where about 30 ships of them on highsec side of the 0.0 gate. many Apocs and other Battleships.
Quote: Guy from same ally > Evil: we help you bust teh camp now, eh? Evil Knivel > LOL Evil Knivel > kk Jump Jump Guy from same ally > :) [SURE I JUMPED IN] Evil Knivel > i ahve jumped Ur Mates lied Evil Knivel > they want help me :D [I died again] Evil Knivel > Guy from same ally > Evil: we help you bust teh camp now, eh? Evil Knivel > Evil Knivel > kk Jump Jump Evil Knivel > :D Evil Knivel > Man u didnt jumped in ^^ Guy from same ally > we are gathering forces Evil Knivel > to defeat me? Guy from same ally > nah - to bust the camp Evil Knivel > yeah sure xd Evil Knivel > so fleet me up atleast :D Random from local > u XXXXX guys are crazy lol Random from local > why all the apocs Evil Knivel > because of me
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Lucinda Nomadwalker
Dark Sun Ascending
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:03:00 -
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I hope they were in low sec empire. Penalty hit for every podding!
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Jastra
Stardream Research
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:06:00 -
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damn I just spewed drink out my nose....
Great stuff 
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Nocturnal Avenger
Black Plague. RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lucinda Nomadwalker I hope they were in low sec empire. Penalty hit for every podding!
The camp was in PF- on Orvolle gate (0.0).
Besides - post 1 is wildly exaggerated. Gate camper 7 (me) sat inside a station at the time :p
- Carebear Pirate - |

Annanda
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:29:00 -
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Originally by: Deviathan Well at least you're dedicated.
I think that's spelled Medicated. 
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Ethaet
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:30:00 -
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OP: you just won eve. -------------------------------------------------------------- Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature. There you go. Now that wasn't so hard  |

Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:32:00 -
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i, for one, would have you pointed, webbed and bumped away from gate until log-out instead of wasting ammo on your ibis+pod. 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |

Niobe
Up in smoke
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:33:00 -
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wuzzzzzahhhhhh  |

lpha centurion
Confrerie des ombres Roids'Are'Us
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:38:00 -
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Evil Knivel, winner of the month   -------------------------- Oneiromancer > What sound does the test server do in your language? Phthonos > *crash*
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Evil Knivel
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:50:00 -
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Originally by: Demitria Fernir i, for one, would have you pointed, webbed and bumped away from gate until log-out instead of wasting ammo on your ibis+pod.
Thats what SELFDESTRUCTION is for ! (needed to use it a few times)
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Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.18 20:54:00 -
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Originally by: Evil Knivel
Originally by: Demitria Fernir i, for one, would have you pointed, webbed and bumped away from gate until log-out instead of wasting ammo on your ibis+pod.
Thats what SELFDESTRUCTION is for ! (needed to use it a few times)
you got a point.
and a web. 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |

ArwenUndomiel
Exanimo Inc
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Posted - 2008.06.18 21:06:00 -
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Here is your official cookie
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Planks
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Posted - 2008.06.18 21:07:00 -
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Hurrahh I just got blobbed by a wall of text
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Stakhanov
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.18 21:09:00 -
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You should get in touch with Podee. One with the courage to actually pay people for the podkills.
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Toria Nynys
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Posted - 2008.06.19 03:12:00 -
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Worst way to mine trit, evar.
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Le Skunk
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.06.19 03:14:00 -
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Its been done many times before.
You'll get bored and stop doing it.
SKUNK
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Gunsmith Sam
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Posted - 2008.06.19 05:51:00 -
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I'm an alt, it sounds like an interesting idea.
My other char was passing through the area and I saw your corpses filling up my overview and I was amused. That was hard work!
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1Evildude
Most Wanted INC G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.06.19 06:54:00 -
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I don't get it?
*** Of all the things I've lost, I miss my boot.ini file the most ***
Mega Night Out! |

Yanik Olsen
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Posted - 2008.06.19 11:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jastra damn I just spewed drink out my nose....
Great stuff 
I laughed like a craxy person at the op
laughed even more at this 
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ceyriot
Entropians on Vacation
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Posted - 2008.06.19 11:51:00 -
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Faction Store - Killboard |
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