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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 08:24:00 -
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Ok well, as many know i am a scammer, and i have gotten bored doing it, and walking away with over 15 billion isk. and here i will shed some light on some of the funniest parts of my
tale. only the really stupid ones you will laugh.
My scam: Selling shares that are worth nothing at 100k a piece. and offering ships that will not come, and you must pre-pay.
#1:(my best story you will laugh so hard, dont try drinking anything while reading this one)
Starts out as a normal scam, the guy hands over 200mil as *starters* i send him the shares, i tell him i make him a deal for the 3 battleships he said he had. i said i will pay 10mil a day for his raven to rent it, hes reluctant but i persaude him and we do the transaction. i then persaude him to send me another 150mil for discounts on my ships i make. he now says hes broke. i tell him i will rent his scorpion at 15mil a day he does it.
I then tell him, for your cooperation as a parting gift (hint "parting") i will rig his rokh for him, his scorp and raven came fully rigged. i tell him to give me the rokh and i will fly to jita and rig it for him and return within 20 mins. he does it, he now has 0 isk and no ships, minus the 25mil i gave him for renting. in that 20mins i managed to scam another person for a small 300mil. he gets all freaked out and i log.
#2: I tell the guy he will get a carrier at 1billion isk fully fitted and with fighters. after 24hours of talking with the guy, he finally agrees (it was worth it) it took about 2 hours of talking the first day, and finally persauding him the next. he send over 750mil for starters and will pay the rest later. he then has a friend who wants a rokh, i say ok, he send 129mil to me for the rokh. 2 weeks later i confess and i tell him a scammer i then block him.
#3 this is also a very funny one and my last one. i make a contract for one moa, telling him i will sell him 100 moa's at 3mil a pop, i make contract for 1 moa. he says
"but it only says 1 moa are you trying to scam me?" i say it says 300 to me one sec i will take a screenie for you.
so i took a screenie, and after 10mins of getting the photoshop work right, i paste it on photobucket and he accepts the contract. he says, it only gave me 1 moa! i say, hmmmmmm ok for the trouble come to Umokka, i will give you another 100 at same price, so he send over 300mil without contracting, and then i logged. this is after he sent 500mil worth of shares also.
Anyhow i am terminating this character, farewell hope you enjoyed my stories, many similar as well, you may call me a dirty scammer, but i only scam the isk buyers and by these stories you can tell that is the truth.
With over 15 billion isk and more in assets, i bid my farewell.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.20 08:27:00 -
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I'm jealous in a way... 
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 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
It's great being a puppetmaster 
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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 08:28:00 -
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All in only 3 months as well)
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ceyriot
Entropians on Vacation
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Posted - 2008.06.20 08:55:00 -
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Originally by: Thewhite suitedman
With over 15 billion isk and more in assets, i bid my farewell.
Can I has SOME of your stuffs?
Faction Store - Killboard |
Pieter Bruegel
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Posted - 2008.06.20 09:03:00 -
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A fool and their money are soon parted, some guy had negative debt and asked me to hold stuff for him to transfer to his new character, whilst tempted to log after accepting, had given my word and apparently he owes me :)
Can understand handing over 1 ship, but several all at once plus lots of isk :)
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Sidephex
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.20 09:10:00 -
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Edited by: Sidephex on 20/06/2008 09:09:56
i cant believe it! where the hell do you find such people? i want some of them too!
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H Lecter
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Posted - 2008.06.20 09:19:00 -
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Disgusting!
...disgusting but very funny too. Well, I guess the ones stupid enough to believe you, deserved what happened to them. Judging by their stupidity I also agree that they were ebayers.
So good fun if you make a new char and continue the work. Rip them off!
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Tenuo
Native Freshfood
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Posted - 2008.06.20 10:45:00 -
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Ahhh yes, making money off idiots, there's several ways:
1) Scamming
2) Ganking Haulers
3) Ganking faction fitted battleships
4) Buy orders.
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Euriti - I'll continue my nerd forum rage! |
1Evildude
Most Wanted INC
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.06.20 10:46:00 -
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15 bil, yeah right! Proof or STFU.
As you've already stated that you can work with Photoshop, screenshots can't be trusted, so I suggest that you send the 15bil to me so I can verify this.
I will return the ISK to you straight away..... Honest.
PS: Please don't be put off by the name "1Evildude"; I am a man that can be trusted!
*** Of all the things I've lost, I miss my boot.ini file the most ***
Mega Night Out! |
Malegnis
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Posted - 2008.06.20 11:48:00 -
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is this sanctioned by CCP?
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Von Wulfe
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.06.20 12:07:00 -
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There was this time, with a goat... oh wait, wrong forums...
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kublai
Art of War
Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.20 12:09:00 -
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Congratulations and good luck onwards :)
Good job.
Methods of Torture - Latrocinium |
Grarr Dexx
Naval Protection Corp
Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2008.06.20 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: 1Evildude
15 bil, yeah right! Proof or STFU.
As you've already stated that you can work with Photoshop, screenshots can't be trusted, so I suggest that you send the 15bil to me so I can verify this.
I will return the ISK to you straight away..... Honest.
PS: Please don't be put off by the name "1Evildude"; I am a man that can be trusted!
A TRAP!
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.06.20 12:54:00 -
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It was a good thing I wasn't drinking anything. I would have quenched my thirst.
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Advorber
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Posted - 2008.06.20 12:56:00 -
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Like the old adage says "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is".
I lul'd lots
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.06.20 14:46:00 -
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Good haul mate. Too bad you're stopping. Eve needs people to separate its fools from their money :f
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Thuul'Khalat
Phoenix Wing
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Posted - 2008.06.20 14:53:00 -
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Originally by: Malegnis
is this sanctioned by CCP?
Yes
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Kirex
Vale Heavy Industries
Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:06:00 -
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Lustbader VonHardcore
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:13:00 -
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You evil,evil man.
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Raito22
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:31:00 -
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that's pretty...smart imo.
i don't feel bad for the ppl that fell for your scams.
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Bleeshtar
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Posted - 2008.06.20 15:52:00 -
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Hrm any releation?
Scamming Allowed?
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ArwenUndomiel
Exanimo Inc
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Posted - 2008.06.20 17:28:00 -
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You stole 15Bill? If I send you some isk will you double it and send it back?
Good stuff dude!
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Enforcer of the NBSI policy
Exan is recruiting |
Cally Pitt
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Posted - 2008.06.20 17:32:00 -
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scamming, lying, cheating and just being a pirate is allowed.
if you are a fool to put your trust into someone then expect to be fooled.
and Thewhite suitedman very funny stuff,
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Malcanis
We are Legend
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Posted - 2008.06.20 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Malegnis
is this sanctioned by CCP?
Explicitly. Read the player guide.
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Le Sabre
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.06.20 18:18:00 -
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Wow, impressive scamming. I'm new to this game so I love to hear how people have made their fortunes (be it hard graft or messing with peeps). Obviously you've got some well practiced banter and would prolly make one hell of a car salesman :D .
Good read, made me laugh hard. One thing though, if you are retiring then what are ya gunna do with all that sweet sweet money. I'd suggest giving some of it to Le Sabre, I hear he needs it 
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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 20:24:00 -
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Originally by: 1Evildude
15 bil, yeah right! Proof or STFU.
As you've already stated that you can work with Photoshop, screenshots can't be trusted, so I suggest that you send the 15bil to me so I can verify this.
I will return the ISK to you straight away..... Honest.
PS: Please don't be put off by the name "1Evildude"; I am a man that can be trusted!
Unfortunatley me being a scammer detects a newb scammer....lol jk i dont have 15bil on me still i spent it on stuff, such as game cards, faction battleships for a b-day present to my cousin all sorts of stuff, i stand at about 3bil, with over 50 ships.
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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Le Sabre
Wow, impressive scamming. I'm new to this game so I love to hear how people have made their fortunes (be it hard graft or messing with peeps). Obviously you've got some well practiced banter and would prolly make one hell of a car salesman :D .
Good read, made me laugh hard. One thing though, if you are retiring then what are ya gunna do with all that sweet sweet money. I'd suggest giving some of it to Le Sabre, I hear he needs it
Some of the people i scammed or when i was in the process of scamming them said id make a great car salesman as well, funny youd say that;)
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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 20:25:00 -
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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu
Good haul mate. Too bad you're stopping. Eve needs people to separate its fools from their money :f
im not stopping! just getting a new character and taking a short break, i will be out there grabbing all ye money.
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Thewhite suitedman
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Posted - 2008.06.20 20:27:00 -
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Originally by: Bleeshtar
Hrm any releation?
Scamming Allowed?
No i never scammed him though he must be very foolish if hes been playing for 4 years
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Venetiyan'Hel
Fields Of Fire
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Posted - 2008.06.20 20:44:00 -
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GJ. You successfully won Eve. 
But, on a more serious note, o/, and give me some of you're ISK. Rich bastard...
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