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Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:44:00 - [1] NERF frigates ! They're way too cheap and pack the best damage/cost ratio ! NERF destroyers ! They're too cheap too and pack an insane alpha for their cost, too effective against nanos ! NERF cruisers ! You can easily speed-tank most, and the rest pack too much of a punch ! I mean come on, 600 DPS Thorax, are you insane ? NERF ! NERF battlecruisers ! Especially tier 2 ones ! Some get above-battleship level cheap tanks (Drake, an easy 600+ DPS omnitank), some get battleship-level damage (Harbinger, up to 900 DPS), and people can still afford them ! NERF battleships ! Especially tier 1 (and maybe tier 2) ones ! It's not normal for a Dominix or even an Armageddon to be so cheap and still push out so much damage ! The price is ridiculous too, after you take insurance into account ! NERF capitals ! Who cares they can easily die without support, they have way too many hitpoints, and can fit insane area damage via smartbombs, rendering frigate short-range assault fleets useless ! And god, the spider-tanking they can bring ! NERF nanos ! Because god forbid there might be somebody I can't kill when I see them, even if they can't do much to me ! NERF tanks ! Because I want to be able to kill anybody or anything in a 1-vs-1 combat, even if I'm in a frigate and they're in a battleship ! NERF damage ! Because nobody should be able to kill me if I'm small enough or fly fast enough or have enough friends around ! NERF focus fire ! Limit all PvP to 1-vs-1 ship combat, I want to measure my skill against one single opponent, not a blob of TWO or somesuch ! NERF trading ! Because nobody should be able to make so much money doing so little ! NERF mining ! Because nobody should be making any money doing almost nothing ! NERF highsec ! I hate CONCORD. It lags me too much. Get rid of it ! NERF suicide-ganking ! Because I want to safely move 100 bil worth of stuff in my untanked hauler in a 1.0 sec system. NERF everything else but me ! Because I pay 15 currency units per month and mine are worth more than anybody else's. This sarcasm brought to you by Akita "nerf-yourself" T.
Xaen Caldari Caritas.	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:45:00 - [2] FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD
Gort Storm Guard Elite	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:47:00 - [3] I concur. Get the bat.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:49:00 - [4] Originally by: Xaen FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD NERF forum colours ! And also NERF the lack of u in armour and colour !
Dosgar Caldari Rude Boys Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:50:00 - [5] hehe, signed
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:50:00 - [6] NERF the overview it's moving around is making the game to easy to control!
Xaen Caldari Caritas.	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:51:00 - [7] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Xaen FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD NERF forum colours ! And also NERF the lack of u in armour and colour ! Nerf youur moum.
Smacktalking Alt	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:52:00 - [8] Originally by: Xaen FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD I spent more time looking at this post than at the OP.
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:53:00 - [9] Originally by: Xaen Nerf youur moum. TouuchTe
Xaen Caldari Caritas.	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:53:00 - [10] Originally by: Smacktalking Alt Originally by: Xaen FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD I spent more time looking at this post than at the OP. Yay, I won at forums. -Xaen
Straight Chillen Gallente Solar Wind Ministry Of Amarrian Secret Service	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:53:00 - [11] Nerf Bat??!? hellz no, You need one of these for a nerfing of this epic proportions Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.
Pithecanthropus	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:54:00 - [12] NERF Akita T She's way too stupid to play this game! I mean come on, you're better off playing with yourself.
Xaen Caldari Caritas.	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:58:00 - [13] Originally by: Straight Chillen Nerf Bat??!? hellz no, You need one of these for a nerfing of this epic proportions link That is freakin' awesome. Also, you're going to get moderated for posting an img instead of a link, despite the fact that there's an img tag button. - Support fixing the UI\|Suggest Jita fixes\|Compact logs
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.06.30 19:59:00 - [14] Originally by: Pithecanthropus I mean come on, you're better off playing with yourself. NERF multiple personality disorder ! _ Vote on issue of mineral and moon material balance !
hall monitor	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:01:00 - [15] Nerf legitimate posts and allow trolls to festoon the MB's. Not me...I mean all those other losers out there.
Caitlyn Starchild Caldari	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:05:00 - [16] I just spilled my beer laughing at this post. Nerf Beer!
Dr Slaughter Minmatar Rabies Inc.	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:05:00 - [17] Umm may I humbly suggest you missed... NERF Mining! It's far too boring. Rabies is unexpected ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ dealing with the UNDERPANTS of eve since 2004
Lothros Andastar Gallente The Beer Barons	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:08:00 - [18] Nerf WoW Its too crap and Popular
Brazero Amarr Amarr Border Defense Consortium Curatores Veritatis Alliance	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:12:00 - [19] Originally by: Pithecanthropus NERF Akita T She's way too stupid to play this game! I mean come on, you're better off playing with yourself. Hell yeah, it's about time. Way to many stupid threads started by that noob. Originally by: Rodj Blake CCP are planning to give Amarrians some "oomph" Unfortunately, "oomph" is the sound one makes when kicked repeatedly in the ribs.
Riho Gallente Mercenary Forces	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:23:00 - [20] nerf this thread.... ... dunno why.. just do.. :D
Walter Model Caldari 7th Panzer Division	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:25:00 - [21] lol
Jacob Mei	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:27:00 - [22] Nerf the Nerfing Nerfers who have been Nerfing the Nerf out of the Nerf bat for Nerf sake!
Tyrantus Amarr 24th Imperial Crusade	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:40:00 - [23] Bunch of scruffy nerfherders the lot of you.
northwesten Amarr Trinity Corporate Services	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:42:00 - [24] nerf your self!!
Jenny Spitfire Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:42:00 - [25] Hi. Waht si a nerf?
knifee Caldari Euphoria Heavy Industries	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:45:00 - [26] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hi. Waht si a nerf? Nurf Jenny Spitfire!
Jenny Spitfire Caldari LoneStar Industries Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:46:00 - [27] Originally by: knifee Edited by: knifee on 30/06/2008 20:45:38 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hi. Waht si a nerf? Nerf Jenny Spitfire! Is taht gut or bad? --------- Technica impendi Caldari generis. Pax Caldaria! Go vote! Put voice for silent majority. LOVE PVP, HATE grief
Gone'Postal Minmatar Vengeance 8 Interceptors	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:53:00 - [28] Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Originally by: knifee Edited by: knifee on 30/06/2008 20:45:38 Originally by: Jenny Spitfire Hi. Waht si a nerf? Nerf Jenny Spitfire! Is taht gut or bad? Bad Questions, Comments, Problems, Please address them to the CSM.. Now CCP Never have to visit the forum. -V8I-
Complete Tart	Posted - 2008.06.30 20:55:00 - [29] NERF newbies They've got it too easy... they should flash red and be freely killable by everyone for their first 3 months! (It's a harsh universe, don't like it GB2Wow etc etc) mashes calculator this would increase subscriptions by 33.327%
LaVista Vista	Posted - 2008.06.30 21:00:00 - [30] NERF Akita T! Akita makes way too many good points
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.06.30 21:08:00 - [31] Edited by: Slade Trillgon on 30/06/2008 21:11:58 Good one Akita. O7 Originally by: Caitlyn Starchild I just spilled my beer laughing at this post. Nerf Beer! Nerf hands since their stabilizers during laughing don't work. Slade
Blind Jhon Amarr Alenia psy departement	Posted - 2008.06.30 21:17:00 - [32] i ask for a character balancing: nerf portraits whit eyes -->... your 650mmII autocannon perfectly turn of wreking your untanked minmatar ship
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.06.30 22:05:00 - [33] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Originally by: Caitlyn Starchild I just spilled my beer laughing at this post. Nerf Beer! Nerf hands since their stabilizers during laughing don't work. Hey, no "BOOST hands" posts in a "NERF stuff" thread !
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.06.30 22:20:00 - [34] Originally by: Akita T Originally by: Slade Trillgon Originally by: Caitlyn Starchild I just spilled my beer laughing at this post. Nerf Beer! Nerf hands since their stabilizers during laughing don't work. Hey, no "BOOST hands" posts in a "NERF stuff" thread ! LOL I got my terminology mixed up. Fix made. Slade
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.01 00:30:00 - [35] Oh, and I completely forgot to mention it specifically NERF spider-tanking ! Because focus fire ALWAYS has to be easily able to beat focused repair ! _ Vote on issue of mineral and moon material balance !
Tankn00blicus Cosmic Vacum Cleaners	Posted - 2008.07.01 00:38:00 - [36] Edited by: Tankn00blicus on 01/07/2008 00:39:04 NERF CHRIBBA!! ... runs from the scary veldnought
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.01 02:46:00 - [37] Nono, you mean NERF capitals in highsec
Allen Ramses Caldari Typo Corp	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:03:00 - [38] Nerf Nerfing! It's done way too bloody often and it destroys unbalanced gameplay! ____________________ Pimped out Raven to run level 4 missions quickly: 210 Mil ISK. Realizing your 120 Mil ISK Drake gets the job done faster: Priceless.
Sorum Daemoth Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:09:00 - [39] Nerf Eagles. *You just got WTF EXIT ganked!*
Allen Ramses Caldari Typo Corp	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:11:00 - [40] Nerf American Bald Eagles! ____________________ Pimped out Raven to run level 4 missions quickly: 210 Mil ISK. Realizing your 120 Mil ISK Drake gets the job done faster: Priceless.
Mabel Ainsworth	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:15:00 - [41] This was supposed to be funny?
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:19:00 - [42] Originally by: Mabel Ainsworth This was supposed to be funny? Sarcastic. Some people consider sarcasm funny, some don't.
Artemis Rose Eleckrostatik	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:40:00 - [43] Nerf Forum Trolls!
Vaal Erit Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2008.07.01 03:58:00 - [44] NO U! NERF U! Sad, but if you put up each one of these nerfs into the CSM, and I'd bet you would get lots of thumbs up. -- http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
Tortun Nahme Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.01 04:06:00 - [45] Nerf Veldspar, it's everywhere!
Kalanar Rulers Of Mankind Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.01 05:28:00 - [46] NERF lowsec ! It's unfair that people can rat for so much money!
Kalanar Rulers Of Mankind Hydra Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.01 05:30:00 - [47] I mean 0.0, sorry.
A wiseman Death to Your King Coalition of the Chillin	Posted - 2008.07.01 06:26:00 - [48] Originally by: Kalanar NERF lowsec ! It's unfair that people can rat for so much money! nerf hydra

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2008.07.01 06:31:00 - [49] Originally by: Tankn00blicus Edited by: Tankn00blicus on 01/07/2008 00:39:04 NERF CHRIBBA!! ... runs from the scary veldnought This man speaks the truth, Chribba is way overpowered tbh! Wait a minute... is this one of those nano threads?!! NERF MORK&MINDY!

Nofonno Amarr Exploratio et Industria Morispatia	Posted - 2008.07.01 06:43:00 - [50] +1 for hilarity. NERF industry and manufacturing! Who cares if that makes all the shiny things in the game, no-one but me can have them! +1 for the re-introduction of 'u' --- A scientist must be an optimist at heart - to have the strength to rally against a chorus of voices saying "it cannot be done".
Frenetick	Posted - 2008.07.01 07:29:00 - [51] Nerf Conan the Barbarian! ...oh wait, Funcom got there first
D'ceet Shadows of the Dead Daisho Syndicate	Posted - 2008.07.01 08:23:00 - [52] nerf THE UNIVERSE! we dont need these lousy planets, stars, space whales...
Caitlyn Starchild Caldari Conditioned Response	Posted - 2008.07.01 08:27:00 - [53] Based on the hangover I currently have, I reiterate, NERF BEER ( and Red Wine, Vodka Slammers and Gin )
Lucy'Lastic	Posted - 2008.07.01 08:43:00 - [54] Nerf older players. If a Veteran fires on a new player all his skills should be reset to lvl 1.
Planks	Posted - 2008.07.01 08:48:00 - [55] Do us all a favour and nerf your head.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.01 09:32:00 - [56] so its happened Akita T has snapped at the stupidity of the forums, I look forward to the next How do I fit a drake/raven thread in the ships and modules forum
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.01 09:51:00 - [57] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton so its happened Akita T has snapped at the stupidity of the forums, I look forward to the next How do I fit a drake/raven thread in the ships and modules forum I'll see your hypothetical future Drake/Raven fit thread and rise you with a recent Carrier Skills thread _ EXPRESS SUPPORT for the issue of mineral and moon material balance !
Roy Batty68 Caldari Immortal Dead	Posted - 2008.07.01 10:50:00 - [58] You forgot 'Nerf ECM'. Should they ever nerf speed sufficiently enough to quiet the masses, the next topic in the queue is surely ECM. People have been warming up to it for awhile now. Kind of like a choir and orchestra warming up prior to a show. That jumble of noises that is just waiting to unite into a formidible force. The song they will sing the day of the Nano Nerf: The NERF has come! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! And it is GOOD! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! But we want more! MOAR PLOX! MO-MOAR! Hallelujah! The ECM. Hallelujah! It is baaa-ad. It sucks A LOT! Hallelujah! Sucky sucky! It needs a neeeeeeeerf! TomB! Ove-ur-er! Smacky smacky! For I should only have to fi-it What should he fit? Hallelujah? For I should only have to fi-it For he should only have to fi-it TAAAAAAAAAAAANK Hallelujah! Tanky goodness! and GAAAAAAAAAAAANK OMG! Love teh ga-ank! Ahhhhhhh.... men...
Megan Maynard Minmatar Out of Order Vanguard.	Posted - 2008.07.01 15:04:00 - [59] Originally by: Tyrantus Bunch of scruffy nerfherders the lot of you. Starwars reference 4tw....
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.07.01 16:07:00 - [60] Nerf EVE Online. I want instant rewards now. Slade
Jaratsri Amarr Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2008.07.01 16:14:00 - [61] Nerf, what is this word you speak of, Buff I say
Arvald Caldari Aurora Acclivitous Paxton Federation	Posted - 2008.07.01 16:15:00 - [62] Originally by: Xaen FIRST IN AKITA T THREAD every time i see stuff like that my right eye starts to twitch......bastard Originally by: Xanos Blackpaw Stealthbomber combat (or as i like to call it: Just because you *are* paranoid don't mean there isnt a invisible demon about to eat your face)
Akita T Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force	Posted - 2008.07.02 09:29:00 - [63] Originally by: Slade Trillgon Nerf EVE Online. I want instant rewards now. Wouldn't that be a buff too ? _ EXPRESS SUPPORT for the issue of mineral and moon material balance !
Pr0cy0n Caldari Primal Element	Posted - 2008.07.02 09:44:00 - [64] Nerf buffs. Or. Buff nerfs.
Franga NQX Innovations	Posted - 2008.07.02 11:10:00 - [65] Posting in a nerf the game thread. Originally by: Rachel Vend ... with 100% reliability in most cases ...
Ricky1989 Caldari Cake Protectorate	Posted - 2008.07.02 11:22:00 - [66] Nerf Training! Everyone should spawn in a titan when first playing!

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