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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2004.05.19 12:34:00 -
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2 nights ago in xetic space in my inty. I see lots of peeps on local and head to a gate on autopilot to get out, at the gate I see an Indy. I lock scrmable and web him and procedede to knock down his shields and armour. I ask for a extortionate randsom in the hope he has rare mods.
Usually I put a time limit of 30 or seconds on but it was early morning and I was tired. After several minutes I suddenly realise that he must be getting help and I open fire again as 5 BSs jump in from next system. I decide to stick around till he dies as a punishment.
Yarr I cry as he explodes. I click autopilot as the enemy get locks. I wait patiently as the heavy neutrons rip my ship to shreds. WTF?. I had autopilot set to the system the BSs had come from, the gate was 15km away.....
Suffice to say I was not amused. My 1st interceptor and I had only managed to get my 1st bounty that morning (another funny story but not for here :P)I managed to dock and figured I would run for it in the morning, I was desperate to keep the bounty and my clones were expensive.
Well 3 systems out I was podded. Lesson definitly learnt-set auto pilot to a decent destination
The autopilot had also made me miss 2 indys earlier on, as i locked and proceded to scramble I jumped out...
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Jade Constantine
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Posted - 2004.05.19 12:37:00 -
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 Originally by: Viceroy
We were fighting CoC back in EC-P8R. I went to get some corpses that were 20 km from the gate with my moa. The CoC squad warped in on me at that moment... Damn my passion for corpses 
Whats that Viceroy? You were "fighting" with a "CoC" and were undone by your passion for corpses? Good lord, and they say the Gallente have no sense of decency!
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eddie valvetino
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Posted - 2004.05.19 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Tophereon
My friends first day on eve, so I travel 15 jumps to meet him in my thorax to show him a nice shiny cruiser and get him instantly addicted! :)
We're hanging outside a station and he locks me. Now cause he's been in the game ten mins, he's got nothing to loose, so I thought it would be funny if I didn't warn him about concord.
Well he shoots, concord shoots, he discovers he has a pod.........
Then...... I realise concords shooting me too?? I'm in a pod....
Its a noob system, so noobs everywhere are looting my cans, so i quickly dock and get a ship, undock and I'm in a pod again..... 
Lost my ship, 8 Ogres, 5 miner IIs and rest of mods!! lol
But CCP refunded everything in a couple of days!! Nice.
Then I lost my thorax again for real becuase I got angry and shot an ore thief!! Doh!
Toph.
just wanna point out, that the guy who did this to Toph was also the guy who called me in to help with rats and got me killed up a PK
I also wanna point out, that's not his fault his a jinx
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Seer
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Posted - 2004.05.19 12:46:00 -
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Edited by: Seer on 19/05/2004 12:48:06
My stupidty lies in trusting any element of this game to work when needed :)
In a new megathron - unequipped due to just returning to eve after a 4-5 month absence. I had to make the trip into curse to pick up all my uber weapons and mods. News on from the corp and suchlike indicates a large CA blob directly in my path. Noooo problem - ill watch the map and avoid them. Anyway after waiting 3 jumps away the blob on the map hadnt moved..... so I thought I'll take one more jump and rest a while.....
Jump > webbed scrambled and slowly buttf*cked to death my the CA blob apparently 3 jumps away according to the map :/
My first ever BS loss and First ever podding 
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2004.05.19 12:58:00 -
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Ok I have a couple one is mine and one is a former corpmates. First mine.
1. Join game.
2. Do tutorial.
3. Undock
4. shoot station for fun.
5. Get ganked.
6. dock.
7. Undock
8. Repeat 5,6,7 for about an hour.
My corpmate's though is priceless. This is along time ago when lag could be really bad. This particular night the lag was so bad we left our home sustem for another. Then a bit later this corpmate logs on.
Eddie> Hey guys whats up? It took a long time to undock.
Us> Eddie, Vaankalen is REALLY laggy go somewhere else.
A few mins pass.
Eddie> Hey guys I'm mining but the the ore isn't going to my cargo?
Us> Where are you?
Eddie> Vaankalen
Us> Eddie it is going to cargo it's just really laggy. Get out of there.
a couple of more mins pass.
Eddie> hahaha guys these rats are shooting at me but not hurting me..
Us> Where are you?
Eddie> Vaankalen
Us> They are hurting you, you can't see it because of the lag. GET OUT OF THERE.
another min. goes by.
Eddie> Crap I'm dead.
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Psy Corp
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Posted - 2004.05.19 13:04:00 -
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Originally by: Seer
Edited by: Seer on 19/05/2004 12:48:06
My stupidty lies in trusting any element of this game to work when needed :)
In a new megathron - unequipped due to just returning to eve after a 4-5 month absence. I had to make the trip into curse to pick up all my uber weapons and mods. News on from the corp and suchlike indicates a large CA blob directly in my path. Noooo problem - ill watch the map and avoid them. Anyway after waiting 3 jumps away the blob on the map hadnt moved..... so I thought I'll take one more jump and rest a while.....
Jump > webbed scrambled and slowly buttf*cked to death my the CA blob apparently 3 jumps away according to the map :/
My first ever BS loss and First ever podding
thats welcome back for ya
well most stupied way i lost a bs is.. standing with scorpion a a gate bored.. thinking ahh lets se how good these smartbombs are on the npc..
and ofcourse i was to close to the gate and the sentrys started to shoot me..
but i got away first.. so i stood there thinking how long was it the sentrys rememberd agression??
and after 10 mins i didnt have patience to wait anymore so i started the autopilot.. i saw my ship warp.. but heres the thing yeah the sentrys where stil angry and yeah i saw my ship get out of warp 3 times and me turning on mwds 2 times and then blowing up 4 times..
lesson learnd was dont play when the internet all over the world is fubar because of a virus attack 
I Have The Power Of The Mighty Lo.0lipop..
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Telsa Lightning
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Posted - 2004.05.19 14:35:00 -
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Funny thread! Ok, in my stupid moment I didn''t really loose my ship, although I thought I did. I had logged out to take a shower. Logged back in, and my Megath was gone! I was back in my Rax! And why was I still training gunnery 3? What is going on?
I was just about to file a petition when I realized I had logged into the test server.
Duhhh! |
Raem Civrie
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Posted - 2004.05.19 14:38:00 -
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Warping into a roid field, switching to IRC for a few seconds while in warp, and completely forgetting that EVE was still active. I then started working on some story or another, and came back to find myself in a pod. My poor little Thorax. |
F4ze
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Posted - 2004.05.19 14:42:00 -
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My friend and me undock both at the same time in a 0.4 system.
I laugh a bit at his Executor, because I was in a Thorax. And then I decide to hit my smartbomb to tick him off, only: the station was a bit too close....
Before my friend had seen that sentry guns were locking me, he decided to do the same.
Result: 2 pods :) |
DeGrand
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Posted - 2004.05.19 15:01:00 -
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Basically sentries that got me whilst being a nub...
The first one was on my first pvp experience..we went pirate hunting in a fleet..dude in a shuttle warps in..I go KILL KILL KILL..and die in 5 secs (thorax) :P
The second one was just 2 weeks ago..I was utterly bored in fountain, came back from a agentmission and remembered the nice glow the webber created when webbing a gate..
mmhh..that station looks awfull big..bigger than a gate at least..would create some nice glow. Me locks the station, engages webby...GLOW..zap zap zap..krrrrggg...hello pod! Sucky thing was I had 250mm protos on the rax and what not lol..the locals who saw it had a laugh though...as did I hehe. |
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mafish
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Posted - 2004.05.19 15:56:00 -
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i lost my first ship the other day (raven) cos stupid grim thought it would be a good idea to engage us 5 vs about 10-13 people :/ ne ways i had a nice long list of people who attacked me
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Joshua Calvert
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:21:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Calvert on 19/05/2004 16:34:31
I lost my Raven yesterday because I assumed there was only 1 Zombie Tempest, 1 Zombie Scorpion, and a Zombie Interceptor (and their ever-present accompaniment of scout/orbiting alts) at the gate. Quite happy to engage those 3 in a Raven I jumped into Amamake and discovered this waiting for me:
2004.05.18 19:22:00
Ship Type: Raven
Solar System: Amamake
System Security Level: 0.4
Involved parties:
Name: PainBall (laid the final blow)
Security Status: -10.0
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Tempest
Weapon Type: Paradise Cruise Missile I
Name: Nova Ivanova
Security Status: -9.8
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Tempest
Name: Triniton
Security Status: -9.9
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Scorpion
Name: pippan
Security Status: -6.8
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Blackbird
Name: Kallar
Security Status: -9.8
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Scorpion
Name: Breeze
Security Status: 1.4
Corporation: Zombie Inc.
Ship Type: Crow
Warp-jammed about 6 times, target-jammed, and without MWD I lasted about 30 seconds
LEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! |
Deadflip2
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:30:00 -
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Edited by: Deadflip2 on 19/05/2004 16:34:27
Originally by: Viceroy
We were fighting CoC back in EC-P8R. I went to get some corpses that were 20 km from the gate with my moa. The CoC squad warped in on me at that moment... Damn my passion for corpses
dotn feel sad viceroy i lost more then just 1 cruisers do tue incidents like this  ,
one of my least joyfull moments would be times in the past i had ppl eject from their apoc and i was looking at the last 5 missiles impact and pop it  .
lost about 3 bbs with an alt becouse my mate forgot to turn a few of his ajmmers on in time
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I forgot to ask her her phone number" - Nelix trist
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wayz
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:32:00 -
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hehe mine was pretty funny.
I had recently purchased a tempest and stole a sweet tank setup off another member of CoD 
Deciding that I wanted to put it to a real test having beaten a few of my corpmates in pvp easily I Decided tyo try and take on some big cruiser spawns at close range with 800mm artillerys and no missile launchers
having beaten off a few 4-5x big cruiser spawns I warped into a belt in LEK.
there I found an UBER SPAWN
were talking like 12 cruisers and the same number of frigates.
I had the opputunity to warp............
I could of easily escaped............
but NOOOOO I just had to do it, I just had to take on the biggest group of high end cruiser NPC's I had ever seen.
I nailed a few and then they nailed me 
IU still maintain If I'd just been able to kill that one more ship my sheulds would have stabalised 
Well.......... mebe next time
Wayz: cmon X hurry up I aint got all day!
Twisted Xistance: oh yeah lol.... anyway, you have got all day you benefit scrounging jobbless schmoe!
Wayz: too chey :) |
xeno calligan
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:33:00 -
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Edited by: xeno calligan on 19/05/2004 16:43:09
Back when I was a 2 month old n00bling, I was on the threshold of true greatness; I had amassed the unfathomable sum of 80m isk and after much work found a corp that could actually sell me a mighty Scorpion class battleship!
For weeks I had worked like mad;
I had ninja mined in my Imicus,
I had hauled ore with instadock bookmarks,
I had afk mined Omber in a huge 0.2 belt with my indy as I slept,
I had mined Kernite at gunpoint with basic mining drones,
and my eyes would bleed whenever I set my eyes upon an asteroid.
But it was all worth it -- by commanding a battleship I had become one of the true elite pilots in eve. Let the puny mortal pirates in Obe tremble beneath me in fear of my mighty Scorpion!
On that fateful 2nd trip in my Scorpion, I set out for 0.0 space to hunt NPCs with the most powerful rails available in the universe: 250mm rails. Since I was still getting the hang of equipping the Scorpion, I was going to take it easy, so I warped to a belt in shallow 0.0 and engaged a small squadron of 4 Osprey NPCs. It was a walk in the park -- or so I thought.
After killing 2 of them my cap was at 60% and shields at 75%, so I engaged the medium shield booster which had the effect of instantly draining the cap to 20% and the shields to 25%.
Not quite what I had in mind, but no panic since there were only 2 Ospreys left. Still, just to be on the safe side, it might be a good idea to engage the MWD to get some distance and regroup. The MWD failed to fire a single cycle, but drained the rest of the cap (and not a small portion of it) for the effort.
Slight panic, but the situation wasn't critical -- even without the shield booster and MWD it should be more than possible to kill them before the scorpion would start taking hull damage. I waited patiently for the capacitor to recharge for a few shots of hot antimatter rounds, but found that the first turret I activated drained the entire cap without firing.
As the 2 Ospreys were chipping away my armor I realized that infact any module would fail to activate and drain the entire cap. Not too long after I found myself in a brand new pod barely being able to afford buying back the Thorax I sold to get the funds for the Scorpion 
Despite that the infamous cap bug and the shield booster bug were major problems at the time, the GMs couldn't help since in EVE you're guilty until proven innocent.
"If you can't afford to loose it, don't fly it."
But on the bright side, I have never touched a 'roid since then -- they still make my eyes bleed  |
Galk
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:55:00 -
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Mining away under armour tanking.
Armour reps last 3hrs before they turn off.
Result.
Flying towards my battleship on my 2nd account... Saw the ship go up in smoke..
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Little wonder why people were, what this person was telling my friends: http://galk.50megs.com/logs/ |
Mrmuttley
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Posted - 2004.05.19 16:59:00 -
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I lost a ship the other day just plain unlucky when I warped my Punisher right into the middle of a bunch of 6 Guristas in Moa cruisers
But for just plain stupid you cant beat my first ever ship loss. I was fairly noobish just got myself a Punisher. Went off to do agent missions mainly courier work in Med sec space. On the way back from my mission I mistook someones -0.5 sec status for a -5 sec status and locked him up and shot him. Cue Concord warping in a toastng my ship. Back to station in my pod and time for another read of the rules of engagement.
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Hmmm I need a Sig |
Tronsol
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Posted - 2004.05.19 17:45:00 -
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head on a burn eden tempest with a lot of drones with my kestrel
a first time for everything
rape and tape
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Susan Chase
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Posted - 2004.05.19 17:55:00 -
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I went out drinking and came hope really drunk. Anyway the next morning I log on and 2 of my battleships are missing. I have some vague memories of giving them away to random ppl  |
parthon
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Posted - 2004.05.20 03:59:00 -
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ok about a half hour ago I lost my raven decked out to a very stupid move. I was just undocking to let a player that we are at war with shoot at me in his interceptor and I locked him and went to fie a gun and fired missle and to my surprise cruise missle hit station and sentry guns took me out I did get my pod back in station but that hurt for sure
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djNME
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Posted - 2004.05.20 06:56:00 -
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lol @ stories,
Well, my story starts like a few of the others.I head to a .2 system rdy to hunt some catz that were pestering one of my mates. I was in my rupture followed by a scorp. We are 2 systems away and jump into ibash one system away from our destination. As i sit at the gate i looked to see if their is sentries.. i didn't see any.. well i see one of these catz jump it.. so i am like KILL HIM!!! lol i lock the target fire 3 cruise and unload with my galiums 720's as i'm laughed that i killed his ship... and gloating and yelling voer local not to mess with us.. i look down at my ship's health meters.. so see my last bit of 25% hull left wtf!?! wtf!?! Auto warp out!.... BOOM as i sit there .. staring at my local gloats.. i went from happiness n glee too crying n having to dock.. it was fully insured but i lsot about 3 mil in mods.. was my first real pvp experiance n i got owned.. as i looked back to .. there was 2 sentries.. one was hid by my local n the other by gangm8'z.. =\ talk about going form feeling like the leet killer to.. the super noob.. not to mention i wrecked my friends "hunting" and made him turn right around n jsut head back home 8 ju mps....
\0/ at me noobular!!
NME
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StarStriker
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Posted - 2004.05.20 08:01:00 -
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Got a couple here hehe. first one is me and the second is a corp mate
1.
I was casually flying back from an agent mission in 0.8 space when i decided so see if there was a rat base or something in the system. i asked in local and then discovered it was at planet 3.
So i warped to the location thinking "0.8 space, 2k rats FFS. ill just see whats there"
jumped in saw a rat targeted it....next thing in in an egg. Thinking wtf? I just been ganked by a player? Looked round nearest person over 300km away...?
Check info on the rats. Er...30k rats all 7 of them lol.
There goes my Thorax
Thankfully i wasnt running missions in my Megathron. or i would have lost that lol. UNINSURED!!!
Good job my thorax was. i actually profited from it in the end hehe, and spent it all on skills lol.
2.
Corp member recently got a Megathron. first one. weve all been working towards it just before started with mine. so, he decided to go and mine in EWOK, a 0.0 system. ON HIS OWN!!!!!!
Boom, one uninsured Megathron gone!!
You can tell i have nothing to do at school when i start typing posts like this hehe
"Anyone else think a Vexor looks like a space hairdryer?" |
Jaabaa Prime
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Posted - 2004.05.20 08:54:00 -
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The funniest thing I saw was during the beta.
One of our pilots was in an indy full of Bistot warping to a gate that was 130au away and was asked if he had an item. He opened his assets to take a look but I can't honestly remember his reply.
He closed the assets window only to see himself in a pod at the gate.
We were all laughing so hard after we heard his reaction on teamspeak.
Reason ? There was a bug in the game back then causing you to eject if you opened your assets screen in space. He had opened it while his ship was recharging for the next warp jump on that long 130au haul.
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
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