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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:31:00 -
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oke i'm not noob i been playing for a few weeks now.. i'm just disappointed at the game mechanics.. i'm not whining but i just think i dont get fun worth me monthly payment
you see, my friend Mintal told me that 95% of eve players are girls (hence its called eve). he also told if i blow up a ship of a girl, the girl will be wanting to come over to my place.
i'm not noob but i'm fool for believing in this.. i blow ships, nobody blows me.. i doubt there are any girls flying battleships in eve.. miners maybe, but i really dont want share me bed with someone covered in veldspar dust..
where are the girls? my days playing this game is wasted.. i want my money back and i will sue Mintal..
also when i warp scramble, i dont get the cutscene where pamela anderson is seen is naked.. i dont know if this is a bug, or its just because i use tech-1 scramblers. please fix it
ps: if i didnt blow your ship yet and you want to come over to me place, please do, i'll blow your ship later on and we'll be even
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DubanFP
Caldari
Four Rings
Souls of Vengeance
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:34:00 -
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Welcome to your first lesson of EVE. Don't trust anybody. Not even the Devs.
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Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:35:00 -
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WhAT,
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DesuSigs |
Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:37:00 -
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 Originally by: DubanFP
Welcome to your first lesson of EVE. Don't trust anybody. Not even the Devs.
Mintal is not dev he's the designated Garmon watcher, but i get your point
still it doesnt change the fact i'm lonely
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Tarminic
24th Imperial Crusade
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:37:00 -
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Zinras
Caldari
Order of draugr
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:38:00 -
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Too obvious.
Originally by: CCP Greyscale
*moderated - mother abuse - Mitnal*
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
That si a fact comming out from my bran.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Zinras
Too obvious.
dont take that tone about my mother..
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp
New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:40:00 -
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*sets thread on fire*
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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Vivi Secta
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:41:00 -
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I'm told they're all in TNT alliance...
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Vivi Secta
I'm told they're all in TNT alliance...
where can i find tnt aliance?
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:51:00 -
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Aaah yeah awesome thread!
*has sex with the thread*
I came, move along.
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Admiral Pelleon
Caldari
White Shadow Imperium
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:52:00 -
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wow
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Originally by: Tarminic
I believe your mother should have re-rolled her birth control.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
Aaah yeah awesome thread!
*has sex with the thread*
I came, move along.
oke just petitioned you for having sex with my thread.. i hope you'll enjoy the banhammer
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Eel Sushi
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:55:00 -
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Way too obvious. Subtetly is the key.
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Kachak
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.07.12 23:56:00 -
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Originally by: Eel Sushi
Way too obvious. Subtetly is the key.
yea but i wanted to come out of the closet.. i'm a troll, you either love me or i love you
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JanoMark
smoking blunts
Mutual Assured Destruction
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Posted - 2008.07.13 00:07:00 -
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Originally by: Kachak
oke i'm not noob i been playing for a few weeks now.. i'm just disappointed at the game mechanics.. i'm not whining but i just think i dont get fun worth me monthly payment
you see, my friend Mintal told me that 95% of eve players are girls (hence its called eve). he also told if i blow up a ship of a girl, the girl will be wanting to come over to my place.
i'm not noob but i'm fool for believing in this.. i blow ships, nobody blows me.. i doubt there are any girls flying battleships in eve.. miners maybe, but i really dont want share me bed with someone covered in veldspar dust..
where are the girls? my days playing this game is wasted.. i want my money back and i will sue Mintal..
also when i warp scramble, i dont get the cutscene where pamela anderson is seen is naked.. i dont know if this is a bug, or its just because i use tech-1 scramblers. please fix it
ps: if i didnt blow your ship yet and you want to come over to me place, please do, i'll blow your ship later on and we'll be even
Failed troll.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.13 00:48:00 -
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slightly interesting troll 6/10
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:01:00 -
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Lots of Garmon copy cats in Genos Occidere, but you can't compare to the original.
Fail.
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Athre
Minmatar
The Higher Standard
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:02:00 -
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Women do play eve, but it sounds like you just want a bed buddy... go play with the gate camps, your chances of being screwed are better.
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hall monitor
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:18:00 -
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Edited by: hall monitor on 13/07/2008 01:18:35
Originally by: Kachak
ps: if i didnt blow your ship yet and you want to come over to me place, please do, i'll blow your ship later on and we'll be even
Tell ya what; I'll blow you kisses while you suck my battleship. deal?
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Wild Rho
Amarr
GoonFleet
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:23:00 -
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Edited by: Wild Rho on 13/07/2008 01:23:58
Originally by: Kachak
i'm not noob but i'm fool for believing in this.. i blow ships, nobody blows me..
ps: if i didnt blow your ship yet and you want to come over to me place, please do, i'll blow your ship later on and we'll be even
I don't think blowing works with girls unless I'm missing out on something new and exciting?
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Siberys
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:25:00 -
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Oh, so you're a newb who wants to mess? How about this, I meet you in Mara in a week, we blow each other up, and THEN I come over to your place?
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hall monitor
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:28:00 -
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Go try "second life" where it's all about sex and some stuff about pants size.
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Kazang
Gallente
KnightRaven Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.13 01:46:00 -
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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Neth'Rae
Gallente
Decorum Inc
Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.13 02:10:00 -
[25]
obvious but still hilarious :D
Request signatures at EVE-GFX |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.13 02:20:00 -
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Other poast was better tbh.
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DesertFox1940
Caldari
Atomic Reaction
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Posted - 2008.07.13 02:25:00 -
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please tell me he's joking, please oh please tell me this some sort of crude sarcasm
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Elise Randolph
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.13 02:37:00 -
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You were lied to, my good sir. You don't get a hummer every time you blow up. However, your warp scramble bug is pretty weird. You can try to clear your cache and make sure to clear the settings folder.
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Aranel Zirachii
Amarr
Burning Avarice
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Posted - 2008.07.13 04:46:00 -
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Edited by: Aranel Zirachii on 13/07/2008 04:46:46
Im a girl IRL...and i can tell you..your very...VERY mistaken by stupid male devs :D
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Franga
NQX Innovations
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Posted - 2008.07.13 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: Aranel Zirachii
Edited by: Aranel Zirachii on 13/07/2008 04:46:46
Im a girl IRL...and i can tell you..your very...VERY mistaken by stupid male devs :D
Blonde?
Originally by: Rachel Vend
... with 100% reliability in most cases ...
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