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CrazedCC	Posted - 2008.07.15 23:07:00 - [1] SO im sitting outside a station in Oursulaert camping my new friends R.A.Y waiting for a month old char to undock After 10mins of camping the silly bugger undocks in a Caracal.....me being in a Brutix with all T2 he pops very fast...so i scoop up the loot and sit there very happy with my self 2mins later a Hyperion undocks which is flown by a 1month old character in Stone Inc....i dont take much notice of it until he targets me...and opens fire I then Laugh.....and scoop up the mess thats left after concord is finished 2008.07.15 22:18:00 Victim: xxxxxxx Corp: Stone Inc Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Hyperion System: Oursulaert Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 29879 Involved parties: Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD Damage Done: 14616 Name: Gallente Sentry Gun / Federation Navy Damage Done: 13758 Name: CrazedCC (laid the final blow) Security: -1.0 Corp: I HATE U Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Brutix Weapon: Brutix Damage Done: 1505 Destroyed items: Hybrid Metastasis Adjuster I Frequency Modulation (Cargo) Warp Disruptor II Targeting System Subcontroller I 250mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2 'Arbalest' Rocket Launcher I Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I Synth Exile Booster (Cargo) PL-0 Shipment Probe Berserker I (Drone Bay) Inertia Stabilizers II (Cargo) Warded Magnetometric Backup Cluster I Thorn Rocket, Qty: 30 (Cargo) Trimark Armor Pump I Defender I, Qty: 100 (Cargo) Uranium Charge M, Qty: 160 Dropped items: Target Painting (Cargo) 250mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 4 Auto Targeting System I Uranium Charge M, Qty: 3695 (Cargo) Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction Acolyte I (Cargo) Thorn Rocket, Qty: 30 'Accord' I Core Compensation Basic Gyrostabilizer Berserker I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Suppressed Targeting System I Thorn Rocket, Qty: 859 (Cargo) Fourier Transform I Tracking Program Overdrive Injector System II Uranium Charge M, Qty: 80 I know there are 100s of posts like this but i make a habit of never posting on fourms but this was to funny to keep to my self
The Jackhammer Minmatar Wolf Tactical Solutions	Posted - 2008.07.15 23:34:00 - [2] Originally by: CrazedCC SO im sitting outside a station in Oursulaert camping my new friends R.A.Y waiting for a month old char to undock WOW you must be bored -or- desparate for a kill Thank-You, The Jackhammer Banners and Signatures by: Kalen Vox
Krasnij Okjabre Caldari Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.07.15 23:46:00 - [3] Unimpressed cat is... unimpressed. Month old char... I wish I was as good as you. Kras. You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer.
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.15 23:51:00 - [4] Originally by: CrazedCC but this was to funny to keep to my self No, it wasn't.
Hanneshannes	Posted - 2008.07.16 00:02:00 - [5] I was sitting in a belt in an Osprey, waiting for some ca flipper to do what they are best at when a Myrmidon engaged me, warped off to a station and got concordokkened. Upon asking why he attacked me, he claimed that I was cheating because I killed him without being anywhere close to him.
Xynrokh	Posted - 2008.07.16 04:07:00 - [6] fail
Joe Starbreaker AnTi. Atrocitas	Posted - 2008.07.16 04:51:00 - [7] He dropped a "Target Painting"? Doctor your killmails much?
Joe Starbreaker AnTi. Atrocitas	Posted - 2008.07.16 04:52:00 - [8] Originally by: CrazedCC Destroyed items: Hybrid Metastasis Adjuster I Frequency Modulation (Cargo) Warp Disruptor II Targeting System Subcontroller I 250mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2 'Arbalest' Rocket Launcher I Large 'Accommodation' Vestment Reconstructer I Synth Exile Booster (Cargo) PL-0 Shipment Probe Berserker I (Drone Bay) Inertia Stabilizers II (Cargo) Warded Magnetometric Backup Cluster I Thorn Rocket, Qty: 30 (Cargo) Trimark Armor Pump I Defender I, Qty: 100 (Cargo) Uranium Charge M, Qty: 160 Dropped items: Target Painting (Cargo) 250mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 4 Auto Targeting System I Uranium Charge M, Qty: 3695 (Cargo) Large F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction Acolyte I (Cargo) Thorn Rocket, Qty: 30 'Accord' I Core Compensation Basic Gyrostabilizer Berserker I, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay) Suppressed Targeting System I Thorn Rocket, Qty: 859 (Cargo) Fourier Transform I Tracking Program Overdrive Injector System II Uranium Charge M, Qty: 80 Quoted against edits...
DubanFP Caldari Four Rings Souls of Vengeance	Posted - 2008.07.16 04:54:00 - [9] Originally by: Joe Starbreaker He dropped a "Target Painting"? Doctor your killmails much? Might have been a skillbook _______________ CCP Atropos > I pod people because there's money to be made in selling tears.
Tchell Dahhn Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.07.16 04:59:00 - [10] Originally by: DubanFP Might have been a skillbook /me facepalms. Umm, Joe? You might want to make this your sig... ...as repentance. We're Recruiting!
Keeves Minmatar Sexy Pirate Club	Posted - 2008.07.16 05:31:00 - [11] Originally by: Hanneshannes I was sitting in a belt in an Osprey, waiting for some ca flipper to do what they are best at when a Myrmidon engaged me, warped off to a station and got concordokkened. Upon asking why he attacked me, he claimed that I was cheating because I killed him without being anywhere close to him.
Khraunus	Posted - 2008.07.16 08:10:00 - [12] I once had a cyclone get my covert ops into 80% armor before concord killed him.
Tenacha Khan E-Thugz	Posted - 2008.07.16 09:58:00 - [13] Stories about concord owning people are unly funny when the people that died post it. Like, one day I agreed a 1v1 vs a fellow mega in Jita, he dropped a can, I took from it and shot him. The End
whisk The Scope	Posted - 2008.07.16 10:11:00 - [14] Originally by: Tenacha Khan Stories about concord owning people are unly funny when the people that died post it. Like, one day I agreed a 1v1 vs a fellow mega in Jita, he dropped a can, I took from it and shot him. The End lmao
Doonoo Boonoo	Posted - 2008.07.16 10:58:00 - [15] Originally by: CrazedCC I know there are 100s of posts like this but i make a habit of never posting on fourms but this was to funny to keep to my self Please continue to never post on the forums. Your story is painfully unfunny and without incident. 0/10
Ess Erbe Caldari Dromedary Goat Albatross and Fish Big Bang Quantum	Posted - 2008.07.16 11:08:00 - [16] The fact that he had a rocket launcher fitted to his Hyperion makes this a worthy thread.
Tenacha Khan E-Thugz	Posted - 2008.07.16 11:15:00 - [17] Originally by: Ess Erbe The fact that he had a rocket launcher fitted to his Hyperion makes this a worthy thread. I didnt bother reading the fit, but that did make me lol a bit; in all fairness the victim must have been pretty damm new to have that kinda fit.
Gaven Blands Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.16 12:18:00 - [18] When you level up, you'll be allowed to leave the generous 30km dock perimeter of ours3.
Amberfyre	Posted - 2008.07.16 12:26:00 - [19] Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Unimpressed cat is... unimpressed. Month old char... I wish I was as good as you. Kras. SHABBA!
Dirk Magnum Spearhead Endeavors	Posted - 2008.07.16 12:32:00 - [20] Month old players in Battleships are old hat. Come back when you kill someone's Falcon that had target painters and hull reppers in its mid slots.
Tenacha Khan E-Thugz	Posted - 2008.07.16 13:06:00 - [21] Originally by: Dirk Magnum Month old players in Battleships are old hat. Come back when you kill someone's Falcon that had target painters and hull reppers in its mid slots. Hull tanking? All the cool kida are doing it these days!
Omarvelous Destry's Lounge	Posted - 2008.07.16 13:25:00 - [22] But guys a BATTLESHIP was killed! __________________________________________________ Sup brosef! Destry's Lounge is looking for a few good drunks - contact me in game.
MailDeadDrop Archon Industries	Posted - 2008.07.16 15:06:00 - [23] Originally by: Ess Erbe The fact that he had a rocket launcher fitted to his Hyperion makes this a worthy thread. Not only that, but also cruiser-class railguns (250mm) on a ship with damage bonus for battleship-class railguns/blasters. And the broken "Auto Targeting System", too (has that module ever worked?). Fail fitting all-around. MDD Jump Clones: 8M and NO corp switching
Andrest Disch Amarr Smiley Face Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.16 15:15:00 - [24] Originally by: MailDeadDrop Originally by: Ess Erbe The fact that he had a rocket launcher fitted to his Hyperion makes this a worthy thread. Not only that, but also cruiser-class railguns (250mm) on a ship with damage bonus for battleship-class railguns/blasters. And the broken "Auto Targeting System", too (has that module ever worked?). Fail fitting all-around. MDD But, he had an overdrive fitted, didn't you know that that mod kills everything? It's like a DDD.
Krasnij Okjabre Caldari Federation of Freedom Fighters Executive Outcomes	Posted - 2008.07.16 17:59:00 - [25] Originally by: Amberfyre Originally by: Krasnij Okjabre Unimpressed cat is... unimpressed. Month old char... I wish I was as good as you. Kras. SHABBA! Quotin' dis. You'd be amazed how fast a cats lives run out when you have a hammer.
Ka Jolo Ministry of Destruction Southern Cross Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:01:00 - [26] Originally by: CrazedCC I know there are 100s of posts like this but i make a habit of never posting on fourms but this was to funny to keep to my self Yarr! Good on you, mate. I have to admit, though, it didn't seem at all funny to me. Fun--sure. A rush--probably. Funny? I don't get it. I guess you're one of the "lulz" crowd. Your Money or Your Life: the journal of a space pirate
Thor Firehammer Amarr Infinite Sorrow Inc	Posted - 2008.07.16 21:16:00 - [27] There are some funny concord kills like having my faction fitted cnr on auto pilot but not afk. Arriving at gate with 6 empire gankathrons they all lock me up and unload as I turn on my pithi shield booster and hardners and watch them all get ganked by concord. Then a follow up hate convo by one of the pilots screaming "YOU NUB who would auto pilot and not be afk!"
SirMoric Caldari State War Academy	Posted - 2008.07.16 22:56:00 - [28] Originally by: Thor Firehammer There are some funny concord kills like having my faction fitted cnr on auto pilot but not afk. Arriving at gate with 6 empire gankathrons they all lock me up and unload as I turn on my pithi shield booster and hardners and watch them all get ganked by concord. Then a follow up hate convo by one of the pilots screaming "YOU NUB who would auto pilot and not be afk!" That's hillarious! rgds
ReallyDeadKenny Rage Of Fury	Posted - 2008.07.17 00:18:00 - [29] Come on CC! Post all the killmails from the war! Im sure these people would love to see how you set up your Brutix and Hyperion, as well as how that Caracel you killed was set up!
Tardar Muller Caldari Spitzerr's Pirate School Yarr	Posted - 2008.07.17 08:01:00 - [30] TO THE CONCORD GUN!!!!!!

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