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Arvald Caldari Ninja's N Pirate's	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:16:00 - [1] Edited by: Arvald on 16/07/2008 16:17:10 Edited by: Arvald on 16/07/2008 16:16:45 ok so im bored here in class so i thought id write up some of the rules ive learned for the almost 2 years ive been pirating for other people to see 1. You WILL loose it eventually, it is just a matter of time 2. The scanner is your bestest friend USE IT DAMMIT 3. a ship sitting alone in a low sec belt with 10 other people in the system might be bait, a ship sitting alone in a 0.0 system with 10 other people in the system IS bait 4. dont fly it if your not comfortable loosing it 5. just because he is in a noobcorp dosent mean he cant still kick your ass 6. flying drunk has never brought any good, try not to fly anything over the size of a cruiser when wasted 7.just because his sec status is positive dosent mean he isnt another pirate 8. dont accept gang invites from anyone you dont know or trust ever ever EVAH 9. keep autoreject on while getting your yarr on and the most important of all the rules 10. if you find yourself in a fair fight.....you **ed up BIG TIME feel free to add more Originally by:** Siddy APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111 im in your forums, derailing your threads
Elias West Mentally Disordered Criminals	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:22:00 - [2] a ship sitting alone in a low sec belt with 10 other people in the system might be bait, a ship sitting alone in a 0.0 system with 10 other people in the system doesnt know what an intelchannel is fixed it for you ...
Arvald Caldari Ninja's N Pirate's	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:23:00 - [3] Originally by: Elias West a ship sitting alone in a low sec belt with 10 other people in the system might be bait, a ship sitting alone in a 0.0 system with 10 other people in the system doesnt know what an intelchannel is fixed it for you ... .......also good and accurate Originally by: Siddy APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111 im in your forums, derailing your threads
Foocurr	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:39:00 - [4] Ninja's N Pirate's...what? It should be: Ninjas N Pirates unless you were talking about the Ninja's N Pirate's favorite food or the Ninja's N Pirate's tips on how to create a stupid corp name.
Arvald Caldari Ninja's N Pirate's	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:42:00 - [5] Originally by: Foocurr Ninja's N Pirate's...what? It should be: Ninjas N Pirates unless you were talking about the Ninja's N Pirate's favorite food or the Ninja's N Pirate's tips on how to create a stupid corp name. ok ok i had a bit too much to drink before making it and im planing on reformign when i get home Originally by: Siddy APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111 im in your forums, derailing your threads
Foocurr	Posted - 2008.07.16 16:44:00 - [6] Originally by: Arvald Originally by: Foocurr Ninja's N Pirate's...what? It should be: Ninjas N Pirates unless you were talking about the Ninja's N Pirate's favorite food or the Ninja's N Pirate's tips on how to create a stupid corp name. ok ok i had a bit too much to drink before making it and im planing on reformign when i get home fair enough hehe
McTard	Posted - 2008.07.16 17:02:00 - [7] My 1st rule of EVE "Don't be a tard". Uhh, wait....oh nm.
Faife Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa	Posted - 2008.07.16 17:48:00 - [8] "losing" and "lose" both have 1 'o'. - -
z0de Gallente The Bastards	Posted - 2008.07.16 17:57:00 - [9] It took you 2 years to learn that?
Kahrek Laume Gallente Atropos Asylum	Posted - 2008.07.16 18:37:00 - [10] Kahrek's twoi rules of piracy. 1-) There is no overkill, there is no bad kill there is only a kill regardless of how you get it. 2-) Win, don't lose. If you spend 100k in ammo to pop a noobship at an undock it is still worth it, if he gets upset over it then you win again. Regards, Kahrek.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente Apocalypse Ponies	Posted - 2008.07.16 18:55:00 - [11] i like all except #6
Slvre	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:36:00 - [12] YARR!!! Arvald is a great teacher, and a great person to fly with. Looking forward to finding more to gank with you.
Chigy Minmatar 2advanced Heavy Industries	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:40:00 - [13] Originally by: Slvre YARR!!! Arvald is a great teacher, and a great person to fly with. Looking forward to finding more to gank with you. Oops for posting with a throw away alt...
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:41:00 - [14] 10 is 4 cowards. ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Tchell Dahhn Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:45:00 - [15] Tchell's Law of Salvaging "When your cap is running low, carebear tears will fuel your ship." We're Recruiting!
Dosgar Caldari Rude Boys Pirate Coalition	Posted - 2008.07.16 19:57:00 - [16] Originally by: Kahrek Laume If you spend 100k in ammo to pop a noobship at an undock it is still worth it, if he gets upset over it The truth. ---
Aenis Veros Caldari Alphaflight	Posted - 2008.07.16 22:41:00 - [17] If you have to post, at least learn how to spell.
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:00:00 - [18] Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. maybi englihs isnt our first langouge? i hate ppl like u + I WILL KILL U WHEN I SEE U ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Rev Fernie Logical Progression	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:06:00 - [19] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. maybi englihs isnt our first langouge? i hate ppl like u + I WILL KILL U WHEN I SEE U He means in game hopefully......
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:15:00 - [20] on tranquility server of eve online yes ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
H Lecter Gallente The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:21:00 - [21] Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. And if you have to post, - learn respect - learn tolerance - post somewhere, where you have an idea what you're talking about - provide useful input (strongly connected to the previous point) Troll Land *this direction*
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:25:00 - [22] Originally by: H Lecter Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. And if you have to post, - learn respect - learn tolerance - post somewhere, where you have an idea what you're talking about - provide useful input (strongly connected to the previous point) Troll Land *this direction* this WE NOT TOLERAT DIKS LIKE U AENIS ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
kessah State Protectorate	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:28:00 - [23] Originally by: H Lecter Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. And if you have to post, - learn respect - learn tolerance - post somewhere, where you have an idea what you're talking about - provide useful input (strongly connected to the previous point) Troll Land *this direction* Yes, quite. This isnt a Formal Report, spell your damned corp however you feel. It isn't an English exam.
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:36:00 - [24] Originally by: kessah Originally by: H Lecter Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. And if you have to post, - learn respect - learn tolerance - post somewhere, where you have an idea what you're talking about - provide useful input (strongly connected to the previous point) Troll Land *this direction* Yes, quite. This isnt a Formal Report, spell your damned corp however you feel. It isn't an English exam. ccp dosnt allow "GURISTAS" so they gotta do "gurlistas" ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
rValdez5987 Amarr Tacos Revolution	Posted - 2008.07.17 12:44:00 - [25] Quote: 7.just because his sec status is positive dosent mean he isnt another pirate Thats where I fit in. +3.92 sec status, yet I just ransomed some poor guy 100 mil 2 days ago.. he didn't pay so he died. Was fun killing a rokh in a myrmidon. Im adding a rule. 8. Just because he isn't a flashy -10 pirate, doesn't mean he isn't going to wtfbbq your ass if he catches you in a belt.
Malidia	Posted - 2008.07.17 13:06:00 - [26] Edited by: Malidia on 17/07/2008 13:06:32 nice list newb still pirating i see arvy but you have to be able to use any ship when drunk yarrr
Lord Zoran House of Tempers	Posted - 2008.07.17 13:07:00 - [27] my silly alt above
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.17 13:17:00 - [28] Ok... so here are tech's rules of pirating (going off of yours) 1. Correct, I always lose my ships 2. YES USE THE SCANNER (or don't, and die) 3. Solo ship in lowsec... maybe bait. Ship in 0.0 most likely bait (Unless it's Hydra space, they don't respond very quick ) 4. Best thing to know in eve, follows rule 1. 5. Noobcorp guys can't bring in friends to do anything but remote rep. 6. flying drunk is not good for you, tech flying drunk = the only time I ever FC halfway well (true story) 7. Positive sec is the way to pirate. (ok, -10 is fun) 8. Accepting random gang invites leads to interesting fights sometimes (or death... but meh) 9. Auto-reject... who does that? 10. A fair fight is frigate vs battleship, until the battleship brings friends ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster

CCP Mitnal C C P	Posted - 2008.07.18 00:08:00 - [29] Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. maybi englihs isnt our first langouge? i hate ppl like u + I WILL KILL U WHEN I SEE U If this is the case you must have hit the language tapes pretty hard between here and here. Mitnal Community Representative CCP Games, EVE Online Email / Netfang

Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.18 00:33:00 - [30] in before the terrible "LOL MINTNAL VERSUZ GARMON LULZ" posts
Commander Thrawn the united	Posted - 2008.07.18 02:12:00 - [31] Originally by: Arvald Edited by: Arvald on 16/07/2008 16:17:10 7.just because his sec status is positive dosent mean he isnt another pirate no that means he's not a pirate
Sin Fae Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2008.07.18 02:55:00 - [32] Edited by: Sin Fae on 18/07/2008 02:55:14 From the Old Pirate Testament; a letter from Sin to the Pirate Coalition: I. When engaging in the Act That Pews, forget not to Parlay the Ransom. Woe to those who do not Ransom, your wallet will empty, and beggar you will become. II. When flipping the Can of Bounty rejoice! But beware, look to the heavans and lo; The Can of Bounty is fickle. The Wise Pirate right clicketh the Can of Bounty to find the true intentions. III. To Steal without Stealing, to Ransom without Ransoming, to Talk without Talking, and to Fly without Flying; thy true Pirate are you IV. Thou shalt Trust the Untrustable, and Distrust the Trustable; for underneath thy fuzzy skin - a serpent awaits. V. Study the Act That Pews, as the Pirate rarely fights with greater numbers. VI. Thou Shalt have no Shame in Running. Thou Shalt have Shame in Losing. VII. Thy Novice Destroys. Thy Pirate Glistens. VIII. Strike when Thy opponent is Weakest. Run when Thy opponent is Strongest. IX. If Thou forget All, align. X. Thy Novice Hopes thy Outcome. Thy Pirate Knows thy Outcome. XI. Know thy Sec Status. Know thy System Sec better. . . . . "Suicide Gank Someone Day"(prizes)
El'Tar Caldari Heretic Militia	Posted - 2008.07.18 07:30:00 - [33] Edited by: El''Tar on 18/07/2008 07:30:17 Originally by: CCP Mitnal Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. maybi englihs isnt our first langouge? i hate ppl like u + I WILL KILL U WHEN I SEE U If this is the case you must have hit the language tapes pretty hard between here and here. **** U!!! and ** U!!!!!!!!! (ingame) som of us got mothers that actualy cares bout us u kno. she helps me make writings sometimes jus cos ur mother not help u dnt mean u shud go into nerd rage or be EMO mintal is now knon as EMO mintal dik edit : ill 1v1 u no_Ob ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
TheTerribleTerryTate Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2008.07.18 07:42:00 - [34] NO U!!!! i warrior for mitnal!! doosh. amidoingitrite? -- No Pain No Game! POST WITH YOUR ALT!
Nexus Kinnon SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.18 08:41:00 - [35] Originally by: TheTerribleTerryTate NO U!!!! i warrior for mitnal!! doosh. amidoingitrite? no
Venetiyan'Hel Minmatar Fields Of Fire	Posted - 2008.07.18 08:51:00 - [36] To Quote Achmed the Dead Terrorist (YouTube) Quote: SILENCE! ... I Keel You... On a more serious note, Mitnal Vs Garmon would be entertaining... Although, Mitnal would win, as he has Cheat Hacks Love you Mitnal
Zhenga	Posted - 2008.07.18 15:03:00 - [37] Originally by: El'Tar Edited by: El''Tar on 18/07/2008 07:30:17 Originally by: CCP Mitnal Originally by: El'Tar Originally by: Aenis Veros If you have to post, at least learn how to spell. maybi englihs isnt our first langouge? i hate ppl like u + I WILL KILL U WHEN I SEE U If this is the case you must have hit the language tapes pretty hard between here and here. **** U!!! and ** U!!!!!!!!! (ingame) som of us got mothers that actualy cares bout us u kno. she helps me make writings sometimes jus cos ur mother not help u dnt mean u shud go into nerd rage or be EMO mintal is now knon as EMO mintal dik edit : ill 1v1 u no_Ob I thought you æwarrior for women belong to youÆ not warrior for mother belong to you?? I thought you lived with wife. I thought u æmake sexÆ every night. Not live with mommy in basement? BUSTED?
El'Tar Caldari Monkey Madness.	Posted - 2008.07.18 20:30:00 - [38] zhenga u r make up lies imo i not say anythin where i was said i was do live with mother basment. also, my private laife with tash is my busnes. ________________________________________________ MY BIG BROTHER BEING JESUS CHRIST IN HIS BATTLEWAGON OF DOOM
Technomagez	Posted - 2008.07.18 21:29:00 - [39] Originally by: Tchell Dahhn "When your cap is running low, carebear tears will fuel your ship." LMAO, that actually made me laugh.
White Chasm Caldari Blood In Blood Out	Posted - 2008.07.19 03:18:00 - [40] Did Mitnal seriously call out El'Tar: Prince of Trolls on this? You may have gone to the well once too often! _________________ Originally by: CCP Mitnal Although it's comforting to note that the majority of pirates will be remaining single for the foreseeable future.
Sikander 2	Posted - 2008.07.19 14:26:00 - [41] rule 11) Just because he's a flashy red -10 sec. status with a 1bil isk bounty doesn't mean he isn't some carebear who will run away at the sight of you warping in in an ibis... rule 12) Just because he's a flashy red -10 sec. status with a 1bil isk bounty does mean he isn't some carebear... rule 13) Just because he's a flashy red -10 sec. status with a 1bil isk bounty means he might be a carebear, might not be, might be a bug... have i confused you yet?
Euriti Gallente SniggWaffe	Posted - 2008.07.20 08:57:00 - [42] 11. If you find yourself in an unfair fight, you are garmon
Samaritan Azuma Gallente Trans Eve Organization	Posted - 2008.07.20 11:39:00 - [43] EvE general rules 1- make your own rules. 2- if you need a second rule, you arent doin it right. TREO custodian
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates	Posted - 2008.07.21 00:03:00 - [44] Originally by: Samaritan Azuma EvE general rules 1- make your own rules. 2- if you need a second rule, you arent doin it right. Originally by: Siddy APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111 im in your forums, derailing your threads
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates	Posted - 2008.07.21 17:43:00 - [45] Originally by: Chigy Originally by: Slvre YARR!!! Arvald is a great teacher, and a great person to fly with. Looking forward to finding more to gank with you. Oops for posting with a throw away alt... yay i have groupies \/ Originally by: Reem Fairchild The fact that people who post stupid things get instant and honest feedback letting them know how stupid they are, is one of the best qualities of the Eve forums.
Dantes Revenge Caldari	Posted - 2008.07.21 18:16:00 - [46] If it seems like the kill was too easy, don't stick around because you'll soon find out why. -- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
Arvald Caldari Ninjas N Pirates	Posted - 2008.07.21 18:39:00 - [47] Originally by: Dantes Revenge If it seems like the kill was too easy, don't stick around because you'll soon find out why. ooh like that one Originally by: Reem Fairchild The fact that people who post stupid things get instant and honest feedback letting them know how stupid they are, is one of the best qualities of the Eve forums.
Lun Coldwell	Posted - 2008.07.21 19:34:00 - [48] Originally by: Tchell Dahhn Tchell's Law of Salvaging "When your cap is running low, carebear tears will fuel your ship." Beautiful!
Aenis Veros Caldari Alphaflight	Posted - 2008.07.22 11:08:00 - [49] It's always funny to see all the poor excuses concerning spelling ability. Everything ranging from rampant dyslexia to "You're not a teacher". Hell, English isn't my first language - yet I still spell decently.

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