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Asharee Intrefer
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Posted - 2008.07.19 06:54:00 -
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You hear about people who have certain special last wishes for their funerals. Many times it's a special song, and some actually manage to plan pranks...
To combine the two, why not leave an instruction to have this song played? No way they can get out of it that time. 
Any other ideas or examples?
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Asharee Intrefer
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Posted - 2008.07.19 06:55:00 -
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And yes, you should be able to figure out what's behind that link...
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Kazuma Saruwatari
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.19 07:04:00 -
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haha, nice try. 
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Razagel
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Posted - 2008.07.19 07:05:00 -
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I fell for it >_<
But I agree my final act in death will be to rick roll everyone !!
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Asharee Intrefer
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Posted - 2008.07.19 07:11:00 -
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 Originally by: Kazuma Saruwatari
haha, nice try.
Well, there was a heads up. I'm too carebearish even to rickroll witout a warning... 
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.19 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Razagel
I fell for it >_<
But I agree my final act in death will be to rick roll everyone !!
it was so obvious, i clicked to make sure it was it
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Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.07.19 09:31:00 -
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You could probably just put some rude messages on the gravestone. 
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Buff Plankchest
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Posted - 2008.07.19 09:34:00 -
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"SEE? TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!"
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Xindi Kraid
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Posted - 2008.07.19 09:58:00 -
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While I don't plan on pranking anyone my ideal funeral would be a keger and my corpse would be packed with explosives.
Though I will have anoug post-mortem sense to make sure the drunks stay away from the fuse.
Though being the guy who killed 5 people after he was dead might make the papers.
--Bird of Prey: Forum God
Caveat Emptor
Caveat Venditor
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Rover Vitesse
Gallente
FinFleet
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.07.19 11:13:00 -
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Originally by: Buff Plankchest
"SEE? TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!"
Spike Milligans Epitaph
I think being cremated to the tune of "Hot Stuff" - by Donna Summer would be pretty amusing.
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.07.19 11:52:00 -
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I always thought a lot of those silly t-shirt slogans, that make next to no sense and on top of that are just funny for people with the mental capabilities of 5year olds (no offense, kids) would suddenly turn into hilarity when used for gravestones.
Like this one (please excuse my lack of desire to spend more time in Photoshop):
clickeh for teh picture
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Zephyr Rengate
dearg doom
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Posted - 2008.07.19 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: P'uck
I always thought a lot of those silly t-shirt slogans, that make next to no sense and on top of that are just funny for people with the mental capabilities of 5year olds (no offense, kids) would suddenly turn into hilarity when used for gravestones.
Like this one (please excuse my lack of desire to spend more time in Photoshop):
clickeh for teh picture
I like those t-shirts....
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Xindi Kraid
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Posted - 2008.07.19 12:47:00 -
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Originally by: Rover Vitesse
Originally by: Buff Plankchest
"SEE? TOLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG!"
Spike Milligans Epitaph
I think being cremated to the tune of "Hot Stuff" - by Donna Summer would be pretty amusing.
I can see that working IF yo die in the next few years when peole still remeber that song
--Bird of Prey: Forum God
Caveat Emptor
Caveat Venditor
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.07.19 13:28:00 -
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Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
I like those t-shirts....
But wouldnt it be a lot better, if they were gravestones?
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.07.19 14:09:00 -
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Originally by: P'uck
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
I like those t-shirts....
But wouldnt it be a lot better, if they were gravestones?
And very perminant 
P.S. That picture made me laugh hard and I needed it. Saturday shifts FTL 
Slade
"I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self" |
Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.19 15:50:00 -
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lol nice try
best pranks for a funeral are -- if you are gonna be cremated, drink lots of alchohol (strong alchohol) so you explode when they try to burn u.
Or put a pressure activated switch on the lid of your coffin, with a prerecorded message of "NO NO LET ME OUT HELLLLLLP" so when they start to bury you they have to dig u up again.
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Zeon Mackie
Caldari
Global Dominion Enterprise
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:17:00 -
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Tunes to be buried to -
"Stayin' Alive - The Beegees"
/thread
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Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:21:00 -
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Originally by: Zeon Mackie
Tunes to be buried to -
"Stayin' Alive - The Beegees"
/thread
You can't /thread your own post.
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hired goon
Infinite Improbability Inc
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:29:00 -
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"Respawn in 5"
-omg-
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Slade Trillgon
Siorai Iontach
Brotherhood of the Spider
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:33:00 -
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Originally by: Sniper Wolf18
best pranks for a funeral are -- if you are gonna be cremated, drink lots of alchohol (strong alchohol) so you explode when they try to burn u.
Make sure that you choose the non-live viewing for this option. If you want to be viewed before cremation your body will have to be embalmed, completely ruining any chance this would have of working.
Slade
"I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self" |
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Imperator Jora'h
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Posted - 2008.07.19 16:56:00 -
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My favorite story about someone's last messing with someone else was the following (I think this is really considered to be true but who knows):
Setup: Two comedians or something of that sort as this goes back a bit. I forget who the two guys were so no cites but they were famous in their time and while being friends and a life long rivalry. The following was documented (others were there to witness it). One comedian was on his death bed and the other attending him. Went something like this:
Dieing Comedian (last moments): Come closer.
Competitive Friend: Yeah?
Dieing Comedian: Closer!
Competitive Friend: Ok.
Dieing Comedian: (touches his friend) Tag, you're it. (comdedian dies)
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"Of course," said my grandfather, pulling a gun from his belt as he stepped from the Time Machine, "there's no paradox if I shoot you!"
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.19 17:31:00 -
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You could have a little crypt with a power source (probably a well hidden solar battery), temperature sensors and speakers in it. Everything should be waterproof, etc. When somebody approaches during the day, random eerie sounds/whispers are played(1 time only) to freak out the people. If somebody comes at night, the sounds could be howling, laughs, cries......
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.19 17:46:00 -
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Edited by: Micheal Dietrich on 19/07/2008 17:46:34
I plan to be stuffed and sitting in the third row. It'd be funny to see who doesn't notice me
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Rebal 88
Minmatar
Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.19 19:06:00 -
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ooo. best idea ever. When your old pretend your dead, ofcourse fill in the crucial people, but when your about to be buried pop out of the coffin and have the rick roll music playing.
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.19 19:28:00 -
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Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 19/07/2008 19:29:56
I want tiny letters on my gravestone to say:
If you can read this, you're too close so get off my grave.
Edit: The alternative in tiny letters as well would be:
Can you step back a bit, your breath stinks.
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There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters
DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.07.19 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Rebal 88
ooo. best idea ever. When your old pretend your dead, ofcourse fill in the crucial people, but when your about to be buried pop out of the coffin and have the rick roll music playing.
And "die" on the 30-31 of March. So the burial would be held on the 1st of April
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Jacob Mei
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Posted - 2008.07.19 20:37:00 -
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I plan to leave instructions to have my arms mechanicalized so that at the wake they will rise up towards the ceiling at a predetermined time, I also want a zombie moan to eminate from a hidden speaker on my dead person.
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Sneerglaw II
Amarr
Seventh Cav Logistik
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Posted - 2008.07.20 03:41:00 -
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I want to buy 3 coffins...one full size and 2 baby sized. When they're supposed to roll me out for the viewing, they roll in the 2 baby sized ones. And have the funeral director tell my family that they ran out of adult sized coffins and had to put my body in the baby sized coffins!
And like a comedian said(cant remember who it was though, talking about John Stamos), pay a famous actor to show up at your funeral, come cry, and leave! That'd be awesome. |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.20 19:18:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Rebal 88
ooo. best idea ever. When your old pretend your dead, ofcourse fill in the crucial people, but when your about to be buried pop out of the coffin and have the rick roll music playing.
And "die" on the 30-31 of March. So the burial would be held on the 1st of April
this is where we can go
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