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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:29:00 -
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For whatever reason, I've always referred to races as "flavors". It might be because I've read "flavor of the month" too many times.
Anyway, I decided that each race had a flavor.
Amarr was cherry. This seemed easy. Minmatar seems like a cinnamon. Maybe rhubarb. Gallente was meat. Maybe steak or pork chops. Caldari.. I'm having trouble with. Tofu? 
So, tell me, if you had to pick a flavor for each race, what would it be?
Fake Edit: I like food. 
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Ashen Angel
Minmatar AA Mining
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:31:00 -
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skittles
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:32:00 -
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Amarr - Veal Minmatar - Vindaloo Gallente - Steak Caldari - Fried calamari rings
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:34:00 -
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Caldari is jam, clearly.
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:35:00 -
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Originally by: Tamia Clant Caldari is jam, clearly.
I almost asked what flavor, until I realized it wasn't necessary.
Raspberry.
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Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:36:00 -
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Amarr - beef Minmatar: KFC Gallente: Snails/Frogs Caldari: Tastes like BITING A MOTHER****ING STEEL BAR, **** YEAH
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:38:00 -
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Edited by: Neth''Rae on 20/07/2008 01:41:19
Originally by: AstroPhobic
Originally by: Tamia Clant Caldari is jam, clearly.
I almost asked what flavor, until I realized it wasn't necessary.
Raspberry.
  
Amarr - Wine Minmatar - Licorice Gallente - Hamburger Caldari - Skimmed Milk Powder
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umop 3pisdn
Minmatar Fnck the blob.
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:42:00 -
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Confirming that caldari is the rice nation
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Maestro Ulv
Phaze-9
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:43:00 -
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Caldari - Pot Noodle. Doesn't matter which flavour coz they ALL taste the same and have absolutely nothing good in them for you.
Gallente - Kinda like a big ass mixed grill, loads of flavour and style with a gazillion chips on the side falling off your plate no matter what you tell them to do.
Minmatar - Chocolate, every variety. Fills you up and leaves ya fat in mere minutes, fastest snack food you can buy and leaves ya with more fillings than a whole roll of ducktape can fill. Ultimate sugar rush but ultimatley leaves ya hungry for real food.
Amarr - Ever been to a really posh eating establishment? Ya know the type, 6 courses of wonderful looking food that makes your brain do wizzbangs with the taste but once ya leave you go to the burger house for something filling.
Ok, so not actual flavours but its what sprang to mind when I saw the question.
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Aloriana Jacques
Amarr Royal Amarr Institute
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:43:00 -
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Amarr - Deliciously nutty fudge Min - That chocolate chip cookie you dropped on the kitchen floor but picked up before the 3 second rule claimed it. Gal - Fruit Salad Cal - As said above, jam. - - - Aloriana Jacques - Skill Sheet
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Telemicus Thrace
Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:45:00 -
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Amarr Dainty sushi rolls wrapped in gold leaf and presented by naked slave boys.
Minmatar Spit roast pig, taters, piles of meat all served with buckets of mead and fighting.
Gallente Snails and Quafe. Maybe some other stuff for desert that nobody can pronounce.
Caldari Seafood platter. Jam and concrete for desert.
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:46:00 -
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Based on the wonderful minds here, revised:
Caldari: Jam + Rice Gallente: Escargo Amarr: Red Wine Minmatar: Still undecided. 
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:51:00 -
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Amarr: Vanilla Ice Cream Minmatar: Chocolate Sticks Gallente: Mint Blocks Caldari: Caramel Chewing Candy
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Fabien Aldric
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:54:00 -
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Edited by: Fabien Aldric on 20/07/2008 01:53:48 oh come on, minmatar are obviously nigra kentucky fried chicken
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Billy Sastard
Amarr Life. Universe. Everything.
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Posted - 2008.07.20 01:55:00 -
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Originally by: Fabien Aldric Edited by: Fabien Aldric on 20/07/2008 01:53:48 oh come on, minmatar are obviously nigra kentucky fried chicken
ITT: bad taste -=^=-
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Arvald
Caldari Ninjas N Pirates
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:02:00 -
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Originally by: Fabien Aldric Edited by: Fabien Aldric on 20/07/2008 01:53:48 oh come on, minmatar are obviously nigra kentucky fried chicken
no, jsut no man
Originally by: Siddy
APERANTLY GEED PEE VEE PEE PLAYAS!!111
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:04:00 -
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Reported, get out of my thread kthx.
Anyway, I need some good ideas for minmatar.
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Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:11:00 -
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Originally by: Telemicus Thrace Caldari Seafood platter. Jam and concrete for desert.
 
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Mordred Ottomo
Terran Resurrection
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:13:00 -
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Edited by: Mordred Ottomo on 20/07/2008 02:14:49 Edited by: Mordred Ottomo on 20/07/2008 02:14:02 Minmatar = Sloppy Joes -tasty and filling, but always look like they're about to fall apart.
Gallente = Hamburgers -easy and common, everyone eats them, but no twists or hidden flavour.
Ammar = Pot-roast -A good heavy meal, you know you've eaten.
Caldari = Wild Game -It can be a delicious meal, full of hidden tastes, unfortunately too many amateurs attempt to make it and end up ruining the recipe.
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Faife
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:16:00 -
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i endorse this thread. - -
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Gealbhan
Caldari Infernal Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:17:00 -
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Everyone knows Minmatar are mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Amarr is raspberry ripple
Caldari is vanilla
Gallente is neopolitan
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:23:00 -
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Originally by: Gealbhan Everyone knows Minmatar are mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Amarr is raspberry ripple
Caldari is vanilla
Gallente is neopolitan
Ice cream huh? Didn't your agent ever tell you that not every mission will be pleasure planets and pie delivery? 
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Clair Bear
Coalition of Nations Free Trade Zone.
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:34:00 -
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Minmatar: Hungry man TV dinner. Including box. With a side order of duct tape.
Caldari: Overcooked tofu, rice, white bread. And other foods with a minimum of color, odor, taste or texture.
Amarr: beef tongue served on a platter of dog chow. Any way you look at it it's disturbing.
Gallente: this joke intentionally left blank.
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matty01
Dark Knights of Deneb Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2008.07.20 02:47:00 -
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god i haven't had good calamari in so long :/
living in the midwest sucks...also thanks for making me hungry
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Tredegar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 03:24:00 -
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Caldari comes in 2 flavors: Spam and jam.
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Saint Lazarus
C R Y O
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Posted - 2008.07.20 04:35:00 -
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Whiskey flavaa!
Minmater are obviously whiskey every other race is vanilla -----------------
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Karl Luckner
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Posted - 2008.07.20 05:07:00 -
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Amarr- Sherry Caldari-Riesling Gallente-Sauvignon blanc Minmatar-Becks
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Azirapheal
Amarr Insane Decision
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Posted - 2008.07.20 05:18:00 -
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Amarr = stout Gallente = strawberry fruit beer Min = white lightning, bought at corner shop and drank outside on corners at night while hurling abuse at old people. caldari = water
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2008.07.20 06:59:00 -
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Minmatar - red apples Gallente - green apples Amarr - yellow apples Caldari - oranges

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Hieronimus Rex
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Posted - 2008.07.20 07:43:00 -
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Amarr - Wine and Bread Minmatar - KFC Caldari - Filet Mignon Gallente - Freedom Fries
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2008.07.20 07:50:00 -
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Originally by: Hieronimus Rex Amarr - Wine and Bread Minmatar - KFC Caldari - Filet Mignon Gallente - Freedom Fries
lol
Why KFC ? Fetchez la vache !
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Eran Laude
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2008.07.20 07:51:00 -
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I fly cherry.
Since I always get popped 
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Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.07.20 07:58:00 -
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Amarr - Oatmeal. Nutritious and filling but always lulz at when mentioned to the other races.
Minmatar - Hotdogs. Fast to fix and tasty but made of things you would probably not deign to mention in the company of others.
Caldari - Hungry Man frozen dinner. Generic food(?) that appeals to the masses and is cheap as shit to boot.
Gallente. Energy drink. If your looking for maximum pew pew for your sp then look no further.
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Roy Batty68
Caldari Immortal Dead
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Posted - 2008.07.20 09:36:00 -
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Originally by: Tredegar Caldari comes in 2 flavors: Spam and jam.

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Ulric Denrai
Amarr Glass House
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Posted - 2008.07.20 10:20:00 -
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Amarr - Meatballs Minmater - Speedballs Gallante - Friedballs Caldari - Farmerballs
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.07.20 10:53:00 -
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Amarr - absynthe, classed by experienced people as being very good but leaves amateurs and people just having sip dead in it's wake Caldari - beer, common and nothing special in most cases. It's cheap and very good at sulling you into lonely boredom Gallente - Red Bull, lookatit damage oooh damage damaaaaage!!!!! killkillkillkill *topple over* Minmatar - tequilla, whodamn what a rush, MORE! afterwards you find yourself halfdead and halfnaked somewhere in an alley but DAMN you sure had fun.
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.20 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Ulric Denrai Amarr - Meatballs Minmater - Speedballs Gallante - Friedballs Caldari - Farmerballs
What's a farmerball? 
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Amira Silvermist
The Aegis Militia Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.20 19:28:00 -
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Originally by: Telemicus Thrace Amarr Dainty sushi rolls wrapped in gold leaf and presented by naked slave boys.
I would have said "Banana" but I guess yours is a good choice too...  ----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Chris Bartlett
Caldari shadow and flame Hydra Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.20 20:09:00 -
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Originally by: Kweel Nakashyn
Originally by: Hieronimus Rex Amarr - Wine and Bread Minmatar - KFC Caldari - Filet Mignon Gallente - Freedom Fries
lol
Why KFC ?
Caus they're black I'm highly biased about most things, but it has nothing to do with the overall view of my corp or alliance |

Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.20 20:27:00 -
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Amarr: ONO (Hawaiian fish, great for grilling, fun game fish, can be a challenge to less accomplished fishermen)
Gallente: Mahimahi (Related to the Dolphin [not the mammal], tough, fast, and tasty. Easy fish to cook and eat)
Minmatar: Opah (also called moonfish, awesome for sashimi, grilling and goes well with beer)
Caldari: Hebi ( a type of spearfish, can be mean as hell when hooked and don't make the mistake of grabbing it by the mouth, they have nasty teeth)
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AstroPhobic
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.21 02:08:00 -
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Originally by: Stormwind Bloodfeather Amarr: ONO (Hawaiian fish, great for grilling, fun game fish, can be a challenge to less accomplished fishermen)
Gallente: Mahimahi (Related to the Dolphin [not the mammal], tough, fast, and tasty. Easy fish to cook and eat)
Minmatar: Opah (also called moonfish, awesome for sashimi, grilling and goes well with beer)
Caldari: Hebi ( a type of spearfish, can be mean as hell when hooked and don't make the mistake of grabbing it by the mouth, they have nasty teeth)
Storm
Funny.. some people make flavors fish... desserts, drinks... balls? 
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.07.21 02:12:00 -
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Originally by: Tredegar Caldari comes in 2 flavors: Spam and jam.
This.
Also, all races taste like chicken and pod fluid. -
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Siviran
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.07.21 03:09:00 -
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The Amarr are bitter: Cocoa Powder, Coffee, Hops heavy beers, and the like.
The Gallente are Sweet: Candies, Sweet Fruits, Honey.
The Minmatar are sour: Lemons, G****fruit, and Tamarind come to mind.
As for the Caldari, I always figured the Caldari taste like Soylent Green would taste.
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Faife
Minmatar Kinda'Shujaa
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Posted - 2008.07.21 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: Tredegar Caldari comes in 2 flavors: Spam and jam.
wins, total wins. - -
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Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.07.21 04:38:00 -
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Originally by: AstroPhobic
Originally by: Stormwind Bloodfeather Amarr: ONO (Hawaiian fish, great for grilling, fun game fish, can be a challenge to less accomplished fishermen)
Gallente: Mahimahi (Related to the Dolphin [not the mammal], tough, fast, and tasty. Easy fish to cook and eat)
Minmatar: Opah (also called moonfish, awesome for sashimi, grilling and goes well with beer)
Caldari: Hebi ( a type of spearfish, can be mean as hell when hooked and don't make the mistake of grabbing it by the mouth, they have nasty teeth)
Storm
Funny.. some people make flavors fish... desserts, drinks... balls? 
Each one of these fish has a very distinct flavor. It's easier to describe the fish than the flavor, but if you ever come to Hawaii, try each of them. you'll see what I mean.
Storm
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Mara Rinn
Minmatar
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Posted - 2008.07.21 04:42:00 -
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I've always thought of Caldari as being like Rice & Tofu. Filling, but bland.
Flying Minmatar ships is like dining on the world's tastiest, hottest vindaloo. Real fun while the going's good. But damn, if you don't know what you're doing you'll cause yourself some pain. Even if you do know what you're doing, that stuff is hot on the way in, hot on the way out, if you know what I mean.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.21 04:42:00 -
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Amarr: Licorice Gallente: Mint Caldari: Ribbon Candy Minmatar: Toffee, the reaaaaaally sticky stuff
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"Go read Crime and Punishment for a few days then come back."
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UGLYUGLY
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.07.21 06:54:00 -
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Amarr are like those fancy box of chocolate. Most of it taste like crap but you get one or two awesome bits.
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Wil Smithx
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Posted - 2008.07.21 08:21:00 -
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Minmatar: Spit roast whole pig Gallente: Fillet steak with plum sauce, Mmmmm Amarr: Plain rice Caldari: Cake
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Ayures
The Baros Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.21 08:36:00 -
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Amarr: Wine Minmatar: Beer Gallente: Whiskey Caldari: Gin
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Wil Smithx
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Posted - 2008.07.21 08:38:00 -
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Originally by: Ayures Amarr: Wine Minmatar: Beer Gallente: Whiskey Caldari: Gin
Minmatar are obviously.... RUM YARRR, be a bottle of grog for me
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RiotRick
Black-Sun Frontal Impact
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Posted - 2008.07.21 08:58:00 -
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Gallente - French fries. They really pack a punch when they hit you in the face from close up :)
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