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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.25 13:39:00 -
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Edited by: Judicator on 26/05/2004 05:02:13
Edited by: Judicator on 26/05/2004 04:59:00
The notorious Curse Alliance collapsed today due to internal fighting. The Dark Lord himself is said to have been hacked into pieces by Yoda himself who suddenly saw the light and decided that he was the Dark Lord and that the Dark Lord was but an imposter.
Sources from within CA naturally deny everything.
On a secondary note Xetic and Immensea are said to have moved in to take over the entire region. Rumor on the street has it that CA are right now reforming in Xetic space and that is why Xetic has moved to Curse. Confused? So are we.
When asked about the collapse of the CA and the switch between Xetic and the apparant rebuild of CA in former Xetic space the SA denined any knowdledge calmiing they where docked the whole time.
On the other side of the galaxy the NORAD alliane has apparantly declared wabbit hunting season open on the JQA alliance. JQA leaders was unavaliable for comment before broadcast deadline but an anonymous source said, and we quote, "They are busy digging holes". We think they are trying to tunnel into NORAD space. You guys better watch out.
Fountain Alliance stated earlier that they have begun construction of a giant fishbowl shaped dome wherein the leaders will meditate over the future of the FA and whom to kill next. Xanadu is said to object to this and suggest they just kill the entire universe.
CFS collapsed again and reformed within the hour.
The Phoenix Alliance has offered the entire universe a NAP so as long as you stay out of Venal/Tenal and Branch. Several equalizer corporations including the highly praised communistic m0o along with everyones favorite nomads Evolution are said to have denied and are planning invasion.
N00b killing is yet again on the rise in 0,0 space with highest rises in claimed space. It seems the hamsters out there are getting paranoid.
This was the galatic corporation and alliance news for today.
Edit:
Stuff in Italic was written and added (by me) by request of Tobruk, at least the SA part
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Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.25 13:44:00 -
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LOL (thx for the laugh, I have a bad day at work...)
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Rod Blaine
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Posted - 2004.05.25 13:46:00 -
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told you he could be funny..
good one Judiciator. Teach em not to take themselves so seriously all the time. And btw...yarrr
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.25 13:49:00 -
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 Originally by: Kulach
LOL (thx for the laugh, I have a bad day at work...)
So do i, hence the above post (10 minutes more and I am free.)
P.S
Remember they can take our labor but they can never take our freedom!
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DREAMWORKS
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Posted - 2004.05.25 13:51:00 -
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2 hours here... 
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Kulach
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Posted - 2004.05.25 14:03:00 -
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Should only have 3 hours left of the day, but as it looks at the moment 5 hours is more likely...
Just because something is fixed doesn't mean you can't break it
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Kirushi
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Posted - 2004.05.25 14:19:00 -
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lol funny ****
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TornSoul
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Posted - 2004.05.25 16:42:00 -
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Thanks - I really needed that (more than you can possible imagine - and I kid not)
Thanks again - Perfect timing 
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.25 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: TornSoul
Thanks - I really needed that (more than you can possible imagine - and I kid not)
Thanks again - Perfect timing
You are most welcome.
/me bows
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Woetra
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Posted - 2004.05.25 18:17:00 -
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/claps
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Bele gorri
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Posted - 2004.05.25 19:19:00 -
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THAT was good lol
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Talon SilverHawk
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Posted - 2004.05.25 19:21:00 -
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Tal
What goes around comes around...
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Xavier Cardde
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Posted - 2004.05.25 19:25:00 -
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Fountain Alliance stated earlier that they have begun construction of a giant fishbowl shaped dome wherein the leaders will meditate over the future of the FA and whom to kill next. Xanadu is said to object to this and suggest they just kill the entire universe.
that was funny
However as for what is really happening in Curse check our current operations and see we have been eating some of our enemies alive as of late.
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Grainger Swanson
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Posted - 2004.05.25 19:27:00 -
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Well done
1.05minutes to end of shift and counting
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Aerick Dawn
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Posted - 2004.05.25 19:30:00 -
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In other news, Pink Panty prices have skyrocketed.
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Durandal
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Posted - 2004.05.25 21:50:00 -
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Hey Judicator, I don't remember you being this funny before, lol . Gave me a good laugh, cheers.
**save the hamsters**
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right!"
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Sinjin Smythe
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Posted - 2004.05.25 23:37:00 -
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Hahaha funny stuff
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Dubi
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Posted - 2004.05.25 23:47:00 -
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One of the best posts on this forum.
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Leno
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Posted - 2004.05.25 23:47:00 -
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Edited by: Leno on 25/05/2004 23:51:08
Edited by: Leno on 25/05/2004 23:50:31
Edited by: Leno on 25/05/2004 23:49:24
Originally by: Aerick Dawn
In other news, Pink Panty prices have skyrocketed.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDIT: aparently my no was a little too long
EDIT #2: still to damn long...
EDIT #3: i give up....
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Tobruk
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Posted - 2004.05.26 00:04:00 -
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funny but you left out SA
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Gaheris
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Posted - 2004.05.26 00:15:00 -
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In an unprecendented announcement from the Amarrian Council today, we have discovered that the Emperor himself has been struck down by a raving anti-pastry campaigner.
After a brief discussion of how the Amarrian ethics were mirrored within the ranks of Evolution, the corporate member, who shall be given a false name for the following log [due to security issues], has been said to have given the following statement...
[notBuBbleS]i said NO PASTRY!!
[notBuBbleS]CaKe!!
[notBuBbleS]and only CaKe will suffice teh MIGHTEE BUBBLES!
No further details are available at this point.
I've been Trevor McDonald, and you've been watching 'Who Wants To Be An Amarrian Emperor"
Goodnight.
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Beryllium Dragon
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Posted - 2004.05.26 01:26:00 -
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In unreleated news, the Gallantian Senate has passed a resolution condeming CBD Corp of manupulating future markets in their attempt to corner the market on Scorodite futures. This is the second time, this week, that the Gallantian Senate passed a resolution condeming the business practicies of a major Caldari corporation. When asked about the lastest resolution a representative from CBD Corp remarked, 'It's unsuprising really, those Gallante really do enjoy hearing themselves talk. Sadly they must be the only ones.' We were unable to get an imediate response from the Caldari State on this matter.
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Judicator
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Posted - 2004.05.26 04:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tobruk
funny but you left out SA
My bad, this just came in on the news ticker
When asked about the collapse of the CA and the switch between Xetic and the apparant rebuild of CA in former Xetic space the SA denined any knowdledge calmiing they where docked the whole time.
On the other side of the galaxy the NORAD alliane has apparantly declared wabbit hunting season open on the JQA alliance. JQA leaders was unavaliable for comment before broadcast deadline but an anonymous source said, and we quote, "They are busy digging holes". We think they are trying to tunnel into NORAD space. You guys better watch out.
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Seleene
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Posted - 2004.05.26 06:45:00 -
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Originally by: Judicator
CFS collapsed again and reformed within the hour.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote of the year (so far)!!!!
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Posted - 2004.05.26 06:47:00 -
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ROFLMAO at one of the best posts in a long time.
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Svarun
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Posted - 2004.05.26 07:43:00 -
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Awesome, this is the real humor! Intelligent and witty!
Great work
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