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Shaampoo
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 01:49:00 -
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Hi Everybody
I was scammed. Nothing new I know but I am posting it here to at-least name and shame those involved making it hard to go thou next time
The Scam the very old Goons recruitment Scam. Before you sit there Smug as **** i know it was a stupid move on my behalf So where are details
Playa : Scooter McCabe https://gate.eveonline.com/Profile/Scooter%20McCabe
Corp SUNDERING you can assume they are all dishonest :)
https://gate.eveonline.com/Corporation/SUNDERING
They seem to operate a Fake website at http://goonfleet.net/
Useful link from reddit
Ex Goon outlines the scam http://pastebin.com/z4prj3W6
Also here is a rainbow before you troll
http://lightwater.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/rainbow_small.jpg |

Grumpymunky
Super Monkey Tribe of Danger
28
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Posted - 2012.03.18 02:07:00 -
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Was the last one of these even off the front page yet? Post with your monkey. |

Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
73
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Posted - 2012.03.18 02:26:00 -
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One does not simply.. name names. |

MadMuppet
Kerguelen Station
177
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Posted - 2012.03.18 03:04:00 -
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DILLIGAF? I don't always finish my commentary, but when I do |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1931
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Posted - 2012.03.18 09:14:00 -
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I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases. The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
312
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Posted - 2012.03.18 10:19:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases.
Isn't that fairly cut-and-paste these days?
Then again, so is this scam. And thread. |

Firebolt145
Gunpoint Diplomacy
43
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Posted - 2012.03.18 10:22:00 -
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MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF? Hadn't seen this one before but I'm proud of myself for figuring it out instantly :> |

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
286
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Posted - 2012.03.18 10:40:00 -
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MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF?
[/Thread]
In irae, veritas. |

Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
13
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Posted - 2012.03.18 11:20:00 -
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I am amazed by people who still fall for this scam, even though it is a) well documented and b) ancient. |

haulas
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 14:31:00 -
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For calling everyone "dishonest" u shud be kicked in the sack, the ball sack. |

Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
114
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Posted - 2012.03.18 15:20:00 -
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I don't know whats more stupid these days...
Falling for this scam (which is so old you need to carbon date it)
or
Telling everyone how stupid you are by Posting that you fell for it on the Forums.
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |

Kr0nicz187 BUKBUK
The Black Devils Brigade Mordus Angels
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 15:31:00 -
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Right when I read "another goon recruitment scam" I knew I had to make this reply, you sir are a dunce. Have a Good Day! |

lanyaie
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 15:55:00 -
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OH MY ******* GOD we are in the same corp -.- |

Tango Hotel
4th Drake Squadron
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 17:11:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases.
Oh, Ladie Harlot. How good of you to join us.
Ofcause none of us here doubt your word that Shampoo is an intelligence agent of a hostile alliance, and not a sad-sack bleeding heart idiot!
I take that your that your statement is made in a private capacity, and not ex officio, but we are all intrigued by Shampoo's allegations with respect to the "scamming manual" and the counterfeit site mentioned.
Could you look into that as well; perhaps even clarify your Federation's official position on these allegations.
|

Andski
GoonWaffe
3217
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Posted - 2012.03.18 17:12:00 -
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lanyaie wrote:OH MY ******* GOD we are in the same corp -.-
Send the OP my thanks for all of that sweet intel. "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Andski
GoonWaffe
3217
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Posted - 2012.03.18 17:14:00 -
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Tango Hotel wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases. Oh, Ladie Harlot. How good of you to join us. Ofcause none of us here doubt your word that Shampoo is an intelligence agent of a hostile alliance, and not a sad-sack bleeding heart idiot! I take that your that your statement is made in a private capacity, and not ex officio, but we are all intrigued by Shampoo's allegations with respect to the "scamming manual" and the counterfeit site mentioned. Could you look into that as well; perhaps even clarify your Federation's official position on these allegations.
intergalactic summit is that way --> "WeGÇÖre a professional Merc Alliance, like PL" ~ snot shot, 2012 |

Tango Hotel
4th Drake Squadron
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 17:56:00 -
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Andski wrote: intergalactic summit is that way -->
Yeah, I expected that much  |

lanyaie
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 19:18:00 -
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ahaha intel good one if he even knows anything about us :P |

Tarryn Nightstorm
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
286
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Posted - 2012.03.18 21:18:00 -
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lanyaie wrote:OH MY ******* GOD we are in the same corp -.-
Kick him, now.
Much as I hate to admit it, goonies did you a service by helping you cull the herd.
In irae, veritas. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.18 22:48:00 -
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Should of said OP is dum tbh but i just dont give a **** posting here to allow the google to get more hits |

Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
13
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Posted - 2012.03.18 22:58:00 -
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Shaampoo wrote:Should of said OP is dum tbh but i just dont give a **** posting here to allow the google to get more hits
So that people who fall for this scam may walk up the long winding path lined with heads on pikes, heads of the people who fell for the goon recruitment scam. People will always walk up this cursed path, no matter HOW much INFORMATION is AVAILABLE, thus proving that the galactic supply of stupidity is still not in short supply. |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1941
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Posted - 2012.03.19 00:48:00 -
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Tango Hotel wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases. Oh, Ladie Harlot. How good of you to join us. Ofcause none of us here doubt your word that Shampoo is an intelligence agent of a hostile alliance, and not a sad-sack bleeding heart idiot! I take that your that your statement is made in a private capacity, and not ex officio, but we are all intrigued by Shampoo's allegations with respect to the "scamming manual" and the counterfeit site mentioned. Could you look into that as well; perhaps even clarify your Federation's official position on these allegations.
Sorry I don't speak Roleplayer. If you'd like to resubmit this post in English I'd be happy to help you out.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:15:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Tango Hotel wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases. Oh, Ladie Harlot. How good of you to join us. Ofcause none of us here doubt your word that Shampoo is an intelligence agent of a hostile alliance, and not a sad-sack bleeding heart idiot! I take that your that your statement is made in a private capacity, and not ex officio, but we are all intrigued by Shampoo's allegations with respect to the "scamming manual" and the counterfeit site mentioned. Could you look into that as well; perhaps even clarify your Federation's official position on these allegations. Sorry I don't speak Roleplayer. If you'd like to resubmit this post in English I'd be happy to help you out.
Should just say i was looking for a null sec corp and i did want to join the Goonswarm as from the outside they appear to be a SA Circle jerk from the inside they seem to a okay null sec group
I was contacted and well i jumped and lost. I am just adding some more information so at-least you will need to do some more disinformation ( Which you are doing in a roleplaying fashion btw)
If you need anymore rainbows let me know i can use Google images really really well
|

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:25:00 -
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Garven Dreis wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Should of said OP is dum tbh but i just dont give a **** posting here to allow the google to get more hits So that people who fall for this scam may walk up the long winding path lined with heads on pikes, heads of the people who fell for the goon recruitment scam. People will always walk up this cursed path, no matter HOW much INFORMATION is AVAILABLE, thus proving that the galactic supply of stupidity is still not in short supply. Not really if every one got scammed made a thread ( not necessarily a QQ one) the Scammers might have to find a new way to make a income |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 02:26:00 -
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haulas wrote:For calling everyone "dishonest" u shud be kicked in the sack, the ball sack. If you cant take name calling on the internet maybe you should ask your mum for her CC again so you move over to a new game |

Rao Kappa
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2012.03.19 03:00:00 -
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MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF?
...of the week.
+1. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 03:32:00 -
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Rao Kappa wrote:MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF? ...of the week. +1. I Feel like there should be a award for this despite the fact you clearly gave enough fucks to come in here and post that. |

Nathan Jameson
Talocan Dominion Talocan United
312
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Posted - 2012.03.19 04:04:00 -
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Shaampoo wrote:Not really if every one got scammed made a thread ( not necessarily a QQ one) the Scammers might have to find a new way to make a income
Hasn't worked yet.
Perhaps you should look into an ancient philosopher known as P.T. Barnum. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 04:59:00 -
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Nathan Jameson wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Not really if every one got scammed made a thread ( not necessarily a QQ one) the Scammers might have to find a new way to make a income Hasn't worked yet. Perhaps you should look into an ancient philosopher known as P.T. Barnum.
I am in a meeting right now on my phone so no i cant but could give he idea you where hinting at
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Tark Grethor
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 07:39:00 -
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I thought all the goons had received a sainthood......OMG they've scammed the pope  |

Dilligafmofo
Sandman Plc
73
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Posted - 2012.03.19 08:27:00 -
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MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF?
Someone called? |

Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
556
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Posted - 2012.03.19 08:38:00 -
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Someone wanted space courts to they could space sue mittens over the ice interdictions and such.
If we get these courts, can we also sue for slander? Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:18:00 -
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Tallian Saotome wrote:Someone wanted space courts to they could space sue mittens over the ice interdictions and such.
If we get these courts, can we also sue for slander? Nope.jpg but if you want you can call me names back i think thats what local/school yards look like when goons get around to it |

Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
13
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Posted - 2012.03.19 13:21:00 -
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I wish I could sue to get the time back I wasted reading this thread. |

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1120
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Posted - 2012.03.19 14:21:00 -
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Sigh.
I haven't invented a good conspiracy theory in a week or two, so I'm just going to suggest that the Goonscam is a myth perpetuated by the goons through the use of alts. They haven't successfully scammed anyone in years, they just post these threads from time to time as a part of their ongoing effort to retain their notoriety among the masses. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |

StonerPhReaK
Nasgul Collective Cascade Imminent
37
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Posted - 2012.03.19 14:40:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases.
Im shocked you guys still use the "he is part of a spy network" excuse. Either way i commend you for exploiting stupid. Its a very hard thing to exploit after all. |

Aiwha
101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda
223
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Posted - 2012.03.19 16:38:00 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases. Im shocked you guys still use the "he is part of a spy network" excuse. Either way i commend you for exploiting stupid. Its a very hard thing to exploit after all.
All it takes to penetrate Goonswarm is a 3 or more month old SA forum account.
So :10bux: and say six months of half decent forum posting. Then you "discover" EVE. Regards,
LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter |

Drake Draconis
Nexus Advanced Technologies Fidelas Constans
387
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Posted - 2012.03.19 16:53:00 -
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Youve been playing this game for 2 years....and you fell for the most well known scam in all of EVE?
Hmm the common sense is weak in this one.
Thanks for the good laugh....needed that one.   ================ Get PAID FOR SPAM! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=78152 |

Rao Kappa
InterSun Freelance Moon Warriors
6
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Posted - 2012.03.19 20:17:00 -
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Judging by his fear of punctuation, am I really surprised someone named 'Shaampoo' got scammed?
I bet he also asks George to 'tell him 'bout the rabbits.' |

MadMuppet
Kerguelen Station
180
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Posted - 2012.03.19 21:50:00 -
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Shaampoo wrote:Rao Kappa wrote:MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF? ...of the week. +1. I Feel like there should be a award for this despite the fact you clearly gave enough fucks to come in here and post that.
Well, now that you mention it....
DILLIGAF
I don't always finish my commentary, but when I do |

lanyaie
1
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Posted - 2012.03.19 23:31:00 -
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Does lanyaie need to get involved hmmm actually just going to keep reading. Go shampooo!
|

Borun Tal
Border Zone Combat
47
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Posted - 2012.03.19 23:35:00 -
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Came looking for a lol-worthy thread, left as a result of a dumb-@$$ posting just to see his name in lights.
0/10 |

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
83
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Posted - 2012.03.19 23:48:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:I looked into this and the OP left out the part where he was found to be a spy from a hostile alliance. Unfortunately our posted policy is to keep the security deposit in these cases.
lol sure he was.... wanna buy a bridge? first please gimme a billion ISKy deposit |

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
83
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Posted - 2012.03.19 23:52:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Sigh.
I haven't invented a good conspiracy theory in a week or two, so I'm just going to suggest that the Goonscam is a myth perpetuated by the goons through the use of alts. They haven't successfully scammed anyone in years, they just post these threads from time to time as a part of their ongoing effort to retain their notoriety among the masses.
dammit i hit like again on a post from floppie... i feel dirty must scrub finger that clicked like |

Theodoric Darkwind
PonyWaffe Test Alliance Please Ignore
121
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Posted - 2012.03.20 01:51:00 -
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say wasn't there another thread about the same thing, owait there was.
Im amazed people still fall for this
|

FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1126
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Posted - 2012.03.20 02:51:00 -
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DarthNefarius wrote:dammit i hit like again on a post from floppie... i feel dirty must scrub finger that clicked like I think you'll find I'm not quite the bad guy some people make me out to be. Turns out I'm a completely different bad guy  It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1945
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Posted - 2012.03.20 04:22:00 -
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Aiwha wrote:six months of half decent forum posting.
This is where most people lose it.
Never stop posting.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

jimmyjam
Deadspace Exploration Conglomerate Clockwork Pineapple
29
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Posted - 2012.03.20 23:35:00 -
[48] - Quote
Posting about this here is silly you will be achieving nothing except giving us something to laugh it. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 01:35:00 -
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jimmyjam wrote:Posting about this here is silly you will be achieving nothing except giving us something to laugh it. The Hate i have gotten says otherwise |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 01:51:00 -
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I have added the acceptance email i got from him as proof and well i fix the links some one deleted the last letter of from
(not sure why but i know they used to work cause i copied them straight form eve gate )
currently searching from Sundering eve scam ect beholds me as a top result i will at-least allow for perspective targets to read it.
Also in the original post i gave a App id in the proof picture go try to use it if you want
My work machine now banned from goonfleet.net ( Why would they do that if they weren't mad)
I am still hoping for a wardec from this |

Bootleg Jack
Potters Field
27
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Posted - 2012.03.21 03:19:00 -
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Shaampoo wrote:Hi Everybod
I was scammed. Nothing new I know but I am posting it here to at-least name and shame those involved making it hard to go thou next time
...
Good job, you named and shamed yourself as someone who falls for scams, mission accomplished 
|

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1953
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Posted - 2012.03.21 03:32:00 -
[52] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:My work machine now banned from goonfleet.net ( Why would they do that if they weren't mad)
Once you have been identified as a spy from a hostile alliance you get IP banned. Has nothing to do with us being mad.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 04:00:00 -
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Bootleg Jack wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Hi Everybod
I was scammed. Nothing new I know but I am posting it here to at-least name and shame those involved making it hard to go thou next time
... Good job, you named and shamed yourself as someone who falls for scams, mission accomplished  I understand that but tbh i don't care thou i am should be ashamed about it i am not |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 04:05:00 -
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Ladie Harlot wrote:Shaampoo wrote:My work machine now banned from goonfleet.net ( Why would they do that if they weren't mad) Once you have been identified as a spy from a hostile alliance you get IP banned. Has nothing to do with us being mad. This might of worked on page one but i think there is enough evidence that you are in fact a lair ( I don't want to resort to name calling but you keep calling me a spy ) Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance that you hot dropped a few times
My evidence is in the mail i left on the first page on the first page or here http://i.imgur.com/Y0FqY.jpg |

lanyaie
1
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Posted - 2012.03.21 11:59:00 -
[55] - Quote
Gotta love shampooo keep going XD
|

Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
559
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Posted - 2012.03.21 12:32:00 -
[56] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:you are in fact a lair Lady Harlot is the resting place of a wild animal? 
Guess it would explain alot tho.... Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Miss Congenialty
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 13:46:00 -
[57] - Quote
Hey fool - now post about your most embarrassing sexual moment...
Tell us the details of when your mom caught you in the closet with your 3 year old sister...
Tell us the exact words your father used to convince you that what he wanted to do to you was what every good father did...
Tell us how you put your hand under the sofa seat cushion when your Grandmother was sitting down...
Tell us how she smiled and put her hand on your leg and looked into your eyes and how you got "aroused"
After all, If you are (A) dumb enough to fall for this tired ass scam and (B) even more idiotic to not just slink away and say, "Damn! Why did I fall for that? Hope nobody ever finds out about it and knows for sure that I am an idiot" and (C) hyper stupid enough to keep responding without just taking your permanently damaged toon to the biomass and starting over and (D) Absolutely and forlornly pathetic enough to think that anyone reading this thread would not look upon you as one of the most incompetent, naive, simpletons to have ever managed to subscribe.
I mean, you did a dumb thing by falling for it - even dumber by telling everyone about it and even more dumb enough to keep responding with the quite mistaken idea that your further responses will pry you out from under the biggest whale dropping on the deepest floor of the ocean of idiocy.
Maybe I have not made myself clear enough for you, and you need me to break it down so you can "get it".... Oh hell, nevermind... you deserved it and now you have made sure that you deserve the rest of it you have been getting and that you will continue to get. After all, this thread could actually replace the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" as a cult favorite in the celebration of stupidity for the mere sake of stupidity..
Not sure I've made myself clear enough for this turkey.... Look at it this way - you picked up a fecal matter sandwich and knew it smelled pretty bad, but you wanted to be sure, absloutely sure that the bad smell you were experiencing was the sandwich, so you took a bite from it, chewed it slowly, swallowed it slowly and without washing it down with anything which might have altered the taste and biased your opinion, you held the remnants of the sandwich close to your chest and ran and ran until you managed to appear in front of a camera broadcasting to every brain in the known world and to some even living on nearby planets... Once in focus and without using a napkin to wipe the corners of your mouth to remove telltale parts of the sandwich which came to reside there - become dried out and even a little crusty, and without the benefit of flossing, gargling, or the brushing of any teeth, you managed to exhale a huge breath on the nose of the world's foremost expert in the rare field of defecated materials odor differentation, who then pronounced that what you had been baffled by turned out to be just garden variety bull chip. You being... well... you... then decided to turn to the camera and look into the eyes of every creature in the known universe with a body composition of at least two or more cells, and you, knowing this to be your chance to totally remove any doubt in the minds of any living thing, animal, vegetable, mineral, or nanobot creation then spoke some words which were anti - climactic and not noteworthy considering all the other body of evidence - you spoke unintelligble words, much like your many posts which followed your first pathetic cry for help - and with those few utterances, you absolutely convinced the entire world, including water, and even the most inconsequential grains of sand that you are the unparalled epitomy of lost causes - the spirit of uselessness, the hope of every banana slug yearning to be understood, you single wordedly placed yourself on a perch unattainable within the vast efforts of dolts down through the planet's history as the least aware person to has ever remembered to breath.
For this achievement, I beg of you, plead, nay..... I implore, beseech - please, in the name of all that is barely decent, think of the humanity, think of the great burden you have managed to place your jello like shoulders - please refrain from another post!
Please go forth and become as invisible as you possibly could become so the rest of us can struggle to cleanse our minds of the horrible events we have been forced, by our sincere but dashed hopes for you to be able to leave this debacle of mental detritus spread by your placement of senseless word groupings over these many pages - please.... cease and desist from any further attempts...
....you have.....without a doubt or a fiber of questioning in search of reason........convinced us, every one...... .....................you are the last person any one of us want in our life boat...... Please give me a ten thousand pound rock in my two seat life boat, rather than you. The rock would know how to behave and would be a better companion for the few seconds before the boat would plunge to the floor of the sea. Such would be better than floating until my death with you.
I could have said all that in twenty words or less, but I chose to do it this way for the mere reason as to ensure you would feel the same way about me. Who knows, I might be unconscious when you approach my lifeboat and I really, really want you to keep looking.
If you have any questions, please use a number two pencil and plain bond paper of the 20 pound variety and write in cursive, all of your questons. Once you are satisfied with your work, turn the page over and hold you breath until the answers come to your mind - then hold your breath for at least 30 more minutes and all your questions will be answered quite clearly. But, before you do anything else - block me right now! |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 14:44:00 -
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Miss Congenialty wrote:Wall of text!
Thanks for that
I will next time post the time your dad walked in on me and your mum going at it but for now we will stick to crime and punishment
I do not expect you to read this endless dribble but high five if you did. I not expect this post to refund my isk which i said several times. Yes i am Dumb i did say in inb4 op is dumb earlier so Boosh called it . You want me to slink away cry for a bit and be ashamed but you might of noticed from EVER LINE IN HERE we have different objectives. If every one did what you suggested well EVE would be a diffent game in the same way if dinosaurs tryed space travel they might be still alive
You want me to delete my toon i don't think i will but thanks even if it biomass i dont care but thanks again.
Oh hey Been in a npc corp for 1 year, 8 months, 19 days and well 2 forums post including that one you just punished me with .
I think i should stat the reason i made this topic
So that people who google Most of these words come up with my post
Which is what happens now. Cool cool cool cool ( this post lacked pop culture references )
You don't want me the one who called out the thief in your lifeboat. I think you made a really bad references there. I personally would not like some one who would steal the food and then use the flare gun to dry his hair in my life boat but then againe each to their own.
I am going to pretend as your not seasoned troll alt that your a alt of some one affected by this. I am also going to assume some one showed you this and you started plotting. The plot you hatched was so dark and evil it was sure to succeed. You plan was so damn fool proof you shook you hand at ths skies and cried for the blood gods to come down to your aid
You would post on a alt a wall of text which compares the OP to well a passenger on the Costa Concordia. "IT WILL WORK" you cried as your family called you a madman. The police tried to stop you as well but as wel know your power has no bounds
This is getting to long and there is no way in hell i want to beat your 1055 word count ( it might make you feel bad)
On a side note the forum moves very slowly and i think the denizens of here wouldn't mind a little gay drama even it is from me :)
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Miss Congenialty
Aliastra Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 16:28:00 -
[59] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:Miss Congenialty wrote:Wall of text! ... gay drama even it is from me :)
Oh.... it is much clearer now - pardon me for interrupting - no wonder I did not recognize what you were doing - so foreign to me.
Please, did you block me? |

flakeys
Arkham Innovations Paper Tiger Coalition
220
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Posted - 2012.03.21 18:35:00 -
[60] - Quote
Anything that happends after you made the choice to join goons , you deserved BIG time.
Life can be so simple ..  |

Ladie Harlot
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1963
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Posted - 2012.03.21 19:01:00 -
[61] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance
You presented the evidence yourself.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
0
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Posted - 2012.03.21 21:43:00 -
[62] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance You presented the evidence yourself. And the mail saying i was accepted and it was cool ?
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Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.21 22:48:00 -
[63] - Quote
Ladie Harlot wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance You presented the evidence yourself.
Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local
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Rao Kappa
InterSun Freelance Moon Warriors
12
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Posted - 2012.03.21 23:11:00 -
[64] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance You presented the evidence yourself. Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local
U so mad still?
If you get this bounced up over internet spaceships, I bet you're a real ball of stress in real life.
You better calm down before a heart attack pops your pod. |

Betty Bravado
Betty Bravado Corp
0
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Posted - 2012.03.22 00:04:00 -
[65] - Quote
I like the well known unofficial rule of Facebook - Friends never let friends facebook while drunk.
but then, I guess that only works if one has friends.
I was just looking at the thread names and couldn't believe anyone would be foolish enough to do what this thread name states, so I came to see the joke. I thought the joke would be some play on words, or perhaps a parody of someone being foolish enough to tell the world how gullible they could be. I never guessed the joke would be a person, a very sad person, who I hope has help managing the everyday demands we all face to meet our obligations and to care for ourselves with food and common sense to avoid pitfalls. I think this guy needs a lot of help in that last area and i hope he is getting all that he needs.
Sorry, the joke is not funny, but very sad, very very sad.... |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 00:21:00 -
[66] - Quote
Rao Kappa wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Ladie Harlot wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Present any evidence of being a spy apart of the fact i spent some time in a hostile alliance You presented the evidence yourself. Look i can understand you lack of response but if you want i am chilling in Amarr space if you want to head over with a few chums i am sure we talk it out in local U so mad still? If you get this bounced up over internet spaceships, I bet you're a real ball of stress in real life. You better calm down before a heart attack pops your pod.
thank you for your concern
I took your advice to heart and book myself in a Zen Buddhist monestry . Perhapes you can join me ?
I will await passionately for you response
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Salarc
Non Offensive
2
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Posted - 2012.03.22 04:02:00 -
[67] - Quote
Well hopefully this experience will be the end of your 3rd try And we can all walk away a little happier |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 06:33:00 -
[68] - Quote
Salarc wrote:Well hopefully this experience will be the end of your 3rd try And we can all walk away a little happier :S we can all hope but for now i am having fun. If you wan you can read the post again and then post your displeasure. But to not read and to post again would be unfair and just not cool
Thanks for reading this drivel hear have a pat on the back. you earned it.
But i just dont give a **** and hey if your nice maybe one day you can scam me for a billion isk
I am adding a FAQ below because of the quality responses i am getting
KEEP IT UP GUYS !!!
FAQ :
Q.Your Dumb
Res : Thanks for posting genuine and unique feedback. I will let my dentist know of this post haste
Q. I hate you and only idiots fall for this
Res. I have only love for you but i can understand if your a lil bit frustrated. I would start being a tad bit suicidal too if i actually got to 30 milliion sp
Q. How do you have any isk surly some old man in market took it all for some majestic beans
Res. I am make a okay income irl so i can afford plex when ever i need some. I would suggest if you guard your isk that you consider - 2 Plex costs about 30 dollars Aus that is about 2 hours of min wage work. I would consider working for 2 extra hours a week then you never ever have to grind ingame and can PVPPVPPVP till your wife accuses you of being **** and then you have to say on TS " WIfe aggro LOL"
Q. I hate you and i hope you die
Res. Thanks man but at very least my life insurance might want to stop that also i belive the police also might want to talk to you about that. I would consider going to your local police station and discussing with your local police person your sudden blood lust.
Q. Your now blacklisted enjoy your dead toon
Res. I would pretend your blacklist will matter and unsub right after i keep bumping this topic
Q. Why did i read this argh my eyes they hurt
Res. Here you go champ have a cookie your fourms skills must be trained to 4 at least to get thru this topic
I will add more later but i am not this board
Ahh Crime and punishment you guys have really welcomed me and well i am personally honoured that most of have come in here to post such warm things such as
Grumpymunky wrote:Was the last one of these even off the front page yet?
MadMuppet wrote:DILLIGAF?
Garven Dreis wrote:I am amazed by people who still fall for this scam, even though it is a) well documented and b) ancient.
Jint Hikaru wrote:I don't know whats more stupid these days...
Falling for this scam (which is so old you need to carbon date it)
or
Telling everyone how stupid you are by Posting that you fell for it on the Forums.
Again keep it up everyone and contact me for your cookie :) :) :) :)
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Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
560
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Posted - 2012.03.22 07:21:00 -
[69] - Quote
5/10
Quite unoriginal and obvious, but an amazing number of people fell for it. All in all a good showing, but boring read due to the extensive walls of text. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 08:48:00 -
[70] - Quote
Since reviewing posts is in now
Tallian Saotome wrote:5/10
Quite unoriginal and obvious,. cause i have never seen a post give a score to another post. This what us duumb people call Irony but keep[ it up champ Tallian Saotome wrote: but an amazing number of people fell for it. No one fell for it i thourght that is what the last 4 pages are about bacilly me out of my stupidy to not only be scammed but to post it on the Elistist crime and punishment boardss Barack Tallian SaotomObama wrote: All in all a good showing, but boring read due to the extensive walls of text. Still you read it ether the plot was killer or you have OCD but good work man i would not read it anyhow pretty tererilbe overall
Three asterisk's out of Hereditary
*** |

Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
561
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Posted - 2012.03.22 08:57:00 -
[71] - Quote
Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks  Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 09:03:00 -
[72] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote:Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks  totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues |

Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
561
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Posted - 2012.03.22 09:20:00 -
[73] - Quote
Shaampoo wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks  totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues
 Think about it some more, maybe the light will finally go off. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 10:20:00 -
[74] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote:Shaampoo wrote:Tallian Saotome wrote:Dam, you just reminded me I haven't smoked a bowl in weeks  totally relevant and in no way a sign of deeper issues  Think about it some more, maybe the light will finally go off. IT DID YOUR RIGHT YOU SHOULD TOTALLY PUBLISH YOUR WORK ON THIS MATTER |

lanyaie
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 11:08:00 -
[75] - Quote
Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread
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Tallian Saotome
Fractured Core Fatal Ascension
561
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Posted - 2012.03.22 11:21:00 -
[76] - Quote
lanyaie wrote:Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread
Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent. Inappropriate signature removed, CCP Phantom. |

Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 12:05:00 -
[77] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote:lanyaie wrote:Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread
Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent. Ahh the keyboard warrior has returned from his bowl
Tell me of the journey you had old friend |

lanyaie
1
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Posted - 2012.03.22 15:10:00 -
[78] - Quote
Tallian Saotome wrote:lanyaie wrote:Damn shampoo im gonna have to clap for you i just cant stop laughing when reading this thread
Yes, the shiptoasting in this thread is truly magnificent.
Actually my dearest idiot, people like you are what make this thread so interesting for me if it wasn't for people like you i wouldn't be able to comment or nor would shampoo I don't know about him but i'm here to troll and i will keep trolling this thread
Yours sincerly, -lanyaie
I dont post often, but when I do i'm probably trolling you |

Krenalla
Modern Order of the Praetorians
25
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Posted - 2012.03.23 04:56:00 -
[79] - Quote
Quickly posting in a post before it very quickly becomes old post...post
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Shaampoo
Epidemic. S I L E N T.
1
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Posted - 2012.03.23 11:26:00 -
[80] - Quote
Krenalla wrote:Quickly posting in a post before it very quickly becomes old post...post
That would suck i agree |
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