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techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:00:00 - [1] In response to recent demands (for example... this) Originally by: kublai The Kublai demmands thread! Not sure what demmands are, but I can try to interpret it. It was a nice hot day in Ihakana some months ago that I realized camping a gate can be very very boring (This was shortly after I got myself a Heavy Dictor and went on a 300+ ship killing spree in the first week or two.). So I started a revolution, a bunch of guys and myself were going to raise our sec status and wardec all of eve... Like we hadn't done highsec wars before and been bored with that, right? So I jumped out to 0.0 and ratted my sec up to a respectable -4.7 and upon hearing of a carrier being tackled, promptly ruined my sec status back to a very sexy -10. Skip forward two months and I successfully turned myself to the Dark side... -1.9 Hunting targets and wardec'ing anyone who looked at me sideways (without realizing "hey there are only three of us in an alliance of 250+ fighting") I padded my killboard stats until I was the number one man, the pinnacle of the pile of scum, the dirtiest of the dirty. Then it happened, we wardec'd a corp that realized we only had 3-4 dirty piwat wannabes. Alliance mails flew, whines started and I cheefully gave people the finger while clicking the wardec button again and again, you see I love carebear tears, alliance members or no. I realized that I had come to love carebear tears so much that I could do this for a living, isk or no isk... I'll always have my wintastic rifter of doom to satisfy my bloodthirsty needs. And the rifter, it did it's job very well, and never a whine or complaint when I let it dip into structure. I contacted an old adversary, a fellow nano-ship loving carebear and pirate griefer, just for a laugh I figured it'd be safe to go on a roam through 0.0... how wrong I was. My ship was taken from me and my pod was webbed, scrammed, nos'd and neuted. I tried to crawl to the gate to escape but they would have none of it... the bastards. I was faced with a choice, allow the evil men to destroy my pod and send me screaming halfway across the galaxy to some lesser form of myself, some "clone". Yeah, right. I wasn't having it. Then an odd peace settled over the grid, and I looked into the eyes of the evil man who had convo'd me across the comm channel... and I realized it was too late, the mind control was setting in! I had only seconds to act, frantically asking for help in the dead intel channels and attempting to send myself mails so that I could keep hold of my former self and remember who I was... I failed. The only mails that got through were a mix of broken english and various other half-learned languages (mainly swear words and things I wouldn't dare repeat in the presence of any respectable woman). Going off of my broken mails, I pieced together that I should "do t join le in". Not knowing what that meant, I sat dormant for several weeks in my hanger, just biding my time waiting for a sign. Something that would explain to me my newfound hatred for all things 0.5 and above, my need to destroy all of it and all that it stands for. I found that sign. I have joined in the fight, the fight to free space of the mindless NPC shooting and the money grubbing that is industry. And now all will burn. Tech is coming. ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:01:00 - [2] ****
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:07:00 - [3] Lorzion supports this thread?
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:10:00 - [4] Edited by: techzer0 on 22/07/2008 04:10:54 I hope not. This is terrible tbh. ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Borb Mizzet	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:12:00 - [5] you're ******ed
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:13:00 - [6] Originally by: Borb Mizzet you're ****ed huh? ------------ Originally by:** CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
NappyheadedH0E	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:14:00 - [7] thats why i vote to nerf nanos
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:15:00 - [8] Originally by: NappyheadedH0E thats why i vote to nerf nanos I hope your tanked minmatar ship rattles to pieces in the wake of my MWD. ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
NappyheadedH0E	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:16:00 - [9] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: NappyheadedH0E thats why i vote to nerf nanos I hope your tanked minmatar ship rattles to pieces in the wake of my MWD. My armor tanked vaga will kick your a ss anyday
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:17:00 - [10] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: NappyheadedH0E thats why i vote to nerf nanos I hope your tanked minmatar ship rattles to pieces in the wake of my MWD. watch out for plated ruptures/cynabels/fleet stabbers
NappyheadedH0E	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:18:00 - [11] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: NappyheadedH0E thats why i vote to nerf nanos I hope your tanked minmatar ship rattles to pieces in the wake of my MWD. watch out for plated ruptures/cynabels/fleet stabbers watchout for me cause im comin for you
General Spaz Minmatar Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:21:00 - [12] "War isn't about dying for your beliefs, its about making the other bastard die for his." - Unknown author We've had so many great battles against these guys and awesome smack in local, it's true that great minds think alike. MM2 is proud to have them flying under our banner. Let the carnage begin.
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:23:00 - [13] Originally by: General Spaz "War isn't about dying for your beliefs, its about making the other bastard die for his." - Unknown author We've had so many great battles against these guys and awesome smack in local, it's true that great minds think alike. MM2 is proud to have them flying under our banner. Let the carnage begin. NO U (That quote was MacArthur I think) ------------ Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:24:00 - [14] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: General Spaz "War isn't about dying for your beliefs, its about making the other bastard die for his." - Unknown author We've had so many great battles against these guys and awesome smack in local, it's true that great minds think alike. MM2 is proud to have them flying under our banner. Let the carnage begin. NO U (That quote was MacArthur I think) patton
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:25:00 - [15] and having 3 guys in highsec kinda sucks, especially when we all ended up on at different times. I'm -3 and have no incentive to keep the sec up now...
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:26:00 - [16] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton and having 3 guys in highsec kinda sucks, especially when we all ended up on at different times. I'm -3 and have no incentive to keep the sec up now... 4 twords the end
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:26:00 - [17] Originally by: Lorzion Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: General Spaz "War isn't about dying for your beliefs, its about making the other bastard die for his." - Unknown author We've had so many great battles against these guys and awesome smack in local, it's true that great minds think alike. MM2 is proud to have them flying under our banner. Let the carnage begin. NO U (That quote was MacArthur I think) patton George Washington!
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:30:00 - [18] Back on topic. Have you seen the size of that **? ------------ Originally by:** CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:31:00 - [19] Originally by: techzer0 Back on topic. Have you seen the size of that ****? I think that will be my next signature. maybe it will even fire nerf farts
techzer0 Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:34:00 - [20] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: techzer0 Back on topic. Have you seen the size of that **? I think that will be my next signature. maybe it will even fire nerf farts Guess what, I am STILL laughing. ------------ Originally by:** CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:38:00 - [21] Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: techzer0 Back on topic. Have you seen the size of that ****? I think that will be my next signature. maybe it will even fire nerf farts Guess what, I am STILL laughing. It's true im in his living room eating pizza with him!
Shovel TM Minmatar Mafia	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:42:00 - [22] Originally by: Lorzion Originally by: techzer0 Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: techzer0 Back on topic. Have you seen the size of that ****? I think that will be my next signature. maybe it will even fire nerf farts Guess what, I am STILL laughing. It's true im in his living room eating pizza with him! Didn't he take a crap on that pizza?
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:46:00 - [23] Originally by: Shovel TM Didn't he take a crap on that pizza? He also turned off his tank for 10 mins and watched some tv
kublai Caldari Art of War	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:50:00 - [24] Where da drama at? A-War Recruiting
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:51:00 - [25] Edited by: Lorzion on 22/07/2008 04:51:47 Originally by: kublai Where da drama at? it's about to go down cause tech is coming.
Chainsaw Plankton IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:54:00 - [26] Originally by: Lorzion Edited by: Lorzion on 22/07/2008 04:51:47 Originally by: kublai Where da drama at? it's about to go down cause tech is coming. and you are liking it
kublai Caldari Art of War	Posted - 2008.07.22 04:55:00 - [27] Thread SERIOUSLY lacking in stolen hulk/vagabond bpo's. A-War Recruiting
Lorzion Minmatar IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2008.07.22 05:09:00 - [28] Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton Originally by: Lorzion Edited by: Lorzion on 22/07/2008 04:51:47 Originally by: kublai Where da drama at? it's about to go down cause tech is coming. and you are licking it fixed
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace	Posted - 2008.07.22 05:11:00 - [29] This is by far the most interesting thread I've seen on C&P in a while. But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
kublai Caldari Art of War	Posted - 2008.07.22 05:24:00 - [30] Originally by: techzer0 Edited by: techzer0 on 22/07/2008 05:15:40 Originally by: kublai Thread SERIOUSLY lacking in stolen hulk/vagabond bpo's. You thought Idle actually had that kinda stuff? Well...no but you could have snagged a rifter bpo or something, just as a gesture. A-War Recruiting

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