Originally by: Kaeten

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oh man my ex then... sounds the same when we hit 6 months, however jsut got worse and worse, eventully she kinda punched me once in an argument with fists @ my face.

was a year ago we broke up, last month we had an argument of somekind she broke out her fists again, was bleeding from my lip and had a mark round my neck..

do like the other guys say tell her you need space, if she gets in a hassle/mood about that get out if your sad/unhappy..

don't do what I did and stay it out, I regret it..

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Originally by: MotherMoon

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Originally by: Imran

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put it in her butt.

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what what?

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Originally by: Wil Smithx

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Originally by: MotherMoon

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Originally by: Imran

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put it in her butt.

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what what?

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ROFL - I hope this can become the new rickroll

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Originally by: Wil Smithx

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Originally by: Kaeten

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Originally by: Taradis

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Originally by: Kaeten

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oh man my ex then... sounds the same when we hit 6 months, however jsut got worse and worse, eventully she kinda punched me once in an argument with fists @ my face.

was a year ago we broke up, last month we had an argument of somekind she broke out her fists again, was bleeding from my lip and had a mark round my neck..

do like the other guys say tell her you need space, if she gets in a hassle/mood about that get out if your sad/unhappy..

don't do what I did and stay it out, I regret it..

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Ouch yea my Dad told me to never hit a lady but their are some exceptions to this. When my g/f n I get into it most of the time cuz she's drunk and she's a mean drunk I just pick her up throw her over my shoulders slam her ass on the bed and tell her if she comes out imma bust her in the lip and not to talk to me until she sobers up... works to an extent never hit her tho which I am glad cuz i have a bad temper and i don't need the title of g/f beater added to me plus no matter what I would never hit a women closed fisted or at all for that matter cuz its just weak maybe I was raised right who knows

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I was raised the same way, I never hit back at her, worst I've done is take by both arms and shout at her to calm down and stop. She was also a violent drunk however she could get violent sober too...

Never again lol

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Damned straight, shake the shit out of that *****, then make her do the washing up!

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Originally by: CCP Eris Discordia

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Edited by: CCP Eris Discordia on 30/07/2008 16:38:42
following is here to protect the somewhat innocent
If she is hitting you, well I guess the next question is whether you are in to that. If you are I think you should tell her that there is a time and a place for that, it comes with props and safewords.

If she is being an immature ***** who cannot express her frustration in any other way then I think you might want to sit her down and tell her to stop the hissy fitting violence and learn how to deal with life in a more responsible way.

If it doesn't help, leave her.

Honestly, the reason why girls and even some women can act like this is because they can get away with it. Don't put up with it because it might get worse.

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Originally by: Akita T

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Originally by: Tarminic

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Originally by: Akita T

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Short and painful version (as in, screaming, shouting and possible occasional pummeling by her on your hide if you don't hurry and blurt it all out from a safe distance):
[thestuff]
Stuff like that.
Best uttered while running away
[/joke]

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Fool! She can still chase you down and/or throw things at you while running away. Follow up your statement with a smokebomb and ninja-like exit.

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Poor planning. You can't possibly hope to tell her ALL of that before you use the smokebomb !
You have to start saying that, then when she starts to come closer, THEN you start wunning, and you throw the smokebomb and make the ninja exit AFTER you finished saying it all !
Using the phone is not a good idea, she can just hang up then come to your home and pummel you when you least expect it, because she knew what you were going to say (but you don't know that for sure).
Well, you could ninja-hide somewhere close and use ventriloquism to project your voice from somehwere else.
Or wear her out, then implant a small speaker close to her ear, and deliver the speech remotely.

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Originally by: Tarminic

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Originally by: Yoshimako

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if someone really goes for you, then you go back, with equal force. Man or woman. If a woman really goes for, and i mean really goes for you not slapping, then I can't see how anyone can brand you a woman beating moron.

Women are all after equal rights surely this is all part and parcel?

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Except men, on average, hit a lot harder than women. Equal force, when it comes to dealing with a woman attacking you, means that you restrain her without actually beating the crap out of her.

But if a woman comes at you and she's as strong as you are, then I'd say hitting is justifiable.

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Originally by: Highwind Cid

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Originally by: Istvaan Shogaatsu

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Beat her terribly with a burlap sack full of oranges.

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I thought a pillowcase full of doorknobs would do the trick. But yours sounds tastier.

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