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Kirjava Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.07.29 18:53:00 - [1] Just got shown this, and had to share, linkage. Literally laughing my arse off here Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Kirjava Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.07.29 18:53:00 - [2] Just got shown this, and had to share, linkage. Literally laughing my arse off here Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Dalia Diamond	Posted - 2008.07.29 18:54:00 - [3] If I recall right, that's an old SA gag. But yeah, still funny :)
Dalia Diamond	Posted - 2008.07.29 18:54:00 - [4] If I recall right, that's an old SA gag. But yeah, still funny :)
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:01:00 - [5] Yeah bloodninja has a bunch of them. Someone linked one in corp chat last night where he was telling a girl he was running from the cops because he ****ed a turkey, then insulted her weight and made her say AARRRRR so he could get it up.
Kirjava Shiva Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:06:00 - [6] Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Yeah bloodninja has a bunch of them. Someone linked one in corp chat last night where he was telling a girl he was running from the cops because he ****ed a turkey, then insulted her weight and made her say AARRRRR so he could get it up. Linky please? Haruhiists - Overloading Out of Pod discussions since 2007.
Lui Kai Perkone	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:07:00 - [7] Originally by: Kirjava Originally by: Micheal Dietrich Yeah bloodninja has a bunch of them. Someone linked one in corp chat last night where he was telling a girl he was running from the cops because he ****ed a turkey, then insulted her weight and made her say AARRRRR so he could get it up. Linky please? For Great Justice ---------------- Ambulation Answers
YouGotRipped Ewigkeit	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:08:00 - [8] lol I don't remember when I laughed so much. Motherships
Rhanna Khurin Minmatar	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:13:00 - [9] Criket these are old, older than time itself!
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:15:00 - [10] sweet17: Hi Bloodninja: hello Bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? Bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you Bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? Bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. sweet17: LOL Bloodninja: Don't fking laugh at me! Bloodninja: This st is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? Bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fking break Bloodninja: I'm serious. sweet17: I don't get it Bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states sweet17: For??? Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing. Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fking sick. Bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17: One of what? Bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you Bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on Bloodninja: Hurry up. Bloodninja: Are you there? Bloodninja: Fk you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. Bloodninja: Weren't you!? sweet17: thats not it Bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty Bloodninja: Most cops aren't sweet17: IM NOT A FKING COP YOU A*HOLE! Bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? Bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. Bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. Bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes Bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks Bloodninja: Okay here it is. PIC sweet17: this isn't you. Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. Bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fk yourself Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! Bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: F((K YOU!!! Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a FKING A**HOLE! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. Bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore Bloodninja: Wait a sec Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. Bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? Bloodninja: You heard me. Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:16:00 - [11] Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don't know Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I'm afraid to Bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause Bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? Bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that Bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. Bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja: ok? Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious Bloodninja: Oh yes I am! Bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is ****ed Bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth . sweet17: mmmm yeah Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid Bloodninja: ...still limp Bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your ***. Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? Bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A ING PYSCHO!! Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. Bloodninja: And turn you into a ing candy apple... Bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: YOU *****!! Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. Bloodninja: ...going limp again. Bloodninja: Hello? Bloodninja: Say it! Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
Slanty McGarglefist	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:19:00 - [12] HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR __________________________________________________ Originally by: CCP Wrangler No Doh!
Xtreem Gallente Knockaround Guys Inc. Exxxotic	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:23:00 - [13] i love these :D
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:34:00 - [14] The bloodninja saga....
Calderio Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2008.07.29 19:50:00 - [15] This thread delivers, Blood Ninja is a classic. Click The Power Of BOB Compells you
Empyre Domestic Reform	Posted - 2008.07.29 20:59:00 - [16] you should really spend some time reading bash. that and omgrawr. Destroy all that which is evil, so that which is good may flourish.
Micheal Dietrich Caldari Terradyne Networks	Posted - 2008.07.29 21:10:00 - [17] Originally by: Empyre you should really spend some time reading bash. that and omgrawr. Kinda meh compared to bloodninja
ILikeTastyPie Digital assassins	Posted - 2008.07.29 22:12:00 - [18] Aye I've read bloodninja on bash.org loads. Funniest one is where at the end he tells her she has a battleship for an arse, I was ****ing myself
Slade Trillgon Siorai Iontach Brotherhood of the Spider	Posted - 2008.07.29 22:21:00 - [19] OOOO FUNNY STUFFFS MANY LOLS!!!!! Slade "I am not saying there should be capital punishment for stupidity, but why can`t we just take the safety labels off everything and let the problem fix its self"
Patch86 Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2008.07.29 23:58:00 - [20] For reason I can't explain, this one is by far my favourite: Bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. j_gurli13: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. Bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli13: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli13: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli13: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They **ing charge your ass. j_gurli13: stop, cmon be serious. Bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. Bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli13: thats it. Bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. Bloodninja: am I hard now. ------ Originally by:** Micheal Dietrich You can even get a midget with a camera to sit on the floorboard.
The TX Gallente Earth Inc.	Posted - 2008.07.30 00:32:00 - [21] Thread delivers. -------------------- [Signature] [/Signature]
Rawr Cristina Caldari Omerta Syndicate	Posted - 2008.07.30 00:57:00 - [22] Old. ...
mentalmonkey Gallente Mixed Metaphor	Posted - 2008.07.30 06:59:00 - [23] Awesome thread. HARRRRR!
Victor Valka Caldari Kissaki Corporation	Posted - 2008.07.30 07:20:00 - [24] Originally by: Rawr Cristina Old. Which, in this particular case, just makes it an Internet classic and not not funny. LOLs were had.

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