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Odre Echee
Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon
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Posted - 2008.07.30 13:48:00 -
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Now, I'm not terribly sure exactly what the best title for this thread may have been, but regardless. I am looking for a PvP corporations that may be interested in doing something that may akin to punching and beating up a baby. Which makes me the person that hired someone to punch and beat up a baby, but let's not sidetrack.
It is a small (less than 10 members) carebear corp based in Sinq Laison, and I do believe that they are based on U.S. primetime. That is, unfortunately, all I know about them. I do believe that they're juicily fitted (that is, if they ever will undock).
What I would like done is, more or less, make sure they don't have to worry about lags effecting their missions anymore. If you know what I mean. Kills would be wonderful, but not necessary, as long as they don't get anything productive done. Oh, right, this is called 'disrupting their productivity' I believe. You do agree to unconsensual PvP by undocking too, ya?
Cowardly, perhaps, but I cannot dec them myself due to situations my main character is in, and I don't play in U.S. prime.
I am not going to be strict and be an arse by saying 'reputable corps only!', but it sure will help if you have someone backing you up, especially if more than a few people are interested in taking this what could be considered 'unethical' offer (though this IS C&P).
If you are interested, or have further inquiries, please do feel free to drop me a line, either here, or by evemail. I would first like a rough quote with timeframe you have in mind. I don't have much experience with mercenaries though, so an estimation of what may be considered 'fair price' would be appreciated (if you really do want to 'help' a man who's essentially hiring someone so he can beat up a baby, though I did hear C&P love those things. I don't know.)
I thank you for taking time to read this. May you gank many juicy targets.
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Lag in Motsu or other hubs? Can't bear it and want to change? Remember : YOU are part of the problem!
Gave stuff away. Waiting for sub. to run out. |
Lily Cole
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Posted - 2008.07.30 14:27:00 -
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Edited by: Lily Cole on 30/07/2008 14:27:32
I considered reading your post.
Then I decided I just had to know what a lolicon was, so I looked it up.
Now I notice you are the CEO. So I guess you are just looking for child loving recruits.
I'd rather you just went away, though judging by a lot of the sigs I see around here, you won't go short of recruits for long. |
Odre Echee
Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon
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Posted - 2008.07.30 14:47:00 -
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 Originally by: Lily Cole
Edited by: Lily Cole on 30/07/2008 14:27:32
I considered reading your post.
Then I decided I just had to know what a lolicon was, so I looked it up.
Now I notice you are the CEO. So I guess you are just looking for child loving recruits.
I'd rather you just went away, though judging by a lot of the sigs I see around here, you won't go short of recruits for long.
Alt corp for forum trolling.
The fact that you actually took this seriously means I succeeded, moreso than you have.
Which is good too, I spent a considerable time wondering what would tick off most people, but I really wasn't getting response about it.
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Lag in Motsu or other hubs? Can't bear it and want to change? Remember : YOU are part of the problem!
Gave stuff away. Waiting for sub. to run out. |
Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
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Posted - 2008.07.30 15:04:00 -
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Originally by: Odre Echee & Lily Cole
Some stuff
Haha, couldnt be arsed to read everything but ownage is good.
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IHearULiek Mudkipz
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Posted - 2008.07.30 16:38:00 -
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What is the average age/sp of said carebears?
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Odre Echee
Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon
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Posted - 2008.07.30 17:57:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Haha, couldnt be arsed to read everything but ownage is good.
Then I am pleased that some amusement has at least come out of this.
Originally by: IHearULiek Mudkipz
What is the average age/sp of said carebears?
Details, I really don't know the specifics, but I suspect (after doing a quick 'investigation' of the corp, the one that's publicly available), I would give them six months to one year old, and it's one of those corps without specific goals that really won't attract 'older' or more 'specialized' players. I am not terribly sure on exact timezone, but it's either European or U.S., and it's kind of hard for me to pin down which one.
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Lag in Motsu or other hubs? Can't bear it and want to change? Remember : YOU are part of the problem!
Gave stuff away. Waiting for sub. to run out. |
Kaeten
Hybrid Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.07.30 22:15:00 -
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gimmie the corp name..
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I'M POOR
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Odre Echee
Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon
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Posted - 2008.07.31 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Kaeten
gimmie the corp name..
It will be Evemailed to you in a few minutes.
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Lag in Motsu or other hubs? Can't bear it and want to change? Remember : YOU are part of the problem!
Gave stuff away. Waiting for sub. to run out. |
Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.07.31 04:16:00 -
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Edited by: Eternal Error on 31/07/2008 04:16:29
I'm in for the corp name too... might not actually do anything though... we shall see. Oh and I'm not a merc, but if they suck as badly as you say I might do something for the hell of it (free).
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BobTeh
Knights of Chaos
Chaos Incarnate.
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Posted - 2008.07.31 07:22:00 -
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speak to me i can solve you problem for you.
My opinion is my own dont take it!
Join The Muffin Factory |
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TerraWatt
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Posted - 2008.07.31 21:22:00 -
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We are well versed in the art of baby beating. Sometimes I only have to look at one and it starts to cry.
Evemail me.
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Sirus Ade
Relinquo.
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Posted - 2008.08.04 23:00:00 -
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Contact me in game and we can arrange it. We'll undercut any quote you receive.
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PaRaZiTuRL
Amarr
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.08.05 10:49:00 -
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You have awakened the dark mercs that prowl the forums in shadow searching for targets.Prepare, oh Knight of Lolicon.
Inappropriate signature removed. ~WeatherMan |
Uncle Thomas
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.05 17:49:00 -
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NAMBLA at your service. |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.05 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: Sirus Ade
Contact me in game and we can arrange it. We'll undercut any quote you receive.
I told the OP I'd pay him 1Bil to wardec the Corp of his choice. Are you prepared to pay him more?
We're Recruiting! |
The Djego
Minmatar
merovinger inc
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Posted - 2008.08.06 07:32:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Sirus Ade
Contact me in game and we can arrange it. We'll undercut any quote you receive.
I told the OP I'd pay him 1Bil to wardec the Corp of his choice. Are you prepared to pay him more?
Rofl. Epic. 
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Nerf Tank - Boost Gank!
Originally by: Amantus
Real men don't need to get into blaster range.
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Redback911
Malevolent Intentions
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Posted - 2008.08.06 10:16:00 -
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Which system?
And is it lowsec?
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Lettorann
AMMO INC
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Posted - 2008.08.06 10:34:00 -
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Is it me, or does "Equestrian Knight Order of Lolicon" create the acronym e-kool? that.... is.... more full of cheese than the moon, tbh.
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